BuddhaThe Q. make no apologies or excuses for my size. I stand 5'8" and weigh 170lbs. If one thinks that I should lose weight; f*ckem. Bottom line I am happy with my size. If I lost 10lbs or 15lbs it would be nice. Simply some outfits would look better on me. However, if I don't lose another ounce I'll be alright. And yes The Q. loves the taste of food. I will eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey without feeling guilty.

Ezra Masters a.k.a. Buddha of 'I Love New York 2' wrote this reply to a comment on his blog regarding Monique of 'Charm School' loving being a curvy girl.


Good Question but my opinion of obesity doesn't change simply because the reference is a fellow celebrity.

Monique's approach toward the obese women is enjoy yourself and love yourself. I'm NOT saying don't "love yourself", what I am saying is "love & cherish yourself" and those that love you.

If you TRULY cherished yourself you wouldn't create excuses for your lack of health and personal inadequacies you would create solutions. If you TRULY cherished yourself you wouldn't let ANY VICE control you. If you TRULY loved yourself you wouldn't over indulge in anything simply because you like the flavor! Mo'Nique

I personally do not agree with Monique making light of the obesity epidemic in this county through jester. The obese women in this country find enough excuses and reason to maintain an unhealthy lifestyle without having a comedian encourage their vices.

I don't find obesity to be a laughing matter when nearly 70% of African American women over the age of 25 are over-weight, 40% of which are suffering from some form of obesity related illness and 90% of which are EXPECTED to suffer from some form of obesity related illness within the next 10 years.

Be clear that I AM NOT condoning super-skinny bean pole models and whatever. I am condoning and applauding my Healthy, Fit, Curvaceous, Women of Color!! Too Often I see and hear plus Plus sized women hate on healthy curvaceous woman to make up for their own inadequacies. I find that disdain to be wholly irresponsible, childish, non-productive and lazy.
In short Monique's approach can be summed up as, "love the woman you are."

Whereas my approach can be summed up as, "CHERISH the queen you are." EVERY WOMAN wants the title of a queen but hardly any woman wants the burdens. A queen now and always holds herself to a FAAAR highest of standards.

November 15, 2007 8:11 AM

Are you going to eat that macaroni?
"Hell muthaf*ckin yes, I baked it. And I am going to have seconds. Thanks."

Credit: Ezra

An overweight Qmoment!


  1. Groovy Noodles // 16/11/07 7:26 PM  

    "If you TRULY cherished yourself you wouldn't create excuses for your lack of health and personal inadequacies you would create solutions. If you TRULY cherished yourself you wouldn't let ANY VICE control you. If you TRULY loved yourself you wouldn't over indulge in anything simply because you like the flavor!"

    Buddha just lost me.

    Too bad. I was trying really hard to stay in his corner.

    Stupid mofo.

  2. Gabrielle // 16/11/07 7:27 PM  

    Welllll, I'll have to say that I don't like the fact that MOnique has to put down lil women to make big women feel good about themselves. I try to gain weight and it just imply doesn't happen, I now I have a fast metabolism. My sister has a thyroid gland and she blew up 2 years ago, she's skinny again but some women can't do that. Alot of big AND little women have issues that cause them not to be able to either gain or loose enough weight to make them curvacious like Buddha likes it. But just know that as long as we are alive, God has us here for a reason and obese/balimic or not, we'll be gone when God wants us to go. period *just my opinion*

  3. Groovy Noodles // 16/11/07 7:33 PM  

    *applauds Elle*

    I should've also mentioned in my comment that I, too, can't stand Mo'Nique slamming on us smaller women. Like you, I have a metabolism that never sleeps too. I know that a lot of women say that they wish they had my problem but it'd be nice to have a few curves. (A few less C-section scars would be nice too.)

    So all we can do is accept the bodies that God gave us, and stop judging others, even if we are a Mo'Nique or a Buddha.

    That is all.

  4. Thats Hot // 16/11/07 7:33 PM  

    I don't like Mo'Nique dissing skinny women, but I also don't like Buddha's dictatorial approach. Buddha doesn't need to tell me or any other person what it takes to love themselves. Buddha may feel that a healthier lifestyle equates to loving one's self, but for him to speak for everyone is outrageous because everybody has different priorities.

  5. Mysty // 16/11/07 7:38 PM  

    Good evening everyone!
    Just when I thought he couldn't be anymore pompous, ignorant, and self righteous... he makes me eat my words. (By the way, they taste good, so as an obese woman I must overindulge! LMAO)

  6. Gabrielle // 16/11/07 7:38 PM  

    OH YEA!!! I GOT AN APPLAUSE!!!! heck yeah

  7. Groovy Noodles // 16/11/07 7:39 PM  

    Wait, I'm not done yet. LOL

    "I am condoning and applauding my Healthy, Fit, Curvaceous, Women of Color!!"

    So. Why, exactly, is Buddha on national television, trying to win the heart of a woman who smokes, drinks, doesn't work out (to my knowledge) and admittedly overeats??

    OK, now I'm done. I think. ;)

  8. Thats Hot // 16/11/07 7:40 PM  

    I believe NY claims to do tae bo. But I don't like Buddah shoving his priorities down our throats.

  9. Groovy Noodles // 16/11/07 7:43 PM  

    I'm just saying he's kinda hypocritical for trying to win NY's show when she's pretty much the exact opposite of what he's preaching should be priorities in every woman's lives.

    Now if y'all will excuse me, it's time for me to over-feed my priorities. :)

  10. Mysty // 16/11/07 7:45 PM  

    Sorry.. I was so quick to respond to Buddha and his idiotic rant that I forgot to address Mo...
    I also disagree with Mo'Nique's approach, but I think that's partially her brand of comedy and also a response to the disrespect and disregard that big women get on a regular basis. What she says about big women is true, you have to love yourself regardless of your waistline...otherwise you will never be healthy mentally or physically. She misses the boat however by insulting skinny women, but that is part of her comedy...she regularly talks about her skinny friends, is she really hated them she would have none. lol
    More applause for Gabby!

