A Little Taste of Charm

"Once upon a time there was 13 girls who needed a little help. You see all these ladies made the very same, very big mistake. They showed their unruly behavior to the entire world, on a little show called 'Flavor of Love'." Monique announces as the 13 women ride in on a little yellow school bus."

Flashbacks of 'Flavor of Love' season 1 & 2 begin to reintroduce these ladies to the VH-1 viewers. We see Goldie The Puker drinking, singing and dancing around having a good time. Only a few seconds later...Goldie is doubled over puking up a storm. We hear someone say it smells like chicken.

Neeeexxxt is the beautiful Serious The Egomaniac. As she pulls up her red tank top flashing the camera man she states, "If they don't look like this then it don't matter." *looks down at my DDs in disappointment


We are now in a kitchen watching a whole chicken being put into a microwave. ( Is there a chicken theme being pushed here? KFC or maybe Church's a possible sponsor?) This could only be Hottie The Crazy Girl and we see Flavor Flav questioning her seriousness. And I get to see my favorite blink.

Rain The Screamer is having a melt down in a van telling New York to, " Shut the f@ck up!"


Emotions are still in high gear as the lovely Smiley The Crier tells someone hysterically, " If I want to cry, I can cry...." ( Well millions of viewers can and did see that ! Yes honey you can cry.)

Moving right along we see the H.B.I.C. tell Pumkin The Spitter, " Slap me b@tch, ...." you all remember the saliva flying and then next the spitter.


"It looks like porn baby girl." you guessed it Toasteee The Porn Girl. ( I need the definition of porn.)


From lust to gluttony we travel to Like Dat The Slob eating like she hadn't in 3 weeks, drinking from a gallon of milk and then burping. ( I am not going to lie, her eating habits left me speechless.)

" I'm gonna hold it down in yo crib..." Buckwild The Blackest White Girl "...it's time to get buckwild dawg!"

Wildin' out on the balcony is none other than Buckeey and Krazy The Balcony Brawlers. ( Is it a turn on for men to see two beauties fighting, minus mud?)


Continuing on the B theme we see Bootz The Hater up in Somethin's and later Krazy's face yelling at the top of her lungs trying to wake the dead, "...I'll be a top dollah hoe!"


Yelling in full effect, we witness Saaphyri The Fighter beating up that poor girl in the bedroom. Seconds later, Big Rick carries her out of the mansion still yelling. ( Does anyone else miss Big Rick?)

Some of us have been looking forward to this mess since last year. One gets the impression that there is going to be a lot of yelling, crying, yelling, fighting and then some more yelling. Watching the 'Charm School' introductions made my skin crawl. I'm thinking there is absolutely no hope for some of these ladies of ever eva seeing the $50,000 prize money. What does VH-1 expect? How does one make a skunk so charming that you don't notice it's smell? My apologies to anyone I may have offended with that comment. However, a few of these ladies are real rough around the edges. ( I mean raggedy jagged edges.) I don't think Monique has enough time to help them blossom into 'true' ladies. But hell it's reality television at its' best ...VH-1 can make anything happen through editing.

Credit: T-L-B

A retired Qmoment!

122 comments

  1. LMFAO // 13/4/07 7:25 AM  

    quanda there is something seriously wrong with mr new york that boy is not playing with no full deck he have some serious problems get a life loser

  2. LMFAO // 13/4/07 8:38 AM  

    zip your fucking mouth shut up bitch stop fucking talking dick face

  3. LMFAO // 13/4/07 8:41 AM  

    and shut the fuck up @ you mr new york

  4. Shawn // 13/4/07 9:34 AM  

    Good morning all.

  5. misterballer // 13/4/07 9:41 AM  

    good morning everyone! Nice way to start the day mr.ny/lmfao lol

  6. revenge // 13/4/07 10:02 AM  

    good morning!!

    ahh after watching kill bill, im in love again with lucy lui, she is so freakin gorgeous!

    this sunday is going to be hilarious.

