The Blogspot Staff is following all leads to reveal the cast of 'I Love Money'. For those who don't know 'I Love Money' is the VH1 show that recently wrapped up taping in Huatulco, Mexico. It's a challenge show were cast from previous seasons of 'Flavor of Love', 'I Love New York' and 'Rock of Love' battle each other for a grand prize of $100,000. We can tell who did well on the show. It would take the joy from watching if we told you. 'I Love Money' is a promising new addition to VH1's summer line up of shows. We will share pictures we scored of some cast members of 'I Love Money'.
Frank Maresca also known as The Entertainer from 'I Love New York 2' continues to be a ladies man. In his Italian arms are from left to right Heather Chadwell from 'Rock of Love', Jennifer Toof also known as Toastee from 'Flavor of Love 2' and Brooke Thompson also known as Pumkin of 'Flavor of Love'.
David Amerman also known as 12 Pack and Ahmad Givens also known as Real from 'I Love New York' pose for the camera.
An unknown man The Blogspot Staff wishes would put on a shirt, strummnig a guitar in front of Hotel Flamboyant. We have confirmed the 'I Love Money' cast stayed at this hotel.
There can be no Party Boys with only 12 Pack. When one thinks about it, Mexico is known for it's Heat. The Blogspot Staff also has to ask the question, 'Does brotherly love have a Chance when competing for money?' We'll just have to stay tuned to VH1 this summer to find out the whole story. We'll leave you for awhile to chew on the information we just fed you. We suppose a photo leaving a Mexico airport would be appropriate. We wish you a wonderful day.
Fox Reality has a show 'Battle of the Bods' hosted by the British Olivia Lee. (Is it me or is American Television being taken over by the Brits? Wasn't Benny Hill enough?) The Q. had no clue about this show. As you all know Q. is often clueless. Fox Reality's description of the show is steamy reality series. My description is five women or men parading themselves in front of the cameras & judges to be rated physically. I caught the 4 episodes extras on FoxReality.com in order to get a better perception of 'Battle of the Bods'. My assessment is the following: 3 judges of the opposite sex rank the hotties or hunks on boobs, @sses, legs, chests, etc. Reads easy... right? Well watching is a whole different story. Let me explain, the judges don't stick to the subject at hand. They appear to The Q. to be judging on overall looks & presentation. The five up for ranking walk out in self chosen swim suits. Once in position the five rank themselves in attempt to match the judges rankings & win ca$h. The judges not only get to see the whole package; they get to see slivers of each persons personality. You even catch comments similar to, "She was hot when she came out. But that personality drops her down a notch." The judges in that instance were supposedly judging boobs. Since when does personality have anything to do with an individual's boob ranking? It just seems 'Battle of Bods' would be more authentic if the judges didn't get to see contestants' interaction with one another. Also contestants wearing the same swim wear would enhance the true agenda of the show.
he Bods' aired an reality celebrity segment. Two of our favorite VH1 reality stars showed off their bodies. Pumkin of 'Flavor of Love' & 'Charm School' and Heat of 'I Love New York' showed off their skins. Heat a.k.a. Jason Rosell has an incredibly hot body. (I've seen & touched it first hand) *snickers Pumkin a.k.a. Brooke Thompson is a petite blonde cutie. The Q. hasn't seen this episode but I am on the lookout for it. A regular Blogspot reader did catch it. She shared the following, "The segment I stumbled upon featured reality stars...two of our favorites were included Pumkin and Heat. The premise of the show is guys and girls rate each others bodies. Its really a stupid show. All the guys kept rating Pumkin a 5! Needless to say Pumkin was not happy with her rankings." (HAHAHAHAHA!) Y'all realize 1 represents first & 5 is last in the ranking system. We all know Pumkin of 'I Love New York' & 'Charm School' is no shrinking violet when it comes to speaking up. One of the many reasons Pumkin remains one of my all-time favorite Flavorettes. I am not the only one either. Aurelius loves her too!Got this from Shamicka and I am republishing verbatim:
The famous loud mouth Pumkin from Flavor of Love 1 will be on the Court TV
Show 'Cristina's Court'new season beginning September. She is suing a party promoter and uses her foul mouth to make a good show. She was dressed in a little teeny dress (with no underwear) and some cheap black wood shoes. She won the case but almost got thrown out several times.