  11. Anonymous // 16/11/07 7:59 PM  

    Gabby! who

  12. Gabrielle // 16/11/07 8:10 PM  

    what u talkin about anon?

    Why didn't buddha talk aobut the women who BUY their curves *hint hint*

    and NY ain't got the bottom curve, so I don't know about that

  13. Anonymous // 16/11/07 8:17 PM  

    oh your Gabby! why do mysty call you Gabby

  14. ShakazP // 16/11/07 8:19 PM  

    Buddha is a Man's Man. I like how he whooped Tailor-made's ass (Speak B*tch!!) lol! that part just kills me.

  15. Thats Hot // 16/11/07 8:51 PM  

    If Buddha respected his body he wouldn't have bashed his head against another person's head.lol

  16. amanda // 16/11/07 9:20 PM  

    I seriously don't know who Buddha thinks he is. I seriously done like him. His whole statement was contradicting himself through the entire thing. Others peoples weight of lifestyle, is truly none of his business he is taking this "buddha" name to far. He has no right to jugde anybody im getting sick and tried of his long speeches. Half of what he says is juat plain ignorant. Ugghh... Everyday i truly dislike him even more

  17. Anonymous // 16/11/07 9:31 PM  

    This dude makes Tango look humble

    He is so self rightous

    He really seems like the type of man who loves to hear his own voice.


  18. Baby // 16/11/07 9:36 PM  

    OMG. Not again...
    Just because Buddha rocks t-shirts with bra straps doesn't give him the right to preach to women about anything. This type of ish usually comes out of the mouths of folks unhappy with THEMSELVES. If he doesn't like it...keep it moving. Not every woman has to conform to your ideal. Just be healthy. Throughout the course of ILNY2, it's become clear that this pompous azz sees the world one way--his way and whoever doesn't agree gets beaten and/or preached to. This idiot was so much a man that he lied to NY about assaulting Tailor Made (talking about he only "grabbed him) until she told him about the bruise. This dude is a trick with a chip on his shoulder and Nutcracker-esque underbite.

    Now, Monique, who is a very attractive woman is also a hater. Her "comedy" routine about "hating light-skinned skinny bitches" is ignorant and more about her own issues than anything else. This is a woman in an open marriage and she's gonna preach about self-love?
    I still maintain that her hate of herself (transferred to light-skinned skinny bitches) was the reason she was picked on Cristal during Charm School.
    However, I'm a light-skinned, skinny bitch (by her standards anyway) so perhaps I am in/sensitive to her brand of "comedy" ...or maybe it just sucks?

    Buddha and Monique both need to take an honest inventory of themselves, for real...

  19. The Q // 16/11/07 9:38 PM  

    ROFLMAO @ Jane.

    Hello to ALL!

    I am going to do me.

    **thinks oh please Whiteboy oh please make an appearance in an upcoming episode**

  20. Baby // 16/11/07 9:45 PM  

    Is that a random wish or is there a rumor that WB's foine azz will make an appearance on ILNY2?

    (please Lord, let it be the latter...)

  21. Anonymous // 16/11/07 9:46 PM  


    This dude is beyond annoying and Ny IS SO DUMB.

    the dude was damm near ignoring her at their dinner and she just kept giving him compliment after compliment.

    Did anyone else see that?

  22. Anonymous // 16/11/07 9:46 PM  

    I hope its true too baby

  23. Anonymous // 16/11/07 9:49 PM  


  24. Baby // 16/11/07 9:49 PM  

    I did see that. And wondered why in the hayull the HBIC went out like that. And then I noticed that pompous azz sitting there like "of course she's complimenting me, I am Buddha"
    And then I threw up a little in my mouth.
    I can't stand this dude.

  25. Anonymous // 16/11/07 9:52 PM  

    That's waht I'm saying baby

    He just sat there and I'm like damm NY playing herself right now.

  26. Baby // 16/11/07 9:55 PM  

    Yeah, especially when she took him to the mirror to sell him on the idea of the two of them as a couple.
    Then I threw up on the floor.

  27. Anonymous // 16/11/07 9:56 PM  

    LMAO at you woman's you Never Satisfied

  28. The Q // 16/11/07 10:00 PM  

    SHOWTIME on The ELLE Word


    Does Reality Television promote stereotypes?

    7PM Pacific/10PM Eastern

  29. Anonymous // 16/11/07 10:02 PM  

    who on the show q

  30. Anonymous // 16/11/07 10:11 PM  

    In short Monique's approach can be summed up as, "love the woman you are."

    What is wrong with loving the woman you are. Just because you may not love me, doesn't mean that I should stop loving myself.

    There are many reasons for obesity, not necessarily because someone can't put down the fork.

    Statements such as these are ignorant and are just his personal opinion

    Also remember that if he truly wanted to change things, he'd be good to remember that for some odd reason, healthy food costs more than junk food.

  31. Anonymous // 16/11/07 10:12 PM  

    MY POEM FOR NEW YORK... Love is honesty, trust, and loyalty. Love is when ones soul is connected to the one person you love. Love is a feeling in your body that you just can`t get enough of. Love is like the first time you made love to the special one you`re with. Love is like the passion that you feel inside the first time when you kissed. Love is the good times, and the bad times. Love is when you struggle together and grow together. Love is when fail and succeed together. Now I must end the ending from where I started at the beginning with my confession of love. Love is honesty, trust, and loyalty..

