Enjoy an extended view of IT a.k.a. Kwame. This fellow is hilarious. Period.

Thank You, Thank You VH-1

"Here yee ...here yee! The VH-1 Gods have spoken once again. They have bestowed upon us yet another V-spot treasure. Knut Legend and Knut 3pm guard the doors. Knut Shawn please stop talking in codes. Duchesses Electra and Dana take your rightful place beside King Steups. Meale and MaiTye prepare to start the 'I Love New York' Reunion Show Act 1. Revenge, Lareigna, Mexiricanmama, Shauntay,
T-L-B, Hutche, Sanyo, Sharon, Ivory, Jane, Colanda, Toshia, Tamara, Liz, Gabrielle, Blacknuts, Bhatti, Half n Half, Misterballer, Jorden, Jorundi, Cael, Lady Ty, SpeaknTruth, Kikiaj, Ponlork, L-Style, Cha and all others let us thank VH-1 yet again for granting us vision of things to come this Sunday, April 15th@ 9pm. Let's all be quiet and sit and the ' I Love New York' Blogspot round table."

Dunce Quanda has been bursting out of her armor to talk about a hideous, horrific choice of undergarment. Let the 'I Love New York' Reunion Recap begin!

We see the beautiful MTV VJ Lala hosting the first 'I Love New York' Reunion Show. ( Is she really pregnant? She looked great!) We then see New York recovering apparently from sitting in the wrong seat. She giggles about it. Remember how I mentioned a few seconds ago about bursting out? Well I am not the only one. Lala announces, " Let's bring up the guy who is clearly not afraid to show his emotions. Romance come on up to the hot seat."

Romance promptly leaves his seat ( among his fellow mansion mates) and gathers his belongings. Joining Lala and New York on the stage he pleasantly greets them. He takes off his coat and proceeds to put a satchel down on his chair. ( Ummmm, I got sunburned that day. What the hell did he need that hot @ss coat on for?) Lala says, " Okay ...have a seat please after you dust off your shoulders and all that. I've heard you had something you want to ask New York." New York gives that giggle that so many of you have grown to love.

" When I did get kicked off the show. I had ...kind of pinpointed somethings out to you. Kind of like how 12 Pack was here for Hollywood. How he did have an ...."

New York interrupts, " Don't talk about 12 Pack talk about yourself ...because you got cut way before he did." (Damn is New York the only one allowed to talk and insult others? Just wondering...)

Romance and New York bicker and b@tch back & forth for a quick moment. Then Romance digs into his satchel ( Is he about to shoot her?) and pulls out several magazines. He drops them at her feet. ( We get a glimpse of Whiteboy looking fine. And I do mean fine.) Smiling New York says, " Oooooh it's laminated. Is it real or did you do that on your f@cking internet?" Romance informs her that he's made a big impression and ballin'. He shows off a watch and earrings. New York rebuffs him by telling him that sh@t is probably rented. ( Typing of rented... she couldn't rent a strapless bra? Why the hell does she have that GAWD awful black bra showing?) Bicker, bicker, bicker and New York delivers a blow, " Where's your money at? Bitch you up here looking like Cruella DeVille with that muthaf@ckin'....." He rebuffs her with, " I'm pimpin' baby!" ( On the topic of pimps, why is she looking like a cross between Las Vegas Showgirl and Vegas Strip Hooker with a hint of Janice the Muppet?) I truly love Bubo the Hater at this very moment.

Moments later Romance dusts off his shoulders. We see a glimpse of 12 Pack and Heat enjoying this bickering mess. Lala watches as things settle down and tells us Romance has a new lady in his life. Come on Knuts of the Round Table... you know it's a B!TCH! Yep and she's definitely an upgrade and her name is Bella. Bella is carried out by a lovely young lady. Bella is a cute Yorkshire Terrier ( or something like that). Romance yells, " Put your paper up New York! Put your paper up!" New York asks him is that's the best he can do. Romance replies, " At least she don't look like your acid head chihuahua! " I almost wrote something that was edited out. GEEZUS...thank the Lord, I re watched that clip. We are left with Lala telling us New York's mom is in the house.

Really, since Monday around 4pm ....I have been wondering about one thing. Why the black bra?!

CREDIT: VH-1 and Shawn

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A Little Taste of Charm

"Once upon a time there was 13 girls who needed a little help. You see all these ladies made the very same, very big mistake. They showed their unruly behavior to the entire world, on a little show called 'Flavor of Love'." Monique announces as the 13 women ride in on a little yellow school bus."

Flashbacks of 'Flavor of Love' season 1 & 2 begin to reintroduce these ladies to the VH-1 viewers. We see Goldie The Puker drinking, singing and dancing around having a good time. Only a few seconds later...Goldie is doubled over puking up a storm. We hear someone say it smells like chicken.

Neeeexxxt is the beautiful Serious The Egomaniac. As she pulls up her red tank top flashing the camera man she states, "If they don't look like this then it don't matter." *looks down at my DDs in disappointment


We are now in a kitchen watching a whole chicken being put into a microwave. ( Is there a chicken theme being pushed here? KFC or maybe Church's a possible sponsor?) This could only be Hottie The Crazy Girl and we see Flavor Flav questioning her seriousness. And I get to see my favorite blink.

Rain The Screamer is having a melt down in a van telling New York to, " Shut the f@ck up!"


Emotions are still in high gear as the lovely Smiley The Crier tells someone hysterically, " If I want to cry, I can cry...." ( Well millions of viewers can and did see that ! Yes honey you can cry.)

Moving right along we see the H.B.I.C. tell Pumkin The Spitter, " Slap me b@tch, ...." you all remember the saliva flying and then next the spitter.


"It looks like porn baby girl." you guessed it Toasteee The Porn Girl. ( I need the definition of porn.)


