Trusted sources who are not anonymous; yet will be remain nameless have given me something to ponder. 51 Minds/ Vh1 may not be through with the men of 'I Love New York' & 'I Love New York 2'.

Those I trust have told me 51 Minds passed up on the Tango/ Mr. Boston show. However, Mr. Boston is too much of a gem to let go of in my opinion. I hope Mr. Boston eventually gets a show of his own or with another entertaining reality celeb.

Rumor has it that there is a strong chance (pun intended); the VH1 viewer will get a taste of a Real & Chance show. (Do you all think Real uses that Horse Mane & Tail Shampoo?) *seriously wondering Besides The Stallionaires, the faithful VH1 viewer may very well get a taste of some foolery at it's height. Sources shared with The Q. that old & new scores may be settled in a 'Challenge Show'. Will this be like grown men battling in mud ripping each other clothes off? If so please recast Whiteboy, Punk, Midget Mac, The Entertainer, Nico, Wolf & Yours. OMG! Oh and let's throw Champion in for Sister Patterson.

Alrighty I hope I 've answered some questions y'all been asking me. And a HUGE thanks to MY SOURCES, you are appreciated. (Sorry about the CAPS, Buddha is rubbing off on me.) Where are Babykins, Lareigna, Revenge and STEUPS?

One last thing PUNK of 'I Love New York 2' interview tonight on The ELLE Word @ 7PM Pacific/ 10PM Eastern Time. Call In # (646)478-5101.

Credit: Kats, PhatCatPhoto.com (photo) & Nameless Faces

A who told you Qmoment!

I heard from the Boston's mouth that 'New York' was not at the Fox Reality Awards thingy. I suppose I should have known (I'm supposed to be a New York fan after all) but I didn't; and that means many of you did not know either.
So, you now know something you did not know a minute ago...

And did you know, Buddha (I Love New York 2 winner?) was on the radio-show last night? To listen, you can use the blue thing over there ------------------------------------------>

And, to break you off nicely; here is a ginormous picture of Mr. Boston (Lee Marks) and Ron Jeremy at the Awards show (click on it, if you dare). Looks a little touchy-feely to me, but these guys are uber-heterosexual, so it ain't nothin'.

Mr. Boston has his dance moves down. Now can he take singing lessons? Dancing 101 with the 'Boston Charm'.... help us GEEZUS!!!

What y'all think about this "Odd Couple"?
Mr Boston must not have heard what happened to Vanilla Ice; allegedly.

Charm School Episode 7 is next week Sunday but you can catch Mr Boston on Buckwild Sunday as he speaks to Rebecca Johnston.
Buckwild Sunday is the most popular show on the Blog Talk Radio network.
The show starts at 6:30pm EST (3:30pm PST)

On a related matter...50 cent sold his stake in the company that produces the vitamin water in that picture of Buckwild. His stake is reportedly worth $400m.
That has to be an Internet hoax but everyone seems to be reporting the sale so good for him, I guess.
Now, that's someone to envy.

Picture courtesy: Annelle Rangel

Larissa looking extra thick, mad pretty and super fly.
And for all the haters, that's not a gut; that's known as a sexy-belly. Men love that shit.
The poor jeans is just begging for mercy.

Mr. Boston doesn't look too bad. No comment on the other chick.

A while back, we posted her interview of Tango; and now she's confronting the Boston charm.
It's just two short clips...but if the sight of Mr Boston wearing a thong with his legs spread wide excites you? This is the video for you

Inspector Q on the Grind

Today, we had a welcomed visitor in the comments box. He goes by the blogger name 'The Ice Cream Man'. I don't know why but that name makes me want to do 'BIG GIRL' things. *blushes Also the very much missed Hutche made an appearance and managed to ignore me completely. Oh well, I'll always have love for Hutche. Jane reminded me that I am being a lazy cow concerning interviews. *moos And Steups was ...never mind.

As always, I am trying to figure out VH-1's next move. I usually keep things on the low low but heck it's Sunday. Why not ruffle a few feathers? *waves to executive producers, creators and production staff We love you at the 'Flavor of Love' Blogspot. You are keeping us entertained to the 8th degree! *blows them a luscious kiss What I am about to write is not confirmed nor is it fact. It is just my unintelligent mind grabbing at straws ( I should've been blond and rode the little short yellow bus to school.) But hell I faked my way through AP courses. Are you ready for my speculation? Here it is: Quanda believes that a Tango and Mr. Boston show maybe in the works. What type of show? I don't know but could it be an 'odd couple' sort of show? Tango the intelligent, articulate, successful, sexy entrepreneur, African-American male ( Tango fans' thoughts) lives with sheltered, funny, nose & toe picking, blue eyed blond Jewish male. I have some other thoughts on the possibilities but I am going keep them to myself for a while longer.

