Fox Reality has a show 'Battle of the Bods' hosted by the British Olivia Lee. (Is it me or is American Television being taken over by the Brits? Wasn't Benny Hill enough?) The Q. had no clue about this show. As you all know Q. is often clueless. Fox Reality's description of the show is steamy reality series. My description is five women or men parading themselves in front of the cameras & judges to be rated physically. I caught the 4 episodes extras on in order to get a better perception of 'Battle of the Bods'. My assessment is the following: 3 judges of the opposite sex rank the hotties or hunks on boobs, @sses, legs, chests, etc. Reads easy... right? Well watching is a whole different story. Let me explain, the judges don't stick to the subject at hand. They appear to The Q. to be judging on overall looks & presentation. The five up for ranking walk out in self chosen swim suits. Once in position the five rank themselves in attempt to match the judges rankings & win ca$h. The judges not only get to see the whole package; they get to see slivers of each persons personality. You even catch comments similar to, "She was hot when she came out. But that personality drops her down a notch." The judges in that instance were supposedly judging boobs. Since when does personality have anything to do with an individual's boob ranking? It just seems 'Battle of Bods' would be more authentic if the judges didn't get to see contestants' interaction with one another. Also contestants wearing the same swim wear would enhance the true agenda of the show.

Why am I typing about a Fox Reality show? Well recently 'Battle of the Bods' aired an reality celebrity segment. Two of our favorite VH1 reality stars showed off their bodies. Pumkin of 'Flavor of Love' & 'Charm School' and Heat of 'I Love New York' showed off their skins. Heat a.k.a. Jason Rosell has an incredibly hot body. (I've seen & touched it first hand) *snickers Pumkin a.k.a. Brooke Thompson is a petite blonde cutie. The Q. hasn't seen this episode but I am on the lookout for it. A regular Blogspot reader did catch it. She shared the following, "The segment I stumbled upon featured reality stars...two of our favorites were included Pumkin and Heat. The premise of the show is guys and girls rate each others bodies. Its really a stupid show. All the guys kept rating Pumkin a 5! Needless to say Pumkin was not happy with her rankings." (HAHAHAHAHA!) Y'all realize 1 represents first & 5 is last in the ranking system. We all know Pumkin of 'I Love New York' & 'Charm School' is no shrinking violet when it comes to speaking up. One of the many reasons Pumkin remains one of my all-time favorite Flavorettes. I am not the only one either. Aurelius loves her too!

Well that's all for now. The Q. is about to start a business. So, I am not going to be around much. This blog doesn't buy me a pack of gum. With that typed I know y'all understand. Steups mentioned in an previous comment box; he'll be returning around Valentine's Day. The Blogspot readers & his eHoneys should all be oh so happy. Until then GabriELLE and I will do what we can. The last two months have been fun & interesting. Thanks for continuing to drop by & read a little. We truly appreciated it. The 'Flavor of Love 3' Casting Special airs tonight Jan 4th on VH1 @ 9pm/ 8pm Central. Why folks @ Central Time get it earlier?

Credit: Kats, Mike Brochu (Heat photo), VH1 (Pumkin photo) &

A so not hot Qmoment!


  1. Anonymous // 4/2/08 5:03 PM  

    The FOL3 casting special aired earlier today also at 11am est. So I got to catch it already. All I can say is pretty interesting...

  2. Anonymous // 4/2/08 5:47 PM  

    Thanks for your time and cosideration Q, good luck with your business.

  3. your mother // 4/2/08 6:06 PM  

    damn, this is supposed to be heat? i had no idea... i think i'm in love....

  4. Bubo the Hater // 4/2/08 6:46 PM  

    Hey Q, Pumpkin has small saggy titties. Each in its own is not a bad thing. Small breasts are fine with me as are moderate to large sagging breasts. What kind of cruel force of gravity did Pumpkin align her self with to get tiny, saggy breasts? She still looks like a Pug.

  5. Gabrielle // 4/2/08 8:33 PM  

    So 5 is bad?

  6. Anonymous // 4/2/08 9:09 PM  

    gabrielle 5 of what

  7. Gabrielle // 4/2/08 9:22 PM  

    The rating.... she said pumkin got a 5 and I think a 1 is the best u can get...? am i right Q?

  8. Buddah Tha Messiah // 4/2/08 11:01 PM  

    This has nothing to do with the post, but I just wanted to take the time to say this. Good luck Q, with your upcoming business venture. I love to hear about, and fully support female entrepreneurship. Sending good vibes your way on your future endeavors.

  9. Shawn // 4/2/08 11:55 PM  

    Hey Q,

    From the east coast we want to say YOU ROCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK.

    Wish you so much luck on your new journey.

    I watch the casting special and I got to say the casting guys was funny. Who grandmom was that who went to the casting? Did you guys see the Chocolate version of Carmen Electra? Woooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  10. Anonymous // 5/2/08 12:51 AM  

    Are you guys a fan of Goldie from Flava of Love and Charm school? I think she is hilarious. She just did an interview for this podcast show, which is also really funny. She dished some DIRT! Check it out by clicking the link.
    click here to hear the interview. It's on the most recent episode. Also, the show is hilarious!

  11. TREAZURE // 5/2/08 2:29 AM  

    New York aka Tiffany Pollard and her most recent reality TV boyfriend Tailor Made (George Weisgerber) had a little domestic dispute recently while in public:

    The two fought publicly all night at the opening of new 27th Street lounge Suzie Wong’s. After she pointed her finger in his face and yelled at him inside the club,the duo continued squabbling outside, where Weisgerber head-butted Pollard in the face.


  12. Anonymous // 5/2/08 8:09 AM  

    No way did this happen. That would've been domestic violence and that wouldve been all over the place. You couldn't keep that hidden, and I doubt something like that could happen in public and no one would call the cops.

  13. Aurelius (aka Adnan Ghalib) // 5/2/08 3:00 PM  

    she's got a 1 in my book

  14. Anonymous // 5/2/08 3:49 PM  

    what ever happened to SHORTY IS A 10? I thought 10 was always the highest??

  15. RockstarDani // 5/2/08 9:25 PM  

    how come my last comment didn't post? Oh well. I guess I would give Pumkin a 3, since she's flat-chested and all. But HEAT would definitely get a 1!!!!!!!!!

  16. Anonymous // 6/2/08 2:39 PM  

    Pumkin is so not cute in the face.. and to be honest she needs a little more meat on them bones. I think they had it right saying she was/is a 5.

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