Rock of Love2: Bret's Cracklin' Korie

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Korie of 'Rock of Love 2' currently lays her head down in the ATL! For you nerds that is the hip term for Atlanta, Georgia. Korie and her twin sister Wendie are nomadic in nature. The 'Rock of Love 2' beauty has previously lived in Miami (I miss Whiteboy!), New Jersey & New York. A week ago Korie, Wendie & a best friend took a road trip. Georgia was the destination to work on a music project. She has no guesstimate on how long she's staying in party central. So she calls the ATL home for now. This 'Rock of Love 2' beezy has a lot of love for Atlanta. She adulates the city's architecture, clubs, sports activities and radio stations. Basically Korie holds high city life without the New York chaos. If that isn't enough Korie shares, "...the south has the best looking men & women." The young woman who loves to travel admits to having a salt tooth. Yes ma'am & sir I typed salt not sweet. "... anything with high sodium, fat back. I love southern food, fried chicken, collard greens, sweet potato casserole, okra, etc. One fast food restaurant I absolutely love that they don't have in the north is Captain D's. I always get a side of cracklins." (Lawd help me this 'Rock of Love 2' beezy said FAT BACK & CRACKLINS!)

Besides a heart attack, stroke or diabetes waiting to happen, Korie of 'Rock of Love 2' is a devoted & dedicated aunt. She loves her nephew dearly. Though she is patient when it comes to her nephew, with other individuals she'll blow up quickly. Basically, if you didn't come out of her snatch you're sh!t out of luck. If a short fuse isn't enough Korie has an issue with gas. I am not typing about the high price of gas either. She'll fart whenever & wherever, no matter the occasion. Moments like this, I am so thankful Smellivision isn't available yet. (Try BEANO Korie!)

Korie's parents separated when she was 7 years old. Her mother instilled in Korie and her sister the importance of having an open mind. She equally raised her daughters to be in control of their lives and follow their dreams. Her father on the flip side taught her to keep seeds in old black & gray film canisters, no moisture or light. Korie was for the most part a good kid. She lived vicariously through her twin. In her younger years the 'Rock of Love 2' beauty raced a friend on a highway. Unfortunately for her the cops where in the vicinity, a high speed chase soon followed. Korie got away. She laughs, "I guess this b!tch can drive." Y'all this beezy on some Daisy of 'The Dukes of Hazzard' ish!

When Korie auditioned for 'Rock of Love 2', she did not know the identity of the rock star. She concedes to having a suspicion & hoping it was Bret Michaels. If it wasn't Bret she considered not doing the show. There's a presence about Bret that draws her in. She wanted to see if he was real or just Hollywood glam. She finds his pretty face & long hair attractive. You see Korie dates both men & women. So Poison's front man is the perfect type of man. He's just enough fem but still carries his masculinity. *sitting here scratching my head

For all you smart @sses, yes I washed it! We know why Korie is attracted to Bret. Now tune in to VH1 every Sunday @ 9PM starting January 13th to find out if Bret falls for this interesting 'Rock of Love 2' beezy. I am dying to see if Korie gets the final V.I.P. pass. Y'all think about it. This chick loves to travel & women. Bret would be in heaven, unless she stole all his groupies.

Credit: VH1

A cracklin' Qmoment!

11 comments

  1. Wumpus // 12/1/08 11:17 AM  

    hmm, pretty, but I haven't figured out her waist. She must have an elongated torso as in the top picture, it looks like she has no hips/waist. Maybe she is really a wormaid (a human female upper body and a worm lower body). I guess we will have a better understanding tomorrow.

  2. The Q © 2010 // 12/1/08 11:23 AM  

    NOT TODAY BUBO!!!

    Honestly she has a nice figure. It's the red top, low waist jeans & the way the picture is cropped.

    Korie is a pretty woman.

  3. Wumpus // 12/1/08 11:57 AM  

    Hey, I said she was pretty. I figured it was just an angle issue, but did not factor in the clothing issues. The second picture is very pretty..even though I cannot see her tail. She is the prettiest so far, IMO.

  4. Anonymous // 12/1/08 1:34 PM  

    Lmao worman...or whatever Bubo said! I can't believe thats the same girl n that second picture!! The second pic makes her alot more attractive!!

  5. Anonymous // 12/1/08 2:56 PM  

    Korie will kill Bret with all that junkfood eatin wayz!!! There is NO WAY he will pick her.....um or maybe she will make up for it in other wayz!! ,lol

  6. Jess // 13/1/08 10:44 PM  

    Mmm, fatback and cracklins! Us GA gals must not be too different, whether it be North GA or ATL! I'm hungry now. And feeling a bit less snarky about her looking like a drag queen. :-)

    Is that 2nd pic of her, too? If so, she looks a lot prettier in that pic.

  7. Wumpus // 14/1/08 12:20 AM  

    After watching the first episode, Ambre's picture did her justice and I can do without ever seeing Angilique the freak ever again

  8. Anonymous // 14/1/08 1:20 PM  

    Nah, Korie is hot! I knew her and her twin from the ATL Coyote days. Let me tell you, the short fuse ain't a lie BUT she was loads of fun...

  9. Baby™aka Beatrix Kiddo aka The Bride // 14/1/08 1:43 PM  

    Angelique is terrifying, OMFG.

  10. Anonymous // 19/1/08 9:11 PM  

    ok, I just have to ask, what the hell does this constant BEEZY mean????? I mean ive heard 20 year olds using BREEZY, but is BEEZY something 40+ year olds use, maybe that would explain why I am clueless. Can someone please enlighten me?

  11. Anonymous // 19/1/08 9:12 PM  

    Ive had nightmares since first seing Angelique

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