Today was a great day so I won't spoil it with silliness.
You can look backwards to see what you've missed but for now we have a sneak preview provided of the long awaited and anticipated Episode 9 where the parents visit the mansion.
You know what that means? Miss and Mrs New York are back together again.

Incidentally the video was uploaded at You Tube by PonLork who coincidentally is also the guy that emailed me the info on New York's agent/manager's My Space.
Don't read too much into that because I checked and there isn't a grassy knoll in sight.

When Pumkin spat on New York last season it upset me more that she was a white girl spitting on a black girl than the act itself. I doubt my reaction would have been as vehement were it two black girls or two white girls.

To me it is natural when individuals of different ethnicities collide for one to perceive the conflict as a battle between races and not people. It is wrong to do so in most cases but you just can't help yourself.

This season I have had similar thoughts regarding the obvious dislike of Krazy by the African-American girls, namely Bootz, Buckeey and Deelishis. It appeared to me that they ganged up on her not because she was white but because they cliqued as black people and defended each other.
I never bothered to write about it because I don't like to take this blog too seriously and no one is trying to win Pulitzers here. But Groovy linked me to an article by a young black female writer, Jameya Porter, that prompted this blog (see picture.)
The article is for the A&T Register, the Independent Student Newspaper at North Carolina A&T State University and you can read the entire article if you choose but I chose these excerpts to highlight

Krazie (sp) is a seemingly tall, slim woman who has what appears to be naturally very long hair, a very light skin complexion, and sort of "exotic" facial features...whereas the majority of the other women in the house are mostly chocolate-colored sistas, with many dominant physical features, from head to toe.

The women look at her, I suppose, as what they wish they could be. They feel that she is a threat -not solely or mostly because she is one of Flav's favorite girls...but because she physically has most of what they don't, and vice-versa.

The chocolate sistas in the house have the thick lips, the naturally jet-black hair, the beautifully shaped noses that fit their faces just right...and of course the very "healthy" hips, backsides, and chests. They are able to relax their naturally kinky hair and add very long extensions to it and even dye their tresses, plus add a whole lot of unnecessary make-up to their faces -perhaps in hope of at least coming close to achieving whatever they feel they lack upon comparing themselves to women like Krazie.

Yet, they are still unsatisfied, as they look towards her with so much envy and therefore resentment, that it drives them crazy, and they then find any reason to try to throw her off balance, bring her down, and have her question her own individual greatness.

Sistas at A&T -sistas EVERYwhere: whether shaded plum, fudge, milk chocolate, caramel, cinnamon, peach or banana...I know I've said it before, but I'm going to say it again until I get it right and someone -at least one sista -hears me:

Let's kill this. Let's be better than this. Let's observe the beauty of others, all the while acknowledging and appreciating the beauty in our own selves. Whether you want to do things naturally or seek externally to alter your beauty, just be sure to do it for you. Yes, it is human nature to compare things -including yourself to others...but that can only be taken but so far.

We shouldn't punish someone because we wish our grass were just as green as theirs. All we can do is just continue to make sure we keep watering and cutting our own...and let life do what it does in return.

I am certain there are a sprinkling of black women who actively covet the physical characteristics of non-black women but I am entirely certain that this isn't the reason Krazy is being picked on. I think it's simply the case of girls bonding, possibly because of race, and stressing another girl whom they don't respect.

What's surprising is a black girl, and an educated black girl at that so quick to pull a race-envy trigger. I could have easily bought any argument for their dislike but being blinded by a Eurocentric vision of beauty isn't one of them.
Laterz....Groovy will be along with the latest leak of the winner of Flavor of Love 2.

I'll be quick, so no witticisms, no elongated sentences and no discussions about my gay guy friend.
Here's what's happening....

1) Bootz had a great interview somewhere else and Groovy Noodles will write about that later this evening

2) Becky Buckwild has a live webcast chat at 4pm Pacific, so you're late!
But don't rush off because there is more news left.