  32. Jada eats platanos y juevos diario // 17/11/07 9:56 AM  

    So it has opened its mouth and can't close it. Buddha with his cross-eyed ass needs to shut it up. The fact that he has an opinion on EVERYTHING annoys me more than the fear of his underbite (my annoyance of him surpasses my fear of the underbite).

    People who equate slim with healthy are wrong. I love my body but it's only through the intervention of my doctor that I became more health conscious. High blood pressure and high cholesterol run in my family, but we are all, by today's standards, small people. I am 5' and a fit 135. I have a friend who is 5'10" and about 175, and I WISH I was in shape like her. If Buddha the Underbite thinks that's too big, I'm happy, that means I'll never have to turn him down and put out a restraining order.

    Black women love to cook.... and eat. I wake up every morning to platanos, salami, and eggs... I eat every bit, and I enjoy it. I cook every day, and it's classic carribbean food, I clean my plate and enjoy it.

    Who the fuck is he to say what the standard for Black women should be if he is not a woman, and if he is Black, it's only because during the slave trade, they also shipped our African brothers and sisters to Plantet Underbite....

    Fuck you, Buddha.

  33. Anonymous // 17/11/07 10:15 AM  

    Buddha let this show get to his head.

    Check this video of NY out:

  34. Baby // 17/11/07 12:05 PM  


    You make good points.
    However, not all Black women like to cook nor do all of them like to eat. You might,I do, but not "Black women."

    The only thing that ALL Black women have in common is that we are ALL Black. Period.

    PS-Does anyone else get the impression that the reason that Buddha took out the restraining order on that girl had less to do with sex and more to do with her insisting that he fix his nasty azz teeth?

  35. shhh // 17/11/07 12:05 PM  

    since when did Buddah became a "fellow celebrity" to MO' WTF?

  36. Baby // 17/11/07 12:12 PM  

    I suspect he's always been like this. The show just made it worse. He's just damaged and ugly. No amount of time in the gym will change that.

  37. Mysty // 17/11/07 12:20 PM  

    Haha.. Baby you are wrong for that! His teeth really creep me out though..especially in his new default pic...shut your mouth puleeease!
    Anyway, I get what you are saying about Mo', I don't find her skinny b work funny, but I don't pay that much attention to it. Comedians are funny people (no pun intended), they talk a lot of ish. I went to a comedy club once and was made to be the butt of a joke by this comedian because of my size. I kid you not, I went back to the next show and this same man tried to holler at me while he was on stage saying I was his future wife and trying to get me to come on stage. I'm like "wasn't it just last week that you said I was the "after" of Juanita Jordan following her divorce?" lmao My point is although he obviously thought I was attractive, he thought it was funny the week before to make a fat joke. Whatever!
    Fat jokes are like one of the last politically correct forms of entertainment and people know that. I'm not bitter, I guess Mo' is, hence her turning the table on skinny women. But just like I don't pay attention to the many people who make fat jokes, no one should pay attention to one woman making skinny jokes.
    As for the light skin thing, I never heard her say that, but I guess she hates half of me then, because I just pass the paper bag test. lol

  38. Baby // 17/11/07 12:49 PM  

    Hey Mysty!
    I don't think she hates anybody really, Mo just hates herself.

    Those kind of folk always want to "help" others by engaging in such activities like "life coach" and "Charm School Dean." Anything where they got to preach to people about themselves...

    And now, thanks to cable, these folks have even more of a soapbox (a biodegradable soapbox in Buddha's case).

    Random: When Pretty carries NY up the stairs (barely with his weak azz) and she says "B*tch you are so lucky you put panties on" Is NY referring to herself or Pretty? I just realised it wasn't clear...

  39. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 12:54 PM  

    OMG @ Baby's Pretty-bashing

    She was obviously referring to herself. Pretty isn't g...

    Well, maybe just a little.

    And I can't stand Buddha.

    Happy Saturday!

  40. Mysty // 17/11/07 12:57 PM  

    Baby you are truly a mess! I don't think Pretty wears panties...he strikes me as a thong kinda girl, you know to match his ties! lmao
    I finally read some of Buddha's blog comments...he needs a lobotomy STAT! About 1% of what he says about any given topic makes sense and women are on there drooling over him like he's the second coming of Christ...it's scary. Also he finally posted his letter to your darling (gags a little) Tailor Made on his FREE blog...he needs some lessons in grammar.

  41. Mysty // 17/11/07 12:59 PM  

    Hey Groovy!
    Denial will get you nowhere! lol

  42. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:00 PM  

    Mysty, he doesn't need lessons in grammar. He's perfect. Just ask him.


  43. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:01 PM  

    Mysty, I'm trying like hell to like some of the remaining guys. I really am. That's what's up with the denial.

    Dammit, I just can't do it! I'm not feeling ANY of them. Punk, a little. But just barely.

  44. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:04 PM  

    I mean I could understand him having a speech impediment because who wouldn't with those teeth...but please stop trying to be pseudo intellectual and use the word mist for midst multiple times! That's just the tip of the iceberg...at one point someone mentioned that no woman should try to be with him unless they are his mirror image: beautiful, fit, sexy, and incredibly intelligent. He had the nerve to say that's what he's thought his whole life. To that I say "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!" lmao

  45. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:08 PM  

    Yeah...at this point I don't care who "wins". I can't get with Punk...I always want to look over his shoulder and see the ventriloquist that MUST be supplying that cartoon voice when he speaks...plus he appears to love the camera quite a bit. The previews for the next show he tries to be all macho and live up to the Hulk image, but I'm not convinced.
    Hopefully Chance will stick around for comic relief. I'll watch him "dibble dabble" for a couple of episodes. ; )

  46. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:08 PM  

    And again, I come back to...

    If he's looking for his mirror image: fit, beautiful, sexy, amazingly intelligent, then WTF is he doing on NY's show?

