Pumkin, you are officially the worst bitch in the history of reality television!
I still cannot believe Pumkin spat in New York's face. It was not as much spit as it appeared because, clearly, VH-1 enhanced the expectorate, but still, she spat in New York's face!
I have said it a thousand times, there is something likeable about New York; and after today's incident I know what that something is...the girl has chutzpah.
I freaking cheered when she grabbed Pumkin's hair and knocked her head into a camera. To say that bitch got what she deserves is an understatement.

What galls me is Pumkin has continued to write on her blog, refuting elements of the show and commenting on other matters, when she should be in hiding. She should be awash with disgrace!
Anyway, it made for good television so let's not be hypocrites pretending to be all upset by this...it's all about entertainment and today's show was nothing if not entertaining.

As expected this week's episode centered on Flav Flav meeting the parents of New York, Hoopz and that bitch whose name will never again be mentioned.
Flav took the spitting cobra and her mother for a pedicure and manicure; and it was there the bombshell exploded that the bitch -oh hell I can't go on like this.
I'll start again...it was there the bombshell exploded that Pumkin is a reality television slut.
Regular readers of this blog knew that already because I mentioned I saw her on 'Blind Date' and MTV'S 'Next!' But Flav Flav wasn't happy and particularly so because he unclocked Hottie for that very reason -though I am sure the fact she is insane contributed as well.
Pumkin tried to defend herself saying "I am not like trying to get on tv...it's just like 4 game-shows, a talk-show and this (Flavor of Love)."
Uh! And this girl has a degree in psychology?
Okay, it's actually Business Management but Psychology made the joke better.

At that moment we knew the time was up for Pumkin, but we did not know she would go down fighting...errr spitting.

Hoopz's mother was better looking than I thought and Flav took her and Hoopz to a Medieval themed restaurant where he (Flav) was eventually knighted. There was one funny moment -it wasn't actually that funny- where another girl at the restaurant asked "who's that?" and her friend answered "Flava Flaaaav", with the 4 a's and everything. Ha! Just kidding.
But still you don't know who Flav Flav is!?
He is only the greatest reality television star since Coral from Real World. Lord that girl has great breasts; but I digress.

Hoopz' mother was 'feeling' Flava Flav, maybe a bit too much for Hoopz's liking. Earlier at the restaurant Flav Kissed her (the mother) and said "I have been wanting to do that for the longest anyway", but in the limousine it was Hoopz' mother's turn to do the talking. She invited him to hook up and hang out with her if ever he was in Michigan and said -speaking alone to the camera- "if Nikki doesn't want him, I want him."
What the fuck?

Next was New York's parents -her father came too. It took a while to view that part of the show because VH-1 killed us with advertisements -Hyundai Azera, a Boost mobile ad with Travis Barker and that annoying Enzyte commercial.
Anyway, I am writing much too much so let's just cut to the chase and say New York's mother is a weird-ass looking crazy woman. She looks like an African-Apache, and a frightening one at that
She called Flava's art "demonic" when 'idiotic' was more apt, and described him as a "buffoon" when...heck yeah we have to give that to her.

She also noticed way before I did that Flava Flav's clocks are stuck on six o'clock.
Damn, I feel stupid to have not noticed that, but I would feel even stupider with spit on my chin. Ha, I still cannot believe Pumkin spat in New York's face.
I hope she busts her ass at the Reunion show.

Shit, I almost forgot, we found out New York's real name today, it's Tiffany Patterson; awww how cute.

That's it for me, keep viewing as next week they're off to Mexico and you what they say about Mexico, 'what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico'.

As you may know (or perhaps not) today they tape the Flavor of Love reunion show in Los Angeles. It is free to the public but you busters can't get in because it's by invitation only.
But, I am sure if you are a girl and willing to sleep with Flav Flav he can probably swing you an invite. I wish I was there to see Smiley in person, maybe grab at something I should not.
By the way, it's Pumkin, not Pumpkin; I wouldn't care but as an Internet traffic whore I depend on search-engines to get me readers and if they are searching for the wrong name then......never mind, you don't care do you?

The cast of the show is fielding questions from the studio audience.
According to VH-1, 'You'll get an opportunity to ask questions of your favorite cast members, hear them revisit good times and bad, and even to be among the first to find out how things went for the girls after their time was up'

My first question would have been 'has anyone who kissed Flav Flav got a man since?'
CNN and Fox News have nothing on me with brilliantly insightful questions like that...

