Pumkin spits in New York's face! That's why I always said he should have kept Smiley.

Pumkin, you are officially the worst bitch in the history of reality television!
I still cannot believe Pumkin spat in New York's face. It was not as much spit as it appeared because, clearly, VH-1 enhanced the expectorate, but still, she spat in New York's face!
I have said it a thousand times, there is something likeable about New York; and after today's incident I know what that something is...the girl has chutzpah.
I freaking cheered when she grabbed Pumkin's hair and knocked her head into a camera. To say that bitch got what she deserves is an understatement.

What galls me is Pumkin has continued to write on her blog, refuting elements of the show and commenting on other matters, when she should be in hiding. She should be awash with disgrace!
Anyway, it made for good television so let's not be hypocrites pretending to be all upset by this...it's all about entertainment and today's show was nothing if not entertaining.

As expected this week's episode centered on Flav Flav meeting the parents of New York, Hoopz and that bitch whose name will never again be mentioned.
Flav took the spitting cobra and her mother for a pedicure and manicure; and it was there the bombshell exploded that the bitch -oh hell I can't go on like this.
I'll start again...it was there the bombshell exploded that Pumkin is a reality television slut.
Regular readers of this blog knew that already because I mentioned I saw her on 'Blind Date' and MTV'S 'Next!' But Flav Flav wasn't happy and particularly so because he unclocked Hottie for that very reason -though I am sure the fact she is insane contributed as well.
Pumkin tried to defend herself saying "I am not like trying to get on tv...it's just like 4 game-shows, a talk-show and this (Flavor of Love)."
Uh! And this girl has a degree in psychology?
Okay, it's actually Business Management but Psychology made the joke better.

At that moment we knew the time was up for Pumkin, but we did not know she would go down fighting...errr spitting.

Hoopz's mother was better looking than I thought and Flav took her and Hoopz to a Medieval themed restaurant where he (Flav) was eventually knighted. There was one funny moment -it wasn't actually that funny- where another girl at the restaurant asked "who's that?" and her friend answered "Flava Flaaaav", with the 4 a's and everything. Ha! Just kidding.
But still you don't know who Flav Flav is!?
He is only the greatest reality television star since Coral from Real World. Lord that girl has great breasts; but I digress.

Hoopz' mother was 'feeling' Flava Flav, maybe a bit too much for Hoopz's liking. Earlier at the restaurant Flav Kissed her (the mother) and said "I have been wanting to do that for the longest anyway", but in the limousine it was Hoopz' mother's turn to do the talking. She invited him to hook up and hang out with her if ever he was in Michigan and said -speaking alone to the camera- "if Nikki doesn't want him, I want him."
What the fuck?

Next was New York's parents -her father came too. It took a while to view that part of the show because VH-1 killed us with advertisements -Hyundai Azera, a Boost mobile ad with Travis Barker and that annoying Enzyte commercial.
Anyway, I am writing much too much so let's just cut to the chase and say New York's mother is a weird-ass looking crazy woman. She looks like an African-Apache, and a frightening one at that
She called Flava's art "demonic" when 'idiotic' was more apt, and described him as a "buffoon" when...heck yeah we have to give that to her.

She also noticed way before I did that Flava Flav's clocks are stuck on six o'clock.
Damn, I feel stupid to have not noticed that, but I would feel even stupider with spit on my chin. Ha, I still cannot believe Pumkin spat in New York's face.
I hope she busts her ass at the Reunion show.

Shit, I almost forgot, we found out New York's real name today, it's Tiffany Patterson; awww how cute.

That's it for me, keep viewing as next week they're off to Mexico and you what they say about Mexico, 'what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico'.