3) We've all speculated on what is New York's government name (saying that always cracks me up).
So being the next best thing after Chris Wallace I put that question to New York's agent/manager, and after much fingering (the pointing and wagging kind) he told me that both Patterson and Pollard are correct.

Apparently one is her father's surname and the other is her mother's, he didn't say which is which though, but take a guess, you have a 50-50 chance of being correct.

4) The unofficial Flavor of Love blog has been linked by Concrete Loop and we appreciate it greatly because that's a massive celebrity blog and this isn't.

So that's it for me then, I am off.
No no wait. I forgot there is a spanking new Flavor of love messageboard for you to have a looksee and hopefully register and contribute.
I'll probably join sometime this week. Laterz.

We saw the My Space bulletin and it was anonymously posted yesterday that DJ BuckyBlends (see picture) admits to being the agent and booking manager for New York.
On his My Space he states...

Yeah that's me chillin with the infamous hellhot human heatrock "Miss New York" from the most watched show in the history of VH-1!!!
When these pics hit the flavoroflove.blogspot.com this past Monday everybody started wondering just who the hell this lucky MF was with his arm around her...the fact is I'm her Agent & Booking Manager...nothing more nothing less...(Sorry kids, No scandal or romance)

What's in store for you guys is an Official New York My Space site coming soon that will put these fake sites out of business and allow you guys to speak with her directly!!!
Step one is to click me on your Friends list and wait for the Head Bitch in Charge to pop up here soon with the Official Bulletin that "New York is in the Motherfuckin House!!!!!! Stay Tuned

Yesterday he said even more than that. Read comment 24 in yesterday's blog.

Hopefully this is all legit because like me, you probably wondered why it has taken her so long to discover the Internet, it's not exactly hidden is it?
Well I asked her manager and his reply was, "unfortunately she wasn't interested in the whole internet thing."

Works for me. Hopefully this is legit.
Laterz.

Woke up this morning a little frustrated because you know, that's what Mondays are about. So I proceed to my Gmail account hoping for an email from Groovy Noodles to brigthen my day or something, but I got nothing.

Nothing except for this one email from someone I have never heard of. So I click on it, because I am courageous like that and the first thing I see is this picture...


I don't even want to know what you're thinking. But I have only ever seen one photo of New York outside of the Flavor of Love set and that picture above aint it.
Whomever this guy is he has at least one half-dozen pictures of himself posing with New York.

Here's his MySpace account if you need to see them. Scroll down, look to the right and you'll observe a spinning cube with the pictures of our girl.

I'll leave you with that for now. I sent him a message and hopefully he'll reply, until then you can read Groovy's summary of Episode 8
Laterz.

I can't resist posting all the pictures, I hope he doesn't mind because he looks like a 'made man' and I really don't want a horse's head in my bed.
Although I have been suffering a drought these days so any kind of 'head' won't be so bad.

Oh I have watched a lot of movies and television and there are some lines that will forever live on. But today I heard a line that tops them all.

This line was as perfectly concise as "make my day", more threatening than "say hello to my little friend" and as cold-hearted as "I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."
You'll have to wait for Groovy Noodles' summary to hear what it is I am getting all hyperbolic about, but trust me, it was a classic line from Bootz.
This week's episode was centered on two overnight dates. The first date featured Deelishis and Krazy sharing a boat ride that proved Krazy must be the best kisser on the planet. I literally had my mouth open, vicariously enjoying her probing tongue, lmao.
Shit, I know I promised to never write in text speak again but that kiss had me going.

The ladies eventually got to their port which happened to be a ship (if I properly recall) and the highlight of the evening was Deelishis on her stomach, spreadeagled like the murdered curator in the 'Da Vinci Code.'
I will never forget that image for the rest of my life. Years to come when I am suffering erectile dysfunction I'll use that memory to stand at attention.

Poor Flav simply collapsed on the posterior and fell asleep. He later explained his actions by saying he was "kind of beat down."