Remember Cherry from the show? Well her pictures aren't that bad, in fact she looks quite fetching, if you know what I mean.
Here are a few of them, but she should work on her comedy routine. Her my spaces blog said she is 99 years old. Is that supposed to be funny?


Her real name is Mieko, which is original, and not bad...for a parakeet!
And she has an aka too -that's also known as for those of you who've never been incarcerated- it's Miss Gabby Chic.
Whatever.


Before I end this, do you remember Sweetie?
Maybe I was getting over a bad lunch at TGIF because I cannot imagine what made me forget her. This girl is sexy. I mean SEXY!

I can't say how embarrassing it is that I waste all my time on Yahoo! Messenger or my Motorola Razr -the pink one if you please- chatting about Flavor of Love.
But before I talk about the girls parents coming to the show, I want to thank whomever it was that mentioned this blog on Wikipedia. The person describes this site as 'an interesting internet perspective of the show and PHOTOS of the contestants.'

I could not have said it better myself, but I will try...this flavor of love blog is an interesting internet perspective of the show including photos and pictures of all the contestants.
Whadda you know, I guess I can say it better.
Anyway, thanks for the love, I appreciate it.
Thanks to that link I learned Hoopz's full name is Nicole Alexander.

Next week the parents of New York, Hoopz and Pumkin visit the mansion.
Pumkin's mother looks like an older, wrinklier version of her daughter and that alone should get Pumkin kicked off the show. If that's what she looks like in ten years, I say 'NO CLOCK FOR HER!'
Aw shucks, I am being mean, she is not that bad looking -the mother that is.
She's certainly better looking than Hoopz's mom.
For one this Hoopz's mom looks like a Gypsy, secondly she looks like a Gypsy, and thirdly, she looks like a GYPSY!

Not that there is anything wrong with being a gypsy, some of my best friends are gypsies -I stole that line from a friend of mine. At least we now have an explanation for Hoopz nose.

Then there is New York...New York's mother looked like she just stepped out of an episode of 'As the World Turns'...what the fuck, where did she come from, the planet fuckeverythingaroundme?
If anyone wants to know why New York is the way she is then look no farther than her mother.
All in all it seems this week will be the best episode of Flavor of Love yet.
Here is a picture of Hoopz to thank you for reading this far

Update: I removed the picture but you can find it here.


Incidentally, remember Serious, a sexy latin type chick. Well she is cashing in on her fame with her website, selling t-shirts and stuff. Maybe I should do that.
What she has revealed is VH-1 will be bringing all the Flavor of Girls back for a Reunion episode and taping will begin on Saturday, February 25, 2006 in Los Angeles.Shit that's tomorrow, I better book a flight to Los Angeles, pronto.

Somewhere up there I said she was Latina, but do you know how she describes herself? Are you ready?
She describes herself as a 'Sexy Ethnic Professional Model and Video Vixen/Goddess Cristal Athena Steverson aka Serious from VH1's Celeb Reality Show Flavor of Love'

No kidding, I did not make that up, it's in the source code of her website.
Pictures of Cristal Steverson.

Last week I urged some of my readers to download Yahoo! Messenger or MSN Messenger and come chat with me online. At least one person listened to me; Claire from Syracuse not only wasted two hours with me but she sent me her opinion on what's going down on 'Flavor of Love'
I think she is better than me actually...

Oh Hell, 'Flavor of Love is the greatest reality show on television -shame not included. I hope you realize your Smiley fetish is not useful because had she still been there we would not have had Pumkin to piss off my girl New York.

New York threatened to beat her ass and it appears she will do just that in next week's episode. As the show gained enormous popularity Hoopz's website was taken down, and no website of New York's has ever been found, leading to speculation that they are the final two. (Look for next week's episode to see if I am right)

I thought they would be the last pair up to a few days ago, that is, until VH-1 began promoting the next episode as "the most shocking elimination you will ever see."
If Pumkin stays and New York does not receive a clock I will surely cry. If that happens we will no longer savor her funny-ass quote like:

"I am not gonna share my man with another woman; and a big-girl at that"

or her comparison of herself and Goldie before the date with flav in San Diego

"She's a cute girl next to gorgeous. Gorgeous is going to devour cute"

That bitch is so crazy.

