Catch The Elle Word today, Friday June 1st, at 7pm EST (4pm PST)
(averaging 1000+ listeners after 5 shows)
Catch The Elle Word today, Friday June 1st, at 7pm EST (4pm PST)
(averaging 1000+ listeners after 5 shows)
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Catch The Elle Word today, Friday June 1st, at 7pm EST (4pm PST)
(averaging 1000+ listeners after 5 shows)
ooh, i'm first.
good gabrielle
Thank you much.
thanks for calling in Steups. We got a special guest for our show on June 4th
Who you got Aurelius?
Just got back from Ne-Yo's concert it was crazy ya'll. What ya'll been up to?
steups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????~~~MR.NEW YORK
can't wait to hear Pootie.
I'M MORE EXCITED TO HAVE POOTIE MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE
Pootie- yes!!! Chi-town's finest, baby. I can't wait for him either, Gabs. I might even make a trans-atlantic call on yo ass!!
GOOD MORNIN~~~MR.NEW YORK
Yeah, so um, just in case someone comes in, i'll just say HI...soooo...um....HI! lol
lol hey shawty hows yur day~~~mr.new york
alright, its only 9 over here so i just got to work about an hr ago...I'm sleepy and ready to go lol...how's urs?
:( I will be missing dis show.
:( it sounds like it's going to be off the hook second only to Onix's interview. :(
Gabby I am calling in.
Oh Morning All. (Especially you Mr. NY *winks*)
lol hello electra(deep dramatic sexy voice)~~~mr.new york
E: oooh E! No you didn't just 'especially' Mr. NY, and just lump me into the 'all' category! HIGHLY hurt...extreme anguish taking over in 5...4...3...2...2...2...2-step 2-step {begins 2-step dance}..WAIT A.D.D kicking in, I'm supposed to be sad! lol
licking the insides of my finger-nails
LMFAO wich show are you guys ready for me and gabs cant wait
we bringing the heat forreal
and i would like to say thank you to myself thanks dj flawless for booking all theses wonderful interviews
your welcome dj flawless LOL
anyways i really appreciate yall listening to our show its oinly going to get better with your support we can be the best so keep voting
Love Ya All
DJ Flawless
Ms. tx you are a nut and a half. Hey ya'll!
HAPPY FRIDAY- Can I get a OOH! OOH!
OOH OOH! {falls on the floor snoring}
lol
Steups: Is it good, boo?
Hey HERE! Ah snap, we bout to act up up in here!
Good morninig everyone (Aurelius voice)
Wonders why no one else besides Mr NY does the whole descriptive thing (strokes chin)
(chews nail on ring-finger)
(puts straw to mouth)
(blinks)
(receives sheet of paper)
(reads paper)
(curses softly)
Hi DJ Flawless, heard so much abt you...hope y'all have a good show today!
Ooh, I see Electra doing it (thinks what a copycat she is)
(smiles)
(throws paper in garbage)
(grabs newspaper)
(exits chair on way to the bathroom)
(forgets drink)
(grabs drink)
(grabs mints)
(walks to bathroom)
Steups: Hon, PLEASE don't do that all day lol
LOL at TX. :) Hi Mr. NY :)
TX, nah Mr NY just showed me some extra love a few nights ago so I am just returning the favour dont get jealous you know me , u and trenchy tight like that.
(returns to answer email)
(off to bathroom)
Ammm Steups are u OK? LOL Sounds like someon had a hard night.lol
DJ Flawless I am sooo very sorry I keep missig all u and Gabby's shows!! Its just not fare (stomps feet like a 9yr old and pouts)
Oh on the Bright side (if u can call a Dentist drilling into your teeth bright)
On the Bright side I am going to see that HOT Dentist I was talking about yesterday so all is not lost (I think).
(E the guy is going to drill into your teeth and take your money, duh get a grip)
LOL
E: HEY! Trenchy can't talk back, and if he did, we'd BOTH be in an asylum!
Off to go do inventory for my trenchcoat...utter anguish lol
Suspenders? Check.
Rubber Ducky? Check.
Carousel? Check.
Oreo Cookies? Check.
Drum Sticks? Check.
Porcupine? Check.
To Self: DANG I have the most random things in this trench!
Hey TX where's the Milk?
Milk? Check.
E: Ya need it?
