While GabriELLE is slaving away trying give you the reader a recap. I decided to share Buddhaha's recap of Episode 10. I don't care what any of you or he (Buddha) has to say ...BUT WITH THIS BLOG THE MAN HAS TOLD US WHO HAS WON. One has to love all of that Buddha Pride & Buddha L<3ve cause now we ain't got to watch the finale. Speaking of the finale, some of the men of 'I Love New York 2' swore I was sitting next to Mr. New York @ the taping of the 'I Love New York 2' reunion show. It wasn't me folks, I promise. Later on today you may see New York in all her reunion sparkle. *sighs She looked good in a very tight, tight dress. If she is pregnant (as in currently)/was (as in reunion show taping) on Thursday, December 6th; the father is a hummingbird. I see no signs of Buddha Jr. or Princess T.M. growing within her womb.

NOTE: This was taken from Buddha's myspace page in the wee hours of the morning. If you go to his page and see an edited versiion. Great! But this is what he posted when we retrieved it.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

EPISODE 10 - THE BUDDHA CONSPIRACY

note: Please excuse any typo's. I did what I could but the kid ain't perfect ;-)

Ok....

What you didn't see is...

1. ALL of us were speaking with the Vietnamese woman and the conversation was explaining to her what "I Love New York" is ... you'll notice the conversation was muted out to make it appear as though I could be saying anything PLUS the conversation lasted about 20 secs, while awaiting the elevator, but of course production made it seem like not only was I all of the sudden miraculously STUPID enough to be flirting with some random unattractive chick but I was also dumb enough to do that for an exaggerated amount of time... Just ask yourself "how long could it possibly take for a called elevator to come down 4 floors?" LOL!

2. The Punk IMMEDIATELY got piss drunk and tried to throw The Maid over the balcony. The Punk cradled The Maid hanging over the 4th story balcony. The Maid CRIED & YELLED for me to help him and "get this motherf!%ker (Punk) off me!" I reluctantly helped The Maid by pulling him back from over the edge to safety and pushing them both inside. Several Minutes later Punk fell asleep into a drunken stupper.

3. The Punk & The Maid "boy wrestled" with each other in the limo THE ENTIRE WAY OVER to the first date with New York. You'll notice the two of them continued to "boy fight" each other with ass grabbing and "couple tussling" in the seat pretending to REEEEEALLY want to sit next to New York while just so happening to be rubbing asses in each others laps. You'll notice I was FAAAR back trailing the two "lover boys" and then just simply sat on the other side of New York (if they REALLY wanted to sit next to New York why didn't they each just take one side of her??? Unless they just REEEEEALLY wanted an excuse to continue "playing"with each other). I've NOproblems with gays but I ain't that and I damn sure don't play that way and neither do ANY grown heterosexual men that I know of.(PERIOD!!)... you call it.

4. At the club Priestess Patterson hired two blonde chicks to come flirt with me in hopes that I'd entertain their non-sense. Unfortunately for her, her plan backfired when I told both of the drunk hoes (yes! "Hoes!") off in front of everyone. New York got turned on while the "three stooges" stared at each other dumb founded at how bad Patterson's plan worked out. LMAO!! I'm not convinced New York didn't know about that however The Maid did mention to me later how suspecious he found it that the two blondes came directly to me and no one else... he thought production (NOT Patterson) put the girls up to it... he was probably right.

5. The night I walked out of "the club" I went into the limo to leave, 10 mins later The Maid was sent away by New York so that her and The Punk could be together alone. That night, prior to elimination, The Punk spent the night with New York.

6. When Punk was told to go he stood there whining and complaining for 10 mins about how "ill-logical & contradictory" she was being based off of what was said and done between them the night before when he'd slept over her place... the sh*t was almost as pathetic as Yours' plea.

-------EPISODE 10 - THE BUDDHA CONSPIRACY-----------------

Well... I now have summarized conclusively that New York "get's off" on drama and I am wholly a pleaser by nature, so drama is what I give her. The Punk is a COMPLETE back-stabber and uses New York's trust in him to manipulate her with his lies. What you also didn't see is while he was conspiring and plotting against me behind my back he was pretending everything was all good to my face... you call it. He got played and pimped by New York but from my understanding he found plenty of other boys to wrestle in South Beach before leaving.

The Maid and Chump were using New York's weakness (her personal insecurities) against her so I decided to do the same thing to them. I never told them her and I had sex (because we didn't) I only spoke VERY general and let their imaginations play on their insecurities & seeing as how these two "boy friends" are always lying on me anyhow I might as well give them something to talk about ;-) It was not disrespectful by any means and I'm slightly insulted that production chose not to display the prank in its full HILARIOUSNESS!! The camera men could hardly hold the camera's straight from laughing so hard later... it was not by any means disrespectful but it was STATEGY. The following morning New York DID find the prank funny however production left out her laughing for dramatic purposes. I didn't care to justify my actions because they were self-evident to anyone paying attention and New York is hardly as dumb as The Chump thinks she is.