She attends with her "boyfriend" who looks just like her brother with bleach blonde hair!Just thought I'd let ya know!
Today at 7pm EST (4pm PST), Gabrielle T (aka DJ Gabby, aka Elle) has her 6th show on BlogTalk Radio and her guests are Brooke 'Pumkin' Thompson (Flavor of Love 1, Charm School) and Saaphyri (Flavor of Love 2, Charm School)
Both ladies are among the most controversial contestants to have ever been cast in the 'Flavor of Love' series and it's spinoffs. Brooke , for example; had a threesome-shower with Flavor Flav and Hoopz; but her notoriety comes from an elimination ceremony where she spat on Reality TV Queen, Tiffany 'New York' Pollard.
Saaphyri's infamy stems from having the shortest stint of any cast-member when she was eliminated for attacking another contestant.
Join us TODAY, when both ladies subject themselves to your calls and the probing questions of Gabrielle T
For more information add yourself to the Elle Word Radio MySpace
Here are the dates and guests for upcoming shows (subject to change)
Monday, June 4th (Schatar 'Hottie' Taylor)
Tuesday, June 5th (Lamonty 'Pootie' Council)
Thursday, June 7th (Mauricio 'Chamo' Sanchez)
Friday, June 8th (Two finalists from the I Love New York 2 casting call)
Catch The Elle Word today, Friday June 1st, at 7pm EST (4pm PST)
(averaging 1000+ listeners after 5 shows)
This interview needs no introductory paragraph from me. It's Brooke (Pumkin) speaking to Curve (the best-selling lesbian magazine).
Here's an excerpt to grab your attention...
Do you identify as lesbian or bisexual?
I consider myself bisexual. I am attracted to both sexes. Women are beautiful and men are gorgeous. However, I connect more with women. When I kiss guys I just do not feel the same vibe. There is minimal connection.
Pumkin speaks to Curve magazine
I owe a foot massage to: Angel
Yep, just read it on the Flavor of Love Gossip MySpace
Go look-see at their website and read and subscribe or add them or whatever you would usually when you visit a MySpace page.
Besides that, I'd really appreciate if you were to familiarize or reacquaint yourself with Bhatti and Misterballer's Charm School video recaps. They are very good and getting better.
Meale and Ivory should be back soon, Shawn will be back not so soon; and Quanda?
Well you never know with Quanda. You just might have read her last Q-Moment. It's appropriately titled Family First, which is a good clue, I think.
Regardless of whether she stays or goes, you can always catch her at the Q-Spot.
(it's for adults so you'll have to swear you're 18 to read the text)
Carry on then; here are a few pictures of 'Pumkin' and 'Serious' (Flavor of Love, Charm School) to put you in the mood for a pleasant night.
Cheers.
Love Her or Hate ...She Spat
As a 'Flavor of Love' viewer, I watched all season long ...waiting. Waiting for someone to call New York out. Someone to deliver that rude, calculating woman a blow that she could not recover from. Did I think Pumkin, a blond blue-eyed cutie would be the one? Heck no! Surprise, surprise ...she not only delivered, she gave me my all time favorite reality television moment. Pumkin spat on the villainous female, I love to strongly dislike.
What I found odd is that some turned it into a racial incident. Yes Pumkin is Caucasian and New York is African American. What did race have to do with Pumkin being irritated with that b!tch? Heck was I the only one who noticed Pumkin's bond with Goldie and Hoopz? I don't think race had anything to do with her strong dislike and disgust with New York. I've met Pumkin. She is cautious at first. But once she warms up ...she is a sweet as my 2 layered Pumkin Chiffon Cheesecake Pie. The first layer is fluffy and light. Dig the fork deeper, and you'll discover a firm, solid foundation. When I found out Pumkin would be a student of 'Charm School', I was happy. Yeah, I like Brooke The Spitter (sue me).
Pumkin where were you born and raised?
Bakersfield, California ...you need me to tell you more about it?
Nope, I am familiar with Bakersfield. I am indebted to you for giving me my all-time favorite reality television moment. Why did you spit on New York?
From day 1, she was talking sh@t about people. She would sit around and talk about people's flaws. I was wondering when someone was going to stand up to her. (Now I understand why Rain a.k.a. Thela The Screamer went off in the van.) I spoke to her about her behavior. I let her know how I felt. So after having to deal with her for weeks, I'd just had enough. I was eliminated. And she was talking sh@t as usual. I was p!ssed off. Her mouth just sent me off and I spat on her.
