It's Saturday. The sun is not shining. Soot is on the sidewalk. Allergies are kicking my @ss. All things considered. I'm in a good mood. It hit me today that quite a few 'reality celebs' have aspirations to be professional models. I guess it's the 'pretty syndrome'. "I am pretty therefore I can model." I don't have have this syndrome. (I have more wrinkles than a Shar-Pei pup & more cellulite than The Biggest Loser.) *sighs It's tough not being one of the 'Beautiful People'.

Chris Abrego & Mark Cronin should bite Tyra Banks and create 'Reality Television's Next Top Model'. Until then, all you invidious (& non invidious) folks enjoy a glimpse of the 'I'm too sexy crew'.

Rico a.k.a. Sandro of 'I Love New York' season one....

Smiley a.k.a. Leilene of 'Flavor of Love' season one & 'Charm School'.....

Pootie a.k.a. LaMonty of 'I Love New York' season one....

Am I the only one who misses Pootie? *wondering Later today The ELLE Word will have 'Our Favorites Show'. Hosts & callers will the discuss their favorite mansion mates of 'I Love New York 2'. Join the Chat Box now or @ 6pm Pacific Time/9pm Eastern Time.

An ANTM Qmoment!

If you missed yesterday's radio show you missed a banger. Hottie never showed, and we apologize for that (but we don't want to make these apologies a habit)
Nevertheless the show went on and Gabrielle, Tasha and Mina were excellent hosts.

If you haven't yet heard the podcast; here's some of what you missed:

1. A lady with her own radio-show called in and almost hijacked the show (she's cool though)
2. A finalist for I Love New York 2's online casting called in to query his removal
3. Mr. New York interrogating said finalist
4. Hottie's publicist calling in to apologize at the worst possible moment
5. Mr New York's take on Mikki Taylor's teeth

But what you'll regret for the rest of your life (if you don't listen to the podcast today) is your missing Pt1 of the impersonations contest.
Elle had a brilliant idea to offer co-hosting duties to the person who can best impersonate a character from Flavor of Love, I Love New York or Charm School, and the callers were brilliant.

You have to hear Mr. New York impersonate Mr. Boston. Steve (or was it Jeff) did an impression of Mikki Taylor and Larissa whilst Flawless Rose was excellent as Buckwild and Goldie.
Our surprise caller was very good as Saaphyri. And Mina did Romance.

And we cannot forget Speak impersonating today's guest (show starts at 6:30pm EST), Lamonty 'Pootie' Council.
In his and her honor we look back at one of Pooties most famous rants

Today at 7pm EST (4pm PST), Gabrielle T (aka DJ Gabby, aka Elle) has her 6th show on BlogTalk Radio and her guests are Brooke 'Pumkin' Thompson (Flavor of Love 1, Charm School) and Saaphyri (Flavor of Love 2, Charm School)

Both ladies are among the most controversial contestants to have ever been cast in the 'Flavor of Love' series and it's spinoffs. Brooke , for example; had a threesome-shower with Flavor Flav and Hoopz; but her notoriety comes from an elimination ceremony where she spat on Reality TV Queen, Tiffany 'New York' Pollard.

Saaphyri's infamy stems from having the shortest stint of any cast-member when she was eliminated for attacking another contestant.



Join us TODAY, when both ladies subject themselves to your calls and the probing questions of Gabrielle T

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Here are the dates and guests for upcoming shows (subject to change)

Sunday, June 3rd (Roundtable debate on Tiffany featuring Mr New York & Steups)
Monday, June 4th (Schatar 'Hottie' Taylor)
Tuesday, June 5th (Lamonty 'Pootie' Council)
Thursday, June 7th (Mauricio 'Chamo' Sanchez)
Friday, June 8th (Two finalists from the I Love New York 2 casting call)

Elle sent me this link of Pootie (I Love New York) being Pootie.
This is pure comedy with a fruit salad.

Go look for yourself (contains offensive language)

I'll be back with links to guys whom we should think you ought to vote on I Love New York 2.
No, I am not looking at men; but one of the candidates is Elle's brother and a couple others visit the site (or at least their representatives do) so we'll solicit votes for them.

Edit: vote for CalT

I owe a night of passion to: Elle

The 'I Love New York' Reunion Show Missing Link

For the record: I love VH-1 and 51 Minds. Do not punish the messenger. And if I must be punished ...could Kuba be the one to spank me. He is such a cutie. I promise to call him 'Big Daddy K'.

