First I have to type. I really truly have love for Trends of 'I Love New York'. He is a really cool breeze type of fellow. So this post is cracking my heart. However, a blogger gots to do what I have to do. And what I have to do is keep you informed (in my half @ss way) on the cast of shows many of us love to watch past or present. No matter what my opinion of the cast as individuals good or bad.

"Why Trends why?! Did you cut your hair off?" *screaming in disbelief

Lawd, The Q. doesn't understand why Trends cut off his locks. I just don't. Trends is definitely a nice looking brother. However, who is going to lust after a handsome Conehead? Unless he has a part in an upcoming 'Alien Nation' movie; the haircut is the most serious hair crime of any of the cast of 'I Love New York'. Trends if you are reading, "Please oh please grow your hair back, @ least some of it."

Disclaimer: This may or may not be the opinion of Trends #1 fan (think Kathy Bates in 'Misery') Groovy Noodles.

Credit: MySpace

A Kojak Qmoment!


  1. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 5:43 PM  

    Hey, my man is sexy no matter what. And if you don't watch it, I'll get all Kathy Bates all over your ass.


  2. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:47 PM  

    Oh Lord Have Mercy hey groovy IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME were have you been

  3. The Q // 15/11/07 5:47 PM  

    Delusions are running rampant around here as of late.

  4. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:48 PM  

    hey q

  5. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 5:48 PM  

    Hey anon, I've been here lately. ;)

    Delusions? DELUSIONS??

    *unpacking my typewriter*

  6. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 5:50 PM  

    ummmm, lol well umm lol i see no difference.

  7. The Q // 15/11/07 5:50 PM  

    Hello Anon!


    I don't look nothing like James Caan.

  8. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:50 PM  

    What in the MR CLEAN heck?!

  9. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 5:51 PM  

    No, Quanda looks like ReGine from Living Single :)

  10. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:52 PM  

    no txshawty it's Baldylocks

  11. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 5:52 PM  


    What is WRONG with you people? I am personally offended.


  12. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:52 PM  

    What in the MILK DUD heck?!

  13. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:53 PM  

    What in the CHOCOLATE EGG heck?!

  14. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:54 PM  

    What in the ROGAINE heck?!

  15. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:55 PM  

    What in the HAIR CLUB FOR MEN heck?!

  16. The Q // 15/11/07 5:55 PM  




    I am so mad at you.

  17. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:55 PM  

    What in the TOMMY FROM MARTIN heck?!

  18. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:55 PM  

    groovy is that heady murphy LOL

  19. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 5:56 PM  

    Tx, do we need to step outside and discuss this?

  20. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:56 PM  

    Q I was never on the payroll lol

  21. The Q // 15/11/07 5:57 PM  

    ROFLMAO @ Heady Murphy


  22. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:57 PM  

    txshawty tommy on martin was heady murphy

  23. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:57 PM  

    Groovy I love you!!!!!

    I like Trendz, but I still say...

    what in the GILLETE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET heck?!

  24. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:57 PM  

    lol @ anon...yea i remember that episode

  25. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:58 PM  

    What in the MONTELL WILLIAMS heck?!

  26. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 5:58 PM  

    Good LORD! Y'all are about to make me cry!

  27. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 5:58 PM  

    What the MONTELL WILLIAMS heck Shawty? lol we ain't through

  28. Anonymous // 15/11/07 5:59 PM  


    We on the same page, in the same book lol!

  29. The Q // 15/11/07 5:59 PM  

    UNPROFESSIONAL the LOT of you!!!

  30. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:00 PM  

    What in the SMOOTH AS A BABY"S BOTTOM heck?!

  31. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:00 PM  

    ugh lol not cute Tx

    Again to be original i say
    What in the TWEETY BIRD SCALD heck?

  32. The Q // 15/11/07 6:01 PM  

    Kojak has been reincarnated & he came back as Trends.

  33. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 6:01 PM  

    Tx, now I KNOW you're talking about his ass.

