Things are Getting Hot in High Desert
"Hear yee ...hear yee, all Knuts of the Round Table quiet down! The VH-1 Gods have given us the gift of foresight!" *whispers "Also known as Vspot"
"Revenge, Lareigna, Meale and Lady Ty guard the doors. Dana and Electra take your rightful places beside King Steups. Shawn and my humble *coughs humble paige 'The Original Mr. New York' let the Vspot begin! All other Knuts drank and be merry in complete silence ...these recaps aren't easy for this old Knut."
' I Love New York' Episode 8 begins with Chance brushing his teeth and Whiteboy dusting off his shoulder in one of the bedrooms. Camera shot slides to the handsome Real washing his face at the sink. Seconds laters a thick Tango in red undies enters the bathroom. Switching to the confessional we see New York. She tell us, " After last night's elimination I've only got 4 guys left Whiteboy, Tango, Chance and Real. And I really need to start to shake things up." ( I am thinking her verbal assault on Tango stirred plenty up. Hey but that's just me ...what do I really know?)
Chamo enters the room in this pink polo, white slacks and pageboy cap looking maroon on my screen. ( Why maroon? Were there no white on pink caps available? ) He tells the final four to "Have fun!" as he delivers two pair of golf shoes and a note on a silver platter. Back to the Manfessional, we view Real telling us he is hoping they are not going to play golf. Whiteboy showing initiative grabs the note and reads it to Tango, Real and Chance. " Good morning fellas, the best way to get to know someone is to travel with them. So pack your bags we are headed to the desert for a romantic getaway. Tango and Real get changed and I'll see you two at tea time. Chance and Whiteboy be patient. I got something special planned for you two. XOXO New York." Back to the Manfessional Real tells us, he's excited to get out of the house with New York. He isn't trying to kick it with Tango and New York. He just wants to be with her. But he is going to make the best of it. We then see Tango and Real getting ready. Real mentions "Looking like Tiger Woods in this b@tch." Now Tango is in the Manfessional. He states,
" If I got to share a date with New York, I'm happy it's going to be with Real. I'm gonna lay back and I'm gonna systematically tear this man apart." ( I am man hear me roar. LOL.) They leave the 'I Love New York' mansion.
Tango and Real are in a limousine on their way to Palm Springs. An interesting conversation takes place between the two of them. Real says, " I can't wait to see this girl. I might just bleep on myself looking at her.
" That's disgusting ...freakin dis" replies Tango. 
" I can't help it man. I walk around stiff. Yah know what I mean? And I ain't talking about my back."
Tango laughs. Back to the Manfessional he says, " I don't think Real is even close to being right for New York. A he's cheesy. B he's immature. And let's be honest, he's not hanging with me at all."
Back to the limousine ride. Real continues, " She's probably going to have some little shorts on. And if I got daisies on, ...she going to have some coochie cutters on." ( Who is this man?!)
They pull up to a golf resort. New York is outside waiting and looking lovely in her golf ensemble. In the confessional she tells us how hot and amazing she looks. She greets the men and twirls for them. Real races to her to get the first kiss. They drive off in a Cadillac golf cart. Real and New York co-drive and they crash. As they sit confused, the sprinklers come on. And they all get wet. ( Poor Tango!) As they finally make it to the 16th hole ...they crash into another golf cart. ( I want to type something so very bad but the NAACP might come after me.) The golf pro Stephen greets them. Their golf lessons begin. The guys insult each other and end up having a little competition for a New York kiss. Cub Woods ( Real) wins and proceeds to make out with New York in front of Tango. Tango states watching them kiss makes him ill. ( I second that!)
Back at the mansion Chance and Whiteboy are in the backyard. They are searching for snake holes. They have a conversation about what the other 3 could be doing. Whiteboy concludes it's something romantic based on the note. In the Manfessional he says he believes she's saving the best for last. ( Yes baby she is ...God I hope you don't touch her this episode!)
