If you don't like Spoilers ...Close Your Eyes

VH-1 has been so good to me. Heck in all honesty, they have been good to most of us. Years ago ...Sunday night was the most boring night of the week. The show 'Flavor of Love' Season 1 & 2 change that fact. Sundays became my favorite day. More specifically Sunday nights, all activities were scheduled around my ability to watch my favorite show. ( Yes, I typed it 'Flavor of Love'). For all those people who called it a modern day minstrel show, ...blah, blah, blah. I have never met a man of african ancestry behave in the same manner of Flavor Flav. I saw an entertainer, a flamboyant celebrity. The ' Flavor of Love' women were from many different ethnicities and races. They had different personalties and came from different backgrounds. I've met the Pumkins, Bootz, Smiley, Buckeey, Hoopz and Red Oysters of the world. There are women who are very much like them. Or should I say ...who appear to be very similiar to these ladies personality wise. Let's face it. I am a fan just as you were. I DO NOT know any of these ladies but several of them have showed me love and I appreciate it. And I tell you now I am excited about 'Charm School'. Monique lights my soul up with laughter. And I have love for all of the 13 ladies cast in VH-1's latest 'Flavor of Love' spin off.

Now back to the subject at hand: I wanted to give those who truly don't want to know the outcome of tonight's 'I Love New York' Episode 9's outcome time to stop reading. What ' Flavor of Love' did for my Sunday nights, 'I Love New York' had done for my Monday nights. And let's not forget many of my Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday days and nights. Writing for this blog is no joke, I am not going to say anymore. So what is the big spoiler. Well someone uploaded the ' I Love New York' Episode 9 Aftershow. I don't know what happened or how but it happened and now we know who goes home. I am personally devastated. But hell I am sentimental after I interview someone.

The video begins with Goldie ( I so love that woman!) telling us that we are down to the final 3. Next we see New York reading another Tango love note, " I pray to God that you continue to play the right hand." And she the stands and laughs with excitement. To 'The Blogspot' female readers ...you should know what this means. She has serious feeling for Tango. So I guess to show this she goes and changes her clothes. She comes out sans bra. Goldie has her commentary on the no bra situation which is hysterical. So New York finds Tango and sits on a bed. She states Tango is glaring her up and down and looking at her breast. We can't see but VH-1 has blocked out part of her chest. Maybe it's me ...but maybe he was staring at your breasts because they were hanging out of your half ( 1/4) top.

Next downstairs Chamo (who is working the hell out of a red & white cowboy ensemble) opens the front doors. In steps a very attractive woman who just so happens to be Real's and Chance's mother. Chamo calls out, " Chance ...Real your mommy is here!" We get a glimpse of a limousine ride where everyone appears to be smiling, laughing and just one happy group. Next somewhere in Temecula ( My neck of the woods people ...if WB ever visits the ranch ...I am less than 20 minutes away.) OMG....I am about to faint. What the hell am I writing about? Oh yeah episode 9 Aftershow...let me get it together. Yeah, okay we are somewhere in or near Temecula next to a lake. Sister Patterson watches Real and New York holding hands walking and talking. I must admit it is a lovely sight. She states, " Look how good they look together. I mean they look so good together. And they would have extremely beautiful children." *Coughs...laughs...coughs. Goldie mentions how Sister Patterson is planning and plotting. Next Sister Patterson, New York, Tango and his ( cute as pie) mother are having a meal. We hear New York b@tching ,
" You can't run off everytime I start talking sh#t. Everytime I start talking sh#t ...yeah sorry moms." Sister Patterson tells her baby girl, " You cut that language out. And you apologize right now to Paula for using that language. You know better than that!" ( Ummm ...maybe the Tiffany she knows but the New York I've been watching doesn't know better.) Goldie believes Sister Patterson is showing out in front of company. Next in a kind of a Godmother ( Think ' The Godfather') move ...Sister Patterson offers Chance $5,000 to walk away. When he refuses ...she ups the ante by offering $10,000. Goldie thinks Chance should take the money and run. ( Me too but hell what do I know?!)

Finally, we are at the Elimination ceremony. New York has just given Chance his chain. And he takes it off and tells her, " I got to tell you something. I can't do this." Real and Tango look shocked. Neither one of them have chains ...I don't know about you but I would be happy. ( Bye Chance! See you later.) Outside we see Chance wearing his chain again and explaining something to New York. Goldie says he tried to flip the script ...saying he was trying to expose Sister Patterson. ( I don't know ...so I will be definitely be watching tonight to form my own distorted opinion.) We get to see Chance and Real saying their goodbyes. Chance wearing the ' I Love New York' chain ( I wonder: How heavy those bling bling chains are?) is crying. Real consoles his brother and tells him that it's his time to shine. Real is such a great brother. Goldie is merciless in her commentary. Back to the elimination room, New York tells the men she can use a little bit of adventure and asks them if they can too. They agree but don't seem to enthused. Sipping champagne, New York drools on her chin. Being a gentleman Tango takes his hand to wipe off the champagne off her chin. The H.B.I.C. takes the opportunity to suck Tango's thumb. ( I wonder if Chance rethinks his decision to pass on that $10,000, at that moment.) Goldie declares Tango the winner (Are you reading Gabrielle?). No matter what he does New York can't seem to get enough of him. Goldie's loser is Chance because he didn't take the money. I think the real loser is New York. She let a very good real man go. Real you will be missed.