  7. Legend // 13/4/07 10:06 AM  

    Oh talk about bad mornings, just had the worst 4-hour sleep ever.. Why is there a lot of bitching in the middle of the morning? Where do you get your energy from?


    OH Kill Bill.. one of my top 5 movies.. but Uma is gorgeous one actually.

  8. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 10:15 AM  

    Morning all how are u guys doing today? I hope you have a good one.

  9. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 10:16 AM  

    Yes Guys Sunday is D day, ta da!!!

  10. Legend // 13/4/07 10:22 AM  

    I hope that we get to see some punches since we haven't seen any punch thrown during the season. If I was on there, I would have punched each guy in the mouth so it'd be up to her about kissing 19 teethless guys. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT obviously hoping for a FIGHT

  11. Shawn // 13/4/07 10:26 AM  

    Ouch @ legend.

    Good morning again.

    Hey Electra I don't know if you seen your Grammy yestersday or not but I wanted to say Congradulations and stay focus on going to the gym.

  12. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 10:30 AM  

    No Shawn I did not but Thankyou, thankyou very much,lol

    Oh girl thanks about the gym I need all d support I can get.:)

  13. Legend // 13/4/07 10:33 AM  

    And how come I don't get a grammy? I commented for the first time in my whole life yesterday, don't I get a first timer grammy? :|

  14. Shawn // 13/4/07 10:35 AM  

    You are so welcome Electra. Anytime trust me I know how hard it is to stay focus especially when you have a family.

    And Legend give me till 2 today we will have another Grammy show.

  15. Legend // 13/4/07 10:39 AM  

    How will I recieve that Grammy Award? By mail? By email? Or by mentioning my name at the actualy Grammy Awards.. This is confusing.. I don't care.. All I know is I'm adding "Grammy Award Winner" to my resume

  16. Shawn // 13/4/07 10:49 AM  

    LOL

    You are so funny.

  17. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 10:53 AM  

    Weeew, it took me sometime to find that Grammy, but I got it.lol

    The Work it Out Grammy. I hope dat I can live up to it and dont disappoint my "fans"LOL

    Thanks again

  18. Legend // 13/4/07 10:57 AM  

    The Work it Out Grammy??? thats a cool name for a Grammy.. You should prepare a hell of a speech.. the ceremony is at 2

  19. Shawn // 13/4/07 10:59 AM  

    You will Electra.

    I'm glad you like it.

  20. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 11:00 AM  

    OK Legend I will.lol

  21. jorundi // 13/4/07 11:15 AM  

    [stepping away from the hot "flames" with my trusty fire extinguisher and a giant can of "Texas Whup-Azz" in hand]

    Quanda, girlfriend, this was an excellent article on Charm School. Thank you for coming back strong.

  22. jorundi // 13/4/07 11:17 AM  

    Oops, the kids are all at school.. good! [putting down her equipment]

  23. Legend // 13/4/07 11:19 AM  

    Oh Electra, Are you from Trindad? I was there last summer

  24. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 11:30 AM  

    Yeah I am from Trinidad. Oh really? U were here last yr? Did u get a chance to go to Tobago?

    I love Tobago. Trinidad is nice too once u knw where to go.

  25. Legend // 13/4/07 11:40 AM  

    Yeah I went to Arima and Toco and then I went to Scarborough and I had the best times there.. It was one of the most interesting places I ever been to.. To tell you the truth.. I have never heard about Tobago until the last World Cup hehe..

  26. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 11:44 AM  

    Oh I see. Do u like Arima? I am from there. I am glad u visited my hometown. Did you go up Calvary Hill?

    Oh so did not get to go see the Turtles on Matura Beach?

    Did you like Toco? I wanted to get married by d light house.


    Only Scarborough? U should of gone to Pigeon Point. I am sorry u did not see the rest of the island (Tobago), it is very beautiful.