Alright that was a submissive moment. It happens once every 5 years. On to the subject at hand; Where the heck was Pootie? Did we not want to see him again? I did. I mean he stood toe to toe with that Wig-A-Beast. And he didn't flinch. He kept her mansion straight by cooking and cleaning. Pootie stole 12 Pack's graph and gave a memorable 'Potential Earnings' presentation. Then he did the ultimate for the 'I Love New York' viewer ...he did a swan dive down the stairs. (This by the way is Quanda's 3rd favorite reality television moment.) Thanks to a person who shall remain nameless (for disrespect), I discovered Pootie on mySpace. Pootie had no airs about him. He was ready for the readers of the 'I Love New York' Blogspot to hear his take on reality television. All bullsh@t aside, many think Pootie is crazy. Quanda doesn't and I respect that he is a Chi-town brother who listens to the beat of his own drummer. And in Q. fashion f@ck what anyone else thinks ...it's Pootie's World. And in his world he can do and say what he pleases. Enough typed ....the interview begins.

Who is Pootie?
Pootie is loosely based off of a character in the movie 'Pootie Tang'. He was a good looking cat who had a positive thang goin' on. However, 'The Man' tried to turn him into a negative individual in order to make $$$. And LaMonty was in a dangerous situation with that contract I signed. Which basically gave VH-1 the power to edit, defame me in anyway to make their paper. I want people to know there is more to me than what they saw on 'I Love New York'.

How does LaMonty make a living?
Baby, I am a brick layer. I work on high raises. I work on scale $29.50 per hour. I also model, act and do stunt work. I've been in 'War of the Worlds', 'Ghost & Demons' and 'Prison Break'.

Tell me a little more about LaMonty.
I can be very humorous. I am black and Puerto Rican. I am 31 with no kids and single. I am looking forward to a future in the entertainment industry; modeling, commercials, stunt work and acting.


Single ...huh? How are the ladies treating Pootie?
The ladies have always loved me.

Tell me a little about what you brought to 'I Love New York'.
A real man is what I brought to the show. I am a man who cooks and cleans. I know how to maintain a home. Whilst VH-1 is playing making it look like 12 Pack was throwing it down. It was Pootie who got the barbecue going. T-Weed and I were the ones who got the list together of the groceries and supplies we needed. I hooked that cue up. I made shrimp, pasta, corn on the cob ...it was all good.

What happen during the 'Potential Earnings' presentation?
Somebody need to check her and her mother. Omarosa was real. But them two....

What's up with the dive?
Man, I was trying to make good reality t.v. But instead it scared the producers. They called the ambulance and all this extra stuff. Worried about Pootie suing them. How can I sue them ...I've done signed my life away for a year. I can't sue them! I was trying to be entertaining and make great reality t.v.

How was dinner with Sister Patterson?
Man, I am a steak and potato guy. Why you going to take me to a soup and sandwich place? I don't want no d@mn soup and sandwiches.

What's up with you leaving?
Truth be told ...the producers coming at me telling me I am the realest person there. They tell me to go lay down and rest. Then they play me ...having me asked to leave. But all the time, I 've had enough and they beg me to stay. That' s the real situation.


Ummmmmm...Pootie we stepping into some controversial territory. You sure you want to go here?
Controversy? *He laughs. Sue me...I am broke right? You get nothing from nothing.

I asked you earlier what you brought to 'I Love New York'. Now I need to know what brought you to 'I Love New York'.
I didn't audition for 'I Love New York'.

What?
You heard me. I auditioned for FOX UPN's 'The Player'. They called me to ask if they could pass my audition tape to VH-1. VH-1 was casting for a new dating show. I said sure. VH-1 starting calling me for 'The Flavorette'. And I was told it was Hoopz who we were competing for.

D@mn! ( And he ain't the only one folks!) Did you find New York attractive?
I didn't find her attractive. Hoopz is more my speed. It was an opportunity to be on a show.

Not too long ago in a King Magazine interview, she said the 'winner' had a two inch penis. Any thoughts on that?
I am not one to be commenting on another man's dick. My question would be was it 2 inch soft or hard? Just shows her true character ...