E: Well, I have some options for you.
I got store bought milk from the grocery store.
Then I got FRESH milk...meaning I have cow udders in my coat and you can squeeze your own milk out fresh.
Then I have CHOCOLATE, FRESH milk...meaning, I have CHOCOLATE cow udders from which you may squeeze your own milk!
I'm working on the strawberry cow udders, i'm out of stock!
You may now choose!
P.S. No cows were harmed in the making of this milk...
OK Ammmmm do u have vanilla? cause after strawberry vanilla is my 2nd choice. LOL
Does anyone notice that the MAJORITY of comments are just "hello" comments in here today?.... other than steups STD bathroom breaks that is.
Steups I heard they make cream for it if u don't want to take the pill.
HEY EVERYBODY ;)
Hey shawty
Hey Electrospectacular
Hey STDeupz
Hey Mr. New York
Hey and sorry to anyone I missed....
Oh and I know this is kind of late, but WELCOME BACK DANA!!!!
LOL @ Gabby! Hey ma~ma!
E: Yea, I forgot about the vanilla, i got you!
{Doesn't really have vanilla, have to order some...so I just pour a drop of vanilla extract in to the regular, fresh milk} lol
DANA's back?! Where? Where? {practically gets whiplash looking for Dana lol}
Gabby: Dang, lol..you and steups have a fight? He got you itching?
LOL @ Steups STD!!! Gurl dont be dissing my friend yuh hear?
lol, not i was just recognizing how many time he had to go to the bathroom in his comments. and he keeps forgetting things, which is the first sign of having CLAP!!! So says the cat :)
(watching a booty shake)
(cusses Elle in my mind)
OMG (mouth ajar) Gabby!!! Watch dat tongue Girl. LOL LOL
lol i'm not dissing him. Just making an observation!!! I was hoping that it would grab his attention and get him to say something but Iguess he's still in the bathroom reading the newspaper ;)
lol, see he took the bait... lol I'm glad i'm going to church camp in a week, I've been falling off lately.
Gabby: I don't think that's the ONLY thing it'll grab...lol...
Newspaper alone? LOL
See wat I told u Gabby? Remmeber?
Gabby: TSK, TSK, freakin TSK lol
yes ma'am Ms. Electra, I read u loud and clear.
Shawty, why i get the tsk? at least I'm not in denial..
I know nothing about STD's. Only people with STD's know about STD'S.
(unless you're a med-student)
Gabby: I don't know lol...we're both falling at the same time...at least we catch ourselves b4 we hit the ground lol...not saying we should play 'chicken' and see how far we can go without hitting the ground, ya feel me?
STEUPS!!!! Dat was not nice, not nice at all.
I never had an STD and I read so what?
Plus Gabby is a virgin (sticks tongue out)
there's a reader from New York on this site who gives me the heebie-jeebies when she visits.
If you're reading this why don't you just email me.
What do you know about STD's Electra?
Do tell!
E: lol @ sticking out ur tongue...
Cute.
Steups: Y do you get the heebie-jeebies?
None of your bees-wax, Electra.
I KNOW THAT I DONT HAVE ONE, NEVER DID AND DONT EVER IN MY NATURAL LIFE WANT TO GET ONE. lol
I Know some of their names and some of the symtoms/signs dat you read about. Why?
I have a feeling that comment was directed at me although it had E's name on it....hmm...
BUT BUT.... I DID NOT ASK U ANYTHING IT WAS TX.
BUT A A (Hands akimbo) wat d hell is dis I seeing here? Like u have me on your mind or what? Let meh know yuh know. hmmmmmmph
what are the names and symptoms?
she meant my question, E.
Not yours.
Look CHAT TO MEH BACK!!!!
I have no time to waste go look it up yourself you are d one who is well read anywayz>
have y'all seen the I love New York 2 guys?
{in the corner giggling to self} "CHAT TO MEH BACK!!!!"...I LOVE ETTTT! lol....
Amm guys did I just say "Hell"? Oops.
See I really need to take a check of myself.
Steups - doh study it!!
Hey Steups you know dat pic u have up really is rude u know.LOL
No I did not see NY's guys.
TX girl I am trying to learn d words. I got some of them do u want to hear? Its not much though.LOL
why would anyone research STD's?