    Next time u are visiting tell me and I can show u around a little.

    OK?

  27. Legend // 13/4/07 11:52 AM  

    Arima was pretty cool.. and we stayed there for three days and went up to Calvary.. And I actually loved Toco.. Loved it better than Scarborough.. but the whole experience was great.. I mean I come from Jordan which is REAAALLLYY far and to visit an Island inside the carribean and learn so much about it's culture was great.. My next trip would probably be Havana, Cuba.. but who knows.. I might come by to drop off your Grammy hahaha..

  28. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 11:54 AM  

    LOL I am glad you enjoyed it and I am sorry I missed you. Next time, maybe.

  29. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 11:55 AM  

    You know u are d first person I ever spoke to who are from d middle east?

    Internet is a wonderful thing.

  30. Legend // 13/4/07 12:09 PM  

    No way, I mean Middle Easterns are all over the place, Actually I work in the states now but I'm originally from Jordan and can't wait to go back. Anyway, You should consider visiting the Middle East.. You would'nt imagine that but lots of cultural similarities.

  31. SpeaKnTrutH // 13/4/07 12:15 PM  

    jorundi lmao @ your comments

  32. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 12:34 PM  

    True Jordan? I when I think middle east I automatically think oppression of women (please dont be mad), hijabs etc. I dont know why.

    When I think about Jordan, I think Biblical like the Israelites and the Jordan River.

    Heck I am confusing my ownself.

  33. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 12:36 PM  

    legend, I love Kill Bill too

  34. Legend // 13/4/07 12:51 PM  

    Well Jordan is different.. It's not a religous country.. It has its share of religious people just like anywhere else but it's actually the second most open-minded country after Lebanon, It's feminist movement is actually moving too fast there which is progressive. NGO's are growing too fast.. It's economical level going up fast too.. I'm not saying it's a good thing.. Jordan is a tale to the United States and I won't be surprised if it turns into a territory in a couple of years haha.. but you're partially right..When you think middle east, you think Saudi Arabia and you're 100% right about hijab and the women oppression, that's why if I had the chance to burn Saudi Arabia I'd do it and turn it into a huge ass bus station hahaha




    Aurelius

    Well Kill Bill is brilliant.. and the way she handles that sword makes me wish I was a sword haha

  35. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 12:56 PM  

    OMG Legend, y so much violencet?LOL

    Jordan sounds like an interesting place to visit. When I get d heck out of this little pond I've been stuck in all my life.:( The furthest I have ever reached is St Lucia and how away from Trinidad is that?

    I am afraid of flying, change, new people, and anything dif.

    A big coward, dat is me/I (or whatever I am supposed to put der) .

  36. kikiaj // 13/4/07 12:57 PM  

    Sorry this has nothing to do with Charm achool....As Im sure you all have seen Tango's stupid bio on VH1... I brought it...just in case...


    Tango
    • Occupation: Record Label Owner
    (This is some BullShi* what label... some up and coming crap, who is signed him and 3 or 4 people that live on his street)

    • Doesn't Drink

    • Competes in Mixed Martial Arts

    • Has been 86ed from The Olive Garden
    (a sign of ignorance, that he felt he should share with the world)

    • Was an ugly duckling growing up
    (WHAT???!!! WAS???!!! How about still is....)

  37. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 1:03 PM  

    Kikiaj,LOL, dat was not very nice, LMAO!!!!

  38. Legend // 13/4/07 1:07 PM  

    Well Electra just travel around the Caribbean. I think it's the most wonderful place there is.. I'm in love with the sea, appreciate fine beaches and quality time... damn I feel like it right now..


    Tango doesn't drink? HAHAHAHAHAH funniest shit I heard .. what the fuck did she pick him for?? his man boobs?

  39. Jane // 13/4/07 1:07 PM  

    Was an ugly duckling growing up
    (WHAT???!!! WAS???!!! How about still is....)

    Kikiaj LMAO

    ain't that the truth.

