It's Monday, except in Australia and New Zealand; and that means tonight is Episode 4 of I Love New York. Hopefully New York kicks White Boy's ass off the show.
But if it doesn't happen, I am prepared; I bought my red towel this morning, lmao.
Because you know that's how real men do it.
All I need are my toy guns from Toys 'R" Us and I'll have Jane obssessing over my ass too.
(re-reading this I think I may have internal issues, lmao)
And if anyone is upset by that, then (clears my throat three times) "step outside the blog and I'll beat yo ass"
Grunt....grunt, grunt. (tucks in shirt and cleans cheap shades)
You know, I forgot why I started this post....Oh! The picture of New York and her father. Her brother too.
I got it from New York's brother's blog.
He is a really nice dude, and always willing to be civil. But don't go bombarding him with questions because he is really averse to publicity.
Finally, here is Toasteee's audition tape . It's uhhhh; what's the word for it? Tasteless!
Credit: Angel (is she in the faculty?)
1/2th
Steups, you are not even right. Why are you trying so hard to get WB's attention?
Hey now
Steups I really like you ...
Will you be my boyfriend????
Seems like everytime I see Ny in a pic her boobs look worst.
She need to get her money back.
Ive seen boobs that are more convincing.
Ummm yeah, that didnt sound right! lol
I said "Yes", I will be your boyfriend.
Bond's girl, it's my repressed homosexuality.
How you doin?
I thought you'd choose a better name, though.
Steups you have Hella fans.
Oh and let me know when you are going to take our predictions.
Im not even sure about mine yet.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww don't you just love the cyber love thing.
Go Steups you are the man and you better treat anon right.
Steups' got a girlfriend, steups' got a girlfriend....wait, it is a girl, right?
Shawty: LMAO
Steups and anon, kissing in a tree, K-I-S-S-ING.
Ok I forgot the rest.
Shawty knowing Steups it is a girl
My prediction on the two that are going home tonight:
Rico, and (I hate saying this) Onix.
I'm going back into seclusion now.
Miss y'all! Well, most of you. LOL
Shawn:...first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage...lol
Of course I'm a girl.
A girl with a serious crush
There, baby, do you like that name better?
GROOOOOOVYYYYYYYYYYY!
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"...well that's not ALWAYS true, some ppl have gland problems...but anyways...lol
Anonymous: Awww so sweet, you like-y the steups...such love, such bliss
Anon: Let us know if he acts up on you...so we can put a cyber foot in his cyber a*&...lol
Ok so exactly how many weeks do we have left of ILNY?
Also are the eliminations are going to continue to be by threes?
LOL @ TX
wtf?
Why are readers so angry with me?
And I appreciate your crush, girl. I really do.
Because I know what it's like to be e-dumped
6 @ Posh.
no I am wrong.
Wait a minute, that person wrote Steupz with a "Z"...
Jane! Is that you, lmao.
Steups: Who e-dumped you? Plz dish! lol
Just 6 weeks? It's going by soooo quickly!
Shawn: You're wrong about...?? The time left?
ok...predictions time
Who's going home?
Is it two people this week or three. I think it might be 2?
PPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOSSHHHHHHH!
SHAAAAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN!
it's 2
And yes I am wrong about 6 more weeks.
Steups, it's just two tonight hon.
And I yelled that from my secluded little place.
Groovey where have you been?
You miss the party this weekend.
Steups: Ok, so there's
Chance
Real
Tango
Rico
Mr. Boston
Whiteboy
Onix (exhale)
....is that all?! OMG(oodness)
Shawn, I've been locked up. And I'm not really here now. I seriously need to go get the kids.
Groovy: I missed-ed-ed-ed you girl where you been? The kids didn't get a hold of your duct tape and bind you up did they? lol
Shawn: ONLY TWO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOo...
Thnx Shawn
How many are going tonight?
Leaving this week:
Rico
Mr. Boston
Hi Anon whats up?
Groovy: ok Imaginary friend...I don't see you... :-(
Tx, I miss you too hon. The kids know better than to touch my duct tape. That's punishable by a week without video games. ;)
*waves on the way out to go get the little dahlings*
Onix isn't going anywhere. She didn't have implants at the time. So no objects were bloxking her vision. Onix is good.
You rag on a man who discovered someone he cared about died.
Yet you remain silent about a splinter.
*shakes head*
Groovy the blog needs you back! Cause I am about to cut this FUCKER!!!
And I means this................
Hey Groovey
I understand.
steups new girlfriend: That's who I'm thinking..Rico for sure...You should register so other "steups lovers" don't fabricate your name...