The second date, naturally, was all about Bootz and the HBIC (New York). If New York was over-the-top last week, she returned to her best today. This was vintage New York with just enough drama to rope you in.
Call me a groupie or whatever but New York could have me any day, evening, night or SuperBowl Sunday. She is just the shit, that's all I am saying.

Bootz had her moments but ultimately she crashed because she could not match the intensity of Tiffany. Their threesome culminated in a 'moanfest' in Flava's room as New York got that one-on-one time she requested all day.

And that was that, the ladies gathered at the foot of the steps for an elimination ceremony that boiled down to a battle between Bootz and Krazy, and after much deliberation, Flava Flav chose........

Don't ask why am I up this late because I'll have to lie to you and I really don't feel like lying because I am not that good at it.
Anyway (I think that's like the thousandth time I have said anyway on this blog); anyway (there goes 1001) you can thank the bestest wonderfullest celebrity website, ConcreteLoop for this preview video of Episode 8.

The video features nearly two minutes of Flava Flav escorting the surviving ladies on a daring horseback ride through what looks like some of that E. coli infested Spinach we have been hearing about on the news.

Speaking of news, how fucked up is that to have found those poor kids dead in a dryer?
Man, I don't know what to say about that. Now I feel almost ashamed to show the Flavor of Love video.
What under-developed sub-human can even conceive of such brutality far more effect it?
Makes you shake your head doesn't it?

Anyway, now that I have thoroughly defecated on your well-being, here's the video promised you


I'll be back for the preview of Groovy Noodles summary. Have a good night's rest.

I tell you what, when we have our long-service awards in January 2007 I will definitely have to get Groovy Noodles a Smirnoff or something because she has really been putting in a lot of work.
By the way, I don't know how many of you have actually seen her, but if you look to the right and eventually navigate to her blog you'll see that Groovy is quite the looker.

It always amazes me that some women can have children and just revert to their regular body-type with no problems whatsoever. Whilst others, as my mother, retain the baby fat and constantly harass and blame you for their not being able to ever wear a bikini again. Don't worry mom I'll make it up to you and ensure you are placed in the finest nursing home when that time comes.

Okay, let's get to Flavor of Love business, Buckeey was on radio this week on Atlanta's V-103 and she had a lot to say. So much so that it prompted another leaked email from her arch-enemy. Groovy is sorting that out as we speak and she'll be along in a minute with all the juicy details.

If you are lucky, she'll also give you a scoop on what went down at the Reunion Show. Sooooooo, that leaves me with my conversation with Beautuful, and between and betwixt my endeavors to date her, I managed to extract this quote from her that pertains to how she was portrayed on Season 2 (reserved), and whether or not she was confronted at the Reunion Show.
Whew, that was one long-ass sentence.
Here's her reply...

Hey Nick!
Well upon being selected for the Flavor of Love 2 I wasn't very clear on what to expect. I wasn't a fan of Season 1, although I knew about Flava Flav! I caught about 3-4 episodes (and) needless to say it was definitely an eye opener. In the midst of all the drama I managed to spend time with Flav (although a lot of it wasn't aired...lol not enough drama!)

I appear very reserved on the Show which is nowhere near who I am. I'm far from quiet (I actually had Flav cracking up, he didn't keep me around for nothing.)
As far as my exit I felt it was very real and truly graceful. Flav's last words to me were "You are a good woman, the man who ends up with you is a very lucky man".

Anyway I did get a chance to know him not as well as the others but Flav's a good guy and I wouldn't trade my experience in for the world. As far as winning the Show, if it was meant for me to win I would have. I didn't and I am okay with that, everything isn't for everybody.

Oh and one more thing...I WISH someone would have picked on me -at the Reunion Show-....PUH....LEASE! Later!

Damn, reading this reminds me of that Sesame Street song...

'one of these girls is not like the others, which one is different, do you know?
Can you tell me which girl is not like the others and I'll tell you if it is so.'