  40. txshawty // 13/4/07 1:39 PM  

    Good day, mates! Whats poppin?

  41. Shawn // 13/4/07 2:02 PM  

    Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo

    Ok I am back. Legend I know I said 2 right but I'm getting the names together for our Blogawards or our Blog grammy or something like that. So stay tuned.

  42. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 2:02 PM  

    Nah Legend I want to see more. Although a cruise sounds great.

    OMG we are missing the awards.

    He TX how u and trenchy going? Long time no see.

  43. Legend // 13/4/07 2:04 PM  

    woowwo I made it for the Awards.. I hope you prepared you speech Electra haha

  44. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 2:14 PM  

    Not really Legend, I am going to wing it and see what happens.

  45. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 2:29 PM  

    Guys I am off. My cousin came in from the US and I am going to meet him and catch up.

    Laterz

  46. Electra (trinidad) // 13/4/07 2:32 PM  

    OMG I am going to miss the Blog Awards, sorry guys. I really have to run. I nominate TX to accept my award for me (If I get one)

    Bye

  47. Danger Zone // 13/4/07 2:34 PM  

    Lol@ if you get one.

  48. Legend // 13/4/07 2:44 PM  

    Oh Quanda, I added " Blog Grammy Award Winner " to my resume. Did you know? ( If you have read my resume you would know ) lol

  49. txshawty // 13/4/07 2:54 PM  

    Hey E!

    Hey Danger and Shawn!

    Nice to meet you Legend!

    Hey guys, I was talking to steups about this, but I wanted to ask you guys' opinion....

    I'm watchin the V-Spot and doesn't
    'Hottie'/Schatar sorta look like a Black, Broke Down Goldilocks? Without the three bears, but MIXED
    with a bear?!

  50. Legend // 13/4/07 2:57 PM  

    Hey Shawty, LOL!!! somehow true.. Mixed with a bear and a bucket of boobs is more like it.

  51. txshawty // 13/4/07 3:04 PM  

    Legend: Who ate my porridge?! Wait! She ain't even cook it all the way {reference: uncooked Chicken} lol

  52. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 3:08 PM  

    what up everyone

  53. txshawty // 13/4/07 3:16 PM  

    Hey aurelius...

  54. Legend // 13/4/07 3:20 PM  

    LOL, oh Shawty, that chicken part was one of the funniest things in National TV's history.

  55. Shawn // 13/4/07 3:21 PM  

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  56. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 3:27 PM  

    hey txshawty

  57. Legend // 13/4/07 3:27 PM  

    oh come on, the chicken was better looking than flav and Hottie at least it had much less hair than both haha

  58. txshawty // 13/4/07 3:29 PM  

    Legend: What tha HECK did she put on that chicken? From the clips, it looked like she put the chicken in the microwave (po' baby, kids in Africa are hungry, and she wanna waste a whole chicken in the MICROWAVE, lol?!}, and just spread some Chinese food over the top, Lo Mein to be exact...dag I'm hungry lol

    Aurelius: how are you?

    Shawn: What are you 'ewwww'ing about girl? lol

  59. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 3:30 PM  

    I'm good, how about you??

    Are you guys talking about the chicken, lmao

  60. Shawn // 13/4/07 3:34 PM  

    About the Chicken.

  61. misterballer // 13/4/07 3:35 PM  

    hey aurelius im at annands house how you doin bro?

  62. Legend // 13/4/07 3:35 PM  

    LOL!!!!!!!! I can't believe talking about that made you hungry.. I mean why the hell didn't she just put it in the oven and let the whole kitchen burn.. I swear to God that would have been smarter. what if he gave her a turkey.. She would need two microwaves for that..

  63. misterballer // 13/4/07 3:36 PM  

    yeah kill bill rocks

  64. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 3:36 PM  

    what up baller

    lol legend, she wanted it to "healthier", remember lmao

  65. misterballer // 13/4/07 3:38 PM  

    nothin much, how is everyone?

