Where the fuck did your accent go?

If this show isn't the greatest show on television I don't know what is. We knew what would happen and still it was as entertaining as ever.
I am not even pretending anymore I want to see Flavor of Love 3, Flavor of Love 4, Flavor of Love: Hoopz Strikes Back and Flavor of Love: The New York Menace.

And what can I say about "New York", except that she is an icon. It's as simple as that, Tiffany "New York" Patterson is officially a television icon. She's up there with Mary Tyler Moore, Maude, Roseanne and Maria from Sesame Street.

Well, you know how the formula goes, I preview the re-cap and Groovy Noodles comes along with one of her detailed manuscripts of the last episode. However, Groovy Noodles is going through a torment that makes a Flavor of Love recap very inconsequential, so we'll see how that goes.
If you have the time and the inclination say a prayer for Groovy's family, it will not go unappreciated.

Well, it is difficult to segue from that moment of unexpected seriousness so lets just jump into today's Episode 6.

The Episode was entirely based on new York and her shenanigans. Her mandate was exposing to Flava Flav the women whom she thought were unworthy of receiving a clock and she did an excellent job. As bitchy as she can be, our girl is nothing if not honest and her criticisms resonated with all the women who saw the Episode with me.

She had some great moments with "Bootz", "Buckwild" and "Krazy". The highlight for me was when she admonished Bootz for boasting that she (Bootz) always spoke her mind, saying, "everyone speaks their mind, bitch". Or when she told "Buckwild", "bitch, I will be ignorant all over your muthafucking ass".
New York has more one-liners than a third-grade essay.

Admittedly, the New York haters around me were high-fiving when "Krazy" told her, "somebody else gonna spit on ya". Yawnnnnnnnn.

There were fights, fingers on foreheads and cold-sores. Yes I said cold-sores and that ain't the shit you order with your biscuits at KFC.
But in the end, as always, the elimination ceremony provided the climax; except this time it was a multiple. Flava Flav awarded clocks to all but Beautuful and Nibblz. He dismissed "Beautuful" because she was simply too undemanding and not aggressive enough, although he admitted the cold-sore may have played a part as well.
"Nibblz" was dumped because he was unsure how his kids would perceive her liberal nature.

Far be it from me to disagree with Flava Flav but I wouldn't dump "Beautuful" if she had herpes and an Eryka Badu haircut. A cold-sore can heal, what's the damn problem?
"Nibblz" I was sad to see leave because she has been so generous to me and the blog that I grew especially fond of her. I'll miss you Bettie.

And that was orgasmic enough but then came the multiples, first Big Rick blew the dust off of New York's clock and Flav welcomed her back as a contestant, but that triggered a response from "Buckwild", but you'll read more of that when Groovy adds her piece.

Until then, thanks for reading, Good Sunday to you and keep watching the show.
Laterz.