  34. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:01 PM  


  35. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:01 PM  

    What in the MARVIN THE MARTIAN HEAD heck?!

  36. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:02 PM  


  37. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 6:02 PM  

    *sniffle sniffle*

    That's it. Y'all are MEAN! I'm gonna take my ball and go home.

  38. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:02 PM  

    What in the YOUZA BAD MUTHA SHUT CHO MOUF heck?!

  39. The Q // 15/11/07 6:02 PM  

    "What in the TWEETY BIRD SCALD heck?"

    Y'all have me laughing up a storm. My stomach is hurting.

  40. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:03 PM  

    What in the WNBA BASKETBALL heck?

  41. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:03 PM  

    Only one ball??

    What in the ONE TESTICAL heck?!

    lol j/k I love you Groovy, i"ll stop!

  42. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:04 PM  


    ok. NOW i'm done

  43. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:04 PM  

    he is the new black Kojak

  44. The Q // 15/11/07 6:05 PM  

    What in the 1-800-BALDYME heck?

  45. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 6:05 PM  

    Daaaaaaaamn, how much can I defend my man? Y'all suck.


  46. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:05 PM  

    What in the WHOPPER heck?

  47. The Q // 15/11/07 6:06 PM  



  48. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:06 PM  

    lol Q!!!!!

    What in the LOW DOWN DIRTY SHAME heck?!

  49. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:06 PM  

    What in the BALD EAGLE HECK?

  50. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:07 PM  

    he look like a fake ass Michael Jordan

  51. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:07 PM  

    What is the Baboons A** heck?

    What in the *Chocolate Malted* WHOOPER heck?

  52. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:08 PM  

    What in the KEENAN IVORY WAYANS is going on up in here?!

  53. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 6:08 PM  

    Elle, them's fightin' words.

  54. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:08 PM  

    What in the Baboons Butt Heck**** (I hte typos)

  55. The Q // 15/11/07 6:09 PM  

    Baboons @ss is so WRONG!

    Y'all stop PLEASE.

  56. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:09 PM  

    What I say?

  57. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:10 PM  

    ugh Quanda, u ruined the fun :(


  58. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:10 PM  

    lol, don't let me forget that part

  59. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:10 PM  


  60. pimpboy77 // 15/11/07 6:10 PM  

    Oh Snappy Nappy it's txshawty

  61. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:12 PM  

    pimpboy who are you? were u an anon for a while?

  62. ~*~Princess Irresistible Deliscious~*~ // 15/11/07 6:12 PM  

    Now that's a damn shame. His hair was, in my opinion, the only thing he really had going for him. And now.... He's just another crackhead down the block.Like my grandma used to say when she saw an ugly baby at church....Bless his heart.

  63. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:15 PM  

    pimpboy...What it do, boo?!

  64. pimpboy77 // 15/11/07 6:16 PM  

    no gab i'm been here for a Minute what going on Ma!

  65. pimpboy77 // 15/11/07 6:17 PM  

    txshwaty were have you been for a Minute

  66. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:18 PM  

    he did it for publicity

  67. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:19 PM  

    UMMMM, Pimp I'm great and u?

  68. pimpboy77 // 15/11/07 6:25 PM  
    This comment has been removed by the author.
  69. pimpboy77 // 15/11/07 6:27 PM  

    Nothing New gab i was just here to insult? queebrina but she not here Damm

  70. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 6:27 PM  

    lol a mess

  71. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:27 PM  

    Pimp...I used to be here in the daytime at work, but my job blocked the site, so I'm able to read the posts but not able to comment til I get home :-( lol

  72. pimpboy77 // 15/11/07 6:33 PM  

    gab if you see Uglyqueebrina and she is Fugly tell her that pimpboy77 have some good insulting Joke but if seen her myspace her face is Fugly