Let's say I researched premature ejaculation or erectile dysfunction; what would you think, E?
Tx?
Elle?
Dirty, stinking person from New York?
Steups: No, if you mean on the ILNY2 site...i've seen the Vspot videos, but that's the extent.
And tell me why the guy that NY's mama was gettin all HOT over, got a lisp that kinda took away any attractiveness (if that's a word) I saw in the man lol At least Nibblz' was kinda cute...his is like if y'all were at a nice lil dinner with candles on the table, he'd put it out with his spit...
"You thook th-o ni-the tonight..."
Tssss...the sound a flame doused by saliva
E: Yea gimme the words, I gotta hear THIS lol
Nothig, why should I? Look when u are at a gyne office and family planning they have lots of information so u just sit and read.
Posters stuck to the wall with signs/symtoms of STDs.
Are u insinuating something Nicholas yes I called you by your name because I am getting very serious now.
Steups: If you were in a library, and I happened to come in on you researching said topic, I'd probably think you had it...or depending on the situation were trying to AVOID getting it...but more than likely I'd think you had it...I'd kinda giggle and keep it movin...{thinking of the scene in head} LOL!
In Texas, u HAVE to take HEALTH to graduate. They teach about all the STD's in Health at Skyline and In debate a case was brought up about ghonnereah that we had to find arguments against. So naturally we had to look it up and read about it.
Steups thinks he knows everything.... Ole' crockadile hunter face
My friend Aisha just old me the video of New York at Charm School is on VH1
In a school setting, I'd think you were researching for class...but some settings just put out a misconception/perception that you're looking it up for yourself...there ARE topics, whether or not you're in danger of it happening to you, that interest you and you read it just to know more...some ppl just want knowledge about it...
AHHHHHHHHHH no you DIDN"T, Gabby!
lol
{moment of silence for the Crocodile Hunter}
.....moments pass....
HA!!!!!!!!!! lol...Oh LAWD, fath-uh!
Thank you Shawy (ignoring all the other responses)
My dentist has nothing about dentistry in his waiting area.
That's so sit-com.
OH TX it goes
All Dem ah do
All Dem ah say
Meh Man love meh bad
And him nah go no whey
When dem ah talk
And wen dem ah chat
Me walk up to dem
And and ah show dem meh back
Chat to meh back
Chat to meh back
Ah dis ah body no guyl cyah touch
Chat to meh back
Chat to meh back
Gul look crash and we still look Hot
Doh put yuh dutty hand up in ah meh face
Or Ah go make yuh run out ah dis place
Wen yuh see meh man gul doh violate
Right I learn the chorus so I have to get the words to the song now.LOL
I love the pronounciation and the accents lol...CHAT TO MEH BACK, CHAT TO MEH BACK! lol
I LOVE TRINIS! lol
I want to chat to a backshot
Gabby: Oh thanks for reminding me...I need to take Health!
YEah wat de hell eva Steups you are so annoying sometimes.
Unlike u I was not born with a goldspoon in my mouth so I have been to Family Planning and if u go der or the Public Hospitals u will see things about signs and symtoms for STDs, Infections (yeast etc) and all d other stuff).
OK
And for your info I only learnt about CLAP last year when my friend's dad who happens to be a nurse was discussing it with us.
NOW YOU GOT ME MAD!!!
Guys I had an ectopic pregnancy last year and almost lost my life (if it was not for Jesus's mercy) and I was wondering HOW could dat happen to me.
So my friend's dad said there are many reasons.
One was if u had CLAP, the other was if you had surgery before (like me I had a C-section with my daughter) so I asked him what dat was and he told me so I started doing research.
Sometimes I really wonder about you Steups your mind is so gutter-butt it behooves me to wonder if you were really spawned from the upper echelons of society
No no no TX that's Jamaican not Trini she's (Lady Saw) is from Jamaica
E: Oh ok, thanks for the correction, I've never heard the song lol
No scene TX.
Anywayz peoples I have to run for 2 reasons.
1. I got to go see d Dentist
2. If I dont leave Steups and I will never be on speaking terms again because if he tells me anyhthing out of sorts....... well you catch my drift.
So Laterz
Gabby I will try to call in tonight because like I said I wont be home tonight I have my biblestudies (which I need now more than ever).