She had like a thousand quotes but I don't know if you guys want to read all of them so I only posted two.
One of the quotes I missed when I saw the show, because I never heard New York say Hoopz is an "undercover lesbian"!
Ha!
Anyway, I know you prefer pictures to reading all this stuff so look around for pictures of Hoopz and Smiley and Hottie or look below for pictures of Pumkin including one from her appearance on the MTV show 'Next'.

If you are a regular reader then you are probably aware my favorite delegate from the show was Smiley. But if you are a regular viewer of the show then you are probably here to see pictures of Hoopz.
If that's your aim then look around the blog, there are scores of pictures of Hoops.

First, this is the website or rather webpage of the guy who dumped Smiley and caused her to not receive a clock. You can judge for yourself.
He is from Toronto, Canada but originally from a small town called Meggen in Switzerland. He also says he has lived in the United Kingdom, Jamaica and Trinidad & Tobago.
Well I too have lived in Trinidad and Tobago and they would never let an idiot like that live there.
Go here for pictures of beautiful women in Trinidad and Tobago.
And here are Smiley's pictures I promised you:


I will upload more pictures of the Flavor of Love girls later today or tomorrow, keep reading and supporting the blog. Thanks.

Note: I forgot to post a link to the Caribbean women initially. I have since corrected that. It's just one picture though you have to search the site to find many more pictures of Trinidad and Tobago women. I also removed the provocative picture of Smiley.

I worked the smileys and emoticons overtime yesterday on Yahoo! and MSN messenger -which you should download by the way- discussing the February 19th episode of 'Flavor of Love'.
Hottie did not receive a clock and rightly so, because she never really showed that desire to be the eventual winner. That is, if being with Flava Flav makes you a winner.

We all know big-girls can bring it when they want to, and Goldie displayed her French-kissing skills, but it was a case of too much tongue too late. But, it made for good television to see 'New York' squirm and flash that temper of hers.
It was great editing to have her hold the knife the way she did. That girl is one crazy gold-digger.

No one agrees with me but I love 'New York' and I would pick her if I were Flava Flav. Of the others, I always said 'Pumkin' is there only to encourage the non African-American viewership.
She(Pumkin) got naked with Flav and I have to admit her body is better than I thought it would be, but hopefully she is eliminated next week and the true battle begins between the uber-beautiful 'Hoopz' and the nasty sexiness that is 'New York'.

Looking at the preview though it seems 'New York' goes crazy on Pumkin's ass and delivers a linebacker smackdown on her. I hope that does not turn Flav Flav off because after Pumkin opened her mouth at the clock-ceremony yesterday, she deserves a beat-down.

In other news, 'Rain' was interviewed and says Flav Flav is "ugly", tell us some shit we don't know.

Anyway, that's it for me. I will upload many more pictures of the ladies later this week but weirdly or perhaps tellingly, it is damn difficult to locate pictures of 'New York'. To me that suggests 'New York' won the show.

So, I cannot find any really good pictures of New York but a reader asked me to get him a picture of Hoops/Hoopz because he lost his mind when she did that split thing where she stretched her legs and grabbed her toes/feet. You know what I mean; this is a family website after all.
And naturally I obliged because you know, I like all my readers:

Update: I did oblige but have since moved all the photos of Hoopz from this post to the Nikki Hoopz picture gallery.

If anyone out there has photos of any of the girls they want to send me, please do so at steupz@gmail dot com.

You guys really need to read the 'Talkin Videos' website because I do; do you need another reason?
You know what, maybe you shouldn't because if they notice, or rather when they notice you guys linking from here they will know I have been taking information from their site.
Oh well, it's the Internet and is it so bad that I take information to feed my adoring public. It's not like I am not giving them credit.

Anyway I am probably boring you. So let's get to the point.
Rain, better known as Thela Brown sat down with someone or the other to discuss her appearance on the reality television show, 'Flavor of Love'. You may or may not recall but she was the angry one, the one who got all postal over 'New York' and the one who went crazy and shit when Flava Flav refused to give her a clock.
Yeah, that one!

On 'New York':

Rain Thela Brown: "...well, what would you like to know besides the fact that she’s a little witch?"