  66. txshawty // 13/4/07 3:49 PM  

    Hey Misterballer, i'm good...

    Aurelius: She's funny, but I PRAY to an ALL-KNOWING GOD {who knows EVERYTHING including how to cook a chicken} that she's acting!

    Please tell me she's acting...say it's so!

  67. Danger Zone // 13/4/07 3:49 PM  

    FUCKFACE

  68. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 3:50 PM  

    lmao She said scout's honor that she didn't know that button was for defrost...pshhh yeah right lol

  69. txshawty // 13/4/07 3:51 PM  

    Aurelius: She wanted it to be 'healthier'? Are you kidding me?! lol...See, now what in the HEAL-thier was she thinking putting that chicken in the microwave?

    I mean if you want healthier you could BAKE the chicken...WOW!

    But Schatar, you're one FUNNY chick, I hope you know what you're doing...cuz I really hope this stuff is CALCULATED stupidity

  70. txshawty // 13/4/07 3:52 PM  

    Danger: HEY sugah honey iced tea! lol...HOw you doing?

    p.s. Thanks for that second opinion from Shea...she was hilarious and her hair was toooo cute!

  71. steups // 13/4/07 3:52 PM  

    Why didn't anyone email me to say it was Friday?
    That's a major faux pas. Well, not really, but you know.

    How you doin' Bhatti?
    I see te rude old people never responded

  72. Legend // 13/4/07 3:53 PM  

    did she mention anything about not knowing how a microwave look like? lol

  73. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 3:54 PM  

    Hey Steups, I'm doing good, how about you?

    Shawty, I'm glad Flav was smart enough not to eat it

  74. steups // 13/4/07 3:55 PM  

    beautiful names today...
    Bhatti Pimpin, legend, lmfao, mister b and shaoty.

    Electra...so that's what you were doing when we were doing what we were doing?

  75. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 3:56 PM  

    Yeah, I didn't even notice it was Friday the 13th today

  76. txshawty // 13/4/07 3:58 PM  

    Steups: Why you wanna do me like that..with my name and all?

  77. txshawty // 13/4/07 3:59 PM  

    Aurelius: Flav may be 'out there', but the boy ain't STUPID...he can EAT and raw chicken wasn't on his menu...

  78. Legend // 13/4/07 4:06 PM  

    Lets face it.. he ate it because it was 88 GG hottie I mean i dont think he would have tasted it if it was rain or something.

  79. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 4:09 PM  

    Is Misterballer around?

  80. steups // 13/4/07 4:09 PM  

    I gotta top this off gangsta


    Who said that?

  81. steups // 13/4/07 4:15 PM  

    Shawty I love your name, and other things

  82. revenge // 13/4/07 4:24 PM  

    legend, im partial to lucy lui but i do agree that uma is gorgeous as well.

    good afternoon everyone...it seems as if life has suddenly gotten much much brighter.

    and whats all this about the blog grammys?

    what did i miss?

    txxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!

  83. steups // 13/4/07 4:27 PM  

    you won an award Revenge....most likely to kill somebody, lmao

  84. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 4:27 PM  

    yeah, what is the blog grammy's??

    hey revenge

  85. txshawty // 13/4/07 4:29 PM  

    REVEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

    How's my favorite bitter buddy?! lol

    Steups: Down boy lol

  86. revenge // 13/4/07 4:32 PM  

    tx im walking on sunshine darling girl...ive missed you and that trench coat! hows it over where u are?

    steups: that just means im the most passionate person as well. and psychotic. its a good mix when your a boriqua.

    hey bhatti, how are you?

  87. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 4:34 PM  

    I'm good, enjoying my last day of Spring Break

  88. steups // 13/4/07 4:38 PM  

    kinda worried about your recent pictures, Revenge.
    They are very wifely and motherly...there isn't the usual edge we've come to lust and covet

  89. txshawty // 13/4/07 4:40 PM  

    lol @ steups

    Revenge: Girl we're on a tornado watch for like 5 hrs and I haven't even left the job...It's gonna be so exciting to leave while we're under watch! That sounds crazy, but it may just be the daredevil in me!