If I dont speak to u guys over the weekend (I doubt very much cause I am moving this weekend), please enjoy.
Latrz :)
Bye E! :-(
lol why is EVERYBODY and they Great-grand daddy moving this week?
Great-Grand daddy, Gabby?! lol
lol, yea had to emphasize the amount of people
I know I'm probably late on this, but did you say you had a new guy, but he was like somebody else's or something crazy like that? lol
Hey, forgot you guys for a minute.
Elle, did you book Hottie for next week? I can't remember because she wants to do it on Tuesday?
Steups: Figures...
Hottie?! Man, I HAVE to be on...that girl is a character, I think she is funny...lol...BLINK BLINK...
that wasn't, really, the answer I was looking for, lol.
Whom do we have for Tuesday?
Well it's the one you got...
Wait! I apologize Steups, I'm feeling a bit feisty today
I noticed.
Steups: Sorry, lol.
Lol.
I see Elle has her for Monday so they'll have to sort that out
oi.
good afternoon everyone.
VENGY, VENGY, VENGY!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Good Aft...REV
TXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
sup steups.
I should do a schedule thing with all the shows
Pretty good.
I missed you on the QGasm show. I listened to it NOT LIVE and hoped you had called in..but of course, you did not.
POOTIE TUESDAY POOTIE TUESDAY
SHAWTY U BETTER CALL IN, WE GONE HAVE FUN WITH HIM
WE "HOPE" we have schatar for monday
life has been very very hectic.
and i didnt even know when it was and what number to call.
You keep saying that as if you want us to enquire. Yet, knowing you, if we did..you wouldn't answer.
What's been so hectic?
Isn't this the easiest time of the year work-wise.
Venge: You ok, ma~ma?
Gabby: POOOTTTIE! I loved Pootie...Q's interview showed us he ain't as kookd out as we thought, he just knew some stuff we didnt mhm....POOT-AAAAAAYYYYY lol
not for me, and no you dont have to ask and no im not going to get into things.
i have one thing to celebrate though. I am starting a new job on Monday. so this is my last day here, thank god, i was about to lose my mind.
I want him to say that whooper line again
Yay REVENGE! {Whips out Celebration cake from Trench} lol
Gabby: He tripped me OWWWW-T when they first met him cuz he was adjusting his shoulders and looking at BOTH NY and her mama, like he wanted to just pounce on them...and I saw him eyeing mama NY's booty, when she was walking in...made me shudder EWWW lol
Congrats on the new job. I start a new one liek every 3 months ;) lol i like to hop around and get my feet wet, then once i soak up the experience I move on to get paid more for it.
lol, oh yes... POOTIE Tuesday, thats is the one NO ONE can miss. I aint' even excited about Hottie no more cause I think she gone do that sophisticated act on me anyways, but Lamonte is gone be REAL
Congratulations.
Then why so glum? Nervous anticipation?
Is it too far from home.
Your baby is ok?
I know that because I saw the picture and the whippersnapper looks great.
{Pulls Gabby to the side and whispers} You can't be saying NOTHING about anything on you being wet with Steups in the room...you learn not to walk into certain lines he could use after awhile here lol
back to POOTIE...
POOOT-AYYYYYYYYY lol...
“ {Pulls Gabby to the side and whispers} You can't be saying NOTHING about anything on you being wet with Steups in the room...you learn not to walk into certain lines he could use after awhile here lol
back to POOTIE...
POOOT-AYYYYYYYYY lol... ”
notes
{knocks notepad from Steups' hand and tears up sheet he noted}
{like little kid} St-ahhhh-p steups!
lol y'all two are crazy.
But I got ya shawty.
steups behave
oh and yes shawty, I started talkin to this guy named KP and about 4 days later as I was braiding hair, you know who told me that he was their old sex buddy from back in the day... Ok she told me he was her boyfriend he told me she was his sex buddy.... I was like "DANG, ANOTHER DRE DISASTER" I hate looking for a boyfriend, they all been tampered with by Dre ;)
Gabby: lol Man, what are you gonna ask Pootie? You should ask him about what he said in Q's interview, talkin bout how the producers wanted to sue him and stuff but he was like SUE ME, I ain't got no money, you ain't getting JACK lol
y'all need to introduce me to this woman
Gabby: DANG! WTF is going on up in DRE-land! My goodness! What has Dre been doing?! lol YOu know what?! You need to treat her like your American Express card (or whichever card it is) and NEVER leave home without her, so she can filter out all the dudes that try to holla @ you that she's "hooked-up" with!