At 'The Horizon Hotel', Tango and Real are impressed with their accommodations and gifts. Their gifts seem to be silk robes, engraved lighters and cigars. D@mn New York *coughs VH-1 has some class. We see them at dinner and Tango tightens up his game. The last little tidbit we see is a glimpse of the Chance and Whiteboy date. New York is in a hot air balloon. She is worried about her synthetic hair going up in a blaze. ( Let's pray she didn't use any hairspray.)
Please participate in the comment box: Is New York's golf outfit 'Hoochie'? Yes or No.
You have just share a Qmoment!
lol this was funny~~~mr.new york
Second !!!! Wow,
umm yeah I can't wait I promised myself I would stop watching the previews on vspot, and wait until the show ;), for Patience is a Virtue.
`'Justin`'
hey canadian how ya doin~~~mr.new york
Hello Everybody,
Quanda good recap from the V-spot.
HEY SHAWN WHERE IS EVERYBODY~~~MR.NEW YORK
I'm here......why aren't those pictures bigger?
I wish New York were a napkin so I can put her to my mouth and dirty her.
Hello Mr. New York, Canadian, Shawn and thanks.
Mr. NY ~Weekends are slow around here.
I didn't like the pictures bigger ...LOL.
LOL AT STEUPS~~~MR.NEW YORK
I am in the CP...give me a second so don't publish, ok
Mr. New York..you there, son?
You out of the control panel.
Fuck Episode 8
the ending is gonna suck.
I've been out since like forever...
I must have listened to Numb - Linkin Park twelve times in that time.
That song builds rage in me
Jane,
Are you there?
yeah shawn
what's up
The wine scene who threw the wine on baby boy?
Rage is not a good look for you nor is it condusive to our blog relationship.
I don't know
I have not seen it yet
the reason I said episode 8 is gonna suck is because there's a strong possiablity that Whiteboy is going to be eliminated.
I don't know Jane. I think the crazy 3 are going to be the top 3.
Man on man those 3 are going to give Tango hell.
Tango is such a drama queen
but she is going to keep him
I think whiteboy is going home on monday, I hope i'm wrong though
Monday we shall all see.
VH1 saw the demographics and realized Whiteboy has no audience.
Even his fan-club at televisionwithoutpity is losing members. They are offering gun memberships and still people aint biting
Yes we will
If Whiteboy or Chance left it wouldn't matter to me at all.
They aren't good tv...especially Whiteboy.
Steups
don't you ever take a break
why must you hate on him every single day
you really are in love with him aren't you
if that's love I'd like to see hate.
I think you want him to see the nasty comments you make about him because you want his attention.
you want him to notice you.
you have a man crush
The situation is this many who watch reality TV don't want to see real people. They want over the top personalities.
Steups you would be a wonderful reality star ....you are an over the top B@tch @ss Hater.
lmao at wanting him to notice me.
Go ahead and believe that...
I never said I hated Joshua (stifles laughter), I dislike Whiteboy.
I am sure he's a nice person, generally.
Hello Quanda,Steups, Shawn, Jane and anyone I missed.
Loved the precap Quanda too funny!
LMAO@ B@tch @ss Hater.:D
That's true Quanda I've read others complain on other boards that he's not over the top and boring,
its like what do you want him to do jump in front of the camera and start yelling some stupid shit.
hey meale
Hi Jane, how are you today?
good meale
steups is being an ass as usual
how you doin?
I'm great! It's a beautiful day out today.
what city are you in?
I'm in Philadelphia
yeah, i'm in toronto and its dark and gloomy the snow is melting so there's water everywhere.
is it sunny in philly?
Yes is very sunny today, yesterday it was cold and windy. So I'm really enjoying this day.
I'll be back soon I have to make a run to the store.
What's philly like?
ok
Hello Meale!
It's sunny today with a slight wind. It's a day to drive with the top down.
well i believe that it might be between real and whiteboy getting eliminated because they focus on real too much in this episode and usually when we see alot of a person means they are getting the boot. so i think it might be real and if not him then whiteboy.
it would be wickedness and spite to boot Real
It would be stupidity to boot Whiteboy!!!
Oh how I adore my 'Swagger Man'!!!
I added a pic and made some larger.
BTW.
50 in this motha
Go sit down somewhere!