According to Talkin Videos she says that despite her particular dislike for 'New York' back women need to stick together so no hard feelings. She also says they settled their issuse more or less but the show did not air the truce.
'Like we wanted to know that!?'

The interview addressed rumours that Rain aka Thela Brown is responsible for circulating the rumour that 'New York' is the show's eventual winner:

"I really hope that she's not the winner. I don't know who it is, although I said from day one 'New York' is winning. Simply because it's good TV. It's great TV for New York to win."

She spoke of Omorosa (Apprentice and Surreal Life alumni)to give proof to her claim:

"The people that are nice, the people that are sweet, the people that are kind they get pushed to the background. I really hope that she didn't (win). Oh, I hope she didn't. 'Cause she don't (sic) deserve it. But hey, I'm not bitter or nothing. (sic)"

But the reall bombshell was reserved for her opinion on relaity television maestro Flav Flav:

"Let’s be real. He’s ugly!."
"He’s not attractive. He’s skinny. He got 20 kids. I mean, come on. But, I don’t date people’s looks. I date people’s souls and he had a beautiful soul. I could feel it."

After reading that I wonder why the hell I am not attracted to Janet Reno.
Is Rain a lunatic?
Oh yes she is, because she says she was attracted to Flava Flav since she was 7 years old!
Do I hear therapy!?

She explains why though, in a sort of Oprah meets Dr. Phil explanation type of thing:

"I'm a very loud, you know, obnoxious type of personality. And I honestly believed that I couldn't be that way [because I'm a girl]. When I saw him on TV and saw that the public loved him being who he was I was like 'I can do this!'"

She thinks really deep for a seven year old, don't you think? At seven years old I was influenced by Power Rangers not an odd-dancing clock wearing rapper, but that's me.

She also wants to date Flav Flav and shit, but you know what I have stolen enough from the website so go there and read the Rain interview yourself.

Believe it or not, maybe it's old or new, but it appears Flava Flav's grip on pop-culture is expanding.
The ex-rapper who has quietly evolved -or is it devolved- into a reality television star is the inspiration for a clothing line in...wait for this...JAPAN!
Read:

In Tokyo, as we are always being reminded, the currency is cool, and 'A Bathing Ape' is the gold standard. The clothing line looks, to the uninitiated, like standard big-jeans streetwear, heavy on the camouflage. To the faithful (who know it as BAPE), it represents membership in a cult brand that’s spun off a record label, hair salon, café, and toy line in just over ten years.
The secret? Exclusivity—everything is limited-edition, and BAPE’s Hong Kong branch is open only to prescreened "members"—which produces rock-concert-style lines at BAPE stores and a resale market where a T-shirt can fetch $1,000.

Now BAPE has arrived in very above-ground Soho (212-925-0222).

"I don’t want to promote or sell," insists founder DJ Nigo, who recently had his teeth covered in diamonds to match his $30,000 Jacob & Co. watch and Flava Flav throwback pendant. But, judging from the patient army of camo-clad kids who queued up on opening weekend, he will sell, and sell a lot.

Nigo looks much younger than he is (34) as he waves his gold-plated Vertu cell phone around like a talisman, explaining his love for hip-hop: "I never understand what they’re talking about," he says with a giggle, "but the look is cool." (Hip-hop loves him back: Nigo collaborated on Über-producer Pharrell Williams’s Billionaire Boys Club clothing line, sold at the store.)

Much of the story was taken from NewYorkmetro.com

Has anyone yet tried the new Yahoo Messenger 7.5; it is sensational. The new Beta is available for download and I urge everyone to give it a go. The telephony feature works brilliantly well and there are new smileys and emoticons. It's just great.

Anyway, you are really here for news on VH-1 Flavor of Love, Smiley, New York and Hoopz in particular.
Well, my sources tell me that Nikki Hoopz and Smiley of VH-1 reality television show 'Flavor of Love will appear at Allan Iverson's Triple Threat NBA All-star Celebrity Party at the Club Opus in Houston, Texas.
Other celebrities, if those two are celebrities at all, slated to appear are Esther Baxter featured in Juelz Santana's 'Oh Yes Video'; and Miss Lyric featured in 50 Cent's 'Candy Shop Video'.