    That is not a bash on NY for a change. I'm just saying, she's not the picture of health.

    He's a f***ing hypocrite.

    And I'm hereby dedicating a song to him: I Love the Cocaine by Buckcherry. I will never be able to listen to that song again without thinking of Buddha. LMAO

  47. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:11 PM  

    Every time I see Punk, I think about that drawing on Season One.

    Y'know. The one that 12-Pack drew of him and NY on the episode with Omarosa? The one where 12-Pack gave himself an insanely huge upper body, but those scrawny little chicken legs, and he was all yellow?

    Yeah, I think that was foreshadowing of Punk and NY.

  48. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:14 PM  

    Someone asked about NY's smoking and he started talking like he won the show saying she wants to stop for me and is willing to change with his help...blah blah blah...I'm King of the World...blah blah blah...I'll be Captain Save a Ho...In other words, he made the question, like everything else about him. Did you read that TM letter in its entirety? OMG I smell the crap through my laptop screen!

  49. steups // 17/11/07 1:15 PM  

    People are here?

  50. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:16 PM  

    OMG Groovy, I forgot ALL about that picture! I thought he was drawing Fred from Scooby Doo, but that DEFINITELY could be Punk.

    Wassup Steups?

  51. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:22 PM  

    No, Mysty, I haven't read the letter. I have this horrendous head cold and I really don't want to vomit on top of it. I might have to risk it though.

    Yeah, thinking back on that drawing, maybe Punk wins this thing and 12-Pack knew it all along. I'd love to find that somewhere (like, on my hard-drive since I have the entire season on here, LMAO) and do a side-by-side.

    Hey Steups.

  52. steups // 17/11/07 1:23 PM  

    Hi and Hi.

  53. Baby // 17/11/07 1:25 PM  

    Buddha's writing letters to my man Tailor Made.
    And Tailor Made is writing checks to La Perla.
    That says it all.

  54. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:27 PM  

    Groovy, you MUST read that letter...it's the top post in his blog and it is pure comedy. The way he speaks, he just might win, but I didn't think even NY deserves him. He obviously cares more about being on TV than he does about her. The sad part is it looks like she's buying his "magic beans".

  55. Baby // 17/11/07 1:28 PM  

    OK, where can I read this letter? I need a laugh...

  56. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:29 PM  

    I think Pretty's writing checks to La Perla too...I wonder if he stole her nighty and THAT'S what started their fight? Hmmm

  57. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:30 PM  

    Enjoy Baby!


  58. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:30 PM  

    OMG Mysty. ROFLMAO

    Baby, TM is lucky he has you on his side. That was a touche' moment if I've ever seen one. ;)

  59. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:32 PM  

    All right, I'm going to read this letter. Wish me luck. And health. LOL

  60. steups // 17/11/07 1:32 PM  

    I hate deleted comments

  61. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:34 PM  

    Good Luck Groovy! You must admit it's highly probable that when Pretty say NY in the negligee he said "OOOH, she got La Perla y'all!"

  62. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:35 PM  

    * saw

  63. Baby // 17/11/07 1:36 PM  

    I'm eating right now. I think Buddha's website might block access to female users who eat, but we will see...

    (who eats burritos this early?)

  64. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:41 PM  

    CTFU @ Baby...he justs wants women to feed off his line of bs. I would take a burrito I've only had an orange and two junior mints. Maybe I should head to the kitchen...

    BTW.. Steups, you have nothing to say about Mr. Buddha?

  65. Baby // 17/11/07 1:41 PM  

    The typos and grammatical errors.
    The last sentence about "seeing God"
    His idea of a romantic vacation is Disney Land.
    The letter is copyrighted.
    Fix your teeth, your wonky eye and yourself!

    This dude sucks.

  66. steups // 17/11/07 1:42 PM  

    Have y'all read my rap on QGasm?

  67. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:43 PM  

    OMG Mysty, I should be mad at you for making me read that load of f'ing shit. The whole time I was reading it, I was also picking at my nails, going, "Blah blah f'ing blah." I detest this man more and more all the time.


    In the interest of higher education, I believe we should take up a collection to purchase Mr. Walking Perfection an online English course, with special concentration on vocabulary (mist does not equal midst, as you pointed out before) and grammar.

    He can get back to me once he's learned how to write properly.

  68. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:45 PM  

    Baby you know he didn't really pay to have that shit copyrighted. If he did, he got ripped off.

  69. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:45 PM  

    Can someone say Hooked on Phonics? lmao I thought all of the above when I read the letter...so sad.

    Steups, I did, but I can't think of such things at this moment...that must wait until next week. : (
    Well Done!

  70. Baby // 17/11/07 1:47 PM  

    After reading Buddha's letter, I threw up. Again. What a waste of a good burrito.
    (wonders if Monique would think I'm now bulimic?)

  71. steups // 17/11/07 1:48 PM  

    Buddah is not the new Tango; he's the new Whiteboy; guilty of taking his own corny ass, too seriously.

  72. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:49 PM  

    "When I saw Tailor Made spit, I saw America going to war and us not being able to enjoy Disneyland... "

    Bitch PLEASE! You take yourself and this show a little too damn seriously.

    I think my blood pressure is up. That boy can really test my nerves.

  73. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:50 PM  

    No need for a collection Groovy, if you read his braggadocious (I know, who am I to talk of vocabulary) blogs he is independently wealthy. I have my own education to pay for, and I actually get my money's worth. He would try to take the whole class over.
    Sorry you wasted your time, but I couldn't be the ONLY fool that read that mess, no one would believe me without seeing it for themselves. lol

  74. Mysty // 17/11/07 1:54 PM  

    He's delusional...there's no other explanation. I'm sorry Steups, but he sounds EXACTLY like Tango with all his portraying a positive image of a strong black man and playing the super hero for people who never asked to be saved by the village idiot. Same agenda, different day.