I was personally hoping for a Chance & Mr. Boston show ...but that would probably be a hot mess. Has anyone ever had turtle soup? ( No boos please ...just typing.)

This is allegely a picture of Tango and Mr. Boston with an attractive production staff member. The question to think about in this comment box is; Are you interested in watching a Tango and Mr. Boston show?

One more thing ( I know you all hate me), is it me or are Tango and Mr. Boston color coordinated?

You have just shared a Qmoment!

A fortnight ago VH1 said to me...'Steups, some of your Charm School information is accurate but part of it is inaccurate so take it down, please.'
And I complied because I don't want to make enemies with VH1...VH1 rules the world, if you don't know.

But I've got them now. I have the proof. I have pictures of the Charm School Cast.

The Charm School uniforms are cute but cliche...and Hottie?
Why, just why?

I owe school fees to: bhattipimpin88

I forgot this...remember Mr.Boston from I love New York?
Sure you do...well there are two of them.

Once again, I was late for an episode of I Love New York. But I had a proper excuse, because I couldn't find the corkscrew to pop my bottle of Undurraga, Cabernet Sauvignon 2005.
Yes, your boy is both sophisticated and cheap.
Let's get to the show shall we.

The opening scene is a classic glide across the mansion and it's a beautiful house indeed. It's no Frank Lloyd Wright; but there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that New York was gifted the house at the end of the show. Uh-uh.
This house is worth a lot.

Our first sight of humanity is Mr. Boston, but earlier we saw Whiteboy surface from under a tackily patterned coverlet. I don't know about you, but I don't know any man who sleeps with his entire body covered. Not that I've slept with any man to know for sure, heh.
(Well take it from someone who has slept with a man.Some men sleep under the covers and they do other things under there too. Pleasurable things, I might add. Whiteboy looks rather sex waking up. And I am glad that he is waking up to less noise)

Chamo might know.
(And I'm thinking Steups might know, too.)
New York's assistant made his customary appearance with the challenge, dressed in shocking-pink trousers and shirt, opened and knotted at his midriff (think Harry Belafonte) (When have you seen Harry Belafonte dress or look like that?)
The challenge warns the guys of the visit of a few of New York's female friends and their interest is piqued. Speaking to Mr Boston, as they dress for the event; Tango speculates, "there's gonna be some females with some kind of status"
Immediately it's obvious that Tango has attached himself to Mr. Boston; the only guy left who doesn't hate his guts.

The guys dress quickly and New York addresses them and soon enough we learn those females with status are actually some raggedy-ass little kids. I would have described them more affectionately, but I am not feeling daughters right now, lol. (inside joke) (You aren't funny and you are going to have to learn how to respect people's family. Mad because a 17 year old out smarted you?)
Before she leaves for a shopping spree with Chamo, New York alerts the contestants that the challenge is about "who's gonna be the best dad" and warns that "the losers are gonna cook my mom, dinner."

They proceed to the garden...six contestants and 13 little girls.
Chance's strategy is to be the obnoxious, anything-I-say-goes Dad; but there is a sassy little girl who repels that scheme right quick, and before long he is being chased all over the garden.
(damn, the show is so boring I have not yet added one of my witty, italicized comments)

Uncle 12 Pack (that's what he called himself) asks for makeup on the face of "a very good-looking man", as he described himself.
(what can I say? I can't hate; he really is a good-looking guy)

Mr. Boston is soliciting, trading votes for their doing anything they want to him; and Chance is still being chased although his description of the girls as "terrorists" made me chuckle. I have to admit, Chance was rip-roaring funny for the entire episode.

Tango is being Mr. Nice guy, speaking to the girls in his Michael Landon voice and using his smarts to pressure the kids by saying, "I actually, kinda like New York a whole lot"
The dude is clever, in a Richard Hatch (Survivor) meets Coral (the Real World) sort of way.

Whiteboy and Real have pretty much bailed on this challenge. Real's reasoning is most of these kids need to be in a zoo, whilst Whiteboy couldn't participate because he "got cupcakes all over (his) shades"
(The guy is insufferable)

Eventually, New York returns and gathers the children to determine who was the best daddy, because "she's 'looking for a great Dad, not a mediocre Dad"
(wonders why I quoted that?)