At the "Club" couch I walked away after calling out the obvious conspiracy between The Three Stooges (The Maid, The Chump, & The Priestess) and that's when I told New York, "if you can't see what's going on here you're blind" and I left. Truthfully I could always give a sh*t about her following me. Only a true LOSER would sit there while being so utterly disrespected and insulted. In the real world I would of left her ass sitting there and drove home to bed.

As far as The Maid and Patterson go... well ... they don't surprise me at all so there's nothing really to talk about with them. The Maid is the same ole spineless amoeba who has nothing to offer but worship and you'd have to be a COMPLETE IDIOT to believe that she'd be interested in him had he not been lavishing her with gifts (she'd already stated how unattractive she found him in Episode 1. He only became interesting in Episode 2 after the $700 shoes were given to her).

Oh! and New York and I DID have a conversation about me being an actor THE FIRST NIGHT I was in the mansion. I asked her did it bother her that one of my professions is Acting and her response was "Not at all!! I can't be upset at you for being successful at what you do.

p.s. It will be obvious to the more intelligent viewers (and those familiar with script writing) that production is purposely trying to create a juxtiposition with what is currently seen as my character (The Hero) into that of the exact opposite (The Villian) by leaving out key events that happened here that are COMPLETELY consistent to who I really am (ALL that you have seen in previous episodes).

Obviously they would know at this point MANY people would think highly of me and (for anyone who knows a thing or two about script writing) at this point production would need to relay a counter posistion to my previously portrayed charater in order to "keep audiences guessing" and humanize the winner. Unfortunately, some simple minds will fall for this elementary story board tactic. They now give you mixed feelings about me so that you are torn about who is the "good guy and bad guy." They make it seem like The Maid's previous actions were "not really so bad" and I'm really the "evil man." LOL... WOW!! After reading some of my "loyal fans" comments and how they've now flipped on me I am only now realizing how easily manipulated and simple the public really is. WOW!!! There's an old chinese proverb some might do well to learn, "a person is not who you see today but who he has always been all the days prior."

See you next week.

-With Love,Ezra Masters aka Buddha




I wish all of you a great and positive day. If you have your Boise headphones handy at work listen to The ELLE Word's interviews with Buddha a.k.a. Ezra or Tailor Made a.k.a. Mr. Babykins (just click the 'I Love New York 2' contestant's name of your choice). Don't miss Elle's first written recap below. *smiling like a proud Mama blogger


Credit: Ezra


A delusional Qmoment!

Buddha a.k.a. Ezra has an important message for the women. In support of all the 'I Love New York 2' we at The Blogspot want to help in spreading their bulletins, rants, beefs & meltdowns.

Date: Nov 28, 2007 10:41 AM

Subject: ***** WOMEN PLEASE READ ******

Body: Females, DO NOT EVERY SEND ME ANY NUDE PICTURES!! I will delete you hoe-ish ass and block you from contacting me FOREVER!!My mom didn't raise a no dog! I don't even know WHAT about my character that you've seen thus far would make a female even THINK that I'm that type of guy. DISGUSTINGLY OFFENSIVE!! and my patience for it is up. p.s. All of my LADIES please don't take offense as I'm only talking to the HOES out there, REAL TALK!.

Well I hope you vagina having munchkins change the errors of your ways. Buddha does not want you sending him photos of your naked behinds. Just say, "NO" to greasing yourself up with baby oil and displaying your body parts. Buddha a.k.a. Ezra's mom raise him better than to ogle your unclothed bodies.

Your welcome Buddha. The Q. will do whatever she can to spread the word. "DO NOT SEND BUDDHA NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELVES!" I think they got it now.

A butt naked Qmoment!

The Q. make no apologies or excuses for my size. I stand 5'8" and weigh 170lbs. If one thinks that I should lose weight; f*ckem. Bottom line I am happy with my size. If I lost 10lbs or 15lbs it would be nice. Simply some outfits would look better on me. However, if I don't lose another ounce I'll be alright. And yes The Q. loves the taste of food. I will eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey without feeling guilty.

Ezra Masters a.k.a. Buddha of 'I Love New York 2' wrote this reply to a comment on his blog regarding Monique of 'Charm School' loving being a curvy girl.

WITH LOVE -BUDDHA said...

Good Question but my opinion of obesity doesn't change simply because the reference is a fellow celebrity.

Monique's approach toward the obese women is enjoy yourself and love yourself. I'm NOT saying don't "love yourself", what I am saying is "love & cherish yourself" and those that love you.