I am not hating on the other women because I like all of them in some fashion or form (especially form), but Beautuful just oozes class -pardon the pun.

Anyway, I am off for the night. I have a hot date at Burger King.

So I am relaxing at the Sister2Sister messageboard trying to understand women and how they think so I can exploit it for sexual purposes and I come upon a link that says HOOPZ ADMITS TO BEING HIV POSITIVE!

Naturally I am concerned because, well you don't need to know why I am concerned...
Anyway, it's not true because the XXL Magazine of which they speak reports no such thing and thanks to S2S I can reproduce the entire article where the big news is Hoopz intends to conquer Hollywood and her belief that Flava Flav was never really interested in her. Wowwwwwwwwwww (said in Flav's voice)

Posted In: XXL Magazine, Eye Candy
Words: Bonsu Thompson

It's amazing how someone’s life can change dramatically in just 365 days. Around August of last year, Nikki Alexander was on the verge of having her profile altered forever. Spotted by a casting agent while accompanying an aspiring actor friend on a trip to California, the Brownstown, Mich., native would eventually morph into unreality television show The Flavor of Love's beauty Hoopz (a nickname she acquired from the show’s star). Surviving "three long-ass weeks" in a household busting at the seams with "crazy bitches" clawing to claim the heart of Mr. "Yeeeah Boyeee" is an experience Hoopz is glad to have behind her. Although she won the (ahem!) prize, when asked if she’ll be defending her crown on season two, her decision is crystal clear: "Fuck no. I’m concentrating on acting. I got an acting coach, and I’m taking that step to Hollywood. So that's my focus, not reality shows."

Hoopz isn't in any danger of being idle. Six months removed from Flav's final episode, the 24-year-old is still poppin'. The former overseas basketball player (she was on a squad in Italy) cohosts parties with stars like Allen Iverson, and is considering roles in several movie scripts. She even appeared in the video for Lil Keke’s "Chunk Up the Deuce" featuring Paul Wall and Bun B. "That was a favor," she confesses, about her video appearance. "Slim [Thug], Lil Keke, Paul Wall, all of my Texas boys just showed me such love. I wasn’t gonna do it, but they was so adamant about it. They made me feel so comfortable. It was gangsta. It fit my personality, so I'm glad I did it."

Despite her 5'2" stature, unabashed tomboy persona and a personality that doesn’t exactly scream for the spotlight, Hoopz has made a bit of a name for herself as a sexy commodity. A number of men's publications have asked to photograph the half-Black, half-Italian's pretty eyes and smile, caramel tone and thick shorts. Some were accepted, most were denied. "The photo shoots and everything ain't the best thing in the world," she says. "Ain't nothing better in the world than throwing on a pair of Jordan hoop shorts, a wife beater and some dang-on slippers. But then I gotta go transform into a girly girl. But it has worked for me."

It’s no secret that the limelight is usually followed by envy and tabloid talk. Hoopz has definitely had her share of both—the latter, mostly. The initial watercooler talk was about whether her sexual preference was for women ("I got love for all my people that is like that, ’cause I may have more gay fans than I do regular people"). But then she became prime time’s Mrs. Flavor Flav and was supposed to be shacking up with the 911 nonbeliever ("It was just good TV. I don’t even think Flav was really interested"). Outside of Hollywood, she was linked to a number of notables, such as T.I. ("Me and T.I.? Nah, we just be in the studio"). For Hoopz, it's nothing but dirt on her shoulders. "Everybody can keep talkin', 'cause all they doin' is boostin' my paycheck," she smirks. "When they stop talkin' about me is when I’ll get concerned."

I have been chatting up a storm with the Flavor of Love ladies today because such is the life of a wealthy playboy. As I confirmed yesterday or whatever, the Reunion Show was taped and is in a secret vault in Moldova until it is ready to be aired.