In order she shows the kids the pictures of the contestants and gauges their reactions:

1. 12 Pack - 'thumbs-down. Why? "Because he's ugly" (Oh the irony)
   
2. Real - 'thumbs down' Why? "I don't remember him at the party"
   
3. Whiteboy - Nooooooo. Why? "He's retarded"
   
4. Tango -

Wait a minute! Laughing my motherf*cking ass off...the sassy kid said he is "retarded"
And she said it with the innocent honesty, only a child can muster.

organ music plays
(Hallelujah holla back.
And the Bible says.... 'A little child shall lead them. Out of babes and sucklings he has ordained strength'.)

Kids just cut to the chase. None of this Quanda-devotion mess...your ass is retarded!
Back to the challenge



4. Tango - the kids love him. Why? "He helped me find my bag"
5. Chance - a din of disapproval. Why? The sassy kid stands to say "that is not a real man, honey"

Laughing my motherf*cking ass off.
I won't lie, a woman said that to me, once...so I'll leave Chance alone.
(I think I need to explain the line above)
(No explanation needed, real men don't ride other men's nuts based on envy.)

6. Boston - cheers upon cheers.

It's a tie, sort of; but New York decides on Mr. Boston as the winner of a date with our sexy superstar.

The Date
Boston looked mighty dapper in a Saville Row business suit and he was understandably nervous for his "first date with a black woman"
(I know how that goes. Inter-racial dating is never simple)
New York was beautifully attired; if only her hair-stylist were half as good as the person who selects her evening wear.
( Well I was thinking her hair was looking better than usual. The make up was extra. Extra as if you are not a drag queen, ease up on the application. She did work the hell out of the ensemble.)

The date was a mixture of corny lines and sensuous kissing; a combination that never seems to work for me. Boston looked a dead cert to make it to the final 5.
( I thought he was going to give it to her 'proper' like Flavor Flav did. She seemed so into him.)

Meanwhile, back at the mansion, Sister Patterson arrived and told them she was really hungry as she handed over the menu for tonight.
"Look it over, make it right, make it taste good"
Each guy was given a dish to prepare
Tango had the lobster, Whiteboy, the soup (he looks like he ate a whole lot of Ramens doesn't he?)
Real had the salad, and the rice and cake were 12 Pack's and Chance's, respectively.

The Dinner
It was serving time and Tango boasted that he's "actually a very good cook", but Sister Patterson begged to differ.
She spat out the lobster and the cake; didn't care much for the soup or the "gooey" rice. But she thought the salad was delicious.
(I like Real a lot. I like his hair even more. Not to take anything away from him. How hard is it to prepare a salad?)

And then came the drama.
Discussing today's challenge, Sister Patterson remarked Chance isn't fit to be a father and that set Chance off. Turns out Chance is a dad and the comment really hurt him.
Chance went off and said he got to go. He also spat a whole lot.

At the front-door New York told Mr. Boston this is "the best date I've been on" and "let's go straight upstairs" but the plan is stymied as New York spots Chance packing to leave.
She convinces him to stay much to Tango's chagrin
(as a side note, New York looked the best she ever has in the confessional. She had a dead-straight weave that was banging)
(Hair is my profession. Her hair was banging like a dead drummer.)

Whiteboy, the little girl that he is, whispers to Chance that Tango was running his mouth to Sister Patterson after his melt-down at dinner.
(I heard Whiteboy loud and clear. He did not whisper. And why Tango couldn't say that shit to Chance's face?)

Chance confronts Tango, but Tango doesn't back down and suspects there is a third party behind the argument, asking Chance, "who puffed you up?"
(never heard that slang before)
And as he and Chance confront each other, the contestant formerly known as manly (Whiteboy) hides behind the wall; eavesdropping.
(He wasn't hiding behind no damn wall. And Whiteboy is ALL MAN.)

Tango and Chance chill out eventually; but in the confessional Chance says, "if I had an Uzi, I woulda put holes all up in that ass"
(Boy, shut the f*ck up!)
(I second that...shut up Chance.)

The next morning, we learn there's another challenge and this time they are going to the gym to burn off the frustration of living in a mansion, with all your needs catered to.
(Uh?)


Pt2

Mr. Boston Humbles Q

As some of you may know, I had the pleasure of interviewing Mr. Boston. It was quite a humbling experience. And I must add if laughter is food for the soul, my soul is obese. Every time I talk to this cat (I've been T-Boneized), my stomach hurts and tears are running down my face. There are a whole lot of adjectives to describe Mr Boston and his charm. Funny is by far the front runner in the adjective race.

Hello.
Hello may I speak with Mr. Boston?

Hey Quanda, how are you?
I am good, how are you?

