Aurelius, don't worry We'll always keep you on the payroll...

Apologies for posting the wrong video yesterday; who knew Aurelius had a sex-tape with Kim Kardashian as well. It was a lot better than Ray J's though, so those who saw it probably didn't mind.
Anyways, here's the 'real' I Love New York Episode 8 video recap; hope you enjoy it

And much love and credit to Sanyo for the tip-off to the link for Episode 9.

Another weekend, another Aurelius I Love New York video recap. It's all simple this time because Aurelius returned late from his trip to Kyrgyzstan.
But, he did have time for a classic black and white opening scene and another showing of New York's breast-implants.
Besides that he adds to the growing opinion that Pretty is gay. Watch for Pretty's reaction to Mr Boston; very similar to the gay PhD student's (Daniel Schuman) when Gilad was on America's Most Smartest Model.
Anyways, watch Aure's recap, will you...

I am way too busy to write a proper introduction so, I'll do it later.
Here's Aurelius' video recap of I Love New York 2: Episode 4; yelllllpp and all:

"I'm poor, black, I may even be ugly; but YouTube, I'm here, I'm here...I'm still here"

So those bastards tried to stifle Aurelius' Constitutional right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness but he showed them.
This week's video is massive, but don't take my word for it...

♪ Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over
Bailamos, te quiero amor mio
Bailamos wanna live this night forever
Bailamos te quiero amor mio te quiero ♫

I don't know if a New York video recap ought to start with Aurelius doing the soulja boy to the tune of ♪ superman dat ho ♫ (wha you tryna say, son?)
Anyways, it's time to relive Episode 2 of 'I love New York' and especially the scene where Midget Mac almost drowns. You know, I've read speculation that the floaty may have been shot at by a VH1 sniper; but I've heard Midget Mac's lil wee-wee caused the floaty to sink.
Sort of like when a pin pricks a balloon...

Ok, y'all, recap time.

Gotta run, but not before I upload another wicked recap from Aurelius.
This time he takes on the premiere of I Love New York 2, in an I Love New York shirt too. (by the way, you can grab your own Aurelius shirt here)

Anyways, no elaborate introduction tonight because Aurelius' recaps need no introduction. Hope you enjoy his I Love New York 2 recap

I Love New York 2 Premiere video recap

Aurelius just supermans this recap; but damnit, put your drawers in the drawer why don't you? (after the Isiah Thomas trial, maybe I shouldn't have said that)
Anyways, he can't sue me because I'll leak all the pictures of him in fishnet stockings with his groupies.

About the recap? Well it's yet another sex-charged production (look out for Heather's disgusting ass in boy-shorts) with Aurelius' witty interjections and of course, his signature song tributes.
But, for some reason, there was no grape-juice chicken-shot salute. (Oh well!)

Before I end, do not have your children view the opening scene.
Cheers.

Leave your comments and phone-numbers in the I Love New York 2 preview comments box.

Episode 10 was so cockfull chockfull of material Aurelius kept it simple today; but there is still a lot to enjoy and the ending is surprising; 'Sixth Sense' sort of surprising.
One thing I noticed, though; Lacey's stepmother looks freaking good in Burberry.

Now in England, Burberry is really the clothes for chavs (look it up, I already omit my u's from words already, so I am not re-defining Brit slang)...but it looks so much classier on Americans.
Anyways, here's Aurelius' video recap of Rock of Love Episode 10

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Also, remember to comment on his newest addition, episode 9 recap!

If you missed the morning premiere, don't forget to catch 'Rock of Love' Episode 10 tonight at 9 PM on VH1!
ROCK ON!!!

Always let your guard down when you go on a reality dating show - Aurelius

I am worried about Aurelius. I think this recap of Rock of Love Episode 9 may be another 'Vanilla Sky'
What is the meaning of the leaning door beside his bed?
Why is his school-bag on the bed at night time?
What's the meaning of the Gap khakis on the bed?
Why is he so well dressed on a Thursday night?

It's all too confusing; maybe you guys can make sense of it...

It's midnight and I am on dial-up.
I can only speak for myself, but dial-up is worse than Snapple Iced Tea. How do people survive on dial-up?
Anyways, I'll be home tomorrow and reunited with my cable modem. Until then, you can enjoy Aurelius' video recap and relive the Jes and Ky kiss

No time or wherewithal to get wordy. Not feeling up to blogging in the least bit. I don't know where Steups is and actually, I don't care where is he located. (I guess you only wanted me for one thing) <--------written by Steups.

So the @#$% is by a computer. He is in here editing my post! At least we know he is alive! I am sure Dana & Electra knew all along.

I just would like for him to be by a computer. A post would be nice. The ability to cuss him out would also be nice. I have interviews to type up.

I have laughed thanks solely to Aurelius a.ka. Bhatti. Great 'Rock of Love' video recap of episode 7. Once Rodeo left the show, I have ZERO interest in who wins. Was it Jes? Was it Heather or Brandi M.? I don't know who are the final two. Jes has to be in the final two. Anyhow enough with my speculation. Here's Aurelius' awesome video.