  75. Baby // 17/11/07 1:55 PM  

    Independently wealthy my azz. Living with roommates that jack his car? Yeah, OK, w/e...

  76. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:56 PM  

    No, no, Mysty sweetie, that was not a waste of time. It was the confirmation that I needed to make me want to strangle his bitch-ass even more. I'm a woman and I don't write dumb shit like that.

    In my spare time, I'm going to find him a link for an online English course or Online Hooked on Phonics. Or something. Anything to get his stupid ass using commas and semicolons and vocabulary properly.

    I'd say I'd post his letter, but I can't. It's "copyrighted".

    (This comment is copyrighted 2007 by Groovy Noodles.)

  77. Baby // 17/11/07 1:57 PM  

    Tomorrow is promised to no one. Use your time more wisely, Groovy. This idiot is unsavable.

  78. steups // 17/11/07 1:58 PM  

    Agenda ain't behaviour, it's policy.
    His behaviour is akin to Whiteboy's. Tango would have befriended Tailor Made and railed against It, Wolf, The Entertainer, etc

  79. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 1:58 PM  

    LMAO You're right Baby. Maybe I just need to burn some incense or something. My aura is darkening just thinking about his "social message".

  80. Baby // 17/11/07 1:59 PM  

    Tango is corny as heyall and annoying, but Buddha is damaged with criminal tendencies.
    If given the choice...
    I choose Whiteboy

  81. Mysty // 17/11/07 2:00 PM  

    Buddha needs to get a REAL life!
    © 2007 Mysty

  82. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:00 PM  

    Hell, if given the choice, I choose celibacy. And you KNOW I don't take that mess lightly.

  83. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:03 PM  

    That's right Mysty. We all need to start copyrighting all our comments. Starting immediately.

    © 2007 Groovy Noodles

    *Note: I can't figure out the damn copyright symbol so I just copied Mysty's, even though that's copyright infringement. LMAO

    OMG OMG OMG I just had a thought...

    I'm going to pay to copyright the copyright symbol. heh

    © 2007 Groovy Noodles... again

  84. Mysty // 17/11/07 2:04 PM  

    Easy on the celibacy Groovy...touchy subject! lol
    Steups, Buddha just took a different approach, but the BOTH think they are God's gift to the world. Buddha also had the opportunity to watch Season one and attempt to be a hybrid of Tango and Chance. The main difference in their behavior is that Tango WAS the snitch on Season 1, but still found the time to be self-righteous.

  85. Gabrielle // 17/11/07 2:06 PM  

    ©Hi ©(don't say hi anymore, or forkover 30 million

    ©Hello too


  86. Mysty // 17/11/07 2:07 PM  

    Groovy, you owe me some money dear! lmao
    © 2007 Mysty

  87. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:08 PM  

    Elle, you owe me $120 million. I just paid to have the copyright symbol copyrighted.

    Pay up.

    © 2007 Groovy Noodles

  88. Mysty // 17/11/07 2:09 PM  

    Wassup Gabby?!
    © 2007 Mysty

    Happy Saturday!
    © 2007 Mysty

  89. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:09 PM  

    Mysty, we're even. You just used my copyrighted copyright symbol.

    Hmmmmmmm, I think I'll copyright the letter "e" too.

  90. steups // 17/11/07 2:10 PM  

    So Tailor Made is aping him, too?

  91. Baby // 17/11/07 2:10 PM  

    Since your legal name is not "Groovy" the copyright application is null and void.
    ©tfu :)

    OMG at that blog post. Wow...

  92. Mysty // 17/11/07 2:11 PM  

    Fine Groovy...now I bought the trademark symbol! lmao

  93. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:11 PM  

    Who says my legal name isn't Groovy? I was born in the '60s ya know.


    © 2007 Groovy Noodles

  94. Baby // 17/11/07 2:12 PM  

    Aping whom?

  95. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:13 PM  

    Oh damn you Mysty! I was *just* thinking that! You beat my slow ass to it.

    © 2007 Groovy Noodles

  96. Mysty // 17/11/07 2:13 PM  

    I missed that too Baby...

  97. Baby // 17/11/07 2:14 PM  

    You, yourself, told me your name wasn't Groovy though many call you that...
    Therefore, the application is null and void

    © 2007 Needless Government Bureaucracy

  98. Mysty // 17/11/07 2:14 PM  

    You snooze, you lose Groovy...it's MINE! lmao


  99. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:15 PM  

    Mysty™, you really need to make your Blogger name Mysty™.

    And anyway, I'm glad I didn't buy that symbol. It reminds me too much of Tailor Made.

    © 2007 Groovy Noodles

  100. Baby // 17/11/07 2:16 PM  

    I deserve this symbol because these are my man's initials ™
    (Tailor Made).

  101. Baby // 17/11/07 2:17 PM  


    We are on the same wavelength. So you will let me have the symbol?

  102. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:17 PM  

    Baby, either I was under the influence when I said that, or I'm under the influence now. You really wanna risk it? LOL

    © 2007 Groovy Noodles

  103. Baby // 17/11/07 2:18 PM  

    Risk what exactly?

  104. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:18 PM  

    Baby, you'll have to fight Mysty for that symbol. I'm not giving up my © though.

    © 2007 Groovy Noodles

  105. Mysty™ // 17/11/07 2:19 PM  

    Baby...it's NOT gonna happen...even if you are looney enough to lust after Traitor Made. lol
    Thanks Groovy!


  106. Baby // 17/11/07 2:20 PM  

    You'll have to fight Buddha for it, first. Good luck with that...

