Charm School the Beginning

A Little Taste of Charm

"Once upon a time there was 13 girls who needed a little help. You see all these ladies made the very same, very big mistake. They showed their unruly behavior to the entire world, on a little show called 'Flavor of Love'." Monique announces as the 13 women ride in on a little yellow school bus."

Flashbacks of 'Flavor of Love' season 1 & 2 begin to reintroduce these ladies to the VH-1 viewers. We see Goldie The Puker drinking, singing and dancing around having a good time. Only a few seconds later...Goldie is doubled over puking up a storm. We hear someone say it smells like chicken.

Neeeexxxt is the beautiful Serious The Egomaniac. As she pulls up her red tank top flashing the camera man she states, "If they don't look like this then it don't matter." *looks down at my DDs in disappointment


We are now in a kitchen watching a whole chicken being put into a microwave. ( Is there a chicken theme being pushed here? KFC or maybe Church's a possible sponsor?) This could only be Hottie The Crazy Girl and we see Flavor Flav questioning her seriousness. And I get to see my favorite blink.

Rain The Screamer is having a melt down in a van telling New York to, " Shut the f@ck up!"


Emotions are still in high gear as the lovely Smiley The Crier tells someone hysterically, " If I want to cry, I can cry...." ( Well millions of viewers can and did see that ! Yes honey you can cry.)

Moving right along we see the H.B.I.C. tell Pumkin The Spitter, " Slap me b@tch, ...." you all remember the saliva flying and then next the spitter.


"It looks like porn baby girl." you guessed it Toasteee The Porn Girl. ( I need the definition of porn.)


From lust to gluttony we travel to Like Dat The Slob eating like she hadn't in 3 weeks, drinking from a gallon of milk and then burping. ( I am not going to lie, her eating habits left me speechless.)

" I'm gonna hold it down in yo crib..." Buckwild The Blackest White Girl "...it's time to get buckwild dawg!"

Wildin' out on the balcony is none other than Buckeey and Krazy The Balcony Brawlers. ( Is it a turn on for men to see two beauties fighting, minus mud?)


Continuing on the B theme we see Bootz The Hater up in Somethin's and later Krazy's face yelling at the top of her lungs trying to wake the dead, "...I'll be a top dollah hoe!"


Yelling in full effect, we witness Saaphyri The Fighter beating up that poor girl in the bedroom. Seconds later, Big Rick carries her out of the mansion still yelling. ( Does anyone else miss Big Rick?)

Some of us have been looking forward to this mess since last year. One gets the impression that there is going to be a lot of yelling, crying, yelling, fighting and then some more yelling. Watching the 'Charm School' introductions made my skin crawl. I'm thinking there is absolutely no hope for some of these ladies of ever eva seeing the $50,000 prize money. What does VH-1 expect? How does one make a skunk so charming that you don't notice it's smell? My apologies to anyone I may have offended with that comment. However, a few of these ladies are real rough around the edges. ( I mean raggedy jagged edges.) I don't think Monique has enough time to help them blossom into 'true' ladies. But hell it's reality television at its' best ...VH-1 can make anything happen through editing.

Credit: T-L-B

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