Pumkin, you are officially the worst bitch in the history of reality television!
I still cannot believe Pumkin spat in New York's face. It was not as much spit as it appeared because, clearly, VH-1 enhanced the expectorate, but still, she spat in New York's face!
I have said it a thousand times, there is something likeable about New York; and after today's incident I know what that something is...the girl has chutzpah.
I freaking cheered when she grabbed Pumkin's hair and knocked her head into a camera. To say that bitch got what she deserves is an understatement.

What galls me is Pumkin has continued to write on her blog, refuting elements of the show and commenting on other matters, when she should be in hiding. She should be awash with disgrace!
Anyway, it made for good television so let's not be hypocrites pretending to be all upset by this...it's all about entertainment and today's show was nothing if not entertaining.

As expected this week's episode centered on Flav Flav meeting the parents of New York, Hoopz and that bitch whose name will never again be mentioned.
Flav took the spitting cobra and her mother for a pedicure and manicure; and it was there the bombshell exploded that the bitch -oh hell I can't go on like this.
I'll start again...it was there the bombshell exploded that Pumkin is a reality television slut.
Regular readers of this blog knew that already because I mentioned I saw her on 'Blind Date' and MTV'S 'Next!' But Flav Flav wasn't happy and particularly so because he unclocked Hottie for that very reason -though I am sure the fact she is insane contributed as well.
Pumkin tried to defend herself saying "I am not like trying to get on tv...it's just like 4 game-shows, a talk-show and this (Flavor of Love)."
Uh! And this girl has a degree in psychology?
Okay, it's actually Business Management but Psychology made the joke better.

At that moment we knew the time was up for Pumkin, but we did not know she would go down fighting...errr spitting.

Hoopz's mother was better looking than I thought and Flav took her and Hoopz to a Medieval themed restaurant where he (Flav) was eventually knighted. There was one funny moment -it wasn't actually that funny- where another girl at the restaurant asked "who's that?" and her friend answered "Flava Flaaaav", with the 4 a's and everything. Ha! Just kidding.
But still you don't know who Flav Flav is!?
He is only the greatest reality television star since Coral from Real World. Lord that girl has great breasts; but I digress.

Hoopz' mother was 'feeling' Flava Flav, maybe a bit too much for Hoopz's liking. Earlier at the restaurant Flav Kissed her (the mother) and said "I have been wanting to do that for the longest anyway", but in the limousine it was Hoopz' mother's turn to do the talking. She invited him to hook up and hang out with her if ever he was in Michigan and said -speaking alone to the camera- "if Nikki doesn't want him, I want him."
What the fuck?

Next was New York's parents -her father came too. It took a while to view that part of the show because VH-1 killed us with advertisements -Hyundai Azera, a Boost mobile ad with Travis Barker and that annoying Enzyte commercial.
Anyway, I am writing much too much so let's just cut to the chase and say New York's mother is a weird-ass looking crazy woman. She looks like an African-Apache, and a frightening one at thatnew york flavor of love flav flav picture
She called Flava's art "demonic" when 'idiotic' was more apt, and described him as a "buffoon" when...heck yeah we have to give that to her.

She also noticed way before I did that Flava Flav's clocks are stuck on six o'clock.
Damn, I feel stupid to have not noticed that, but I would feel even stupider with spit on my chin. Ha, I still cannot believe Pumkin spat in New York's face.
I hope she busts her ass at the Reunion show.

Shit, I almost forgot, we found out New York's real name today, it's Tiffany Patterson; awww how cute.

That's it for me, keep viewing as next week they're off to Mexico and you what they say about Mexico, 'what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico'.

28 comments

  1. steups // 26/2/06 3:43 PM  

    If you are the owner of the site from which I stole that New York picture. Forgive me for a day or two because that's how long it will take me to upload it to bloggers servers.

  2. jalabi99 // 26/2/06 4:31 PM  

    New York and Hoopz had their names revealed by mistake by their parents. Hoopz's mom called her "Nikki" and New York's mom gave her first name (Tiffany, or she being black, more likely spelled Tiffanaea or something), and Flav constantly referred to Mr. & Mrs. "Patterson" when talking to her folks.

  3. ROBERT // 27/2/06 9:31 AM  

    What is Pumkin's weblog address?

  4. steups // 27/2/06 12:19 PM  

    robert, look around this blog abd you'l find it.

    I only just realised this blog does not allow anonymous comments, better fix that.

  5. Free // 27/2/06 4:00 PM  

    Oh where have you BEEN??? A fellow FoL fan. I'm going to be on Valium til I find out who he picks.