(You and Dre walkin down the street)
Guy: Hey can I holla @ you?
{Gabby looks at Dre}
{Dre shakes head as if to say 'don't do it, i know him'}
Gabby: Sorry, boo, I'm not interested!
*And SCENE*
Steups: Lol...NO!
lol. girl who you telling I'mma have to go out to Frisco to find a man now!! I can't stand being single.
I'm tellin you what you need to do...just take her everywhere, and if a guy tries to holla without her chaperoning, just don't make eye-contact and be like
"You know a girl named Dre?"
And describe her lol
If he don't know her, you're good, if he do, but just went to school with her, you're good, if he CAN'T REMEMBER?! Keep it movin lol...he prolly lying lol
(just reading)
lol shawty u are a mess. but that looks like how I'm about to get down. I need to find me a church guy, all the other guys I find want me to they momma. I ain't raising no kids that ain't mine
Steups is gay, Gay I say
How Gay well he's gay all day
now that's gay
lol thats pretty gay i say
I'm not that gay
lol have it your way
I'm so sorry, but that was a funny lil poem lol
Gabby: Be watchful, cuz alot of times not all CHURCH guys are what they seem...sometimes they'll be the WORST ones lol
But I feel you, if I wanted to be a mama, I woulda had my own children...
Sidenote to Steups: Before you even START, we ain't NO children, so as Bootz would say..FALL BACK! lol
I dont' believe he's that gay, but
hey! that's MY opinion and that is all I...shall...say lol
lol i was waiting for u to join in on the rhyme shawty.
and TRUST me I know about church guys.
Gabby: I know u know cuz I know that you know what I know that I know about what I know lol
lol, girl u sure do make my work day go by faster
steups ain't gay
so we should all pray
that the stalkers just go away
hey ya'll!!!
^5 tx
{like J.J.}: Well you know, what can I say? lol
Mine started off HECKA slow, as Steups can attest to my complaints lol...but when y'all came back on, I was good! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!...I'mma have to get ur e-mail
Here!!!!!!!
Gabby: NOw we can REALLY wild out! lol
We some str8 poetic ppl up in here man! lol Regular Dr. Suess!
It's Friiiiiiidaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy! OOH OOH!
Hop on Pop right Gabs??!
ROFLMAO
The play the hell outta this video "Wait a minute" by the Pussycat Dolls here in Belgium. So I'm watchin it and it makes me want to go dance on a car right about now.
The Pussycat Dolls had a very good album.
People hate to admit it for whatever reason
Here: So go already, I'll be here when you get back lol
lol i've never seen the pussy cat dolls do anything but take over my "one tree hill" showtime, and i was VERY mad. anyways... it's time WILD WILD WILD IT out!!
I finally got a myspace up for the radio show, now I have to do all these html codes that i DO NOT miss doing at all
not many anonymice today.
Can't say I miss them
Hater. {rolls eyes]
ANYWAYZZZZZZZZZZ....
Gabby: YOu are toooo crunck lol
steups: cuz them girls look like some str8 white trash and they play those stupid songs OUT. I swear if I hear that damn Dontcha wish your girlfriend crap one more time I think my eardrums might self-combust.
I really like that song with Timbaland, though, but then again I like most of Tim's stuff anyway.
and tx you know I was just outside shaking my thang on my landlord's car. Hopefully he has his ass in bed and won't notice the stiletto marks on the hood.
hey everyone
Here: Back so soon? But yea, you can always tell when Tim's produced a song...his voice is always in the back...."I'm a real producer, your just a piano ma-a-a-a-an'...but on that 'man' part I'm the only one who thinks of sheep when I hear it lol
Hey Aure!
lol @ Here! Just tell him it hailed while he was inside...
SCHOOLS OUT
YAYYYYYYYY!!!!
LMAO @ sheep. I love that mess, lol. Except I do the A-A-A on every single part even when he doesn't do it cuz I'm too lazy to learn the words. I just like the stutterishness.
A-A-AAAND I know that's not a word but I don't give a rat's A-A-AAASS.
Hi aurelius!! How's your radio show doin?