  107. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:20 PM  

    Damn Baby, I almost forgot what we were talking about with the risk thing. LOL

    OK, either I was under the influence when I told you that my given name isn't Groovy, or I'm under the influence now. So. If I was under the influence and lying then, then I *do* own the © and you owe me a ton of money when/if you ever use it.

    Good lord, after all that I think I must be under the influence now.

    © 2007 Groovy Noodles

  108. Baby // 17/11/07 2:21 PM  

    I couldn't hear you, I was tearing through the La Perla boxes that just arrived.lol.

  109. Groovy Noodles // 17/11/07 2:22 PM  

    Hey Q, I'm gonna go read your recap right now. All this talk of symbols is giving me a headache. heh

  110. Mysty™ // 17/11/07 2:22 PM  

    Hey Q!

  111. The Q © 2007 // 17/11/07 2:22 PM  

    Hello to Most~

    Salt & Pepa Recap up on Reality On The Side.


    ***torn between writing Gotti's Way, Project Runway & The Hills recaps***

  112. Mysty™ // 17/11/07 2:23 PM  

    Groovy...please demand that someone mussel Buddha before you fight...those fangs could do MAJOR damage!


  113. Baby // 17/11/07 2:23 PM  

    lol. I'm gonna check out the other site(s) too. And then take a nap. The burrito was too much...

  114. Mysty™ // 17/11/07 2:26 PM  

    I need to actually cook so I can eat...been up for 5 hours an only had an orange and 3 Junior Mints. I'm already defeating Buddha's stereotype! I guess I'll eat a side of beef or a small child! Later folks!


  115. Baby // 17/11/07 2:42 PM  

    Mysty Tailor Made.

    Enjoy your meal.

  116. ShakazP // 17/11/07 2:58 PM  

    WTF happen, first Ladies liked Buddha and now they did a 360 on him, he really is looking like a pompous ass after that comment, but for some reason I find that favorable about him, its almost feels like he's starting a movement or something, lol " the Buddha Movement" I think I want to be his first follower lol!! where do I sign up. ...lol!!

  117. Gabrielle // 17/11/07 3:04 PM  

    © Ok ShakazP I think u are avoiding me

    © 2007


  118. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 17/11/07 3:21 PM  

    not a fan of Buddha, but do agree with him on this topic

  119. ShakazP // 17/11/07 3:37 PM  

    I am sooo sorry, Gabrielle, I didn't mean to avoid you, I'm always in and out, You doing OK. When can I make payments?

  120. Gabrielle // 17/11/07 3:47 PM  

    Shakaz since it's you, i'll let you pass. But I've been great and u?

  121. Anonymous // 17/11/07 3:57 PM  

    LMAO realgirls4me a tranny! You be the judge! LMAOoooooooooo! http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=3290&highlight=realgirls4me

  122. ShakazP // 17/11/07 3:57 PM  

    I've been cracking up on how you, Q, Honey have been running your show(Elle Word), keep up the good work and bring Buddha back that guy is controversal he is hilarious.

  123. Anonymous // 17/11/07 3:59 PM  

    OMG! I'm busted. Oh lawdy, what am I going to do. Oh wait, that's not me.

    My name is Robert Everson. Google my name and get back to us.

  124. Gabrielle // 17/11/07 4:01 PM  

    y u cracking up?

  125. The Q © 2007 // 17/11/07 4:03 PM  


    You agree? Interesting....

    I am a 'plus sized female'. I wear a size 12/14 in bottoms which is the average size of women. There is nothing negative, unhealthy about my being a plus sized female.

    And just because I cho0se not to work out like a savage, starve myself skinny or deny myself a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey doesn't make The Q. inadequate. If one doesn't find me attractive... don't look and keep it moving. It's no weight of my scale, LOL!

    Plus size doesn't equal unhealthy or obese. However, some who are plus sized are unhealthy & obese. While many slim & thin women are healthy. I know plenty of non plus sized women who are not healthy in the least bit. Sure they can fit a size 10 or smaller. It doesn't mean they are healthy, fit nor that they 'take care' of themselves.

    Whatever an individuals size I hope they enjoy their lives to the fullest.

  126. Anonymous // 17/11/07 4:03 PM  

    gabrielle Did you look up my name? Did you Google me?

  127. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 17/11/07 4:06 PM  

    Q, I just think she shouldn't be proud she's that heavy. Yes, she is beautiful the way she is, but being that heavy increases the risks of so many diseases and other things.

    Having a little extra meat is definitely ok, but she has a little too much

  128. The Q © 2007 // 17/11/07 4:09 PM  

    "Having a little extra meat is definitely ok, but she has a little too much"

    Lawd help me @ a little too much

  129. Anonymous // 17/11/07 4:10 PM  

    I did. LOL I was expecting a porn star. instead, I got a real estate agent. Huh? :-( LOL

  130. ShakazP // 17/11/07 4:12 PM  

    Cause the show is very entertaining especially how everyone interacts with each other, you guys have great chemistry on the show, by the way I like your recent picture very pretty.

  131. steups // 17/11/07 4:18 PM  


  132. steups // 17/11/07 4:19 PM  

    Aurelius? No recap this week, mate?

  133. Anonymous // 17/11/07 4:20 PM  

    bro Looks like it is finished. I don't see him anywhere anymore. *shrug*

  134. ShakazP // 17/11/07 4:22 PM  

    We all where mask, Steups. and can sometimes be buffoons.

  135. Anonymous // 17/11/07 4:25 PM  

    bump for the tranny

  136. Anonymous // 17/11/07 4:25 PM  

    Hell I don't know. I'm getting tired and mellow and being too nice to people. I think I need to stop posting now. LOL

  137. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 17/11/07 4:27 PM  

    steups, I can get it too you soon. My computer has like 7000 viruses lol, and it's going a bit slow

  138. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 17/11/07 4:27 PM  

    my bad if it is poorly done, my movie maker wasn't working too well so I kept it simple this week

  139. The Q © 2007 // 17/11/07 4:37 PM  

    The 'Scaramouche' reference is in regards to Buddha, correct?