Somethin' didn't tell me much so I won't talk much about it, but I do have the feeling she wasn't too happy about what transpired. Spunkeey won't talk to me at all anymore, or so it seems, I hope it has nothing to do with the rumor that she was the contestant leaking me information on Buckeey.
I doubt that though because Spunkeey (aka Maria Dunbar) is a real sweetheart. She loves a conspiracy though because she is never willing to exchange email with me, all conversations must be via cellular phone. Maybe she is CIA or something.

Anyway, I am padding the post before I get to the headline, so here goes.
Becky Buckwild on the Reunion Show...

All I gotta say about the reunion is we kicked last years show in da ass!!! It was off da chain!!

Not much is it? But you wonder, if it is better than last year's then someone must have been killed or something. Last year's show had nudity, arguments, fighting, face-offs, revelations and one person walked off the set.
Thanks Becky, I have to say you always respond when I ask it of you.

Now to Pumkin. I spoke to Pumkin and she was gracious enough to proffer her opinion on New York's return, the Season 2 cast and whom she thinks is the favorite.
And shock of all shocks, she actually agrees with New York on something but you'll have to wait to find out what 'that' is.

Why do you have to wait? Because Groovy Noodles will do that article so I'll wait for her to contact me and within the next couple years or so she'll be here to print Pumkin's opinion and no doubt give one (an opinion) herself.

Before I leave, I think it's an appropriate time to revisit the initial appearance of Tiffany "New York" Patterson's mother on the first season of Flavor of Love.
Some suggest she is an actor but if your child intended to be with Flava Flav you'd react just as she did. And I am not saying that because I think Flav is ugly (because I do not), I just think he is too damn old for these women.

Not one of the better episodes today as the show seems bogged down by arguments, arguments and more arguments. New York was just cartoonish today, scheming and insulting for no reason whatsoever; and Krazy? Oh dear!

I did something today I have never ever done when Flavor of Love is on...I switched channels!
But, I did see snippets of Flava Flav's bowling date with Buckeey, an on the beach belly-dancing date with Deelishis and a pool session with Bootz.

Buckeey and Bootz look sexier in each episode although -or maybe because of- they have clearly added a few pounds since the show began.
Flava Flav couldn't help but feel Buckeey's ass on every occasion -with her permission- and even did so when he eliminated her. Oops, did I spoil it for you?
During Bootz pool date, if I heard correctly, she said she was celibate (a born-again virgin) and would wait until after marriage.
She said, or at least I think I heard her say, that she would be willing to marry Flava Flav. But then again, maybe I didn't because that seems a bit unreal and at that point I was being tormented by the worst headache in my life.

Meanwhile, New York and Krazy were bonding and then the fight happened


That fight eventually led to the elimination of Buckeey, but you'll read the details when Groovy Noodles constructs her detailed summary of Episode 7.


Oh before I go, the Reunion Show was taped yesterday. I spoke to Somethin' when she returned home from the taping but she did not reveal any secrets.
That's it then, my preview to the summary wasn't much help today was it?

She's bringing sexy baaaaaack
Them motherfuggas don't know how to act

You know, it's funny, I was in the Dental Office today reading In Style magazine and they had a piece devoted to women who dress down and how radically their appearance can change if they added style to their wardrobe.
It was a good read, but they should have also talked about women who simply removed their wardrobe as in this picture of Nibblz and Buckwild.


She looks great and all but she needs to mug Deelishis' derriere because I don't think she has enough back there. However if seeing that picture has excited you in any way and you really really want to get into Buckwild's pants, then you can visit her Cafepress before it debuts on the catwalks of Europe.


Clicking on the picture takes you to her Cafe Press.

That's it for now, but before I go here's the latest email from the contestant who swears Buckeey is a fake, counterfeit and a fraud evennnnn.

I'm not jealous...Shay just did me real dirty and when a opportunity presented itself to give her a taste of her own medicine, that's exactly what I did.
All I want her to do is own up and be honest to the TV world about her being a video chick on the regular and a woman who was pretending to want FLAV too.
I could have sent you the video footage days ago of her and her boyfriend getting busy but I spared her the nationwide embarrassment of having it seen on the Reunion Show. Tell her to fess up to being just like the other tramps in the house and I'll be the bigger woman and chill out from truly exposing her. I'm sure she knows by now that I'm not faking about having the video and if she's as smart as I think she is, she'll fess up; and very soon!

