Meet the parents of Hoopz, New York, and Pumkin and I boast about my brand new pink Motorola Razr

I can't say how embarrassing it is that I waste all my time on Yahoo! Messenger or my Motorola Razr -the pink one if you please- chatting about Flavor of Love.
But before I talk about the girls parents coming to the show, I want to thank whomever it was that mentioned this blog on Wikipedia. The person describes this site as 'an interesting internet perspective of the show and PHOTOS of the contestants.'

I could not have said it better myself, but I will try...this flavor of love blog is an interesting internet perspective of the show including photos and pictures of all the contestants.
Whadda you know, I guess I can say it better.
Anyway, thanks for the love, I appreciate it.
Thanks to that link I learned Hoopz's full name is Nicole Alexander.

Next week the parents of New York, Hoopz and Pumkin visit the mansion.
Pumkin's mother looks like an older, wrinklier version of her daughter and that alone should get Pumkin kicked off the show. If that's what she looks like in ten years, I say 'NO CLOCK FOR HER!'
Aw shucks, I am being mean, she is not that bad looking -the mother that is.
She's certainly better looking than Hoopz's mom.
For one this Hoopz's mom looks like a Gypsy, secondly she looks like a Gypsy, and thirdly, she looks like a GYPSY!

Not that there is anything wrong with being a gypsy, some of my best friends are gypsies -I stole that line from a friend of mine. At least we now have an explanation for Hoopz nose.

Then there is New York...New York's mother looked like she just stepped out of an episode of 'As the World Turns'...what the fuck, where did she come from, the planet fuckeverythingaroundme?
If anyone wants to know why New York is the way she is then look no farther than her mother.
All in all it seems this week will be the best episode of Flavor of Love yet.
Here is a picture of Hoopz to thank you for reading this far

Update: I removed the picture but you can find it here.


Incidentally, remember Serious, a sexy latin type chick. Well she is cashing in on her fame with her website, selling t-shirts and stuff. Maybe I should do that.
What she has revealed is VH-1 will be bringing all the Flavor of Girls back for a Reunion episode and taping will begin on Saturday, February 25, 2006 in Los Angeles.Shit that's tomorrow, I better book a flight to Los Angeles, pronto.

Somewhere up there I said she was Latina, but do you know how she describes herself? Are you ready?
She describes herself as a 'Sexy Ethnic Professional Model and Video Vixen/Goddess Cristal Athena Steverson aka Serious from VH1's Celeb Reality Show Flavor of Love'

No kidding, I did not make that up, it's in the source code of her website.
Pictures of Cristal Steverson.