Ok so how many More weeks are left?
LOL
Hold Up I still have the band on COntract.
So let me know if you still need them.
{uses body weight to fight the door marked "Hell" to keep it from coming out on bail}
Plz Groovy...Quanda is about to hurt SOMEBODY...and I can't hold HELL that much longer lol
who e-dumped me?
Did you read the post?
And you're still asking?
Can't you feel the bitterness?
The absolute rage brought about by unrequited love?
Quanda, Stay away from the Knife.
I hope steups have life insurance.
Is it possible that Steups is still doing his theis thingy for school.
LOL
I see why the fans don't post. They think this blog is a looney bin.
Steups why don't you apologize to Quanda again.
Steups could you just forget about the past so we could move forward together.
Let go of the bitterness baby
Steups: {looks slowly away wide-eyed} Um...I know who YOU love...but I don't know who you were actually E-DATING...now that THAT"S out of the way...I have been informed
Oh LAWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDD! Steups you have a NEW girl now...focus on her lol geez man
Let it go Steups
Let the anger go
Let everything be in the past like you did with your afro wigs, your tupuc fistpick comb, your polyester suit and the fishtank shoes. Talking about it's all going to come back and you can't wait.
Listen to your girlfriend today.
You don't want to dance today with me....trust me.
*looks for dancing shoes with hidden blades
FUCKFACE
Hey (almost) everybody! I took that "which New York are you" quiz, and, unsurprisingly, it told me I was "HBIC" New York. So true.
Ha...she said my word...{regains composure and tries to stop laughing}
DorFam: OMG(oodness) I forgot all about 12-PACK! How could I?! Ah man, that says alot! Maybe he won't go...after all he did DRY HUM the CRAP outta her on the commercial preview!
Hey Royal-T...boo that was NO suprise on the quiz lol
What the hell is going on in here? Y'all mean to tell me there's DRAMA.... WITHOUT me?!?!?! You have to be fuckin' kidding....
hello shawty darling.
hey irre
Well since I have the band till Friday
Hey Band are you ready.
1-2-3
"LONG LIVE GROOVEY KEEP GROOVEY ALIVE"
hello
Would anybody like some chexmix? I'm totally on a health kick now. See, I've been really stressed lately. And I've put on THREE fuckin' pounds since last wednesday. ( Probably b/c I've been eating cheescake and pickles and brownies and potato chips and ice cream and candy.) But i can't help but eat when I'm sad....
If I keep growing at this rate, I'll be the size of a piano by spring break...
Royal-T: Update!
Steups is still pining for Quanda, but has a new girlfriend whose name is coincidentally..."Steups new girlfriend"...we are all trying to convince him to move on with his new girl so that he can focus on her and NOT get cut by Quanda...lol
And that is all lol
Hi ANONYMOUS...how are you darlin?
If ther are only two leaving I would have to say 1
12 pack and Mr. Boston
Royal-T: What are you sad for?
Rico is SO going home tonight. I love him to death... and he is sooooo sweet. But I know he's goin' home. And probably 12~Pack.
I am getting to know my girlfriend better, and from first look, she makes the past look like Whoopi Goldberg with a bad weave.
i'm good txshawty
Hey Irre
Girls Iam off to lunch. Im starved!!! I could eat all that stuff Irre mentioned but Im on a diet.
Lata
Posh: i know...I wonder if she'll get to know Rico better b4 he leaves...b/c was it Heat that said that some guys weren't shown as much and didn't get portrayed as having any personality...b/c they weren't just "out there" with all the performing..they were mellow and NORMAL {Onix, Rico, Heat...etc}
Hey, I should be taking these predictions, who's said what so far?
I am so taken up with this girl, it aint funny.
We just shared a word either of us thought only we knew...
Is all this apart of your THESIS paper since you admitted this weekend that you the blog for your thesis @ Steups?
Steups: We've got progress, that's good...um...I guess??
LOL @ Whoopi Goldberg with a bad weave...loving that simile..lol
LMAO....make sure it's her real pic. And I love Whoopi....so I am not tripping.
AND DON'T FUCKING BLOW UP MY E-MAIL ANYMORE...FUCKING NUT!!!!
FUCKFACE.
Groovy is going to be back shortly y'all. I am working on it.
Dorfam: {opens trenchcoat slowly} If you're looking to cheat on your diet, I got the goods to pass the test lol
Posh: Bye Happy Eating to YOU!
steups i seen your girlfriend and she dam ugly ha ha ha ha
Quanda is like a mind-reader....i don't even have to ask for the word, she already has it at my disposal...lol
Quanda, why are you making such a grand effort to have people believe I email you?
