Wait, before I begin drewling all over my computer about I Love New York 2, allow me to correct an oversight on last night's Mission: Man Band post. Steups text messaged me in the middle of the night *sexy, huh!?* and prompted me to watch the show. If not for that text, there would be no Man Band & Licious. Thanks, Steups! *Back to your regularly scheduled program*
OMG! OMG! Was I, or was I NOT just talking about I Love New York 2 last night?? IT's fate! This morning, after wiping the MOST attractive sleep out of my eyes, I went to perv VH1's website... as usual. And right there... glistening like new money, were the words we've all been dying to read: "Meet New York's Men!" *I'd LOVE to meet her men! Thanks for the invite!*
VH1 promises to reveal individual pictures of all the fellas throughout the week. Apparently, there were different categories of men this season:
1. The Mama's Boys: These are the dudes who I can only assume are the snitches & bitches of the bunch. Or the ones Sister Patterson secretly longs to have relations with her dayum self.
2. The Online Casting Fellas: These clearly are the dudes who won the online contest. *Shout out to Solomon Wise & Darnell Wright!*
3. The Regular Casting Fellas: These must be the dudes who were selected by Miss New York.
For those of you who are foaming at the mouth for the premiere on October 8th, I hope that this wets your whistle just a little bit. You can visit VH1.com to check out all of the sneak peek pics. We all know that I am The Q's Wonder Twin. I am the less diligent of the Twins so something tells me that The Q, a.k.a. Inspector Gadget, will have some VERY JUICY tidbits to share with you... maybe a little more of an appetizer then what I have to offer. *I bow to The Q's research skills. She's like a pit bull who clamps on and doesn't let go until she's satisfied. She's THE TRUTH I tell you!*
Enjoy these few pics and wait anxiously for a post from The Q. I CANNOT WAIT to see what she came up with. Now that the cast has been revealed, my Sidekick 3 *Shout out to T-Mobile! The payment is on it's way!* is blowing up so I'm off to answer 101 more questions. I'll be posting my Mission:Man Band recap later on tonight. Please forgive my recapping skills. I'm a rookie! Until then... Don't be a Swagger Jacker! Get a swagg of your own!
*Credit: VH1 & insomnia
*You've just experienced some ECSTATIC Liciousness*
ummm... is that an effing midget??
ROFL! Ok, then
Yes Here4Beer it's a person of small stature. Omg, what is the politically correct term?
Dwarf or little person
OK well I'll just keep calling him an effing midget until NY gives him a decent nickname. How bout that?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm so excited for ILNY2
Steups you have e-mail.
not answering....yuh get meh real vex wit dat talk dis morning
What's goodie people?!
Indeed it is little person or dwarf as the politically correct term. And by the way Beer, VH1 already revealed his name... it's Midget Mac.
It's still REALLY weird to be seeing my words on this blog. I feel like a professional now.
and yes, they can be offended all they want...midget just sounds better
I like Midget better too. It has a nice ring to it as far as I'm concerned
Midget Mac?
Does he come with ketchup and a Coke.
WTH?
I need you in e-mail you fucker. I am so tired of you acting like you are bleeding and using heavy tampons.
You need to treat me like your man because I am not bleeding.
I think we're pregnant
I so want to see that midget kick that comedian guy's ass, lmao.
steups that Bushwick Bill from the Ghetto Boys' LOL
Now I want a double quarter pounder with cheese. Thanks a lot Steups.
And OMG @ yall arguing. I love the use of the word "fucker" though. It brings back memories!
NO WAY @ Bushwick Bill... that ain't right. *holdin back laughter cuz I know its wrong*
By comedian guy do you mean Darnell Wright??
Bushwick Bill LMAO
Okay Im off to Target. Ill be back un momento.
*Deuces @ my Twin... ill call you from the car
lmfao at Bushwick Bill.
Pimp, you know Bushwick is missing an eye and a testicle
where's Mr New York? I miss my homey.
And we've added Damien to the encyclopaedic list of writers
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa a midget!!!!! vh1 needs to stop foreal lmao lmao lololololololol ohhhhh this really makes my day~~~mr.new york
HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOUR DAY, HOMEY?
lmao steups yur nutz lmao~~~mr.new york
steups are you a midget did i offend you lol~~~mr.new york
lmao...my penis is bigger than that guy.
Not guy's...GUY.
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO VOTED FOR THE MIDGET
LMAO HOW YOU BEEN DOIN STEUPS~~~MR.NEW YORK
LMAO SHIT I WOULD HAVE PLAYED THE MIDGET JUST TO GET CLOSE TO MY WIFE LOL~~~MR.NEW YORK
I have been excellent
and that midget looks gay, too.
OH MY GOD
THIS SHIT IS GONNA BE WILD
LMAO
VERY WILD LMAO I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!~~~MR.NEW YORK
CANT WAIT TIL THE REUNION!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!~~~MR.NEW YORK
2 things
The midget looks like Mr New York in this picture.
The guy next to th midget looks like Ray J
I hope he winner does not have a big fucking mouth like tango and gives away the win like that damm turtle did.
steups lmao lmao loloololol yur otta yur mind~~~mr.new york
the midget should win if he looks like me~~~mr.new york
CLICK THE 2ND PICTURE, MR NEW YORK.
Jane, I have a big mouth.
Nick don't talk to me,
until your ready the give me the full 100 about you know what.
YOUR CRAZY~~~MR.NEW YORK
ARE YALL GONNA LISTEN TO THE ELLE WORD TOMMARROW AT 7:00 IM TALKING ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE WITH SISTER PATTERSON~~~MR.NEW YORK
For real...we should promote that from tonight
I already tell you more than I would anyone else. Isn't that enough, love?
Whatever nick
It's like what I said to a good friend of mine. Can't you love me for me?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL~~~MR.NEW YORK
lol can these people get any more pathetic? sorry but 15 minutes of fame is'nt worth my pride
New post up.
Whats goodie people?!
SUP JANE! *wink*
MR. NY! Im mad at you cuz you dont love me anymore.
Is that Lil Wayne?
Lil Wayne? NO WAY! CTFU!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, if that was Lil Wayne, he'd have Baby all up on him kissing each other.
HELL NAW!!!
Y'all are some haters.
There is some sexiness in that picture.