From lust to gluttony we travel to Like Dat The Slob eating like she hadn't in 3 weeks, drinking from a gallon of milk and then burping. ( I am not going to lie, her eating habits left me speechless.)

" I'm gonna hold it down in yo crib..." Buckwild The Blackest White Girl "...it's time to get buckwild dawg!"

Wildin' out on the balcony is none other than Buckeey and Krazy The Balcony Brawlers. ( Is it a turn on for men to see two beauties fighting, minus mud?)


Continuing on the B theme we see Bootz The Hater up in Somethin's and later Krazy's face yelling at the top of her lungs trying to wake the dead, "...I'll be a top dollah hoe!"


Yelling in full effect, we witness Saaphyri The Fighter beating up that poor girl in the bedroom. Seconds later, Big Rick carries her out of the mansion still yelling. ( Does anyone else miss Big Rick?)

Some of us have been looking forward to this mess since last year. One gets the impression that there is going to be a lot of yelling, crying, yelling, fighting and then some more yelling. Watching the 'Charm School' introductions made my skin crawl. I'm thinking there is absolutely no hope for some of these ladies of ever eva seeing the $50,000 prize money. What does VH-1 expect? How does one make a skunk so charming that you don't notice it's smell? My apologies to anyone I may have offended with that comment. However, a few of these ladies are real rough around the edges. ( I mean raggedy jagged edges.) I don't think Monique has enough time to help them blossom into 'true' ladies. But hell it's reality television at its' best ...VH-1 can make anything happen through editing.

Credit: T-L-B

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We Want Episode 7

*imagining Steups, Electra, Dana, Shawn,Revenge, Ivory, TxShawty,Lareigna, Ponlork, Jane, Hutche, Sanyo, Jorundi, Bhatt, Meale, Cael, Zealous, L Style, Mai Tye, The Original Mr. New York, Sassy, Lady Ty, 3pm, Half n Half, Blacknuts and various anons sitting @ a round table that would make King Arthur proud.

"We want episode 7 ... we want episode 7 ... we want episode 7!"

The power of King Steups' Knuts of the Round Table (blog) is undeniably. The powers that be must listen to the people's voice. Enough already ...we need Episode 7 and we need it at 9pm this Monday or else. And it better be on our favorite station VH-1. ( Does anyone understand how hard it is to type in a rusty suit of armor?)

"Where is my nemesis Steups? ... Oh there you are! Come hither and oil me! SHHHHHH ...do not speak or risk losing your wicked tongue and fingers."

What is thou before my innocent eyes? Does thy sight begin to fail these withered wrinkle eyes? No, it has been sent by the VH-1 Gods ...it is a Vspot, sneak peek @ 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?'

The sneak peak begins ...12 Pack is guess what? You guessed it ...pumping iron. Real with his beautiful cornrows is spotting him. (Real is looking very good to me.) Switch to the Manfessional and 12 Pack tells us how he wakes up this morning and there is only five men left. He seems relieved and happy to be one of the 5. Back to the garden gym, 12 Pack says his confidence grows with each passing day. Real agrees. 12 also tells his workout partner that New York told him he was the best looking person in the house. And that as long as he doesn't do anything stupid ...he should be alright.

Next there is a hooded Tango on his bed. Switch to the Manfessional and he shares that he has delivered New York a note with rose on a silver platter. ( This is a very smooth move.) He is in it to win it folks. New York retrieves her love note in a purple satin robe. After reading the note & smelling the rose, the H.B.I.C. appears to be very moved by his gesture.

Downstairs Chamo in working silver leather pants (tight of course), black tight muscle tee and a gray fedora. He tells our magic 5 that everyone needs to gather in the great room. Manfessional moment with Whiteboy who states he has no idea what's about to happen. ( Shut up Steups!) New York strolls down the staircase in a cute white shirt and jeans. New York tells the fellas that she wants to get to know them better and guests are coming. Tango and Real both state they don't know whats going on either. One feels the anxiety in the air. Chamo switches to the front doors and in comes Malay a cutie pie and Chance's ex. Chance says he needs to go to the bathroom. Real laughs. Whiteboy and 12 Pack seem very, very nervous. New York is excited to see the men squirm. Sunny an attractive chocolate sister with a big smile comes through the doors next. She is Tango's ex and he gets a big hug. To the confessional we see New York dissing Tango's ex. New York states that Sunny is a disgrace. ( And you are ...?) Whiteboy is really nervous in the great room. To his relief in walks his sister Melissa. ( Now I know why the sister question during our interview was a rough spot. LOL...I had stumbled onto something.) Real thinks Melissa is hot! New York is none too happy about the ex 'no show'. ( Maybe none of them were interested in appearing on 'I Love New York'.) In walks a model type ( beautiful young woman), her name is Sienna and Real is her ex. The gorgeous children those two would make. There seems to be some mutual attraction remaining between these two. Last Jamie comes through the doors. She is a cute blond and 12 Pack's ex. You feel darkness in the room when she stands next to her ex. New York informs them that she wants to see a hug. Jamie gives him a hug that appears to be a head lock attempt. Poor, poor 12 Pack ...it ain't looking good for him. In the Manfessional 12 Pack tells us he is expecting the worse. ( I am going to like this Jamie I think.)

New York informs the men that the ladies are NOT there to hang out with them. Sister Patterson let's them know that she will be deciding who will be dating her baby girl. And that she shall be digging up all their dirt. (Isn't she the type of mother-in-law men dream of? LMAO) All the women and Chamo ( who waves goodbye vigorously) exit the mansion to take a ride in the Hummer limousine. Jamie announces she believes someone is gay. And we get a glimpse of a Tango/ New York tiff and he gets mooned ( think 'Flavor of Love' season 2 finale).

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