  73. pimpboy77 // 15/11/07 6:36 PM  

    Oh OK hit me up on MySpace txshawty

  74. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:48 PM  

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    World leaders must make peace in Darfur a top priority: It has been over two years since President Bush declared the situation in Darfur genocide, and yet it continues. The President and his administration have made little progress; the situation on the ground continues to deteriorate. The performance of nearly all other world leaders, with few exceptions, has been even worse. The situation in Darfur demands more than tough rhetoric. The President must take a leadership role in maintaining a coalition of key international actors to force Khartoum to end the killing. Arab and African leaders must also take on a proactive role in mediating an end to this crisis that has brewed in their midst for nearly half a decade now. In the immediate term, all U.N. member states must participate, whether financially, logistically, or through troop or equipment contributions to a swift and effective deployment of the hybrid force authorized by United Nations Security Council Resolution 1769.
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  75. SpeakNtrutH // 15/11/07 6:50 PM  

    Why o why did I have to come back and look at this? Do he really think he's sexy? Also did he just get through sucking on a lollipop (or something a little meatier)? I'm sorry but Trends look like a b!tch (censored myself for Gabby (*_*).)

  76. ~*~Princess Irresistible Deliscious~*~ // 15/11/07 6:51 PM  

    lol he looks like one of those hungry kids off TV

  77. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:52 PM  

    He looks even uglier now. Never liked Trends and I'm sick of the publicity whore. His teeth are yellow, face is ugly, and now he doesn't even have that gorgeous hair.

  78. Anonymous // 15/11/07 6:55 PM  

    What race is New York? Asian or White?

  79. Anonymous // 15/11/07 7:19 PM  

    African American

  80. Anonymous // 15/11/07 7:36 PM  

    Who in the FULL LIPS and BROWN skin heck asked that?! lol

    Nah...j/k anon...yes she's african don't watch the show??

  81. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 7:49 PM  

    Are y'all done yet?


  82. Anonymous // 15/11/07 7:52 PM  

    'm not from Texas, but NY acted ignorant when she eliminated Wolf when she said that we'll get together and barbecue or whatever yall do in Texas as if she never heard of the state. Come on NY, before making stupid remarks like that, go to Texas to see what they do. They eat, drink, and have fun like everyone else in the world.

    This is what happens when uneducated, self-degrading, too much makeup wearing, excess silicon breast having looking like they're ready to burst open for the underground railroad breasts, manly look chicks who don't think.

  83. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 8:02 PM  

    TEXAS!!!!! Lol we do barbeque but I thought that happened in every state!!! She thought that Texas was a city at first so I'm not even gone comment on NY lol...... I moved the anniversary show an hour up please let it be noted.

  84. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 8:04 PM  

    And anon thank you for that. You always got love from me :)

    *Ps (NOIP) Stop hating on texas* So what we country :)

  85. Anonymous // 15/11/07 8:07 PM  

    I know right?! Like we just aliens or something! I looked at Gabby like, 'I coulda SWORN everybody barbequed' unless their vegetarians....and even THEY ask for ppl to throw some corn on the grill lol!

  86. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 8:11 PM  

    Elle, you moved the show up? To 6pm Pacific?

  87. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 8:14 PM  

    Yes ma'am. If u come in contact with Quanda PLLEEEEEAAASSEEE let her know. I think she busy so i don't wanna call her

  88. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 8:17 PM  

    I'll try to track Q down and let her know.

    That time is almost impossible for me to make. It's right in the middle of bedtime mayhem. But I might be able to catch the last few minutes.

    *wonders if Elle did this on purpose and if I should take it personally*


  89. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 8:18 PM  

    Lol nah i's cause i got a date :) lol

  90. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 8:21 PM  

    Ooooooooh, Elle has a date! Have fun and make good choices. Be in by 10. (It's a school night.)

  91. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 8:22 PM  

    Lol he said he wants to be in my 11, but he wants to take me to Chili's :) I never turn down free food

  92. Anonymous // 15/11/07 8:22 PM  

    LIES!!!!!!! They're all LIES!!!!!

  93. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 8:25 PM  

    Chili's is good. I always get the Old Timer with cheese, substitute mustard with mayo, no pickles or onions.