If you TRULY cherished yourself you wouldn't create excuses for your lack of health and personal inadequacies you would create solutions. If you TRULY cherished yourself you wouldn't let ANY VICE control you. If you TRULY loved yourself you wouldn't over indulge in anything simply because you like the flavor!

I personally do not agree with Monique making light of the obesity epidemic in this county through jester. The obese women in this country find enough excuses and reason to maintain an unhealthy lifestyle without having a comedian encourage their vices.

I don't find obesity to be a laughing matter when nearly 70% of African American women over the age of 25 are over-weight, 40% of which are suffering from some form of obesity related illness and 90% of which are EXPECTED to suffer from some form of obesity related illness within the next 10 years.

Be clear that I AM NOT condoning super-skinny bean pole models and whatever. I am condoning and applauding my Healthy, Fit, Curvaceous, Women of Color!! Too Often I see and hear plus Plus sized women hate on healthy curvaceous woman to make up for their own inadequacies. I find that disdain to be wholly irresponsible, childish, non-productive and lazy.
In short Monique's approach can be summed up as, "love the woman you are."

Whereas my approach can be summed up as, "CHERISH the queen you are." EVERY WOMAN wants the title of a queen but hardly any woman wants the burdens. A queen now and always holds herself to a FAAAR highest of standards.

November 15, 2007 8:11 AM

Are you going to eat that macaroni?

"Hell muthaf*ckin yes, I baked it. And I am going to have seconds. Thanks."

Credit: Ezra

An overweight Qmoment!

On Monday, October 22th the car of Ezra a.k.a. Buddha's car was vandalized. My source(s) confirmed that approximately around 3pm Pacific Time several men drove up the street of Buddha's residence. They proceeded to damage his vehicle. In addition, allegedly several items were stolen from Buddha's car. Among the items taken was an iPod and a Giantto watch. Who would give Buddha a Giantto watch? *coughs I have no idea!

Part of his normal workout routine is to jog to his gym around 2:30pm. Yesterday when he returned from his workout @ 4:30pm; source(s) state he discovered his severely damaged car & items missing. The rumor mill is a buzz with speculation that the assailants were 'serious haters' from the 'I Love New York 2' show. It is believed they were familiar with his schedule or saw him jogging and took the opportunity to destroy & steal his property. Buddha doesn't have any beef or serious issues with anyone in his neighborhood.

We are going to have to thank a higher power that Buddha a.k.a. Ezra didn't catch them in the act. If he had I imagine bodies would've been flying or some serious head smooshing. Though The Blogspot is saddened to learn of Buddha's stolen & damaged property; we are truly thankful no confrontation took place. We can't have the gorgeous Buddha locked up for kicking @ss nor in the hospital from being outnumbered. Material possessions can be replaced. There is only one Ezra a.k.a. Buddha of 'I Love New York 2'!

An unfortunate Qmoment!

The Q. isn't going to bullsh!t you. I found this bulletin funny. While I believe Buddha makes some interesting points. I equally thinks he misses the mark. *sighs I'll digress and allow The Blogspot reader to chime in with their opinions of this Buddha a.k.a. Ezra post. *wonders what Revenge, Gigi, TxShawty, Electra, Dana, Baby kin, Jane, Dominican Princess, Beebs, Here4Beer, MaiTye, Groovy, Dorfam, Holly, Sawyer, SexiRican, Ava, Kelly Ann and a plethora of Anons will have to type about this. I decided to refrain from using the pink except for once. I had to at least once to keep Buddha's post as original as possible.

For those that don't know this is my 3rd and final reality television show. I was on Lifetime TV's "Gay, Straight or Taken" and B.E.T.'s "Hell Date." Coincidentally all of these shows were casted and filmed about 3 months apart from one another.

Some ask, "why reality tv?" This is an EAAAAASY answer...

"Because I apparently can't find a good women by myself!!"

The truth is I've wanted a good woman and a great family of my own ALL of my life ("YES!", there are some men that still value that). Of course now that you see me on your electric fun box you think, "he's doing this for acting, fame, showtime, yada, yada, yada" or maybe "I'd hollar at him if I'd saw him out even if he WASN'T on the show" but for MOST of you that's pure non-sense (<--- I'd like to use a different word but some kids might be reading this)!!

YOU DO SEE ME EVERYDAY!!! Perhaps its not Ezra Masters but its a guy JUST LIKE ME (at some stage or another in my life) who's trying HARD to do something with his life AND win your attention in the club, at the church, in the mall, or even at a freakin' gas station for God sake!! YOU SEE ME EVERYDAY.

The problem is too many women want a brother that's noble, gentle, honest, sexy, hard working man WITH a fat check book! Again, that's some NON-SENSE!!