*laughing Thanks again for spitting on her. You and Hoopz seemed to have a strong bond. Are you two still friends today?
Hoopz and I are very close. She's my girl. I have a lot of love for her. We don't get to see each as much as we like because she lives in Detroit. We do talk on the phone a lot.
I was at the 'I Love New York' Reunion Show. The audience was shocked when you walked on stage as Mr. Boston's new lady love. Explain please.
Mr. Boston is definitely interested in me. We have dated.
Were you sexually intimate with Mr. Boston?
Absolutely not, we've kissed and it stops there.
Understandable, I noticed you close to a certain ' I Love New York' cast member at the Saddle Ranch. What's going with you and ..........?
Nothing between us ... just talking, it was loud in there.
Alright back to the 'I Love New York' Reunion Show, have you thought about pressing charges against the Christian woman we know as Sister Patterson?
Yes, I have thought about pressing charges. I've also thought about contacting her church.
( I am thinking Pumkin should've snatched of that wig!) Why 'Charm School'?
VH-1 contacted me. They asked if I'd be interested in participating in a reality show based on women empowerment. I thought change could be good. We all could definitely improve ourselves in ways. I am known for spitting on New York. I spit on a person one time and I am labeled Brooke The Spitter. They could've signed me on for my potty mouth. ( Me too!)
On 'Charm School' Episode 1, we see you very upset. Tell the readers what was going on.
I was really mad at the producers. ( Tell me not the producers, those innocent individuals?) There was three rooms. One room has all 'Flavor of Love' Season 1 girls. Another has all 'Flavor of Love' Season 2 girls. Yet the stick me in a room with 'Flavor of Love' Season 2 who dislike me and are calling me a racist. First, I am not a racist. Second, who wants to sleep with people who don't like them. I just wanted to be comfortable. And I wasn't.
I totally feel you and understand the stressful situation. Name two girls that you truly get along with.
Goldie, she's been my girl since 'Flavor of Love' Season 1. We're different. Yet we compliment each other. We get along great. Serious we understand one another. We are both willing to put ourselves out there. We are alike in many ways.
Name two that irritate your soul.
Smiley irritates me. She plays damsel in distress in front of the judges. She cries 'Help me ...help me' to the judges. But she is not at all like that with us. She just isn't consistent with her emotions. Oh and Hottie is always on her toes. She irritates me because I am always trying to get her to say a swear word. No matter how upset she is ...she will not say a bad word. Hottie is so proper. I love that girl. She just won't break.
What are you thoughts on Keith?
Oh my God, I hate that @sshole. He is so d@mn negative all of the time. He's arrogant. And I don't like his toupee.
Wow, he wears a toupee?
Yes.
Your thoughts on Mikki Taylor?
She is the Paula Abdul of 'Charm School'. She's a sweetheart. She is very quiet and reserved, a very nice lady.
Keeping it moving ...your opinion of Mo'nique.
She is nice at times. She is equally a very tough lady. I don't think we clicked.
What did you get emotionally out of being a 'Charm School' student?
I knew how to walk with a book on my head. I knew how to eat properly ( Why did a picture of Like Dat pop into my head?) Emotionally I walked away knowing I am a good person. Actually all of the women from 'Charm School' are great individuals. We may act out at times but we're put in crazy situations. You aren't always going to behave the best. Bottom line, we are all good people, striving to do better.
Alright Pumkin, I think we're down.
Oh Quanda, I'd like to say thank you to all those who have shown me love on myspace and The 'Charm School' Blogspot. And a special thanks to Laura, Elaine and Mike from myspace. And tell Bhattipimpin88 and Misterballer ...I said what's up.
Thanks again Pumkin and I sure will pass on your message. Bye.
Thanks Quanda. Bye.
You have just shared a Qmoment!
I think it happened on the day Pumkin found herself in the shower with Flavor Flav and Hoopz.
Let's face it, if I were a woman in a shower with Flav and Hoopz, I'd become a lesbian for an hour. Maybe longer, even.
Whatever the reason, Pumkin can't seem to make up her mind on the gender she prefers, because she is in love with men again.
I'm not sure any of this is true but Pumkin seems to have gone, in sequence...
from
to
Need to know more? See more pictures perhaps?
Go read his website and buy stuff from his company.