Because I don't remember sending you a single email
(just remember email are private and you should keep correspondence to your damn self)
Ok I am so lost on this one.
Why do I feel like I am being setup on this one.
Quanda is there something going on?
"you think you're better than me"
It sure as hell wasn't White Boy, lmao.
DorFam: That's what I"M saying...I wonder who she was sayin that too because Rico and someone else (i can't remember...12-pack??) were at the door tattling on whomever said it...
Nicholas what did you do this time?
Shawn: I don't understand either lol...
"Gonna be a while....grab a Snickers"
{jerks open trenchcoat} lol
where is my girlfriend?
It was so good to have someone rave about me for a damn change.
Shawn...nothing?
I mean i did send her one email saying I'd kill myself if she came on here talking about White Boy; but I was only half-joking.
Will somebody PUHLEEZE tell me what in God's name everyone is talking about? Who is steups so crazy about? And what happened with Groovy? And is there an ARGUMENT going on? And most importantly, where is my boyfriend?? (Intense)
can someone summarize who's going home for me...
That is if you have loads of time
You can use a format like
Dorfam-- wb, mrb
the absolutely gorgeous and incredibly sexy, Q - t, 12p
Sorry babe.
I was busy getting prepared for our private recap session.
You know the one we have every week after we watch I Love NY ...
Can't wait.
This upcoming episode is the church episode...so I doubt Mr. Boston is going anywhere...I read somewhere that Onix was a preacher-son...but I don't think he's going anywhere...I don't know I GIVE THE FREAK UP...but my pics for this week are....
Heat and Rico
Sorry babe.
I was busy getting prepared for our private recap session.
You know the one we have every week after we watch I Love NY ...
Can't wait.
Remember you don't send me e-mails!
LMAO.....
You know you are lucky Steups. One day your nose is going to get Fat.
To bad people don't know how to see the IP's of his blog then they will know who all the anon's are.
Royal-T: His girlfriend is on NOW...she's not registered, but her name is "steups new girlfriend"
Steups New Girlfriend: You really should register so no one can steal your name...and try to holla @ steups on the slick tip (lol....yea sure)...but really you should register!
Sorry about the double posts honey.
I got so excited I hit 'Publish' twice
Kisses!
Us being together is really kismet
DorFam: I know right?! I'm not usually into long hair on a dude (unless it's neatly braided), but he looks soooo good like that...
Oh damnnnnnnn, it's definitely you.
(deafened by the sound of readers going to dictionary.com)
kismet means don't waste your time because Steups has found his life-partner
Holla!
*gags*
*rolls eyes*
Who is this "steups' girlfriend" bitch. I don't know her, but I don't like her. And as a matter of fact, that doesn't SEEM to be a girl. I think a guy is typing that. Me and Steups' new girlfriend are NOT gonna get along.
12~Pack is leavin', Rico is leavin', and I think Heat might be leavin'.
Steups: Wow...are you insinuating stupidity by assuming others don't know the meaning of that word?!
only two this week Royal-t
DorFam: Cause she's THAT dog-gone freaky..WHATEVER she plans on doing with that saw would HURT to high Hell-o! lol
Tx, you caught that too.
LOL....I deal with it daily.
Shawn,.......LMAO...you slay me.
Steups where is the whole pic of this family. How old is this picture?
I'm noticing something and I'm not going to say anything. There is a pic of her on VH1. I just hope she know who did it.
Quanda: Yes I caught it, contrary to popular belief, my being friendly and nice, doesn't equate to ignorance...I have my slow days, but I am not completely DUMB! lol
What's this dungeon and dragons.
Steups are you talking to yourself again?
Shawn check yur email in about 2 mins
Go TX.
Quanda, LOL. My head is not right at this time.
Can someone look at this pic and tell me what you see.
Then on Fox Reality show she was sure wearing alot of clothes. She keep the jacket close.
Shawn let it go. You know and just let it go. Please, let it go.....
If you throw another hint out...I am going to SCREAM.
Ok @ NV
OK NEW YORK IS PREGNANT.
THERE.
Damm steups
I go away and come back and you still on his dick, when are you going to jump off so someelse can get a turn.
I am talking to Royal T.
And Shawn, you are giving me mixed messages
*faints* by who
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN! INTENSE IS IN THA BUILDIN (young jeezy's "i luv it" plays n tha background*)....wus hatnin evurybudy!!!(*dust's confetti off his shoulders*)
Are you insinuating that NY is pregneant? B/C I've been speaking that for MONTHS, but nobody believes me. Anywayz, I just posted on
www.caramelscream.blogspot.com
Shawn
by who?