Credit: Shawn

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Another Racist Moment ...

While I was out searching for a few of missing Knuts of the Round Table (blog) whom I shall not name ( 3pm, Lareigna & MaiTye). I stumbled upon an interesting V-spot clip. As always the VH-1 Gods have been merciful and given us a glimpse of neighborly love at its' finest.

'Neighbors Suck' begins with Chance relaxing poolside informing us, " You've tuned into the right place." Within a second or two we are back at 'I Love New York' Episode 8. We see Chance and Whiteboy sitting at the dinner table. New York is no where in sight. There is no food on the plates ( I am thinking they are either waiting on New York or she went to freshen up after Chance rubbed off her lipstick.) Whiteboy is looking scrum dee dah dee. He tells his boy Chance, " Don't never think you gonna be able to do what you did to Boston to me. That's for sure. I heard you say.... bloody my nose"

" I heard you say like you bout to run up to me dawg. Yah know what I'm sayin' .... just because you did my brother and all ....don't run up ...think you gonna do me"

" Listen to me ...tho, you can never do me like how you did you Boston, tho ...understand that."
"...Don't think I talk shit... don't think I don't have a hella of punch impacting for the next man run up..."

" Let you hit me!"

" Dawg let me hit you man. It'll be the worst thing dawg. Ima goin' to crack your ass... and bust your eyes"

" I am gonna laugh at you. I'm gonna laugh at you."

A voice somewhere in Palm Springs (sounding like one of those serial killers in thriller movies who sends eery audio tapes to the investigating detectives) states, " Shut your f@#king mouths over there. I am tired of listening to it!"

" Aaaaaaaaaaaa... shut up" ~Chance

" I'll tell you what. Give me five minutes and I am gonna call the police."

" You got your 5 minutes, d@mn." ~Chance

" Yeah I got your five minutes. Cause you are renting a house that isn't supposed to be used for that purpose. Either shut your f@#king mouths and stop using that language or I'm calling the ..."

" Man shut up!" ~ Whiteboy

Off camera you here a calm professional voice say, " Whiteboy I got it..." ~ Production Staff

" Shut your @ss up!" ~ Whiteboy

" Ay they got us in the wrong spot bro." ~ Chance

"We'll keep it down." ~ Production Staff

" I 've listened to this for like an hour now."

" We' ll keep it down sir, sorry about that." ~ Production Staff

" I ain't got to be back here ..." ~ Chance

" ...that n@#%a drunk ...shut up. " ~ Whiteboy

" And your actor's got a f@#king mouth on him and they're still saying s@#t!"

" Man ... I sw..." ~ Chance

" Five minutes or I am gonna call the police!"

" Call them!" ~ Chance

" You know what I will right now!"

" Guys, guys... we don't need this" ~ Production Staff

" Well who is that?" ~ Whiteboy

" Your neighbor who's just listened to this for an hour! Wow! You don't f@#k white men around here!"

" Damn you a racist punk @ss fool." ~ Whiteboy

" Who said that?" ~ Production Staff

" Who said that? I listened to the woman and the man talk about it!"

" Hey who is that talking like that tho?" ~Whiteboy

" I live in the house behind you."

" Man tell him to shut up man. He gettin' me pissed off." ~ Whiteboy

" I am telling you. Shut them up!"

" Man you shut up!" ~ Whiteboy

" We are going to get thrown out of here." ~ Production Staff

" I' ve listened to this for more than an hour!"

" He still talkin' s@#t." ~ Whiteboy

" I understand that, but not the language that been goin on for f@#king hours! I listened to the white... The black lady talk about how you don't like f@#king white men."

" Man I am a white boy! What the f@#k are you talkin' bout?!" ~ Whiteboy

" Man we love ...white people over here!" ~ Chance

" That's a racist son of a b@#ch." ~ Whiteboy

" ...Man my best buddy is a white guy." ~ Chance

The ' Neighbors Suck' clip was very interesting indeed. Was it a racist moment? ...NO! It was an irritated neighbor blowing a fuse. He definitely could've handled himself better. I found it hypocritical that the one complaining about foul language ...constantly used it. I also found it a b@#ch move to threaten to call the police. Do what you have to for your peace and quiet ...don't yell about it. Just do that sh#t and be done with it. The most interesting part of this was that the neighbor exposed an apparent conversation that he overheard earlier that evening. Apparently he believed a black woman had been discussing ' how she's doesn't get busy with white men.' I am wondering who this black woman was ...New York maybe? Or maybe it was Sister Patterson? Sister Patterson is saved ...correct? I doubt it was Sister Patterson being a Christian an all. We may never know but aren't you a little curious?