Too many women now-a-days would take "a good check book" attached to a a mediocre male that take a "good man" attached to a mediocre checkbook. And the WORST part is these same women bring NOTHING to the table except loose ass and a cute face (as if there aren't a hundreds of millions of other women in this world with the same thing in a different wrapping!). These women figure "I've got time" or something along those lines. Only it doesn't dawn on them until their mid-to-late 30's that while they were wasting time with meaningless fun-filled relationships they were getting older and the competition was being born every second. Now sitll alone and at 40 (or miseralby coupled at 35) they've realized they're competition is not JUST their peers but those kids HALF their age and TWICE as vibrant!

Although I have been well-off for some time now I'll NEVER FORGET living out of my car putting MY DAAAAMN SELF through college. I'll never forget the women that passed me by then LOOKING THE SAME WAY I LOOK NOW simply because I didn't have the cars, homes, and money I do now... and I'll never forget the ones who didn't pass me by either. So.... "why New York" you ask... my answer is simple, "for all her faults and lackings she's focused on what's important... LIFE. She knows what attracts a man, what stimulates a man, and what keeps a man. She cooks (VERY WELL), cleans, laughs, smiles, thinks, feels, caters, plays and loves honestly and completely and NO MAN want's more from a woman."

For the mis-guided, MTV hypnotized, BET gazing, video-hoe wanna be's out there (<--and if that's not you then I'm not referring to you so no need to be offended)... the world is filled with BUDDHA's fighting hard for your attention while trying to be somebody in a world where he ain't nobody and the odds are he'll never be anybody.

YOU can't see the good men because this screwed-up society has convinced YOU grandma's method of "how to love a man" is wrong. (Ummmm Ezra my grandmother poisoned my grandpapa you may want to rethink that one!.) That same society has similtaneously set your tunnel vision to focus on professional athletes, drug dealers, and over paid entertainers that will NEVER give two dogs turds about you or what you think.

Here's a piece of advice, if you want a "Perfect Man" get off you lazy ass and stop hoping God grants you one that happens to be a millionaire. Find a good man and support him!! Because if he does make something BIG of himself not even GOD HIMSELF can seperate that man's love for you. And stop hateing the next woman that's doing what YOU THINK you're too good to do. AND THAT'S REAL!!

-With Love, Buddha

p.s. IF YOU GET WITH A MAN WHO BUYS YOUR AFFECTION YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A LEASED PRODUCT TO HIM. In time when his product becomes old or a newer model catches his attention... YOUR LEASE WILL BE UP!

Credit: Ezra a.k.a. Buddha


A soap box Qmoment!

Lifetime has a show Gay, Straight or Taken?. Believe it or not, I don't normally watch Lifetime. It tends to be too mushy, 'Woeth me'... women are used, for my taste. However, by the end it's 'I am woman here me roar'. I may very well be a man trapped in a woman's body.

So, Shawn dropped the link in the comment box of photos of Ezra a.k.a. Buddha. (How many times do we ask individuals to e-mail us links instead of dropping them in the comment box?) *shakes a disapproving finger

Apparently Buddha of 'I Love New York 2' enjoys being part of reality television. We aren't mad at him. However, I am still bitter that Wood of 'I Love New York' was sent home because he openly admitted to being on other reality television shows. Anyhow, Ezra of 'Straight, Gay or Taken?' appeared on episode 4 with a lovely woman named Marisa. Click here if you all doubt our trusted sources.

Credit: Irresistible Deliscious (who mentioned this previously) Shawn & LifetimeTV.com

A reality tv whorish Qmoment!

Buddha a.k.a. Ezra is a very attractive African-American stud muffin on 'I Love New York 2'. The Q. is not going to lie to you. Buddha would get a second glance from me if I saw him on the skreetz. (I know it's suppose to be streets. Sue me.) I also realize he's much more than a handsome package. The brother has it going on in more ways than one. He just doesn't light my fire like Punk, Midget Mac, Tailor Made, Yours & The Entertainer. Just because I'm not lusting after Buddha doesn't mean a million other women aren't. *laughs

Buddha has a fan page that all of you should visit. He gives his fans, stalkers or just bored at work folks his take on each episode. Here's a little taste of Buddha's dish on epidode 1 of 'I Love New York 2':

So... now you've seen who I am in living color ;-) I'm really sorry production choose to make my appearance so ... well ... arrogant-like... lol. When I saw my, "of course she was going to pick me" comment I just laughed. What you didn't see is the 10 mins New York and I spent conversing, laughing and joking about the fools that were out there. We had a VERY genuine connection and we both admittedly looked VERY forward to getting to know each other better.... read more

Credit: Ezra & VH1.com

A Buddha Qmoment!