For real huh? What's up with all the suitcases?
Man, I had some outfits. I have some suits you wouldn't believe. And of course I had to bring the gators. I had a pair that Tango wanted. I couldn't let them go ...they my 'Tango' gators. You remember during the presentation I mention it cost me money to get there. That's the money I spent for my extra luggage. VH-1 wouldn't pay for it. But they making a show paying us $100 per day while they raking in the dough. $250 for the 'I Love New York' Reunion Show appearance. ( D@mn ...I should've hit Whiteboy up for a drink or two and a midnight snack.)

*Laughing Pootie you are definitely too much. What was it like living in the 'I Love New York' mansion?
It was a danger zone. You have New York, Sister Patterson and Chamo staying on one side of the house. You in there with guys you don't know. And you know they have that placed wired where they can hear the sound of your shit dropping.

Are you going to be at the 'I Love New York' Reunion Show?
No they didn't invite me back. But they keep calling about some d@mn counseling. I want them to leave me the hell alone. You know what Quanda that contract binds me to get approval for any other projects I want to do. But when I have an opportunity, they take weeks to get back at me. You can't get back to me about me getting exposure and building my future. But you want to call me about some therapy. Go on with that bullsh@t!

Pootie this interview nervouses the hell out of me.
Baby, VH-1 is about reality t.v. Our reality is God's vision.

You have just shared a Qmoment way overdue!

WE WANT POOTIE!

We love VH-1! Yes we do. We love Chris Abrego and that other guy! Yes we do. In spite of all of our devotion and dedication, we have an important expectation. And our expectations are HIGH!

The ' I Love New York' faithful viewers want to SEE all 20 mansion guests. Not 19 or 18, we want all of the guys who wormed their way into our minds, hearts and good ole downright pornographic dreams ( Whiteboy has a vicious tongue in my dreams.) *fans self Why the hell did my legs start to quiver? "Steups ...get up! Vagina is not the breakfast of champions. It's Wheaties. Go on now, you don't look nothing like Joshua." My apologies for that interruption. What was I writing about? Oh yeah, I was reaching out to VH-1. Letting them know that basically ...WE WANT POOTIE! To get our point across let me be more specific.

Pootie was terrific reality tv. He was attractive in that Chi Town sort of way. But he was so unbelievably funny. The kitchen argument ( an Onix turn off), the stealing of 12 Pack's graph (bet next time Dave makes a graph he'll put his name on it!), the Mangeant, the presentation of potential earnings and the subsequent alleged breakdown. The Sister Patterson dinner was the cherry on top. And the five bags of luggage, I am thinking Pootie had some outfits to show us. But we won't ever see unless he is at the Reunion Show (hint, hint ...Chris and Mark)! Oh boy, I am laughing just thinking about all of the Pootie moments.

And I want more Pootie moments. Hell we want more Pootie moments. Pootie needs to be at the Reunion Show (hopefully there are no stairs) . I don't care what you have to do ....VH-1 please oh please make it happen! No Pootie at the Reunion Show would be like a pot of Black Eyed Peas without Hotwater Cornbread. It's good but not great. Pootie should definitely be among the rest of the ' I Love New York' cast.

We want to see all of the guys who kept us tuning in faithfully on Mondays @9 PM. Oh yeah, we love Mark Cronin too. I wonder if Chris and Mark are sexy. Hmmmmmmmm ...now that's something to think about. If so, VH-1 really has it going on.

On a very serious note:

WE WANT POOTIE!!!
WE WANT POOTIE!!!
WE WANT POOTIE!!!

And we want him @ the Reunion Show!

Credit: Meale and Christian

You have just shared a Qmoment!

Meale ( if she were there) says she'd bid $25 for I Love New York's Pootie at the 'Celebrity Buy-a-Date' charity auction at the 'Ontourage', Chicago; this Saturday.
(but $50 for the picture, she adds)
I have nothing to add because I am always at a loss for words each and every time we write an article on Pootie.

Actually, that's not true; I have something to add...On his MySpace, Pootie has posted his resume' and among his special interests; he lists "mentoring youth"
(no comment)

I owe a striptease to: Meale

We've found Pootie; and the question now is "why?"
I don't have anything else to add because the pictures speak not a thousand words but two...'lawd hammercy'.

I present to you Pootie from I love New York

I Love New York Pootie MySpace (his theme song is "This is why I'm hot)

All the credit for this discovery goes to: I love New York Fans site (add them to your friends list)