Credit: a Flavor of Love contestant
I tell you, when Mother Steups made me two decades ago I never thought I'd be in a position where I have two good-looking Asian-American guys fighting to have their videos appear on this site.
Dang, she must be so proud of me right now (brushes a tear away)
Just kidding. I love those two guys; without them the site wouldn't be the same.
Here's video of 'New York' on the Fox reality remix awards. You'll see 'New York' kissing Flavor Flav, acting the fool because of her drunkenness and sharing the podium with 'Pumkin'.
Courtesy KC. Have a good New Year my friend.
You too Ponlork; let's kill them with 'I love New York' video for 2007.
Pumkin is either gay, bi-curious or just a publicity whore; but either way she should keep her hands off of Smiley and my pink Ipod
The thing about any reality television show is that eventually you get to a place where the show annoys you to the point that you just want it to end. I am not there yet with Flavor of Love but I can see it coming.
What I could not foretell is the reason until I read a rather prescient observation by Olivia, a reader of this blog.
According to Olivia and it has all but been confirmed, Pumkin is involved in a homosexual relationship. Mind you there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, unless you are the Reverend Jerry Falwell or something; but with the rumor that Hoopz and Goldie are also homosexuals it does take the shine off of any authenticity the series had.
Is it right that in a show where women compete for the dubious honor to date hip-hop star Flav Flav, that three of the top four spots were allegedly won by lesbians?
And the fourth, New York, has many people convinced she is a transvestite?
Doesn't seem right to me, but that's entertainment for you.
Let's get back to Pumkin though, on her blog she writes...
"I have met my soulmate. We are getting married."
Adding to that she penned this love letter
"You mean the world to me and I care about you so deeply that it hurts for the short time that we are not together. My every thought and breath, I draw from you and I truly do love you.
I love you and you are my world. You are the most sweetest, most precious person in my life. All my life I prayed for someone like you and I thank God that I finally found you. Love, promise me that you will always be mine. I know in my heart our love will never die. You will always be a part of me and I am a part of you indefinitely.
I don't find enough words to describe how I feel about you. You possess all the color and beauty of heavens, lush and satin. Do you know how much I hunger for your gentle touch and the warmth embrace of your body?
I love you; you are my every heartbeat and my every breath."
The woman allegedly involved with her is rather attractive in my opinion, here are a few pictures for you to judge, although you really shouldn't -judge, that is.
The issue according to Olivia, who appears to be au fait with the concerns of lesbians is that Pumkin is not exactly the woman you hope for as America's idea of a gay woman.
As Olivia wrote
"...damn me if the most hated white trash chick on reality tv is gonna claim this lesbian identity. fuck, we have ENOUGH misrepresentations ALREADY. damn these people."
Initially I did not see her point of view but I am coming around...Anyway this is way too serious for me and the fact that I am getting into people's business at all on this blog makes me a bit gay to be honest. But it's too late for that so perhaps I should celebrate my conversion with a pink Apple Ipod Nano.
Brooke Pumkin Thompson no longer a substitute teacher. The reality television monster was fired by the Kern High School District
Oh yes, its so evil of me to take joy from someone being fired from their job especially as I have abused their fame and infamy to drive traffic to my blog, but, but...
But nothing!
For all her evil doings including spitting on fellow Flavor of Love contestant New York's face, no one should be happy that Pumkin was fired from her job as a substitute teacher in Bakersfield.
The full report from NBC tv4 reads:
Brooke Thompson, 26, appeared on VH1's "Flavor of Love" show, which chose a girlfriend out of several contestants for rapper Flava Flav. At one point during the show, Thompson spit in the face of another contestant. She later said the spit was prompted by a suggestion from the show's producers.
The district said Thompson was fired because her appearance on the show was too distracting to students.
"We had kids that were sticking their heads in the door just to sneak a look at her and that kind of craziness was just disruptive to the learning process," district spokesman John Tevis said.
Thompson complained that the firing was unfair, but she also said her long-term goals are in entertainment and not education
That's just foul. Sorry Pumkin I really feel for you.
Incidentally there are images and video from the NBC affiliate as well
Images and Video
Let's see what's new in the Flavor of Love world...
VH-1 are beginning to advertise the Reunion Show but if you are still interested in unedited uncensored video of the New York vs Pumkin catfight click on the link you just passed by.