I am good ...ah thanks for asking.
Well you know the drill. Tell me what you want all the readers at the 'Flavor of Love' Blogspot to know about 'I Love New York' Episode 5.

Ah ...well ...ah ...um I was happy to see Rico go. He was not the ah ...best from an entertainment perspective. As far as me honing in on the 12 Pack, Real fiasco ...ah I w-w-was expecting to walk in on a threesome (Onix recently mentioned this very same word. Men and their pornographic minds.) in progress. I gave them a solid hour before I interrupted. I walk in and they still have their tuxedos on. New York is in the ja-c-c-cuzzi with bikini on, rose petals all around. I realized they were doing an amazing job. 12 Pack and Real are stepping it up. They were bringing their A game. I go over to steal a kiss from New York and I accidentally drain the tub.

Accidentally?! I thought you were being soooo slick.
I-I-I know, I know but Quanda it was an accident. I am pretty glad it happened. It killed the mood. I was implementing my midnight strategy.

Midnight strategy?
Yes, ...ah Quanda see New York goes to bed around 1 or 2 a.m. So before she goes ...um to bed I prepared her a snack. Rico's fruit was pathetic. My strategy was to be the last one to see her before she turns in for the night. So ...ah when she went to sleep, she'd be thinking about me.

What did you make for her midnight snack?
Um ... ah quesadillas with ranch dressing. ( Hidden Valley Ranch must be raking in the $$$ with the gallons of dressing Weave -a- Beast devours.)

Quesadillas with ranch dressing, is that good?
Yes, it is really good. Tiffany taught me how to make it. I don't really know my w-w-way around the kitchen. But ...ah ...um I just throw tortillas and cheese in the microwave. And then I pour the dressing on top of it. It's really good Quanda.

(I can only imagine 5 star snacking.) Ummm... Mr Boston, I noticed you kissing New York again. Are you getting use to kissing her at this point?
I am ...ah enjoying making out with Tiffany by this time. I mean we have made out 3, 4, 5 times by this ...ah time. I am liking her huge full lips. I am actually noticing black chicks more and more.

You know what they say Mr. Boston ...once you go black you never go back.
That may be true, I am paying a lot more attention to the black ladies now.

On that note, did you take another look at my picture?
Ah yeah actually I did. You are attractive. I didn't have high expectations.

Wtf ...what do you mean you didn't have high expectations?
Your voice ...ah ...yeah your voice.

What about my voice?
You sound like an older woman like 5o or so.

50 or so?
Yeah, I'd say around 50. Ah Quanda look at it this way I ...ah could've said 60s or 70s. 50 ain't so bad. But your picture made up for it ...ah very nice.

I've lost my train of thought. ( This f@#%er said I sound old!) Um ...give me a moment to get it together. He laughs. Oh yeah, let's go back to the beginning of the show. How was it working out with 12 Pack?
I had never worked out in my life. There were all sorts of buff guys in the house working out. I figure I don't need to work out. I have personality and the Boston charm. 12 Pack woke me up at 7 a.m. , a little to early if you ask me. I figure I should listen to him, considering his buffness (This is not a word...sue him!) and all. You know when my head was moving side to side?

Yes.
Well that wasn't my nervous tick. I am doing bicep curls and flies and bugs are flying into my ears and nose. You would think the VH-1 producers would've given us bug spray.

I knoooow! What is up with those VH-1 producers? Oh, we have to touch on the V spot extras. What's up with the chapstick? You take my man's chapstick?
No Quanda. Whiteboy is always using chapstick like a girl. I don't know what happen to it. I offered him some of mine. I have a big jar of Vaseline. He just kept on yelling at me. He's a total tool. He can be nice sometimes.

Did you say jar of Vaseline?
Ah Quanda don't be thinking none of the homosexual stuff. I use it to moisturize my skin.

I burst into uncontrollable laughter. He laughs too.
I wasn't thinking anything of the sort. A lot of black people use Vaseline to moisturize their skin. I was wondering if you have any black ancestors?
Not that I know of. I doubt it.

Well there is a white family who discovered they were descendants of Thomas Jefferson. They weren't descendants of Martha either. Sally Hemings was their ancestor.
Oh yeah, I heard about that. Thomas Jefferson fathered all these kids with his slave. I could have a black ancestor or two. You never know.

At this time, my irritating daughter insists on asking him a question. I pass the question on to him and then I answer for him. She is banished out of my room. She can forget about that new Baby Phat outfit! The question was in regards to him really being attracted to New York and did he really go on the show for her. I answered for him knowing his previous answer. He added the following;

Recently I was in a club and a fella came up to me and asked how I could kiss that she-man.