    Sit on the opposite side of the table from him, leave me his phone number in case you're not in by 10.


    You hear me missy?

    Ten o'clock. Not 10:05, not 10:01. 10:00.

    (I've given this speech a time or two before. And I take away computer priveleges for tardiness.)

  94. Anonymous // 15/11/07 8:27 PM  

    Oh, you're welcome. gabrielle

  95. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 8:28 PM  

    Groov-ay for YOU 9.59!!!!

  96. Groovy Noodles // 15/11/07 8:30 PM  

    9:59 is acceptable; welcomed, in fact.

    Your skirt is to be no more than 3 inches above your knee. And I want an email as soon as you get in, letting me know you're home and not dead in a ditch somewhere.

    I think that's it. I'm gonna go throw some filthy children in a bath, maybe trick 'em into an early bedtime. heh

    Have fun Elle. :)

  97. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 8:32 PM  

    lol groovay I don't wear skirts. and it's cold in texas I'm wearing pants :)

    And I got ya check list :)

  98. Anonymous // 15/11/07 8:32 PM  

    gabrielle what your Government Names Elle or gabrielle

  99. Anonymous // 15/11/07 8:35 PM  

    Get Your Groove On groovy

  100. Anonymous // 15/11/07 8:43 PM  

    20 Pack-




    New York-


    Mid Mac-

    Mr. Wise-

    Pretty gay-

    Tailor made-


    Punk (not Terri McMillans ex)-

    The Entertainer-

  101. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 8:43 PM  

    Gabrielle is the name my grandmomma gave my momma to put on my birth certificate :) She said "Don't let people call her gabby though" For reasons I don't know. Elle is a name that Lazy typing/trinidadian Steups gave me lol

  102. Anonymous // 15/11/07 8:48 PM  

    i will call you the new Gabrielle Union

  103. Anonymous // 15/11/07 8:52 PM  

    gabrielle can i call you Gabriela in spanish

  104. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 8:54 PM  

    lol i don't like Gabriela but for you anon, it's coo

  105. Anonymous // 15/11/07 8:58 PM  

    Oh thanks Gabriela estas pasaba para saludar y decirte que tengo una nueva cancion y si no es mucha molestia t agradeceria que opinaras cualquier critica sera bn aceptada oki se me cuida mucho y mucha suerte en todo lo k t propongas att Jair

  106. Anonymous // 15/11/07 9:02 PM  

    como estas pasaba para saludar y dejar la huella espero k c encuentre bn se me cuida mucho y suerte Gabriela

  107. Baby // 15/11/07 9:05 PM  

    Geeezzzussss!!!!I'll spare Groovy what I really wanted to say about Trendz' new look. He looks blindingly foul without hair. I'll leave it at that.
    For now...

  108. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 9:07 PM  

    Anona what was all that? Did u just cuss me out?

  109. Anonymous // 15/11/07 9:15 PM  

    LOL of cost not Gabriela I thought you new little spanish

  110. Gabrielle // 15/11/07 9:27 PM  

    lol i do know a lil but u u gave me an essay

  111. Anonymous // 15/11/07 9:27 PM  

    yah but anonymous gabriella is not spanish

  112. Anonymous // 15/11/07 9:34 PM  

    great show gabriella you the new oprah

  113. Thats Hot // 16/11/07 12:33 AM  

    Damn, I've just thought of so many questions to ask Elle and Q. Too late now ;-(


  114. Gabrielle // 16/11/07 1:36 AM  

    please have a new topic up on the morrow, i don't want to wake up thinking of eating milk duds

  115. steups // 16/11/07 9:29 AM  

    hmmph, according to Electra.

  116. revenge // 16/11/07 10:19 AM  

    awww man, i miss all the fun.

    ::sits in a corner, rocking herself::

    'i dont want to be a grown up anymore'

    caramba. congrats on the anniversary and on the date gabby, i hope it all went well!