On her blog Pumkin neglects to mention her dismissal -who can blame her- but she does take the time to point out that the My Space accounts of Goldie and Hoopz are not genuine. Read it on Pumkin's My Space for yourself.
Finally if you want to sign up for the Tiffany Matthews aka New York, fan club I can help you out. On the Fan Club's website there is information galore including the fact that Pumkin spitting in New York's face was voted number one on the countdown of the Top twenty Celebreality moments of all time.
The fact that she celebrates that just about confirms to me that this girl is not the real New York, but I am just here to give you info so here is the link for Tiffany's Premiere Fan Club.
That's it for me, thanks for reading. Tomorrow or later today I will add at least twenty Hoopz pics so return when you can.
Bye.
Update: The Hoopz pictures were removed with good reason but you can view them in the Hoops picture gallery if you choose.
Pumkin is in love and self-medicates and self-analyses the meaning of life as a reality-television contestant
Oh Jesus, first she spits on a girl's face and shows no remorse whatsoever, now Pumkin, aka Brooke Thompson has devoted time and effort in her latest blog to present herself as a victim caught in the duality of reality television and reality itself.
Actually I am making it sound way better than it deserves. Pumkin in her inimitable style once again declares that she, Hoopz and Goldie are friends for life and her role as a television character is in no way congruous with her role as Brooke, ordinary Bakersfield citizen.
Okay Pumkin you win, I hate you as Pumkin and love you as Brooke, happy now?
Here is the interview in it's entirety because I know you are tired of my linking to her webspace. Look for the part where she declares herself as Gangsta Pumkin and OG Pumkin....My lord, i don't make this shit up, I just copy and paste it...
First of all, I would like to thank my fans for their endless love and support. My true fans are those who have been with me from the very beginning and have stuck by my side, regardless of my actions on "Flavor of Love."
If I could do the experience all over again, I would. So what, I did not end up with Flav. I never went into this experience trying to convince Flav that I was someone else other than myself and I never went into this trying to become rich.
Each and every one of us girls had our motives for being on the show. I did get kicked off for being on reality shows, but the truth behind this is that most or all of us have done something in the past as far as television is concerned.
I do not think that being on game shows or dating shows determines an individual's character. You all may know me as Pumkin, but Pumkin was also Brooke. I was not playing a character on the show. I was real. Hoopz and Goldie are my girls and I love them to death. I met some amazing people on the show and that alone means the world to me. My emotions, my humor, my anger, my tears, Gangsta Pumkin, the O.G. Pumkin, and my crazy white girl comments were an accurate portrayal of Brooke, who I really am. This show has opened many doors of opportunities for me, but more importantly it has led me to someone who has opened my eyes in an incredible way. In life, often times, it seems we take the easy route. However, the easy route might not be the right route. My mind is not the only thing that has been opened, but my heart as well. I forever thank this person for showing me that things happen at the right time and when you least expect it. . . you know who you are and this will work! . . . Thank you.
To my fans . . . .Thank you again for everything and I hope that you will support me in all of the things that I do in life and just know that I am making all my decisions from my heart. I love all of you guys!
Pumkin sure loves sentences.
Smiley to pose in Smooth magazine, Pumkin isn't that bad a person after all, and more Hoopz pictures
Smiley posted in the comments box yesterday and revealed that all of her will soon be revealed in an upcoming edition of Smooth Magazine.
It's a hip-hop magazine of sorts and I suppose it's another step forward in her career. I know some of you think little of these women but that's probably because you aren't thinking a lot. These women are entertainers and if they choose to make some money off their notoriety by posing in a few magazines or making 'celebrity' appearances then so be it.
I certainly can't say shit about it because I am earning money off of their notoriety from the ads running on this weblog. Although I have earned less than a magazine subscription it's still more than I had before the blog.
So, monitor the magazine and buy Smiley's edition. Let's make Smiley a star!
Now let's get to Pumkin. I have said enough about her incident with New York (Tiffany Patterson) but I have to acknowledge the fact that all the other girls on the show seem to like her and had no issues with her spitting indiscretion.
In fact they like her so much some of them visited her in Bakersfield recently.
According to Smiley, she and another Flavor of Love alumni, Goldie, met up with Pumkin in her home town and Smiley recalled fondly, a moment at a Bakersfield mall.
...before Goldie came up, Pumkin and I went to the Valley Mall and people kept on stopping us. I was so incognito I looked jacked up! I was in glasses, my hair was darker, I had no makeup, I had a hat, I was wearing my pajama pants and Pumkin outed me.