F@#k, the damn Rottweiler mutt got into the house! Be right back! I wish the pit would make that mutt into a scooby snack. Where is my darn notebook? Okay we are back on track. Interruptions during the interview and now the type up are killing me!

Were you upset that Whiteboy won the date? And what are your thoughts on kissing New York?
Basketball in not my specialty. ( Could've fooled me!) I am not the most coordinated person. I gave it my best shot. I lasted 3 minutes with that Tamara Moore chick. Most guys only lasted a minute. Afterwards, I almost threw up. Tamara said I showed the most determination and that I should've won the date.

Really! You did try hard. I'll give you credit for that. In hindsight, I think you should've won too. The date was very traumatizing. I am scarred for life ...your thoughts on the date.
Whiteboy didn't talk a lot. He's too cool. He has this you have to impress me attitude. If that is his A game. I am not worried. New York told me I give the best kisses. ( There is something I want to type but if I do...my fan club will riot.)

I am really hurt. Well what's up with the Tango, Whiteboy beef?
Well Quanda, Whiteboy does have some positive qualities. He hangs out with Chance & Real most of the time. He is smooth with the ladies, 'The Master of Less is More' type of guy. He doesn't do too much. He has a certain mystique about him. You know he is a fellow Jew. And we get the job done for the ladies. ( I can't take too much more of this.) Tango has a good side. And he can be the most caring person in the world. The beef added a whole lot of entertainment value to the show. ( This picture is for Mai Tye. And she knows why! LOL.)

Alright, appease the hater in me. New York's body on the show vs. her body now, what's your honest opinion?
I don't understand. ... Ah ...um her body was perfect. I mean she had an awesome body. Ah h-h-her breasts where perfect, not too big ...ah not too small. Nothing was wrong with her body. Now her breasts look like a couple of hot air ballons. I mean if she plans on posing for Playboy, they'll be great for that sort of thing. I think they were a mistake. I don't want to be mean. I like Tiffany. She's gain a little weight, she's still the same person. By the way Quanda, you are going to enjoy Episode 6 a lot more that Episode 5. It's a lot of stuff happening and going on.

Will I? Well I hope so. Okay, back to me ... on a scale of 1 to 10, rate me.
Ah ...um I'd give you a solid 8.

An 8, that's pretty good. Thanks.
No problem Quanda.

Alright Mr. Boston talk to you soon.
Okay, bye.

You've just shared a Qmoment!

The correspondence promised much but the interviews of Trends and Mr. Boston don't add much more to what we know already.
Still, they were nice enough to email me so here's what they sent and you should follow the links

Mr. Boston has given an exclusive interview to Dr. Hottie Magazine in which he brashly and unapologetically disses house-mates Chance and Whiteboy. Mr.Boston alleges that Chance is "a phony thug and isn't the least bit attractive." He goes on to say, "I mean he's ugly and his gap has enough space to..." (DrHottieMag.com has
opted not to print the remainder of his statement due its overtly graphical nature.)

He then focuses on Whiteboy's 'ghetto dreams' as he states, "Whiteboy wants to be black. If you are white and you aren't down with the ghetto or have that [ghetto] 'flava' then I guess you can't be okay with Whiteboy." Mr. Boston also takes no prisoners when speaking of Token and other happenings in the 'House of Love'.
This article can be found under the 'Entertainment Reviews & Interviews' section of 'The Dish' on DrHottieMag.com

DrHottieMag.com has also been granted an exclusive one-on-one with Trends, who was kicked out of New York's house after she discovered he brought not only himself to the house, but also 30 copies of his rap album. This article can be found on the editorial homepage of the website.

Trends gave them a picture too...(I wonder where ours went?)



See you later for the recap of Episode 5 of I Love New York.

YOU CAN CRY

AND IT MAY WORK FOR A WHILE

BUT YOU WEREN'T THE FIRST

AND WON'T BE THE LAST

BECAUSE TANGO HAS THE BEST VIEW IN THE HOUSE

Pictures courtesy: The Celebreality blog

Remember, it won't be long until the gestapo at VH1 take down our V-Spot video from our top-secret videographer, so watch them while you can

This video for I Love New York Episode 2 (or is it Episode 1) has Mr Boston rapping in his Barston accent and confessing to Mrs New York that he has dated two black girls before but he describes them as not black black, but "quarter-black", lmao.

Basically the whole video is about Mr Boston and Miss Michelle talking about black girls and white boys.

I Love New York video courtesy: He who must not be named