*thinking of writing something "I'll save it for QGasm." Anyhow, it appears to The Q. that many of The Blogspot's writers are confused. It seems they've come to the conclusion that we too are on a writer's strike. *sighs How UNPROFESSIONAL!!! Where the h*ll is Licious, Irresistible Deliscious & Jane? I truly need Irre to find his fabulousity and pull it back together. Have no fear; I am here to save your Thursday. Or at least I am attempting to save it by giving you a new post about absolutely nothing. Well not nothing, just a lustful moment because Legend reminded me today that The Q.'s lust has been missing from The Blogspot. (This is for you O.F.D.!) *waves to Nasser



Many of you know The Q. is a certified MySpace perve. So tonight I realized my Swagger Man had changed his default MySpace picture. Can I type, "Yummy yum"? *fans self Whiteboy is just too sexy for words. Do y'all think he has love for The Q.? Delusions are running rampant around here... so I can have one or two too. "Yes, Whiteboy remembers who I am & loves me." Now back to reality currently Whiteboy of 'I Love New York' is touring the country with Van Halen & Ky-Mani Marley. (Can a tour bus safely contain all that swagger?) Yep, I typed Whiteboy is swaggering his sexy self through the U.S. on the Van Halen 2007 tour. As Ky-Mani Marley's road manager a man gots to do what a man gots to do. (English majors please leave my poor grammar alone. Thank you in advance.) Does this include boinking groupies? *looks for butcher knife Ky-Mani Marley was selected to be the opening act for Van Halen. Dreads and Rock 'n' Roll how can the concert go wrong? The tour is selling out across the country in spite of high ticket prices. If you aren't cheap like this old woman, try to catch the concert tour when it comes to a town near you. I've heard it's an awesome show.

The next best thing would be to buy Ky-Mani Marley fire hot CD 'Radio' in stores now. I go to Best Buy to cop my music. The Blogspot wishes Whiteboy, Ky-Mani Marley, Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, David Lee Roth and Wolfgang Van Halen continued success!

Credit: MySpace

Another perve Qmoment!

The Q. isn't going to pretend to understand. I will keep on typing anyway because that's what I do. Sam of 'Rock of Love' will be showing Kansas more than love. Motley Cruz (lawd I typed Motley Crue at first) and the blond babe will be enjoying a night of all things Metal. (Someone hide the forceps!) So we talking Heavy Metal; I think. So if any of our readers have a thing for Heavy Metal and/or Sam of 'Rock of Love' The Replay is the place to be in Lawrence, KS tonight. Broke and low on funds, no worries the cover is only $2. There is going to be a lot of tattoos up in that joint. (Remind me never to allow Sam to iron my clothes.)

On a non Heavy Metal note Reality On The Side is up and running. VH1's new show 'The Shot' recap is up! Also 'Gotti's Way' recap is up & Duane 'Dog' Chapman's use of the N-Word is touched on. You can click Reality On The Side to read Groovy's recap of 'The Shot', happy Monday to all!!!

Don't miss tonight's episode 5 of 'I Love New York 2'. Buddha is resurrected from his reality television death. But The Q. ain't said a word. Watch 'I Love New York 2' on VH1 @ 9PM *sighs I love Mondays.

Credit: My new computer

A metal Qmoment!