Fisting J.R.

Dallas was a fun interview. She is witty, bright and unbelievably funny. Dallas has no fear of VH-1 or 'big brother'. Dallas is who she is and makes ZERO apologies for it. She has a dark sense of humor that The Q. enjoys. There are jokes within her answers. I hope you all pick up on them. (And if you don't... so sad, too bad.) Dallas is a character, no doubt about it. Let the interview begin!

Where were you born and raised?

Houston, Texas. No, I wasn't named after the city Dallas nor a porn star. I was named after a person. (Got to love her, one less question to ask!)

What's your favorite childhood memory?

Wow that's a hard question. I'll tell you in 2 weeks. Actually, I don't have any.

Do you believe blonds have more fun?

No. Our society and the media likes to promote that blond & blue-eyed is the beauty aesthetic to shoot for. It's not. There is all sorts of beautiful women who aren't blond or blue-eyed. Blond isn't the be all and end all of beauty. I'm not blond and I have lots of fun.

What's your idea of fun?

Getting shit faced, being me, (watching) old movies, fashion shows and getting free sh!t.

Free sh!t is always good. Share with our readers what your experience was like during the 'Rock of Love' casting.

Really funny, I knew I was going to be on the show. They were acting like I was the second coming of Jesus. Afterwards, I packed my bag. I had to take this step.

Your thoughts once you arrived at the 'Rock of Love' mansion?

The furniture was filthy and used. The food seemed used too, as if it had been sitting there for 4 months. Considering I was the negro of the show, I should be thankful. They didn't beat me.

Give me a minute Dallas to get it together. You are killing me. Tiffany threw a racial slur at you. Did you think about taking her out?

No. She drank the entire time. She looked like she's in her 40s. I pity her. Whatever she called me didn't make a difference in my life. Who cares? I am not a n!#$er.

Fair enough. Are you thinking about joining PETA anytime soon?

Maybe, possibly I'll wear my fur coat. I should've packed 3 suitcases instead of 2. I could've packed my fur. We're in America. I'll wear leather, fur and eat meat. I am not Hitler or a publicist. I think there is a desire to promote an image that black people are evil. You would think by now people would be smarter and tolerant. I eat cheeseburgers. I am not raping babies, eating babies, raping animals & then eating them.

Okay that cancels out my beastiality question. I viewed Lacey and you get into a physical altercation, care to elaborate?

She continued to touch me for an hour or so with me telling her 'Don't touch me.' She kept on pushing me. I think there is a stereotype of sassy, black girl who will fight. Whoever's idea it was... I wasn't willing to cater to fulfilling their stereotype. I was conscious of my environment. I've had dreams of beating and degrading her (Lacey) for the entertainment of my future grandkids.

Did you make any life long friends in the house?

No, but the casting director is cool. I like Sammie. For the most part I don't like those 'smoke crack on your head hoes.'

You want me to include this in the interview?

Sure.

Explain your experience in a nutshell in the 'Rock of Love' mansion?

I was the most adult in the room. There was a lot drunkenness, no self respect and cliches. Things done out of stupidity. Basically individuals should've slowed down and stopped drinking.

You mentioned shoving fists up @sses. OUCH! Would you care to elaborate?

I don't receive anal play on me. I do it (fisting) because I'm talented. I really don't have a fetish.

What are your future goals and aspirations?

I want to be the black Marilyn Monroe. I want to be rich but not famous.

One more question, there is a lot of negativity on the message boards about your looks. Care to share your thoughts on the situation?

I don't care. I look like Naomi Campbell. I have more than looks. I have personality and a genius I.Q. I know who I am.

Alright then we're done. My fastest interview ever! By the way, I love the skull & cross bones dress. Where do you get those cute halter dresses?

I love Mexican clothing stores. They have the cutest clothes and good deals. The skull & cross bones dress was $8.

A quick Qmoment!