Hmmmmnn, she said "bigger woman", but I hope it's not an ex-boyfriend because that would be too sad. If it is I know exactly how he feels because rejection is a bitch.

Anyone else wants to see the video?

Okay, I knew I promised that exposé that doesn't expose much but I'll have to disappoint you today.
I mean it's all ready and complete but I've had to delay it because a castmate informed me that she is pretty certain that it's another castmate (name called) who's responsible for this attempt to embarrass Shay Johnson, aka Buckeey.

So, enough of that, my 'Deep Throat' will probably contact me tomorrow and let me know if she (itwouldd have to be a she) really is a cast member. I have to say though that the person has been pretty honest about his or her motives. Supposedly Shay Johnson did something to the person and now the person wants to exact revenge.

Well it's late so have a good rest and here's another picture of Shay 'Buckeey' Johnson with her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend whatever...


I tell you if there really is a sex video of Buckeey that's must see television because from what we saw of her dancing the girl has a lot of potential.
Ciao.


Spoiler Alert: there is a link in the comments to a website that claims to know who won Flavor of Love Season 2

This Saturday the Flavor of Love 2 Reunion Show will be taped and just as last year's we can expect the odd revelation or two. Already I have received information that Buckeey -who has represented herself the best in my opinion- may not be as sincere as she makes out.

If you are a regular reader you may recall that Buckeey (real name Shay Johnson) was the 'victim' of many an insulting comment on this blog by person or persons unknown.
It was assumed by many at that time, the person responsible for those comments was Cristal "Serious" Steverson, but that was later refuted.

Well, another person has come forward and has email me material evidence (including pictures) that suggest Buckeey was and remains in a relationship with Earl Randolph of Mirror M-Edge Photography whilst cavorting with Flava Flav on the reality show.
You are probably thinking 'so what?' because we have come to expect nothing more from these girls (it's only a television show after all). However, on this occasion, the person has also threatened to release video of Shay having sex with her boyfriend.
The exact words said to me were...

"The only reason I haven't put that out for everyone to see yet is because I want to have a little bit more ammo if she tries to slip her way out of her first lie. But rest assured, you'll be the first one to get the video if the pics don't have a big enough impact"

Now that's some serious shit (no pun intended).
Whomever this person is, he or she has so much information and personal photos that I am wondering if it's not Buckeey herself. I doubt it though.
Anyway, tomorrow I'll quote heavily from the numerous email I have received from this person and post more of the pictures. Until then....


And if you want to see more of Buckeey, click for video previews of Episode 7

If this show isn't the greatest show on television I don't know what is. We knew what would happen and still it was as entertaining as ever.
I am not even pretending anymore I want to see Flavor of Love 3, Flavor of Love 4, Flavor of Love: Hoopz Strikes Back and Flavor of Love: The New York Menace.

And what can I say about "New York", except that she is an icon. It's as simple as that, Tiffany "New York" Patterson is officially a television icon. She's up there with Mary Tyler Moore, Maude, Roseanne and Maria from Sesame Street.

Well, you know how the formula goes, I preview the re-cap and Groovy Noodles comes along with one of her detailed manuscripts of the last episode. However, Groovy Noodles is going through a torment that makes a Flavor of Love recap very inconsequential, so we'll see how that goes.
If you have the time and the inclination say a prayer for Groovy's family, it will not go unappreciated.

Well, it is difficult to segue from that moment of unexpected seriousness so lets just jump into today's Episode 6.

The Episode was entirely based on new York and her shenanigans. Her mandate was exposing to Flava Flav the women whom she thought were unworthy of receiving a clock and she did an excellent job. As bitchy as she can be, our girl is nothing if not honest and her criticisms resonated with all the women who saw the Episode with me.