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Things are Getting Hot in High Desert

"Hear yee ...hear yee, all Knuts of the Round Table quiet down! The VH-1 Gods have given us the gift of foresight!" *whispers "Also known as Vspot"

"Revenge, Lareigna, Meale and Lady Ty guard the doors. Dana and Electra take your rightful places beside King Steups. Shawn and my humble *coughs humble paige 'The Original Mr. New York' let the Vspot begin! All other Knuts drank and be merry in complete silence ...these recaps aren't easy for this old Knut."

' I Love New York' Episode 8 begins with Chance brushing his teeth and Whiteboy dusting off his shoulder in one of the bedrooms. Camera shot slides to the handsome Real washing his face at the sink. Seconds laters a thick Tango in red undies enters the bathroom. Switching to the confessional we see New York. She tell us, " After last night's elimination I've only got 4 guys left Whiteboy, Tango, Chance and Real. And I really need to start to shake things up." ( I am thinking her verbal assault on Tango stirred plenty up. Hey but that's just me ...what do I really know?)

Chamo enters the room in this pink polo, white slacks and pageboy cap looking maroon on my screen. ( Why maroon? Were there no white on pink caps available? ) He tells the final four to "Have fun!" as he delivers two pair of golf shoes and a note on a silver platter. Back to the Manfessional, we view Real telling us he is hoping they are not going to play golf. Whiteboy showing initiative grabs the note and reads it to Tango, Real and Chance. " Good morning fellas, the best way to get to know someone is to travel with them. So pack your bags we are headed to the desert for a romantic getaway. Tango and Real get changed and I'll see you two at tea time. Chance and Whiteboy be patient. I got something special planned for you two. XOXO New York." Back to the Manfessional Real tells us, he's excited to get out of the house with New York. He isn't trying to kick it with Tango and New York. He just wants to be with her. But he is going to make the best of it. We then see Tango and Real getting ready. Real mentions "Looking like Tiger Woods in this b@tch." Now Tango is in the Manfessional. He states,
" If I got to share a date with New York, I'm happy it's going to be with Real. I'm gonna lay back and I'm gonna systematically tear this man apart." ( I am man hear me roar. LOL.) They leave the 'I Love New York' mansion.

Tango and Real are in a limousine on their way to Palm Springs. An interesting conversation takes place between the two of them. Real says, " I can't wait to see this girl. I might just bleep on myself looking at her.

" That's disgusting ...freakin dis" replies Tango.

" I can't help it man. I walk around stiff. Yah know what I mean? And I ain't talking about my back."

Tango laughs. Back to the Manfessional he says, " I don't think Real is even close to being right for New York. A he's cheesy. B he's immature. And let's be honest, he's not hanging with me at all."

Back to the limousine ride. Real continues, " She's probably going to have some little shorts on. And if I got daisies on, ...she going to have some coochie cutters on." ( Who is this man?!)

They pull up to a golf resort. New York is outside waiting and looking lovely in her golf ensemble. In the confessional she tells us how hot and amazing she looks. She greets the men and twirls for them. Real races to her to get the first kiss. They drive off in a Cadillac golf cart. Real and New York co-drive and they crash. As they sit confused, the sprinklers come on. And they all get wet. ( Poor Tango!) As they finally make it to the 16th hole ...they crash into another golf cart. ( I want to type something so very bad but the NAACP might come after me.) The golf pro Stephen greets them. Their golf lessons begin. The guys insult each other and end up having a little competition for a New York kiss. Cub Woods ( Real) wins and proceeds to make out with New York in front of Tango. Tango states watching them kiss makes him ill. ( I second that!)

Back at the mansion Chance and Whiteboy are in the backyard. They are searching for snake holes. They have a conversation about what the other 3 could be doing. Whiteboy concludes it's something romantic based on the note. In the Manfessional he says he believes she's saving the best for last. ( Yes baby she is ...God I hope you don't touch her this episode!)

At 'The Horizon Hotel', Tango and Real are impressed with their accommodations and gifts. Their gifts seem to be silk robes, engraved lighters and cigars. D@mn New York *coughs VH-1 has some class. We see them at dinner and Tango tightens up his game. The last little tidbit we see is a glimpse of the Chance and Whiteboy date. New York is in a hot air balloon. She is worried about her synthetic hair going up in a blaze. ( Let's pray she didn't use any hairspray.)

Please participate in the comment box: Is New York's golf outfit 'Hoochie'? Yes or No.

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It's just I Love New York video from Mzwhatnername to pass the time until Quanda posts something that she says will surely upset me. That probably means White Boy's name will be all over her latest article.

Let's watch the videos, shall we.

New York, Sister Patterson and Chance discuss street slang and it's historical context. For real.

12 Pack, Chance, Heat and White Boy discuss "Big Foot"

More Podcast video from I Love New York:
1) Mr Boston masturbating in the bathroom; allegedly


Diamonds and Pearls: Quanda (I appreciate you a lot), Groovy (I'll make it up to you), Ponlork (you're still my dawg, son), Dana and Tracy Jane.