NY is talking to Boston cuz at the church he says he's Jewish. And made a comment about Momma NY being overly excited at the church... He wont be gone tho cuz VH1 needs him around for the show ratings. Ny will forgive him.
Steups what you talkin' bout, honey? Only two WHAT this week? Anywayz, I don't appreciate you cheating on me with this anonymous hoochie.
INTENSE!!!! HEY baby! I missed the FUCK outta you! What you been up to Papi?
I don't know but if you look at this pic on this blog something is not right. THen there is the Fox Reality show when has NY ever wore Proper clothes.
There is a pic of her on VH1 that would shock the hell out of you.
and the dad is flava flav shwan
New York has had some work done, I believe. There's this one pic of her on Vh1 where she's talking on the phone in a pastel robin~egg blue dress. She's very pretty.
royal, this woman is no hoochie, unless hoochie is the new word for a top shotta
The woman is hotter than an apartment on Mars
Shawn; Yea remember Royal-T/IRRE, was saying the same thing a lil b4 the show came on...at the VH1 Big in '06 Reality Awards when she had the china doll hair style? and the boobs were on PREMIERE MODE?! lol
HEY INTENSE!
When i saw her picture I bit my lip so hard the blood dripped as if I were slashed.
God FORBID if she's pregeant by Flav. I still stand by my notion that she'll pick either Whiteboy, Flav, or Tango. Her and whiteboy would have a very pretty baby. Her and Tango's baby wouldn't be gourgeous, but it would be cute. And her and FLAV. The doctor's will try to push that little bastard back in. Fa SHO.
I like the babydoll dress. But all at how her arms are lay to the side. The paid close attention to the bow. She is out there.
flav is the real father of new york baby
Steups I'm getting jealous. Can I have a hug? Just to keep the peace?
i dont really like the new twins NY purchesed....she should def find tha receit on those..imeadetly...she was a lot more attractive wit her old lil tits.....
Intense: Lol True
Steups: You don't have to convince us that you're feeling the girl...we believe you...lol
Has anyone else noticed those nasty adds on the blogspot? (At the very top of the screen?) One says "find promiscous women". and "How to catch a cheater", Anywayz, Intense, honey, you're IGNORING me. Shall I pull out the handbook?
Royal, I know you just didn't say the half-white baby would be pretty; because that' shit is so random it angers me
TX...I have neglected you, somewhat.
How you doin'?
I left a message for you this weekend
Shawn; Kudos on your OBSERVATION SKILLS...I noticed that NY's weight gain was abnormal from that of someone who ate too much as opposed to one of pregnancy....
YOU BELIEVE HIM TX.
LMAO...............
Steups: Somewhat? Yea...but yes I got your message and I also left you one as well...I am very appreciative that I am one of your top ppl...but I'm good...how have you been holding up?
O GEEEZE...yea...lets keep the book where it iz....WUS^ lil buddy...u an't been on hur alllllll weekend... so yea....theres been a hiatus...anywho....WATS GOOOD
Yes, that WOULD be a beautiful baby, steups. (And where the HELL is my hug??) Anywayz think about it, Multiracial babies are alway's the cutest. It would be in the words of Mr. Boston, "light skinned black" and it would have gorgeous eyes and curly NATURAL hair (not a weave). Awwwww...... sooooo cute.......
HI does anyone want to cheerup a dejected woman today?
Quanda: Pacification is the tactic which I am using...lol
EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Ok...I do I do...um....Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy, Joy JOy...lOve peace hair grease..um...lol..
No need to be appreciative...it's just a reflection of the esteem I have for you.
I can't count the amount of times your caring email have lifted the gloom.
Nothing's good intense baby. I've gained 3 friggin' pounds. Would you still love me if I was a lil' thick? Because all the weight is going to my thighs and my booty.
*actually that's a serious question, intense. I'm not joking."
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Girl, how you doin'?
DorFam: I love you if no one else does, and I highly doubt I'm the only one who does...HIGHLY...
TX Girl u are carzy.LOL :)
Back all...
Here are my predictions
Chance
Rico
I'd happily cheer up a dejected woman. But demented? That's a bit of a stretch for me. (LOL) J/K, Electra. What's goin' on?
maan....u kno dat an't true...i have seen my fair sure of sum gremlin lookn sand children....prime example....james brown lil boy an't cute....diana ross son (LaMicael) look he like hes bound 2 grow up 2 be wackjako part 2 n den tina maries child....DAMN
Not so good Steups but getting there.