DJ Drama, DJ Don Cannon and DJ sense will play at the party. Admission is $50 General and $100 VIP

Bloggers do a lot for more internet traffic, some choose hot buzz topics as diet drugs or celebrity news and gossip; others go for the legal stuff like class action lawsuits or other legal cause de celebre.
Me, I prefer to waste my life on reality television and especially VH-1's Flavor of Love.

Nikki Hoopz Alexander from the reality show is about as popular as anything else on the internet, but my favorite is Smiley; I would have given her a clock every week until she won, regardless of her two husbands and three kids; but it wasn't my choice.

Anyway, since you are all obsessed with Hoopz here are the sexiest pictures I could find of her, i will post more pictures of her and Smiley later.

Update: sorry to disappoint you readers but I removed the pictures for various reasons I can't and don't want to get into. You can however find those I removed and many more here.

I just read the official 'Flavor of Love' weblog at VH-I and the preview for next week's episode reveals that Flava Flav will take the remaining four women; Pumkin, Goldie, Hoopz and New York in groups of two, to either Palm Springs for a spa retreat or the San Diego Wild Animal Park on safari.

My guess is Pumkin and New York will go to Palm Springs. The catch according to VH-1 is Flava Flav will, on both trips, have just a single suite but two girls. I doubt that will be a problem for New York or Goldie.
Look for Goldie to step up to the plate and become more physical with Flav, we saw that in the preview after last week's episode.

Here are even more provocative pictures of Hoopz, almost naked as you will see
Update: I removed the pictures and added them to the Hoopz picture gallery.

Remember the funny episode where Hottie messed up the fried chicken by 'microwaving' it and stuffing it with vegetables and marshmallows. Well read a funny post on it at talking videos.

Smiley did not receive her clock from Flav Flav last Sunday but I still have hope that she will reappear in the show in a later episode, at least that's what I am hearing on the streets.
As you may know almost all of the show's contestants have a webspace somewhere or the other, with the majority of them on My Space.
Pumkin's website
Hottie's website
Red Oyster's website
Smiley's website

Sunday, just after the show's episode aired, Pumkin posted a blog on her My Space website where she enlightened her readers on the creative editing process on a reality television show. Basically she accused the editors of cutting and pasting put of context, where necessary to effectively create a more provocative storyline.
Here is the full text...

I just wanted to take this time to post a blog about reality televisions editing process. You cannot believe everything you hear . . . Yes, it is true that everything that is coming out of our mouths was actually said. However, they can use what we say in whatever context they choose. It does not necessarily have to be how we meant it. For example, if someone said that they loved Flav at the end of the show, they can take that "I love you" and place it wherever they want to in the shows process. I have never had sex on reality television either. As long as we said yes or no at some point throughout the lie detector test, then they have the audio and can choose to paste it wherever they want to put it. So, thank you for watching the show and just remember you cannot take everything that happens so f***in literally!!!

You cannot really assume much from that, but I chose to assume those words meant she did not win Flav Flav's heart and that's not a surprise because I always believed she was kept on to preserve a particular demographic's interest in the show.

Read the comments as well, particularly that of a bloke named Cory...what's his problem?

Flava Flav the reality television star you all love without a valid reason, produced a cliche' dismissal on the hit show -Flavor of Love- this afternoon. The ex-rapper and hype man booted two contestants from the show!

First to go was the hateful Hottie whose website is just as illiterate as she. Her real name is Schatar Taylor. Go here for Hottie's website.
Hottie was booted out because Flava Flav saw her admit to being a gold-digger type on yet another reality television show 'Blind Date'. I do not make this stuff up.
Unknown to Flav and possibly known only to me is 'Pumkin' has also appeared on a 'Blind Date' episode and MTV's 'Next'. We will see how that works out.
Here is a photo of Hottie showing her wares...


Smiley was also booted out because during her lie detector test with Flav's ex-girlfriend, actress Brigitte Neilsen, she admitted to still being in love with her ex-husband.
What Flava Flav does not know is Smiley is still married, but she was not lying when she said she is divorced because you see Smiley, real name Leleine, was married twice.
She also has three children.
Lordie...I think Flav Flav did the right thing.
Here is a sexy photo of Smiley, who also goes by the name Alexis from her days on WWE's Diva show.

Celebrity news

According to Digital Spy, Flava Flav the ex Public Enemy rapper and now reality television star at VH-1 has a crush on Paris Hilton. I guess fake blondes are his thing.