WTF!
Looking at that kiss it's obvious...
Whiteboy or Chance.......exit, stage left.
You have e-mail by the way.
Who knows Chance is not going anywhere! Trust me.
make me.....
Where's Revenge? I haven't seen her for the day and I miss her.
What's happening on the other side of the world, I have a Deelishis thing to post but not if it's already there
Oh shit; I haven't checked my mail in like, forever!
bugger
HEYYYYY IMMMM BACK~~~MR.NEW YORK
I haven't been to the otherside of the world. My theory is I am going to post what I want to. If I happen to have the same info ...so be it. Basically, if I don't visit ...There is no copying or biting, so to speak. I wish them the best.
WHTS THE TOPIC OF TODAY~~~MR.NEW YORK
Hello Mr. New York,
I am hoping 3 is in the house today. LMAO.
Episode 8, how did you like your lady love's golf ensemble?
sup?
well; I'll wait 'til tonight and post the stuff...where's the aditional thing you promised from Shawn?
EXTRA SEXY WISH I WAS THERE BUT I HOPE SHE DOES NOT HAVE SEX ON THIS SHOW IM GOIN TO BE PIST I THINK WHITE BOY AND REAL GET TO GO TO HER ROOM~~~MR.NEW YORK
LOL...she did look like a very pretty 'Golf Hoochie'.
QUANDa i think your about to set free my 2nd personality she likes to dress sexy~~~mr.new york
I know she does! And she does it well. You know her golf ensemble was 'HOOCHIE'.
Take my Myspace picture ...that is 'HOOCHIE'. I am not hating on her. I am just stating my opinion.
lol it was not hoochie don't be mad cuz you can't fit into yur 1962 outfits lmao~~~mr.new york
I wasn't alive in 1962 ...first off.
And while you are trying to be funny New York can't fit into that golf outfit any longer and she was in that joint several months ago.
Stop playing with me.
lmao lol lolololololololololololololololololololololol i still love you quanda~~~mr.new york
I love you too!
i wonder what the reunion was like for these guys~~~mr.new york
mr new york quanda was born in 1944
Was ...it hasn't happened yet. I imagine it will be off the hook.
I am off to go shopping.
Later.
how old are you quanda
Tried to be nice but I see I am going to have to disable anonymous comments.
anonymous only i can talk to quanda that way lol~~~mr.new york
dam quanda it's just a joke
See ...considering I was born in 1944 that would make me 62/63 depending on my birthday.
HaHaHaHa @ anonymous
I almost forgot the comments box.
That's the problem I can't do email and the comments
i hope your not mad at me quanda
yes her outfit is hoochie lol
anonymous kick rocks!!!!!!! yur gone shes disabling you haha~~~mr.new york
mr new york you still a virgin LOL
YES PROUD OF IT YUR POINT~~~MR.NEW YORK
This is new york's new interview from blender mag.
Blender: What's going on there in your self portrait?
NY: I'm levitating with my eyes closed. I'm in the moment. I'm sexy, blinging and my cleavage is rocking. It captures the essence of New York: I'm too much. I'm too damn much!
Blender: It's a typical Friday night at 11p.m. What is NY doing?
NY: soaking in the tub, having a little bit of champagne--eating some chips or popcorn. I'm just chillin', but not for long, because I'm going clubbing!
Blender: What was your school nickname?
NY: Can I say? oh, God. It was D-breath. D-I-C-K breath. bit it wasn't true!
Blender:What wasn't true? That you had breath that smelled like dick?
NY: Right, not at all! You know what it is? My lips are so huge, so people say I got those DSLs, so they call me D-Breath.
Blender: How many people have you truly loved?
NY: Two people, with all my heart. Before Flav, I;d never been dumped. I'm a take charge kind of person so if a guy's not gonna listen to me, he's gonna get kicked to the curb.
Blender: If you were a man, who would you want to be?
NY: Donald Trump. He is rich, he is powerful, and he has great hair. Impeccable hair. He's probably packin' too.
Blender:If we drug tested you, what would we find?
