At the boxing gym the guys are met by a black guy named Vincenzo (must have been a war-baby or something).
(Chamo is working a pink robe, purple boxing shorts and pink boxing gloves. He has some accessories to die for. Now New York with that awesome figure was showing the rest of us ladies ...how to work the tank top and boxing shorts. However, that mini knot perched on the top of her head ...was so very wrong!)
Ghetto Pebbles perfection -think Flintstones
They are paired up according to weight and avoiding a brother vs brother matchup. Ergo, the match-ups were; Whiteboy v Real, Chance v Mr. Boston and 12 Pack v Tango.
(Why not Tango vs Whiteboy? That would have been perfect)
Real vs Whiteboy
Just to see Real enter the ring revealed what a mismatch this was...Real makes a hobbit look like Kobe Bryant and you know the brotha just had his teeth fixed so he ain't about to have those chicklets evicted.
Whiteboy showed some aggression; he looked okay in the ring..and he caught Real with a short-right that knocked him to the floor. Real said he had blurred vision but that punch wasn't that hard; dude didn't want to risk losing his teeth.
12 Pack vs Tango
Next came the heavyweights, 12 Pack and Tango and they looked all business.
Chamo, decked in satin purple shorts had a gleam in his eyes.
In the ring, 12 Pack did a somersault while Tango let everyone know he was injured but he'd beat Pack's ass with one arm if he had to.
The fight was the best of the night with a lot of punches thrown (few connected) and Pack caught Tango with a great uppercut that knocked his head back and his excuse forward.
Soon Tango was complaining about his arm again, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt this time. (In the confessional 12 Pack referred to Tango as Wango. He also added that when he caught him with a good punch Tan Man called a 'Tango Timeout ...b**ch')
He returned to fight and got a few punches to Pack's arm before he caught him with a round-house right to the ear. The fight was pretty much a draw. (That was a draw?)
Chance vs Mr. Boston
Mr. Boston had already admitted to Tango that he had a previous encounter in the ring that wasn't memorable but he talked a good game for the cameras.
Chance was clear on what he wanted to do; "I want to teach him more than a lesson. I want to teach him to keep his mouth shut when it's time to"
The lesson didn't take long. A jab put him on the floor and a wild left-hook sent Mr. Boston over the ropes and into the arms of his new friend, Tango.
Chamo looked visibly worried and for a moment there he had more than a passing resemblance to Oscar de la Hoya; which doesn't say much for Oscar.
Back home, Chance taunts Mr. Boston saying "I don't punch people and knock them out and don't check on them"
(that was funny)
But it was time for serious business, and the scene shifts to New York seeking counsel from her mother on each remaining contestant:
On Real - "he's sincere and honest"
Chance - "he's about to explode"
Whiteboy - "he reminds me of a seal, he's a sad creature"
(I'd laugh but she ended up on his lap didn't she?) Yes she did!
Tango - "he's in love with you"
12 Pack - "he's my least favorite, he's too into himself"
Mr. Boston - "did he shed blood today"
(I heard that right didn't I?)
Armed with her mother's opinion it was time to send someone home
The Elimination Ceremony
Now I didn't care much for this statement, but I'll quote Whiteboy just to piss someone off. At the ceremony he says, "me and New York got this little bond...it's pretty apparent"
(boy, she doesn't want you)
<------I am so f@#$ing tired of you posting this picture. Do you understand? It is driving me crazy!!!!
New York wore a terrific 70's silk print for the elimination and called in order:
(say what you will but New York says some shit that'll make you weak)
Poor Mr. Boston is eliminated but not before she says he is a great man and the best kisser in the house.
She sends him off with a 30 second kiss and best wishes. And we are now left with two weeks to wait for perhaps the most anticipated episode yet, I Love New York Episode 7
Real has a bombshell for a girlfriend but the action centers on 12 Pack who has a secret to reveal and Tango who gets into an almighty argument with New York after she accuses him of still having feelings for his ex.
Can't wait.
Thanks for reading.