Flava Flav who was recently dumped by 'Surreal Life' star Brigitte Nielsen after appearing with her on reality TV shows 'Strange Love' and the aforesaid 'Surreal Life' has now taken a shine to the socialite instead.

Flav told Teen Hollywood he has the perfect date planned for Hilton. "I'd take her on a cruise ship with a nice jacuzzi,". "There would be champagne, rose petals, strawberries, whip cream and all of that."

That boy is crazy.

It appears that this blog is not the only blog infatuated with VH-1 celebrity television series 'Flavor of Love.' I don't know why I ever thought it was.
Anyway here is the bio on Smiley from Flava Flav's show Flavor of Love:
Her name is Alexis and she was a former delegate on WWE’s RAW Diva Search but she was the first person eliminated in the competition. It seems that today there is a new industry of reality show contestants. To me that puts her sincerity in doubt.

Not only is she appearing in 'Flavor of Love' and lost on 'Diva Search' but she has appeared in 'Detroit Rock City', 'Playmakers' on ESPN, and 'Fit Beauties Magazine.'
Here is a promotional photo of Alexis Smiley

Is there anyone out there totally obssesed with reality television and especially the celebreality television series on cable's VH-1 network?
If so please send an email to me or leave a comment with your email address and I will get back to you.

I would appreciate a guest blogger or two to write their thoughts on the subject. Or about anything else in television, or any other type of television show.

Everyone is crazy over Hoopz from the hit reality television series Flavor of Love. So much so that the site that first had pictures of her is now down because of excessive bandwidth use. That site is My Darling Nikki



Note: I have since moved all the more revealing pictures to another site.
Go here for them and read through the site for more pictures of Nicole Hoopz Alexander and all the other Flavor of Love contestants.

The 'Super Bowl' took center stage this weekend so VH-1 re-ran the first episodes of its hit reality television series 'FlavorofLove'. Next week the show recommences with Brigitte Nielsen visiting Flava Flav's house to critique the remaining five girls.

The five are Hoopz, New York, Hottie, Smiley, Pumkin, Goldie... and speaking to my friends this is how they rate their chances of becoming Flav's woman

Smiley - 1st choice because she is prepared to do anything, she is reasonably good-looking and seems to genuinely like Flav. But what really has her ahead is Flav likes her as much or more than all the others.

Pumkin - I think she has been kept on to diversify the fan-base of the show, just as they kept on 'Red Oyster' for diversity. What Pumkin has going for her is she looks like Brigitte Neilsen and we all know Flav cannot yet get that haggard-looking woman out of his system. She (Pumpkin) is also a tryer and willing to do whatever. She is submissive too which I am sure Flav likes, but she can also act like a scag -as she did when flashing her panties in Las Vegas.

Goldie - for some reason Flava Flav likes her although for the life of me I don't know why. He says she is funny but only her body makes me laugh.

Hoopz - very very good-looking, and if it were based on physical characteristics she would win easily but it isn't about that. What's against her is her youthfulness and she simply doesn't appear compatible with Flav, but, on the other hand, she is the favorite of Flava Flav's mother.

New York - I think Flav sees her as a gold digger, a fake and too damn bold, but and I know you'll disagree, I like her. If anyone deserves to be with Flava Flav I think it's New York.

Hottie - just too stupid to be believed and she would have been kicked out last week were it not for Red Oyster's father's unfortunate accident. Believe it or not this girl is Ivy League educated (Pennsylvania University).


Biggest regret and someone you wish they would return to the show:
Sweetie - she was genuine, educated and not that bad-looking.

Best and worst moments in the show:
Hottie's microwave chicken - Oh my God! She had to have been acting the fool, no one is that dumb.
New York cussing out Hottie - it happens like once a week so just tune in and watch the latest insults
Sweetie letting Flava Flav have it - stupid-ass Flav said she was not feeling him and she just poured her soul out. It was painful to watch.

Best Lines:
New York to Red Oyster as she departed from the show: "you were the only bitch I respected in here"

Red Oyster to Hottie after she tried to commiserate with her and related a similar personal experience: "shut up bitch don't make it about you"

New York to Hottie after Hottie said y'all are just jealous because I look like Beyonce: "you look like Luther Vandross"