NY: Lord have mercy! Two hits of naughtiness and a sprinkle of love potion no. 9.
Blender: What do you spend too much money on?
Ny: Clothes. Makeup. My fabulous weaves (HA!!!!) And my bling. I love bling. BLING, BLING, BLING, baby! I'm materialistic. I don't know if it's right or wrong, but it's me.
Blender:What is God wearing right now?
Ny: A long chiffon white robe of love and forgiveness. And he's just being godly, because he's so big, and so gorgeous, and so magnificent.
Blender: Sounds like he's headlining in Vegas.
Ny: He is! He's everywhere!
Blender:What's you favorite swear word, and can you use it in a sentence?
NY: Fuck. Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck you too!
Blender:How would you characterize your taste in sex?
Ny: I like it very passionate, very deep. I like it rough. When I'm having sex, I don't want to mistake it for anything other than sex, so you can slap me around, baby.
Blender: When was your last booty call?
NY: The night before last. I got pleasured. I got served. That's the only way I do it. I am always in control of the intimacy. so I made the call. And he got his ass over there quick.
Blender: Who was the last person you punched?
NY: My ex-boyfriend, a few days ago. It got a little physical, and I capped his ass. He wanted to know why i didn't ask him to be on the show.
Blender: What do you think people who don't like you say about you?
NY: They say " Bitch. I didn't like you at first, but you're cool." Now I say, "Yeah, bitch, I know, that's why I've got the No. 1 show on VH1.
Blender: Are you a genius?
NY: Yes, because, I have a third eye and I can see the future.
Blender: What's in your future, NY?
NY:My third eye says I am going to meet my soulmate in four years. He's coming from a warm climate. He is taller than me, nice build. He has large feet. and he's going to make me very happy.
LMAO @ mr new york i lost my virginity at 13 LOL that my point
WHT SITE
ASK ME DO I CARE~~~MR.NEW YORK
mr new york new york is a sex freak
Well, I think the final two are gonna be Whiteboy and Tango. Just my lucky guess.
The question: Yes, I think New York's golf outfit is Hoochie, but she still looks good as a Hoochie!
THANK U STEPHIEANNE~~~MR.NEW YORK
about that interview
I thought new york could not have contact with the winner, so who is she fucking?
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~MR.NEW YORK
Child please
LMAO LOL@ JANE~~~MR.NEW YORK
jane i told you that new york is a whore
That was good of you to post the entire interview...I'll put it up in a post for others to read
SHES NOT A WHORE SHES JUST CANDID ABOUT HER SEXUAL LIFE I DON'T BLAME HER~~~MR.NEW YORK
AND SHE COULD BE LYING~~~MR.NEW YORK
I'm still wondering who she fucking while she is suposse to be "in love" with the winner.
MAYBE SHE SAID TO MUCH AND TOLD THE GUY IT WAS HER EX-BOYFRIEND TO COVER HERSELF FROM BREAKIN HER COONTRACT WITH VH1 NOT THAT I HEARD THAT ANYWHERE~~~MR.NEW YORK
jane i think mr new york is right she could be lying just to throw people off
that could be it anon
She also could just be perpetrating like Flavor Flav. Bottom line we watch her show. I could truly care less about the real Tiffany ...that's her business ultimately.
jane because if she in love with the winner she would not sleep with no other person
I FEEL U QUANDA ON THATS HER BUSINESS~~~MR.NEW YORK
anon
I disagree
I think you can be in love with someone and have sex with someone else
sex is not love
anon
I disagree
I think you can be in love with someone and have sex with someone else
sex is not love
TO BE HONEST WE DON'T KNOW WHT TIFFANY WILL DO WE HAVE NOT REALLY SAT DOWN ONE ON ONE WITH HER WIITHOUT CAMERAS BUT I STILL LOVE HER SHES JUS HAVING FUN UNTIL I COME TO CLAIM MY PRIZE~~~MR.NEW YORK
jane do you think new york is a whore
SHES NOT A WHORE!!!!~~~MR.NEW YORK
I don't like the word "whore"
I don't beilieve in that word
She can do waht she wants to do, as long as she's being safe about it.
its whatever
jane she got to be a whore to have sex with flav and not get pick come on
I don't believe New York is a whore.