  6. JOHANNA ROSADO // 27/2/06 4:20 PM  

    YOU KNOW WHAT AFTER WATCHING LAST NIGHT EPISO. I THINK FLAVOR SHULD PICK N.Y. SHE'S BEEN THERE FROM THE BIGGINING AND NOW SHE'S ONE OF THE TWO REMEANIG ON THE SHOW. SHE'S THE ONLY ONE HOW KEEPS SAYING SHE LOVE'S HIM. AND FOR HER TO GO THRU ALL OF THAT. FISRT ALL THE GIRLS THEN HER UNSITIFISE MOTHER OF HER AND THEN THAT!!!! I THING HE SHOULD PICK HER. HE'S THE ONE WHO HASEN'T NOT VOTE HER OFF THE SHOW YET!!!!!!

  7. K_la2Treal // 27/2/06 8:03 PM  

    NEW YORK!!!!!! That's my GURL! Home gurl held it down last night. That's 4 d*mn sure. New York if by some miracle you reading this, I gotta say....U TORE IT UP! CHEA!

  8. K_la2Treal // 27/2/06 8:04 PM  

    Hoopz? LMDAO! you anonymous punk! just like a scared hoe to talk shit.

  9. Anonymous // 27/2/06 8:05 PM  

    HE SHOULD PICK HOOPZ AND THATS WHO IS GOING TO WIN FUCK NEW YORK

  10. Anonymous // 27/2/06 10:18 PM  

    I hope Hoopz wins. Theres 2 much drama between New York and Pumkin

  11. Anonymous // 27/2/06 11:11 PM  

    I think New York should when because she truely loves him. Hoopz doesn't really seem like she is feeling him.

  12. susanne-louise // 28/2/06 4:45 AM  

    New York is a post-op Transsexual.[Pumpkin was right on her suspicion of that].

    She/He is chosen by Flav over Hoopz and there's a wedding at the end of the series or at a series reunion with all the ladies present and Brigette.

    Tiffany Patterson's mother calls her 'out' when the minister asks if there is anyone who objects to this man and woman being joined together.

    Keep tuned to the The Flavor of Love. We're being played. LOL

    I wonder who sincerely, in their right mind, would want that obnoxious insect man who has nearly 20 out-of-wedlock babies abd doesn't pay child support and has faced charges of domestic abuse in the past?

  13. missannji // 28/2/06 10:11 AM  

    I am trippin' at the first post. New york aka tiffany or aneesha, which ever hooker name she is using. i cant stand her, she did not hold nothing down. the trick cant fight, she pushed when she claimed she could fight. she was acting for the camera. when hoopz and rain, were up in her face and was about to whooped that a$$, she backed down like the punk she truly is. she didnt talk all that smack nor did she try to lunged for those girls. she picked on punkin, b/c i guess she thought she was a scary little white girl who could not fight. but punkin got the last laugh. i loved it. tiffany or shall i say timothy is a extra from the set of too wong foo (thanks for everything miss julie newmar)movie! i loved new yorks mom, b/c she told the truth, new york is fat and boy did that trick overact. flav ole crusty toed nasty smelly mouth fake gold plated no career having inni mini deserves that witch new york. 2 peas in a phucked up pod. hoopz is too good for him. he's broke, that's not his house or cars or anything, that belongs to vh1

  14. missanji's man // 1/3/06 9:03 AM  

    missanji, shut the fuck up. you wouldn't have done shit if it were you. New York would have whipped that ass but the bitch was smarter than that. Had she done so Hoopz would have won right then and there.

    Shit I love this blog, love the comments too, excpet yours missanji, wanna fight?

  15. missannji // 1/3/06 1:56 PM  

    YOU CAN KISS THE BACK OF MY BLACK A$$, YOU DONT KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT ME AND NEW YORK, TIMOTHY TIFFANY, CANT BUST A GRAPE AT A FRUIT FIGHT. THAT'S WHY YOUR TRANSSEXUAL GOT SHOT DOWN BY HOOPZ AND RAIN, AND IF YOU THINK SHE IS SUCH A BALLER, THEN YOU ARE A TRANSSEXUAL LOVER. NORMALLY I DONT RESPOND TO IGNORANCE, BUT IN YOUR CASE,I MADE AN EXCEPTION. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION WHEN HOOPZ DARED YOUR BOY TIMOTHY TO SHUT THE PHUCK UP, THAT WAS ON A DIFFERENT SHOW. I GUESS YOU DIDNT PAY YOUR CABLE BILL THAT DAY OR YOUR STOLEN CABLE WAS OUT THAT DAY. AND IF YOU DONT LIKE MY COMMENTS, THE HELL WITH YOU, AND IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT AND YOU ARE READY TO MEET YOUR MAKER, BRING YOUR COUNTRY A$$ TO ATLANTA GA. AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE TIMOTHY AKA TIFFANY HATE, GO TO THE VH1 BOARD, WE BASH HIM GOOD THERE. YOU TRANSEXUAL LOVING CHUMP. PS. I AM SO SCARED I AM BEING THREATEN BY AN UNKNOWN SCARY PUNK, MY KEYBOARD IS SHAKING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND HA