Do not blame Steups for the lack of new posts. I dropped the ball while knowing Steups was on vacation. If my life depended on it, I couldn't tell you the date. I think it's Thursday but I am not for sure.

Earlier this week, Aurelius sent me his recap. Other readers sent me pictures and information and well you see what happened .... nothing. My auto pilot switch is not working. (Sue me!)

Aurelius delivered another great video recap 'Rock of Love' Episode 5 or 6. Aurelius' song choice in the end nearly caused me, Death by Laughter. Thanks for cheering this old woman up.

An about time Qmoment!

I'm gonna bulletinize my Intro this evening because there is just so much to talk about in this Episode 5 video recap.
But, wait...I know the Danas of this world are gnashing their teeth, wringing their hands, rolling their eyes and biting their fingernails at my use of 'bulletinize'.

Well so what? Your approval is no sine qua non for any word or non-word I choose to add to my posts.
(breathes out) Now that I have got that non-issue sorted, let's 'bulletinize'....

1. In this recap we have:
2. an opening scene that betters the fight between Bourne and Desh in Bourne Ultimatum
3. the return of the 'Oh Snap!'
4. the introduction of a new catch-phrase...the 'pshhhhh'
5. a new Tom Cruise haircut circa 'Top Gun'
6. a Flavor Flav quote
7. random drinking
8. a special appearance by New York
9. and best of all, an extended Erin tribute

After all that, I might as well tell you the ending....Voldemort dies

Today it was a day full of memories. 'Flavor of Love 3' casting triggered the flood gates of gut hurting laughter and shaking of my head in disgust. 'Flavor of Love' memories are bittersweet. There were women I loved to watch and women who I wished to disappear. I truly enjoyed watching Goldie, Pumkin, Hoopz, Saaphyri, Paychintz & Deelishis. There are others I liked but I am lazy at the moment.

I need the help of Bubo The Hater, MaiTye, Speak N Truth, Baby, Lareigna, Revenge, Damien, Mr. New York (never mind he's addicted to loving New York) or Bhatti. Why am I so addicted to 'Flavor of Love' and it's spin offs? What is wrong with me? Do I have a VH-1 Reality Disorder? I found an awesome video.

For some reason it's not loading. Colonel Aurelius saved this post and my day. Aurelius, Damien, Mr. New York, Jane, MJ and countless soldiers of 'The Flava Squad' are determined to get Flavalicious a.k.a. Licious into the 'Flavor of 3' mansion. God bless the blog children!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MISTERBALLER'S Sister! (Where the heck was my invite to the party? How rude?!)

Credit: Aurelius

An addictive Qmoment!

The Blogspot has been sleeping on all sorts of recaps. I would apologize. However, I have sh!t to do, plus awful manners. As much as I love it; blogging is not the center of my universe.

Aurelius has a life too. He has a successful career, school, 3 babies and 2 babies' mamas. (Or was that 3 babies' mamas?) Anyhow like I typed earlier Aurelius also has crap to do too. So the long awaited 'Rock of Love' Episode Talateh (3) is up and ready for your viewing. Did Aurelius put on a fur coat? Aurelius run! Lacey is coming for you.

I am worried.
I think Aurelius is peaking and we all know what happens when you peak.
This recap is as clean a recap as he's ever done; the editing and cutting is efficient and his comments and interjections are funny and to the point. (I am not saying they never were, mind you)

The only way he can improve is if he does some of that 'Citizen Kane' shit where you see him staring into a glass of water and the scene morphs into the pool near the mansion. Y'all didn't know I knew about that shit did you?
(Yawns) Anyways, here is the Rock of Love video recap for Episode 2, starring Aurelius, Erin's 'clown tits', Brandi C's meth-scratched face and Lacey's rock-hard stomach (I want her so bad, because we all know PETA chicks do it doggie-style)

Anyways, here's the video recap

(running back to the Control Panel) Oh, I forgot to thank Aurelius for paying heed to my concern and recycling his wardrobe. I think that's the second time he's worn that Batman shirt.

I am stunned. Just as the Harry Potter movies I knew a time would come where it would be difficult to justify the PG rating, but not so soon...
This Charm School recap is just bananas. Filmed off-site, the recap includes some of the most daring visuals ever recorded on camera; including a strip-scene from Aurelius, Misterballer in haute couture and, and, and ***tears falling***, a touching scene with Aurelius and 'Baller on a toilet bowl (I cry each time I see it)

I know you want to see it so, look down and click something...

Usually, I'd preview the recap before posting and add one or two witty comments. But today I am jumping in without a parachute. You'll view Aurelius' recaps with me, in real time.

Enjoy it because this might just be the next to last recap you'll ever see from Aurelius. We are negotiating terms for the Rock of Love but he's being very obstinate and demanding quite a lot (a Lamborghini Gallardo? Fuck outta here, Aurelius)
Anyways, here's the recaps and if things get too dodgy during negotiations, I'll send a couple thugs associates to his house to make him an offer he can't refuse

Note: no comments in this thread, use the Buckwild interview below, or better yet, comment on YouTube.