Has anyone found that interview online because I doubt Anon typed all of that. If he/she did, god bless his/her soul
ANONYMOUS WE DON'T KNOW WHAT NEW YORKS MOTIVES MAYBE FLAV MADE HER FEEL LIKE IF SHE DID HAVE SEX WITH HIM SHE'D HAVE TO LEAVE SHE DID WHT SHE HAD TO DO TO MAKE THE SHOW GREAT AND TO MAKE A LIVIN FOR HERSELF~~~MR.NEW YORK
Anon
that does not mean anything like I wrote before sex is not love its a physical need.
I FEEL U STEUPS I CAN'T FIND IT EITHER AND THE INTERVIEW HAD NO CLOSING LINE~~~MR.NEW YORK
quanda dee got pick and she didn't have sex with flav so what does that tell you
Is the anon who gave us the interview, around?
SHE DID HAVE SEX WITH HIM IN THE SHOWER DID YOU NOT WATCH THE EXTRAS AND THE PRODUCERS PROBABLY TOOK FAVOR TO DEELISHES AND DID NOT ADD THERE SEX ACTS TO THE SHOW~~~MR.NEW YORK
I want to put it up but without any sort of confirming link or otherwise it'll just be what it is, you know?
Look, you know what, fuck this, fuck that and fuck standards too, lmao
The shit is going up
jane and mr new york like i said before new york could be just throwing people off i know she is not that sluty
Looking for snake holes? What kind of snakes? One eyed trouser snakes? Although I dislike the Whiteboy character, he is one of the least gay guys on the show, so that scenario seems unlikely. If it were Chance and 12Pack, now that'd be different. ooh, let's go look for snakeholes in the back yard after we get all sweaty from lifting!
WAIT STEUPS I'LL ASK HER BROTHA IF HE KNOWS SOMETHING~~~MR.NEW YORK
I'm waiting...
Quanda, why did you date this post for Sunday?
HE'S NOT RESPONDING SO GO AHEAD~~~MR.NEW YORK
What's your gut feeling Mr New York
There is nothing there that's old that i can match with other interviews; o you think it's authentic?
I DON'T KNOW IT SOUNDS A LIL FISHY BUT DO WHT U DO STEUPS~~~MR.NEW YORK
steups i got the blender website but i cannot find the the new york interview
TERRANCE(NEW YORKS BROTHA)SAID HE'LL CHECK FOR ME~~~MR.NEW YORK
Thanks anon....that puts a spoke in the wheel.
When do you think he'll get back to you Mr New York?
HE SAID HE'LL CHECK FOR ME THAT MIGHT BE A MINUTE~~~MR.NEW YORK
Gracias
mr new york you need a life bro
WHY ARE U EVEN ON HERE ANONYMOUS @ 9:11~~~MR.NEW YORK
mr new york i bet you five years from now everybody will forget about new york she be wash up like hoopz her 15 minutes of fame will be over
SOOOOOOOOO I'LL STILL LOVE HER WHO CARES SHES ON TOP OF THE WORLD SO WHT ARE YOU SAYING~~~MR.NEW YORK
mr new york if you love new york so much wont you get a picture of her and start jacking off LMFAO
ANONYMOUS YUR NOT EVEN WORTHY OF MY CONVERSATION GOODBYE~~~MR.NEW YORK
if her 15 mins lasts 5 years then she would have done well, mate.
that was funny as hell anonymous @ 9:40pm LMFAO
IT WAS NOT FUNNY~~~MR.NEW YORK
if her 15 mins lasts 5 years then she would have done well, mate.
anonymous who is this mr new york anyway
THE HEAD MUTHA FUCKA IN CHARGE~~~MR.NEW YORK
blacknuts mr new york is this kid who is infatuated and horny for new york
ANONYMOUS I THINK YUR THE FUCKIN KID LMAO YUR A JOKE A MIER LOONY TOON~~~MR.NEW YORK
if her 15 mins lasts 5 years then she would have done well, mate.