I had no idea THAT many people watched the show! The three of us ended up on the Bakersfield News!
When the three of us got together people kept on stopping us too, this was just way crazy. I mean when I did WWE people who are into that would recognize me but I didn't realize that much more people watch VH-1. Being from Toronto, Canada I grew up watching Much Music, we didn't have MTV, or VH-1 because that was our music station, so this is all new to me.
All I was thinking in my head was in some of those episodes I look fugly! lol. I have some funky moments let me tell you but regardless it still was a great experience
So, maybe Pumkin isn't that big a bitch after all.
Yeah right, she is still the anti-christ of reality television unless and until she apologizes.
Who knows, maybe she will on the Reunion Show. I won't hold my breath though.
The fake New York is at it again, on her blog she laments the fact that VH-1 producers stuffed her with a high carbohydrate diet and she has had to overdose on Dexatrim Max diet pills.
She says she has lost 8lbs. Really I don't know why I am repeating the words of a fake New York except to say go read them yourself if you are so inclined.
You know, wouldn't it be funny if there was a Flavor of Love Season 2 because Flava Flav found out Hoopz is a lesbian?
Remember if you can, New York termed her an "undercover lesbian" and I assume women have some instinct about shit like that. Anyway, I have to admit she (Hoopz) does have a gleam in her eye that makes you wonder and she is certainly obsessed with wearing basketball shorts. Go read Concrete Loop where the guys discuss the issue and others regarding Hoopz and Flavor of Love.
It's been a while since I posted pictures of Nikki Hoopz so here are three of them in various states of undress....
The third picture was removed and placed in the Nikki Hoopz picture gallery.
Note to Smiley, where is that email you promised me.
Everyday I mention your name on this blog I think I deserve that e-mail don't you. Here, Ill mention you again...Smiley, Smiley Smileys
I also promised to mention the name of a reader so here goes, Wilhelmina, Wilhelmina, Wilhelmina.
(By the way, I know it's Yahoo! Messenger with voice, but readers, it's difficult to voice chat with one reader and write chat with twenty others. So forgive me when I decline your invitation to voice chat, okay. Nothing personal, it's logistics :)
Now onto another article.
Okay readers, I have had this one for a while but Pumkin is such a liar I never thought of posting it...
Pumkin charges that the producers of the television reality-television show 'Flavor of Love' suggested she spit in New York's face to create a furore and spice things up a bit for the penultimate episode.
Normally I would believe anyone against a corporate giant but this little anti-christ from Bakersfield is a known liar and worse yet she lies in the face of overwhelming evidence...remember her assertion that she tripped and was not assaulted by New York following the spitting incident...
Anyway, here is the entire article from the Bakersfield Californian
And here is the relevant excerpt...
With the final episode airing tonight -- and a "reunion" episode appearing next week, Brooke Thompson (Pumkin) stopped by The Californian newsroom to talk about her experiences.
"Reality TV is so not real," she said.
While Thompson doesn't regret appearing on the show and wasn't looking for love with the eccentric, gold-toothed rapper, she was surprised to see some of the more salacious moments involving her to be trumped up.
Of course, anyone who saw her exit from the show knows the incident where she spat in the face of fellow contestant "New York."
But guess what?
"It was staged...and digitally enhanced," (like we couldn't see that) Thompson said.
"I do not spit on people," she said. She was told by producers that she would be leaving before the episode was filmed, and told her to give them a "big ending." She asked what kind of an ending they wanted, and they suggested spitting.
So she spat, but not how it appears on screen.
"When girls spit, it goes everywhere," she said. Because she didn't produce an effective spray for the cameras, some special effects were added after the fact to make it seem more substantial, she said.
Pumkin is such a liar, but you never know, and if indeed the producers at VH-1 encouraged and cajoled her to spit in New York that makes her an even more disgraceful human being.
But what does it make VH-1?
If they did that it would be the most disgusting act by a television network...
Oooh, oooh, Caroline Roberts has a grrrrrreattt encapsulation of Sunday's Final episode at 'The Trades.'
Lots of detail and background minutiae, including....