She had some great moments with "Bootz", "Buckwild" and "Krazy". The highlight for me was when she admonished Bootz for boasting that she (Bootz) always spoke her mind, saying, "everyone speaks their mind, bitch". Or when she told "Buckwild", "bitch, I will be ignorant all over your muthafucking ass".
New York has more one-liners than a third-grade essay.

Admittedly, the New York haters around me were high-fiving when "Krazy" told her, "somebody else gonna spit on ya". Yawnnnnnnnn.

There were fights, fingers on foreheads and cold-sores. Yes I said cold-sores and that ain't the shit you order with your biscuits at KFC.
But in the end, as always, the elimination ceremony provided the climax; except this time it was a multiple. Flava Flav awarded clocks to all but Beautuful and Nibblz. He dismissed "Beautuful" because she was simply too undemanding and not aggressive enough, although he admitted the cold-sore may have played a part as well.
"Nibblz" was dumped because he was unsure how his kids would perceive her liberal nature.

Far be it from me to disagree with Flava Flav but I wouldn't dump "Beautuful" if she had herpes and an Eryka Badu haircut. A cold-sore can heal, what's the damn problem?
"Nibblz" I was sad to see leave because she has been so generous to me and the blog that I grew especially fond of her. I'll miss you Bettie.

And that was orgasmic enough but then came the multiples, first Big Rick blew the dust off of New York's clock and Flav welcomed her back as a contestant, but that triggered a response from "Buckwild", but you'll read more of that when Groovy adds her piece.

Until then, thanks for reading, Good Sunday to you and keep watching the show.
Laterz.

You wouldn't believe me, but of late, I have had Cristal "Serious" Steverson on my mind. I have been reminding myself all week to write something on one of my all time favorite Flavor of Love girls but I was distracted by other things, you know how that goes.
But, just as it seemed I would neglect my own counsel here comes another Anonymous commenter to force my hand. Whomever you are, thanks for the You Tube links.

So here goes, video of Cristal and her sister Diamond (yeah, I laughed too) hamming it up at 5am doing the robot to a song I never heard in my life. That Cristal looks sexier each time I see her, I really need to get a sip of her one day, for real.


And here's a video of the aforementioned sisters with Cristal's friend banging those roller derby, Charlie's Angel's shorts. What's the actual name of those shorts because I am not too educated on women's clothing, understandably.


Anyway, that's it for me. Be sure to catch Flavor of Love this Sunday because New York is back in the house and there is a whole heap of drama at the elimination ceremony.
Laterz.

Good Saturday to everyone, tomorrow we'll see Tiffany "New York" Patterson re-enter the race to be Flava Flav's love interest which is a brave thing to do considering what happened on Season 1.
And, as "New York" reclaims the spotlight her nemesis "Hoopz" returns as well.
Clicking on the picture magically takes you to Crunktastic for even more "Hoopz" pictures excitement.

GroovyNoodles will soon be along, hopefully, with an article on Becky Buckwild and her manner of speech. You may have seen the leaked preview of next week's episode where Becky has an argument with Flava Flav and if you believe him, she loses her accent.
I don't want to get too much into that because some of you aren't particularly fond of spoilers but keep reading the blog and we may have a reply from Becky herself offering an explanation or an apology. You never know.

Anyway, I'll be the fluffer until Groovy does her thing so let's see what's up with the girls.
Somethin' has a get rich slow scheme with a prize offering of a dinner or lunch date with Somethin' herself. In her own words, the scheme goes like this...

WANNA WIN A DATE WITH SUMTHIN?
... she is taking two people out to dinner or lunch

Here's how to enter:

Take a dollar and write your first and last name and birth-date on it(small letters only) and be sure to keep the numbers in green before you send it so when she announces the winner you can tell her your name and the # on the bill .

