Oh I have watched a lot of movies and television and there are some lines that will forever live on. But today I heard a line that tops them all.
This line was as perfectly concise as "make my day", more threatening than "say hello to my little friend" and as cold-hearted as "I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."
You'll have to wait for Groovy Noodles' summary to hear what it is I am getting all hyperbolic about, but trust me, it was a classic line from Bootz.
This week's episode was centered on two overnight dates. The first date featured Deelishis and Krazy sharing a boat ride that proved Krazy must be the best kisser on the planet. I literally had my mouth open, vicariously enjoying her probing tongue, lmao.
Shit, I know I promised to never write in text speak again but that kiss had me going.
The ladies eventually got to their port which happened to be a ship (if I properly recall) and the highlight of the evening was Deelishis on her stomach, spreadeagled like the murdered curator in the 'Da Vinci Code.'
I will never forget that image for the rest of my life. Years to come when I am suffering erectile dysfunction I'll use that memory to stand at attention.
Poor Flav simply collapsed on the posterior and fell asleep. He later explained his actions by saying he was "kind of beat down."
The second date, naturally, was all about Bootz and the HBIC (New York). If New York was over-the-top last week, she returned to her best today. This was vintage New York with just enough drama to rope you in.
Call me a groupie or whatever but New York could have me any day, evening, night or SuperBowl Sunday. She is just the shit, that's all I am saying.
Bootz had her moments but ultimately she crashed because she could not match the intensity of Tiffany. Their threesome culminated in a 'moanfest' in Flava's room as New York got that one-on-one time she requested all day.
And that was that, the ladies gathered at the foot of the steps for an elimination ceremony that boiled down to a battle between Bootz and Krazy, and after much deliberation, Flava Flav chose........
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Delishis assumed the face down position in order to better conceal the penis.
anonymous you are wrong for saying that
NY's real man
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I am starting to thinak all you mf-ers are faggots! If a woman is not the size of Kate Moss, sh ehas to be a man. I am seeing some of the same stuff about Deelishis that I do aout Serena Williams. Anyway, I had to rewind the part where they were on the horses, because I swore that Flav hopped on NY and rode her through the vineyard. But hten I said, the horse Flav is riding is not wearing enough makeup.
lmao at Bubo.
If Deelishis is a tranny I'll have to rethink my status because I would slay her in a second.
Ok, those are two of the most ridiculous poses I've ever seen, especially the "gardening" in the macrame bikini and high heels one.
Pragmatic straight woman alert!
you guys give written recaps about the show as if we in cyberspace don't own televisions. i don't get it.
no one, sh*t happens, my friend. Phones ring, kids scream, etc. etc. I enjoy reading the recaps up in here! :)
I haven't read many comments so I haven't seen other people's opinions, but doesn't Krazy's damn wonky eye bother anybody else? Am I the only one that notices she can't look straight at the camera??
wow, i never noticed that, i'll check next time.