LOL Gabby, seniors were crying cause it was there last day.
hey here4beer, it's going great. I'm working on plans for it.
Before I forget can I just add one very important thing:
POOOOOOO-TAAAAAY!! I am TOO excited for Pooty to come on your show Gabs. Im tellin you, Imma have to call in. It'll be like 2am for me though so I might sound a little like Barry White.
{thinks how it'd prolly look for Here to be studdering everywhere} lol
HERE! That reminds me, there's this guy at the college who speaks to the students about the tutoring center, and that man has the WORST STUDDER EVER...it's so sad...I was the only one in the class NOT laughing at him, and even I had to subdue my laughter. It was hilarious...It was like something out of a sketch comedy...he was like studdering so bad that it would be pauses where nothing came out of his mouth but you could see him trying to say the word, like he was Coughin off of it. He was going to certain classes promoting the tutoring center so professors had to take class time out to let him speak. 30 freaking minutes later he was finished when His lil speech should've only taken 5 minutes when I thought back and put together what he said lol! So sad
lol, yes please call if you will sound like barry. we gone send out a tribute
Crying? WTH? I did NOT cry on my last day. Matter of fact, I don't even think I showed up the last day.
That has to be hard for him to go throughout life like that, but when you saw it, you felt for him, but you just couldn't believe it was real, and it was just so funny! lol I'm sorry, sir!
lmao @ Barry White.
You ain't tryna tell us somethin' are you?
Cant' get enough-uh your love, Pootie! lol
I don't know, I don't know why I can't get enough-uh your love, Pootie!
Oh, tx. that made me sad. :(
Although if I was there I woulda been laughing my butt off, I can't even lie. hahahaha
*Barry White Voice* hello, pooty.
Here: Yea, he probably lives in sorrow, but he brings joy to other ppl lol... :-(
that Barry White 'hello pootie' was a lil scary sounding in my head lol
...especially since he's gone...y'all can't be saying that right now, the other ppl in my office are leaving, and the last thing I need to hear is Barry White's scary GHOST voice up in here lol
get ready for it cause it's coming
tx- Mine too LMAO!!!
I only sound like Barry White after I been at the club all night and smoking cigarettes, drinking up the bar, and then coming home at 7am. I wake up about 1pm smellin like a gigantic ashtray and talkin like Barry.
OK, it might be a little more Billy Dee Williams than Barry.
Gabby: Now THAT sounds scary, too! lol...
Here: thanks for changing it, Billy ain't as scary as Barry...ooh I made another rhyme lol! I'm on a roll like butter lol!
Oh, Corny...you are my solace lol...
ok kids, I'm outta here for now. Be good, wear protection, and no parties. Oh and don't forget to do the dishes.
and tx- no calling boys!!
lol funny how she told tx not to call any boys, lol fast tail
Here: {rolls eyes} Yeeeesss ma'am...
Gabby: {sticks out tongue} HEY! that ain't funny...I'm calling boys for YO behind so YOU can have a non-'Dre-zidized man! lol
Here: Bye mama! lol
its hot.
steups no its not far away, actually this new job is going help me get my masters degree.
things are good. and my son is very well, thanks for asking.
Well go 'head then Revenge...doing big thangs!
I was just forced to do something no person should ever have to do
so what's up then, REV?
Is this one of those "I can't believe nothing is wrong with my life" type of depression
steups, i am a strong woman.
in fact i am the matriarch in training of my family at the moment, second only to my cuban mother in law.
trust me when i tell you, things are a little shaky at the moment.
'tis life and it will pass.
In REV I trust
hey what up everyone, today is formal.
Hey Mister....Baller...Misterballer
Steups: What were you forced to do? Did it hurt?
today is Friday, Baller.
Geesh (rolls eyes)
I had to wash my particulars in an office bathroom
and at THIS point? i hate i was concerned and asked to know...
lol you HAVE to tell us the story about that steups
I TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING WELL HERE IT GOES
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Girl, I was eating some pepper mango and the shit was hot, and I mean HOT!
But I never washed my hands and when i used the bathroom it didn't take long to realise I erred.
Erred as in FUCKED UP.
I was in desperate need of relief...to be cont'd
Oooh, you've given me something to write about.
May I publish the schedule and put 'subject to change' in brackets (always wanted to write that)