  16. missannji // 1/3/06 1:57 PM  

    AND FOR THE RECORD, MY NAME IS MISSANNJI. LEARN HOW TO SPELL YOU DYSLEXIC SOUR MOUTH CRAB

  17. missannji's man // 1/3/06 5:16 PM  

    Oops, I think I am in love!
    Send a brither your msn name so I can apologise properly and kiss the back of that sexy black ass of yours.

  18. Sam's Lil Sis // 2/3/06 9:55 PM  

    This shit is too funny? People getting mad regarding flavor of love? But anyway, I'd like to know where suzanne-louise got that info from.

  19. missannji // 3/3/06 11:55 AM  

    I have 2 words to say to "missannji's man" is Nas and Ty. I do not need your apologies. Thanks anyway

  20. Anonymous // 8/3/06 7:10 PM  

    nwe york is stupid bitch i HATE her

  21. missannji // 9/3/06 12:44 PM  

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=60978664

    this is the shemales web space

  22. Anonymous // 10/3/06 9:18 PM  

    YO I AGREE WIT DAT NEW YORK IZA PUNK ASS BITCH 2 SHE DIDNT REALY FIGHT PUMKIN SHE JUST PUSHED HER.BUT LIKE I SED IF DAT WAS ME I WPULD HAVE CHASED DAT HO DOWN N WHIP DA SHIT OUT HER ASS.MAN I WANTED 2 JUMP IN DAT TV DAT NIGHT!NEW YORK A BETTER WOMAN DEN IAM CUZ OOOO I WUDA STOMPED DAT TRICK.ANYWAY SHE SAYS ITS NOT OVER AND SHE PROMISED US.SHIT IT WUD HAVE BEEN OVER IF IT WAS MY BLACK ASS.ANYWAY I WANNA SEE NEW YORK FINISH PUMKIN OFF.

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  24. Anonymous // 14/3/06 10:10 PM  

    Dawg,

    If u finna put anymore pictures on dis site... da 1st person u gonna add is gon be hoopz.... She is soo damn sexy... I love her!!

  25. Anonymous // 17/3/06 11:53 PM  

    HOOPZ IZA FAKE BITCH .DAT BITCH WAS SO FAKE SHE KNEW SHE DIDNT WANT FLAV SHE WANTED 2 PROMOTE HER CAREER.JUST LIKE THE OTHER GIRLZ AND SHE CALLED HERSELF "REAL" PLZZZZZZZZ.SHES JUST AS FAKE AS NEW YORK.HER ASS SHOULD BE ASHAMED AND SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN KICKED DA FUCK OUT DA HOUSE.I MEAN SHE PRETTY AS HELL BUT SHE JUST FAKE AS HELL.I CAN SEE THROUGH ALL THAT LIL "O IM SO REAL I'VE BEEN MYSELF AND IM NOT HERE FOR FLAV'S MONEY O IM SO REAL IM SO REAL".BITCHHHHH PLZZZZZ IM NOT SLOW.FLAV U IZ SLOW AS FUCK 2 2 SEE DAT DAT BITCH WAS JUST USING YO OLD PERVERTED ASS.

  26. everything counts // 24/3/06 9:56 AM  

    U GO HOOPZ.... U GOT THE MAN..... AND U DID EVEN WANT HIM...... NOW, THAT'S A BAD BI*CH!!!!! TO HELL WITH NEW YORK!!!!!

  27. Anonymous // 5/4/06 11:50 AM  

    I hate Hoopz and she is a fake ass bitch! New York should've won cause she was the only real one on the show, besides Goldie! Fuck Hoopz! She ain't nothing but a HO! That bitch used Flava Flav 4 her career and porn cause she's a HO!

  28. shantayhill87tweety // 4/1/07 9:15 PM  

    New York is the fakest person you could ever meet. Her duma ass came back on the show and got dumped again. She should have know it the first time that Flav only wanted you around cause you're slut and gave it to him when ever he wanted. You have now self respect. Thats the only reason he kept you around. I bet you that is he call you up for another show you would go and get your heart broken again. Get it through them stitches in your tracks. No one wants you cause your fake as shit. Even on your new show you won't find a man. They just wanna fuck and kick your ass to the curb. But I wish you luck. Not like its going to help you.

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