Should you be the winner check back later for the rest of the
info (MORE THAN WELCOME TO SEND MORE THAN ONE)

Actually I had to edit a bit of it, but it's basically what she posted on her My Space blog.

Besides that, there isn't much happening, save for the e-mail I received from someone (whose name I can't disclose) threatening to expose Buckeey as a fake. He or she even promised to send pictures.

When I receive them either I or GroovyNoodles will reveal them to you. Until then, have a good day.

Maybe you have seen this video, maybe you have not. Either way you can see it here until VH-1 producers complain to You Tube and have it removed.
The first video shows the Flav O'Gram being received and the resultant discussion and drama as the girls are given the mandate to choose two women to be eliminated.
Will Flav accept or reject their decision?



The second video shows a bit of a fight between Krazy and Buckeey. Krazy gives her a bump with her hips and Buckeey retaliates much more forcefully. The producers then go in a tizzy repeating their rule that violence leads to an automatic dismissal.
Could this be the end of Buckeey?
Your guess is as good as mine...

Groovy Noodles is going to get Buckwild up in here when she does her recap because there was a lot going on this week. The highlight , without a doubt, was New York's entrance. I haven't seen a better entrance since I lost my virginity.
Only Tiffany "New York" Patterson can make an entrance like that and when she said "your eyes aint playing tricks on you" my day was complete.

VH-1 began with a repeat of last week's "Toastee" episode which was a ratings and buzz goldmine, so naturally they had to wring every last drop of self-promotion out of it. Who can blame them?

This week's episode was centered on a pool-party with the remaining girls and the celebrity guests (G-unit -minus Fiddy, Three 6 Mafia, the Ying Yang twins, DJ Quik, Warren G and the Bishop Don 'Magic' Juan).
The guests were not there to add celebrity foliage, they were funny, witty, tasteless and involved; what more can you ask for.
The highlight was a conversation between "Bootz" and D-ROC, and particularly when he said "I admire your hindquarters". Oh shit!

Anyway, Groovy Noodles will elaborate on that, "Nibblz" flashing, lap-dancing and throwing-up, the hour-long argument between "Krazy" and "Bootz", "Bootz" belly-flop in the pool and many other things. It was a great episode.

In the end the commenters were right, "Like Dat" was eliminated and "Beautuful" got the last clock, but not before she delivered another gem..."I know he's not about to pick one of these hos over me". The girl is funny.

So that's that then, look out for Groovy's recap in a few minutes, "New York's" entrance and the Beef Jerky ad where they are teasing Sasquatch (hella funny).
Write to you later. Enjoy your Sunday.

Oh, one more thing though, Flava Flav said New York returned to assist with the elimination ceremony but as we revealed in yesterday's blog, "New York" may actually return as a contestant, so we'll see how that develops.

Are you understanding what I am saying?
It appears that New York, the woman we either love or love to hate has returned for more than one episode...

Okay, let me try to say this without jumping on Oprah's couch...
FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, THANKS TO BENNY'S LINK, NEW YORK IS OFFICIALLY A CONTESTANT IN THE FLAVOR OF LOVE 2.

And God forgive me for saying this but she is in the final 4.
If you want to see whom else joins her in the Final 4 then click here for exclusive Google Video of Episode 8.

By now you must have heard that 'Perez Hilton' has confirmed that our diamond in the rough Tiffany, aka "New York", will be the special guest star for Sunday's episode of Flavor of Love 2.

Most people expected it, in fact everyone pretty much thought it was her (except me, oh the shame!), so we can now look forward to seeing her run her deliciously sassy mouth on the remaining contestants of this season's show.

I read in the comments that some (or is it someone?) say that "Like Dat" will be going home on Sunday; well that's just a shame because she is a pretty girl and though her personality can be a bit off-putting at times, she is generally sweet.

Anyway, I am off except to say I add my thanks to GroovyNoodles for your contributions in the comment box. It is generally appreciated.
Click on the "New York You Tube" for preview video of this Sunday's appearance.
Thanks to Lareigna for the clue.