What woman wouldn't fight over Public Enemy rapper Flavor Flav? And what parent wouldn't be proud to have Flavor Flav as a son-in-law? Let's list Flavor Flav's accomplishments:
1. Punching his girlfriend in the face (1991)
2. Installing flashing lights around his license plate - almost daring the police to pick him up for outstanding warrants (1992)
3. Firing his gun at a neighbor (1993)
4. Drying out in rehab (1993)
5. Assaulting a woman who took a photo of one of his many children (1994)
6. Toting around vials of crack cocaine (1995)
7. Possessing pot while riding a bicycle (1996)
8. Canoodling with Brigitte Nielsen in a hot tub (2004)
9. Evading payments of child support for his families - in public (2005)
I don't know about you, but anyone who stops a list at '9' is the greatest person on earth. Who does that? Caroline, could you not have found a tenth moment?
Anyway, I urge you all to read her descriptions...
And, if you have any spare minutes, you can meander to Sweetie's blog to listen to her musical offerings. She has four original songs for your listening pleasure.
The hip-hop musical interludes are
1) U want dis
2) U heard me
3) Freak Show
4) I got your back
Can we start all over again and just eliminate Pumkin from episode 1?
We can't? Oh okay, well can we just take that girl to a back-alley somewhere and beat her ass until she learns to spell Pumpkin.
Yeah I know it's not her fault it's Pumkin, but I couldn't think of anything funny to say; sue me!
Maybe I should get to the point, but before I do, Smiley Smiley Smiley will you please send me an e-mail.
Some crackpot wrote me confessing to be a friend of hers and said she loves this blog and the fact that she is, or rather was, my favorite.
Well prove it Smiley, write me and let's meet. I will support you, your two husbands and your three kids. Wtf am I saying, I can barely support myself.
Anyway, that walking piece of reality television trash, Pumkin, wrote this on her blog
Ok . . . so as most of you know, I was eliminated last night from Flavor of Love. I know . . . so sad :-( Anyway, this is really what went down that night. My mom came and met Flav and told him that I had been on game shows and dating shows before. Big surprise, huh? I mean, after all, the producers knew about every girls past experience on tv and each one of us have definitely been on something before! So, I was pissed because Flav was calling me out when he already knew what was up. I mean how can Flav sit there and question my intentions . .. look at his track record. Surreal Life, Strange Love, Flavor of Love . . . all reality shows, hmmm? I was pissed because he was being a hypocrite in my eyes. I was telling him that he had a pot of gold left and a pot of shit left and I hope in the end he goes with the pot of gold. New York butted in saying her usual and for me to go get a face lift. Well, I just did what everyone else wanted to do and wanted to see. So, I spit in her face. No, she did not hit me. No she did not really push me. My clutzy ass tripped over the rug in my high heels. Regardless of what happened, the bitch deserved it and the show went on. So, please understand that I am not a bad person . .. I am normal and when people press your buttons sometimes you do things out of character. However, I have absolutely no regrets!
Much Love, Pumkin
If you must know I corrected her spelling of hypocrite, I can't stand shit like that, but you know what I truly cannot stomach?
Lying-ass reality television bitches talking lying-ass shit on their lying-ass blog!
And if you read the comments all of them are in support of her. Hmmn, what's the chance of that happening? The rude woman doesn't have the decency and integrity to print all the comments.
I say my readers, all 1 million -that's in Yen- of you, go to Pumkin's blog and tell her what's really up with spitting in a girl's face, even if she is a transvestite, a transexual, or from Transylvania.
And, I don't want to play the race-card, but is it not oh so pathetic for black men to be supporting her decision to spit in New York's face.
You know what, I don't give a damn, let's play the race card.
What black man in his right mind would say a white girl, or a girl of any other ethnicity, was right to spit in a woman's face. That shit just isn't copasetic.
I will grab those photographs from her blog and show the faces of those ingrates for all the world to see.
In another post on her blog she blames the editors for creatively editing her comments to make it appear she threatened to shoot New York. Read it for yourself
oh my goodness . . .
ok, so I was just watching Flavor of Love and it shows me saying that I was going to come back to the house and shoot her with a gun. Just so everyone knows that is not what was said . . . in my interview I said "I hate the bitch with everything inside of me but it's NOT like I am going to come back to the house and shoot her with a gun." I am completely pissed at this because it was edited to turn around on me. I am completely hurt by the editors of vh1 to portray me this way. I want my fans, friends, and family to know I absolutely did not say that and I am by no means a crazy ass psycho. I mean I did not even throw a punch . . . I definitely would not bring a weapon into it! Fuck that!