    How's your baby?

  90. txshawty // 13/4/07 4:44 PM  

    {exhales} smh

  91. revenge // 13/4/07 4:44 PM  

    the baby is good getting big. tornado watch? girl you better be careful.

    steups: why are they motherly? i dont think so. should i try to change my picture?

  92. txshawty // 13/4/07 4:46 PM  

    I don't like the term 'tornado watch'...I mean it sounds like you're just gonna WATCH the tornado hit my HOUSE lol

  93. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 4:57 PM  

    Bhatti?

  94. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 5:00 PM  

    yes ??

  95. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 5:03 PM  

    Are you good with MySpace? I'm a virgin on there

  96. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 5:03 PM  

    ummm...I'm pretty good, like not really with layouts and stuff

  97. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 5:05 PM  

    How do you get it to play a song?

  98. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 5:06 PM  

    like how do you add a song to your page??

  99. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 5:07 PM  

    yeah

  100. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 5:08 PM  

    you have to search the artist on the music section. You know where it says home, browse, search, etc, well go to music and then search the artist you want. Then go to there page, see if they have the song you want and click add

  101. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 5:11 PM  

    That sux! I want a very specific song. I don't think I'm liking this MySpace too much.

  102. Shawn // 13/4/07 5:13 PM  

    Well if you click on the song you want that will be the song on your page.

  103. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 5:14 PM  

    I know, it kind of does stink mexi mama

  104. misterballer // 13/4/07 5:14 PM  

    yeah go and search artist, and u can listen to the song!! you don't have to add it, and some you can even download!@!

  105. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 5:16 PM  

    I think u have to be 12 to know how to really use it well.

  106. misterballer // 13/4/07 5:19 PM  

    huh? sometimes if you type the song it'll work mama, what's it called I'll find it for youu.

  107. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 5:19 PM  

    YES!! I Did it!! Thanks gentlemen.

  108. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 5:20 PM  

    I wanted the song Lost Yo Mind.

  109. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 13/4/07 5:21 PM  

    oh thats good, see it wasn't hard

  110. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 5:22 PM  

    I was about to drop-kick my computer

  111. misterballer // 13/4/07 5:23 PM  

    lmao, don't hurt it
    k thats good have fun.

  112. Mexi-rican Mama // 13/4/07 5:23 PM  

    Ok, now y'all have to add me so I have more than 2 friends. www.myspace.com/179429505

  113. misterballer // 13/4/07 5:25 PM  

    alrightt :))

  114. Dana - Purrrrrrrrrrrrfect // 13/4/07 5:25 PM  

    Rev don't listen to Steups your pics are gorgeous as usual - a gentle side of sexy...

    You're a total MILF,don't change them!!!!!! (yet)

  115. revenge // 13/4/07 5:27 PM  

    thank you dana

    steups likes hurting my feelings, hes trying to play the role of the dominant, thebastard.

    how are u my love?

  116. misterballer // 13/4/07 5:28 PM  

    By the way steupz I added you, accept

  117. misterballer // 13/4/07 5:28 PM  

    revenge whats yo myspace, I'll add ya

  118. revenge // 13/4/07 5:33 PM  

    mr baller ibelieve u already have.

    go to the link on the left side of the page...thats my myspace

  119. Danger Zone // 13/4/07 5:34 PM  

    Where is Steups?

  120. misterballer // 13/4/07 5:34 PM  

    oh hehe excuse me

  121. Dana - Purrrrrrrrrrrrfect // 13/4/07 5:35 PM  

    I feel good today Rev - sunshiny..

    How are you??????

  122. steups // 13/4/07 5:48 PM  

    New post lovers and friends and Dana

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