The 'I Love New York' Reunion Show Teaser

Thank You, Thank You VH-1

"Here yee ...here yee! The VH-1 Gods have spoken once again. They have bestowed upon us yet another V-spot treasure. Knut Legend and Knut 3pm guard the doors. Knut Shawn please stop talking in codes. Duchesses Electra and Dana take your rightful place beside King Steups. Meale and MaiTye prepare to start the 'I Love New York' Reunion Show Act 1. Revenge, Lareigna, Mexiricanmama, Shauntay,
T-L-B, Hutche, Sanyo, Sharon, Ivory, Jane, Colanda, Toshia, Tamara, Liz, Gabrielle, Blacknuts, Bhatti, Half n Half, Misterballer, Jorden, Jorundi, Cael, Lady Ty, SpeaknTruth, Kikiaj, Ponlork, L-Style, Cha and all others let us thank VH-1 yet again for granting us vision of things to come this Sunday, April 15th@ 9pm. Let's all be quiet and sit and the ' I Love New York' Blogspot round table."

Dunce Quanda has been bursting out of her armor to talk about a hideous, horrific choice of undergarment. Let the 'I Love New York' Reunion Recap begin!

We see the beautiful MTV VJ Lala hosting the first 'I Love New York' Reunion Show. ( Is she really pregnant? She looked great!) We then see New York recovering apparently from sitting in the wrong seat. She giggles about it. Remember how I mentioned a few seconds ago about bursting out? Well I am not the only one. Lala announces, " Let's bring up the guy who is clearly not afraid to show his emotions. Romance come on up to the hot seat."

Romance promptly leaves his seat ( among his fellow mansion mates) and gathers his belongings. Joining Lala and New York on the stage he pleasantly greets them. He takes off his coat and proceeds to put a satchel down on his chair. ( Ummmm, I got sunburned that day. What the hell did he need that hot @ss coat on for?) Lala says, " Okay ...have a seat please after you dust off your shoulders and all that. I've heard you had something you want to ask New York." New York gives that giggle that so many of you have grown to love.

" When I did get kicked off the show. I had ...kind of pinpointed somethings out to you. Kind of like how 12 Pack was here for Hollywood. How he did have an ...."

New York interrupts, " Don't talk about 12 Pack talk about yourself ...because you got cut way before he did." (Damn is New York the only one allowed to talk and insult others? Just wondering...)

Romance and New York bicker and b@tch back & forth for a quick moment. Then Romance digs into his satchel ( Is he about to shoot her?) and pulls out several magazines. He drops them at her feet. ( We get a glimpse of Whiteboy looking fine. And I do mean fine.) Smiling New York says, " Oooooh it's laminated. Is it real or did you do that on your f@cking internet?" Romance informs her that he's made a big impression and ballin'. He shows off a watch and earrings. New York rebuffs him by telling him that sh@t is probably rented. ( Typing of rented... she couldn't rent a strapless bra? Why the hell does she have that GAWD awful black bra showing?) Bicker, bicker, bicker and New York delivers a blow, " Where's your money at? Bitch you up here looking like Cruella DeVille with that muthaf@ckin'....." He rebuffs her with, " I'm pimpin' baby!" ( On the topic of pimps, why is she looking like a cross between Las Vegas Showgirl and Vegas Strip Hooker with a hint of Janice the Muppet?) I truly love Bubo the Hater at this very moment.

Moments later Romance dusts off his shoulders. We see a glimpse of 12 Pack and Heat enjoying this bickering mess. Lala watches as things settle down and tells us Romance has a new lady in his life. Come on Knuts of the Round Table... you know it's a B!TCH! Yep and she's definitely an upgrade and her name is Bella. Bella is carried out by a lovely young lady. Bella is a cute Yorkshire Terrier ( or something like that). Romance yells, " Put your paper up New York! Put your paper up!" New York asks him is that's the best he can do. Romance replies, " At least she don't look like your acid head chihuahua! " I almost wrote something that was edited out. GEEZUS...thank the Lord, I re watched that clip. We are left with Lala telling us New York's mom is in the house.

Really, since Monday around 4pm ....I have been wondering about one thing. Why the black bra?!

CREDIT: VH-1 and Shawn

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