Pictures courtesy: VH1 Celebreality blog
(Chamo is working a pink robe, purple boxing shorts and pink boxing gloves. He has some accessories to die for. Now New York with that awesome figure was showing the rest of us ladies ...how to work the tank top and boxing shorts. However, that mini knot perched on the top of her head ...was so very wrong!)
Ghetto Pebbles perfection -think Flintstones
They are paired up according to weight and avoiding a brother vs brother matchup. Ergo, the match-ups were; Whiteboy v Real, Chance v Mr. Boston and 12 Pack v Tango.
(Why not Tango vs Whiteboy? That would have been perfect)
Real vs Whiteboy
Just to see Real enter the ring revealed what a mismatch this was...Real makes a hobbit look like Kobe Bryant and you know the brotha just had his teeth fixed so he ain't about to have those chicklets evicted.
Whiteboy showed some aggression; he looked okay in the ring..and he caught Real with a short-right that knocked him to the floor. Real said he had blurred vision but that punch wasn't that hard; dude didn't want to risk losing his teeth.
12 Pack vs Tango
Next came the heavyweights, 12 Pack and Tango and they looked all business.
Chamo, decked in satin purple shorts had a gleam in his eyes.
In the ring, 12 Pack did a somersault while Tango let everyone know he was injured but he'd beat Pack's ass with one arm if he had to.
The fight was the best of the night with a lot of punches thrown (few connected) and Pack caught Tango with a great uppercut that knocked his head back and his excuse forward.
Soon Tango was complaining about his arm again, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt this time. (In the confessional 12 Pack referred to Tango as Wango. He also added that when he caught him with a good punch Tan Man called a 'Tango Timeout ...b**ch')
He returned to fight and got a few punches to Pack's arm before he caught him with a round-house right to the ear. The fight was pretty much a draw. (That was a draw?)
Chance vs Mr. Boston
Mr. Boston had already admitted to Tango that he had a previous encounter in the ring that wasn't memorable but he talked a good game for the cameras.
Chance was clear on what he wanted to do; "I want to teach him more than a lesson. I want to teach him to keep his mouth shut when it's time to"
The lesson didn't take long. A jab put him on the floor and a wild left-hook sent Mr. Boston over the ropes and into the arms of his new friend, Tango.
Chamo looked visibly worried and for a moment there he had more than a passing resemblance to Oscar de la Hoya; which doesn't say much for Oscar.
Back home, Chance taunts Mr. Boston saying "I don't punch people and knock them out and don't check on them"
(that was funny)
But it was time for serious business, and the scene shifts to New York seeking counsel from her mother on each remaining contestant:
On Real - "he's sincere and honest"
Chance - "he's about to explode"
Whiteboy - "he reminds me of a seal, he's a sad creature"
(I'd laugh but she ended up on his lap didn't she?) Yes she did!
Tango - "he's in love with you"
12 Pack - "he's my least favorite, he's too into himself"
Mr. Boston - "did he shed blood today"
(I heard that right didn't I?)
Armed with her mother's opinion it was time to send someone homeThe Elimination Ceremony
Now I didn't care much for this statement, but I'll quote Whiteboy just to piss someone off. At the ceremony he says, "me and New York got this little bond...it's pretty apparent"
(boy, she doesn't want you)
<------I am so f@#$ing tired of you posting this picture. Do you understand? It is driving me crazy!!!!
New York wore a terrific 70's silk print for the elimination and called in order:
- 12 pack
- Real
- Whiteboy
- Tango
(say what you will but New York says some shit that'll make you weak)
Poor Mr. Boston is eliminated but not before she says he is a great man and the best kisser in the house.
She sends him off with a 30 second kiss and best wishes. And we are now left with two weeks to wait for perhaps the most anticipated episode yet, I Love New York Episode 7
Real has a bombshell for a girlfriend but the action centers on 12 Pack who has a secret to reveal and Tango who gets into an almighty argument with New York after she accuses him of still having feelings for his ex.
Can't wait.
Thanks for reading.
Pictures courtesy: VH1 Celebreality blog
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