  140. steups // 17/11/07 4:39 PM  

    I feel you, Shak.
    Anytime you're ready, Aure?

  141. Anonymous // 17/11/07 4:45 PM  

    Buddha, PLEASE!!!!

  142. Anonymous // 17/11/07 4:55 PM  

    i would like to know how hot dogs and french fries are white trash. Its nice that vh1 would let sister patterson say that. I am a white male and i do make hot dogs for dinner. So i am white trash? I want to know why a good man like dog the bounty hunter could get into so much trouble for using a word like n!#%&* in a personal phone call conversation but sister patterson can say white trash on tv and no one thinks twice about it. So i would just like to say thank you vh1 for letting me know that i am white trash, and sister patterson i think that you are a ignorant woman,

  143. Just Saying // 17/11/07 4:59 PM  

    To ALL,

    There is nothing wrong with the BIG Girl movement Monique is doing. She is not hating on Skinny women. Me being a skinny woman myself, do not feel she is hating on me or any other small built woman. She just trying to address something small women been doing for many of years. Just because you are large or X-large for that matter, dosen't mean you less of a women, ugly or lazy. There can be many reason a woman is large or x-large as well as small or x-small. She just want you to love the person you are. Be happy in your own skin. Stop killing yourself to be like others, be yourself. Love yourself. I'm sure Monique Have many of skinny friends and love ones. You all know from the time you were in grade school skinny kids always made fun of fat kids.
    I not saying everybody did, but a lot of you did one time or another. (Think Back) yell you did! So I want all of you to STOP thinging Monique is hating on you because you are small built. Fell free to comment.

  144. Anonymous // 17/11/07 5:03 PM  

    anonymous @ 4:55pm yea that was messed up what she said. it made no sense whatsoever. If it's not fancy in her eyes it's trash I don't think shes racist or anything like that

  145. ShakazP // 17/11/07 5:04 PM  

    anon 4:55, you have a good point that didn't sound right, she could have used a different phrase.

  146. Anonymous // 17/11/07 5:09 PM  

    shakazp and anonymous Don't get too caught up in what some low life says on a reality tv trash show. This woman's life appears to be living through her daughter and the best the two of them can muster up is a cheap show that lasts a few weeks at best. They are only famous right now and only famous for disgracing themselves at everyone else's expense. Let's be real, we will soon forget about them and their careers in the reality world will be short lived. I mean, we are not talking Beyonce the entertainer and her mother the designer here! We are talking some girl named Tiffany that uses a name some dude assigned to her and her sloppy looking mother who should take lessons from Mo' on how to dress a plus size body. So I guess its like this , when she says something stupid which is pretty much what she does all the time just think 'consider the sourse'. She isn't anything more than a wannabe that will neverbe.

  147. Anonymous // 17/11/07 5:25 PM  

    Why don't we all say it together.

    Buddha shut the f up!!!

    No one cares what you think.. and hahahaha on you for calling yourself a celebrity.

    The more you talk the less you are liked, so even though you consider yourself a celebrity today, no one else does.

  148. Anonymous // 17/11/07 6:52 PM  

    Yes, this show has changed Ezra.
    The fans, the immediate fame, the praise, the hate, the drama.
    I can't pinpoint exactly "when" and don't exactly know "why"
    I know for a fact that Ezra and Buddha are two different people.
    And that's a damn shame because all you can see NOW is Buddha.....

  149. "drama queen" // 17/11/07 6:53 PM  

    Q, deff the hills recaps boo!

    I see and agree with your earlier comments about plus size, i personally have never been skinny since the day I was born, but never fat, just thick if you will. howoever, I must disagree with obese people being happy with themselves to some degree. I have a cousin who has always been big, by big I mean she's 5'10 abt 400pnds right now, not that big before having kids, maybe 300 pnds, but light skined, good hair, pretty face and skin and dudes would push me aside to try to get at her! well she's always loved her body and super conceided, but these past years she has been in & out the hospital w/ diabetes which has led to other problems with her organs and as a result of medications she is now even bigger, swollen looking, so much so that she has to wear socks because her feet are too fat for shoes, think she's tought twice about going on any kinda diet, hell na, she starves herself the day before her tests, that i don't agree with!

  150. steups // 17/11/07 7:01 PM  

    I don't know too many thick or fat women who wouldn't trade it in for a smaller size.

    Re.: the white-trash comment.
    "No comment"

  151. steups // 17/11/07 7:03 PM  

    Oh, y'all may not have noticed, but the blog has gone green.
    So...I need a color to replace the blue in the left-column.

    Advice would be welcome,

  152. Gabrielle // 17/11/07 7:03 PM  

    I think it goes both ways with SOME women, not all. Some women would love to be skinnier and some women would love to be thicker but some women feel perfect where they are

  153. steups // 17/11/07 7:05 PM  

    Yeah but you'll find a helluva lot more thick women wanting to be thinner than you would thin women wanting to be fatter; I surmise.

  154. The Q © 2007 // 17/11/07 7:24 PM  

    I would not mind regaining my previous size 9/10. However, I would not sacrifice one meal, chocolate bar or pint of ice cream for it.

    I wouldn't trade anything to be smaller. It's not that serious to me.

  155. jorundi // 18/11/07 2:25 AM  

    F*** Buddha!!!

  156. Baby // 18/11/07 7:41 PM  

    No thanks. I'd rather eat glass.

  157. Coffey0072 // 18/11/07 9:25 PM  

    I think Buddha truly thinks he's the effing Dalai Lama.
    Man needs to get off his sanctimonious soapbox. I was bored with him after he wrote that ridiculous letter that Punk read aloud during dinner, to the other contestants and New York. Dramatic much??