  117. Gabrielle // 16/11/07 10:25 AM  

    lol I didn't go on any date :( I stayed home to do the show, thanks to the standard whining about it being too short

  118. Baby // 16/11/07 2:46 PM  

    OK, this is very strange. It's been really, really quiet today.
    Not just on this board. But everywhere.Hmmmm....

    (looks around and wonders if she is the last person on earth)

  119. Gabrielle // 16/11/07 3:00 PM  

    can someone please tell me where they saw the video of pretty dissing new works weave/wig on the upcoming episode?

  120. Thats Hot // 16/11/07 3:37 PM  

    STTEEUPPPZZ, post this video of Red Oyster (I think) and New York on TMZ

  121. Baby // 16/11/07 3:44 PM  

    Pretty is a hot, steaming, disease riddled mess. He should talk about no one until he's ready to really talk about himself (herself). I hope NY puts her Manolo Blahniked foot up his sugar tank.

    1 hour and 17 minutes until my freedom march out of this hellhole...

  122. Gabrielle // 16/11/07 3:47 PM  

    Baby did u see the video of pretty going off on new york?

  123. Baby // 16/11/07 3:51 PM  
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  124. Baby // 16/11/07 3:53 PM  

    No, I didn't see the prideless Gay parade.

    How are you otherwise, my dear?

  125. Gabrielle // 16/11/07 4:02 PM  

    lol, don't talk about my pretty like that. I'm great though, just about to leave work and go get some TEXAS RIBS cause u know barbequing is all us country folk know downs hur boss

  126. Groovy Noodles // 16/11/07 4:07 PM  

    LMAO @ Baby's slam-fest

    Elle, I've seen the footage you're asking about on a commercial on Vh1, but I haven't seen it posted online anywhere.

    I gotta go get the kids. *sigh* It's been so nice and quiet all day. And now it'll be all ruined. :(

  127. Baby // 16/11/07 4:16 PM  

    He ain't your pretty. He's just pretty closeted. After I saw the mincing and prancing over some VH-1manufactured ghost activity, it was a wrap.
    And, to yo' second point, Memphis has better barbeque than Texas. You betta recognise!

    Hey Groovy,
    You still talking to me? After the whole Trendz-looks-like-something-Grace-Jones-aborted comment?

    Either you're forgetful or very forgiving... :)

  128. Anonymous // 16/11/07 4:17 PM  

    gabrielle Why Is Their A Lot of Redneck in TEXAS

  129. Groovy Noodles // 16/11/07 4:34 PM  

    Baby, I'm forgiving. You better believe your comments (and a few others') have been running through my mind all day. But I have a sense of humor.

    And I know all y'all were just playing and that y'all still find Trends incredibly sexy. Right?



    OK, OK, I get it.

    I'm really going to get the kids and ruin my peaceful day now.

  130. Baby // 16/11/07 4:55 PM  

    re: y'all still find Trends incredibly sexy. Right?

    Still, implies that I ever did. I rebuke that spirit of bad taste in you Groovy!


    Mrs. Tailor Made

    By signing this email "Mrs. Tailor Made", I hereby acknowledge that I will get negative comments about my own irrevocable lust for Tailor Made from Groovy. I hereby acknowledge that I do not care! :)

    Have a great weekend!

  131. Groovy Noodles // 16/11/07 5:04 PM  


    Now how you can find a whiny, spitty, tattle-y crybaby sexy and not the god-like Trends, who fully oozes sex appeal out his pores is totally beyond me.

    But, y'know. Whatever floats your boat.

    And somehow, I still like you Baby.

  132. Anonymous // 16/11/07 6:11 PM  

    hey groovy what Happen to steups did he quit

  133. Groovy Noodles // 16/11/07 7:16 PM  

    *scratching my head*

    Did he quit?

    *looks at the post below this one*

    I don't think so. Maybe he just has stuff to do...

  134. The Q // 16/11/07 7:17 PM  

    New post is up for those who care...

  135. Chamillion // 18/11/07 2:05 AM  

    Wtf is wrong with Trends? Does he think he looks way good now? I hate dreads but they looked good on him.

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