No bitch 'Fuck you!'
Is that your complaint? That they edited it to make it turn around on you?
Is this bitch mixing crack with her cereal?
Listen Pumkin, what turned it around on you is your spitting in a girl's face!
Am I the only person in the world who knows that spitting in someone's face is wrong, or has Bush passed another law without my knowing?
Somebody tell me, because if it's the case I have a lot of spit saved for Pumkin's face.
Bye.
No no no wait, I can't leave without saying thanks to all those who contacted me on Yahoo! and MSN Messenger. If I have not yet replied to some of you, be patient, I haven't had this many friends since that day I stole $100 and took it to kindergarten.
Editor's oops: now we know why all the comments are favorable, only her 'friends' are permitted to comment.
Pumkin, you are officially the worst bitch in the history of reality television!
I still cannot believe Pumkin spat in New York's face. It was not as much spit as it appeared because, clearly, VH-1 enhanced the expectorate, but still, she spat in New York's face!
I have said it a thousand times, there is something likeable about New York; and after today's incident I know what that something is...the girl has chutzpah.
I freaking cheered when she grabbed Pumkin's hair and knocked her head into a camera. To say that bitch got what she deserves is an understatement.
What galls me is Pumkin has continued to write on her blog, refuting elements of the show and commenting on other matters, when she should be in hiding. She should be awash with disgrace!
Anyway, it made for good television so let's not be hypocrites pretending to be all upset by this...it's all about entertainment and today's show was nothing if not entertaining.
As expected this week's episode centered on Flav Flav meeting the parents of New York, Hoopz and that bitch whose name will never again be mentioned.
Flav took the spitting cobra and her mother for a pedicure and manicure; and it was there the bombshell exploded that the bitch -oh hell I can't go on like this.
I'll start again...it was there the bombshell exploded that Pumkin is a reality television slut.
Regular readers of this blog knew that already because I mentioned I saw her on 'Blind Date' and MTV'S 'Next!' But Flav Flav wasn't happy and particularly so because he unclocked Hottie for that very reason -though I am sure the fact she is insane contributed as well.
Pumkin tried to defend herself saying "I am not like trying to get on tv...it's just like 4 game-shows, a talk-show and this (Flavor of Love)."
Uh! And this girl has a degree in psychology?
Okay, it's actually Business Management but Psychology made the joke better.
At that moment we knew the time was up for Pumkin, but we did not know she would go down fighting...errr spitting.
Hoopz's mother was better looking than I thought and Flav took her and Hoopz to a Medieval themed restaurant where he (Flav) was eventually knighted. There was one funny moment -it wasn't actually that funny- where another girl at the restaurant asked "who's that?" and her friend answered "Flava Flaaaav", with the 4 a's and everything. Ha! Just kidding.
But still you don't know who Flav Flav is!?
He is only the greatest reality television star since Coral from Real World. Lord that girl has great breasts; but I digress.
Hoopz' mother was 'feeling' Flava Flav, maybe a bit too much for Hoopz's liking. Earlier at the restaurant Flav Kissed her (the mother) and said "I have been wanting to do that for the longest anyway", but in the limousine it was Hoopz' mother's turn to do the talking. She invited him to hook up and hang out with her if ever he was in Michigan and said -speaking alone to the camera- "if Nikki doesn't want him, I want him."
What the fuck?
Next was New York's parents -her father came too. It took a while to view that part of the show because VH-1 killed us with advertisements -Hyundai Azera, a Boost mobile ad with Travis Barker and that annoying Enzyte commercial.
Anyway, I am writing much too much so let's just cut to the chase and say New York's mother is a weird-ass looking crazy woman. She looks like an African-Apache, and a frightening one at that
She called Flava's art "demonic" when 'idiotic' was more apt, and described him as a "buffoon" when...heck yeah we have to give that to her.
She also noticed way before I did that Flava Flav's clocks are stuck on six o'clock.
Damn, I feel stupid to have not noticed that, but I would feel even stupider with spit on my chin. Ha, I still cannot believe Pumkin spat in New York's face.
I hope she busts her ass at the Reunion show.
Shit, I almost forgot, we found out New York's real name today, it's Tiffany Patterson; awww how cute.
That's it for me, keep viewing as next week they're off to Mexico and you what they say about Mexico, 'what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico'.