    How is he a hypocrite? Let me count the ways; He speaks about not giving in to vices, living well and such... when he's on a television show engaging in fisticuffs and courting a crude and inarticulate woman who smokes, drinks heavily, has gargantuan plastic breasts, wears pancake makeup, slogs different men possibly in the same night in succession, and promotes an unhealthy and unsavory approach to life and love.

    The criteria for health and living well require a hell of a lot more than just a woman's dress size. While I agree that Mo'nique should not be discouraging or disparaging toward skinny women, she appears to lead an active and healthy lifestyle, despite being plus size. And it's her SCHTICK, calling skinny women "evil"! I'm sure she doesn't walk around in her everyday life, bashing women thinner than herself.
    Not EVERY thin person is the picture of health. I'm sick of MEN dictating how a woman should LOOK.
    And who says that vices (or sexy indulgences as I like to call them) are necessarily BAD? If done in moderation, vices are wonderfully sensual!

    I think people should embrace themselves so long as they're healthy and are not at risk for any major diseases or health problems. And the Buddhas of the world should shut the fuck up and mind their business. Live and let live.

    Damn, he's annoying.

  158. Cheesemeister // 21/11/07 3:20 AM  

    I agree with Coffey. Buddha needs to get off his soapbox.
    I am a big woman, I will make no bones, so to speak, about it. I could stand to lose some weight and I do have some issues with food. But there are also other issues that make it hard for me to lose weight, even though I have started being more careful of what I put in my mouth. I have hypothyroidism. The thyroid meds helped with some of the other issues that come with that condition, but still the damn weight will not budge. I have bipolar disorder and take Lithium, which causes lowered thyroid function--just what I need. But I need the paranoia and mood swings even less, so I don't have much choice. To add to my "I will probably be fat for the rest of my life" syndrome, I am over 40, work the night shift, have polycystic ovarian syndrome, and come from a long line of fat women on my mother's side. So Buddha can now kiss my size 18 ass. At one point I thought I wouldn't kick him out of my bed but now I've decided I wouldn't let him into it!
    Mo'nique rules!

  159. Anonymous // 23/11/07 6:11 PM  










  160. Solace // 25/11/07 1:09 PM  

    Groovy..Are you really turned off by his honesty? I think we are all forgetting this is a man who puts alot of effort into taking care of himself mind,body and soul and I would expect his opinions would reflect all that he is. I dont think he is dissing heavy women...he is saying it's a potential health issue. I think it was sincre and brutally honest. Just my opnion.

  161. Anonymous // 4/12/07 5:57 AM  

    All I have to say is....IMHO....F*** Buddha...yes obesity is a problem....but by telling women that they are making excuses for their weight is bad is WRONG WRONG WRONG...eating disorders are born from comments like this....I know that EZRA MASTERS is not all powerful and mighty and has followers but when anyone makes statemsnts like that they can be detremental to fragile minds....what women need to learn is to love themselves for who they are presently and then it is so easy for them to make that transition into who they want to be...I should know I lost 140 pounds with no surgery after several failed suicide attempts because of losers like him that kept feeding me negativity about myself....I went to therapy and learned to appreciate myself for who I am and within 2 &1/2 years I lost the weight almost effortlessly....when I hear comments like this it makes me just sick to my stomach...it makes me remember the years I spent with bulemia and aneorexia torturing my body because of comments and people like this...I will Defend Mo'Nique and her statements because she is living in the big girls skin and she walks the walk...Buddah has no idea and he should be ashamed of himself for makign these statements

  162. one love // 11/12/07 12:26 AM  

    Women are beautiful big small whatever people in general can have issues with themselves and other though I believe that we should love and cherish ourselves and each other. Black women, Asian women, white women, every size,age and race. Buddha is a lot like that old Sprite ad ya know " never had it ...never will" New York, hit the nail on the head with me tonight when she said Tango said that shit before ( I'm he3r for Tiffany not New York... they are the same woman) Tango was nuts IMO and Buddha is a thousand times worse than that he is very dangerous. IMO and I'm obviously not the only one who sees it I hope above hope that our girl New York steps up to the plate and stands up for herself and doesn't take us women to the stone age . I gotta say in the beginning I was on Buddha's side and didn't see Tailor as much but as time has marched on Buddha's true colors have shown and if Tailor loves New York and she loves him good more power to them . It's not up to me anyway ( if it was my boy Punk would be one of the two remaining and honestly she would've stopped after the first I love New York and found a real man in that mix but for all the things people don't dig about Tailor you go 'head mr man get your woman. He inspired more than a 2nd look from most people and sister Patterson love her or hate her or love to hate or hate to love or whatever she can see that he's no good for her daughter and it seems like New York is scared of him and I'm not buddhist but doesn't he got against everything the name buddha would inspire people to think?

    eh just food for thought and I'll always take 2nds when it comes around to that.

  163. Sidni // 19/12/07 10:47 PM  

    Buddha made an excellent point. I don't do diets but I make healthy eating a habit. The two are totally different things. If big women are happy with the way they are, and are certain that they don't have any weight-related health issues, so be it. Still, if they're so happy with themselves, why do they need to put down women who are smaller, or healthier for that matter? I'm not saying that all big women do this but most big women that I come across make snide remakes like 'You need to eat.' If I were to respond with 'You need to lose weight', I'm sure an argument will ensue. I love my curves, and by curves I don't mean rolls of fat. Big women have been using words like voluptous, curvy and thick to describe themselves for quite a while now. I say, to all women who are curvy(read:not fat or skinny), we should take these words back; these words should be used to describe us, not women whose weight border on obesity. Take it any way you will, but we all could use the kind of honesty that Buddha spouts!

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