Steups: {sniffles, and wipes eyes} I said I wasn't gonna do this...I told myself in the car...'you will not cry when/if steups shows you gratitude' lol
dorfam, I have love for you.
Although I wonder if you reciprocate
Steups
I could never be obsessed with you,
not when we lust over the same man.
I love you too, Dorfam. You see, I too am a middle child. But I always DEMANDED my attention instead of pouting when I didn't get it. I'd break things, I'd cry, I'd piss in a plant. Whatever it took.
Well Shawty, if they asked me to rate you guys on genuineness...you'd be second to Electra
a close second.
DorFam: I said something to you sugar honey iced-tea...I DID, I DID , read up...you know I luuuuuuuvvs.... HARPO...God Knows I do...but I KILL HIM DEAD...wait, that's not the quote i'm lookin for...lol
LOL that's funny intense. But answer my question dammit.
Oh Dorfam, E loves u girl, dont go. Pleeeeeeease!!!
HI Royal T, I am not so good but then again everyone has hard times, NO? Thanks
Headz up
Mr Boston or Real will not be eliminated tonight or next week.
Jane..you didn't say that this afternoon.
You were all giggly and grateful for the attention.
But you should be wary that I can stel your man like that snaps fingers
Posh: You thinkg CHANCE is leaving? Doesn't he get to feed NY the strawberry n'stuff? lol AND he gets one of those double date thingys she had to have on FOL with WHITEBOY!
Hey Irre
an't nuttin wrong dat Irre....i mean...a nice, thick ass NEVA hurt NOBUDY...
I meant worried and steal, but Electra and Shawty in the same box, confused me
Intense, wassup son?
Shawty remember that not everything makes the airwaves.
Dorfam I am the 4th child out of 7 so I know how it feels u never feel like u belong.
Now I am the fav. (thinking to self - u know life is not that bad)
E...have you seen the video yet?
I better go to v-spot and see whats happening
DorFam: Haha..lol
ROyal-T: YOu PISSED in a plant? I wonder what the plant grew up to be...lol
Steups: Why does that confuse you? lol
Posh: yea thats true, but I wonder when they get the double date...
Nope will check it out.
{Bows on knees and begins prayer for DorFam...}
Lawd make be a bird, so I can fly far, far, far away from lil Chucky..lol
TX..on that same date wit whitboy..he got told 2 shut tha fuck up.....by NY...and den he tells her to shut tha fuck up (A NO NO)...i mean....i think new york is gunna find out his true colors (yellow,pink,purple,magenta,blue..etc)....cause its becomin a lil repetive that EVURY EPISODE shes like....THATS MY THUG...AND HES SO THUG...i think thats forshadowing that she is gunna find him shavin chamos legs
I'll try to remember that Dorfam, thanks
Steups you suck for that comparison
and Dorr if i had your email momma i would email you
Im a detective like a mutha and the reason why I know that Mr.Boston and Real aint going nowhere is because if you watch the preview you see Mr.Boston dribbling the ball and Real bumpin chest with another person. That episode doesnt air untill Feb.12
(Evil grin)
So that's cool wit you Intense?
*oh GAWD you got me heated papi..*
I bet me and you could REALLY do some intense shit, huh?
Electra and Revenge
Electra and Tx
One name remains consistent....that's good!
Posh Gemz, HEY baby. Have you read my latest on Caramels Cream?
*trying to change subject since Intense is REALLY starting to 'grind my motors'*
INTENSE: lol...true, true...yea b/c that's how everything is set up...critical characters/themes in a novel, show, or movie are always shown in a repetitive fashion...
That's how they did 'Wood'...
Mama NY: I've seen him before
NY: He DOES look familiar
and he ended up being on 4 FREAKING reality shows
Posh: That's what I figured too...about the b-ball, that's why i think it's RICO and HEAT...i don't remember seeing them...except when rico was telling about whomever thought Sis Patterson was being a fake
HI NV and Quanda how are u guys doin today. Great work Quanda (on the posts).
posh...i get my detective on too...and if u wanna get INTENSE wit it like me.....go to myspace and search the name "kamal" in the friend search....with in 50 miles of tha zipcode 90210.....look at the abandoned myspaces that chance has made in tha past n tell me he is not homothugin all n around THA ENTIRE L.A. area
Laterz all those I like (all 4 of you)
The others? I appreciate your reading and contributions
The others who simply read?
I love you as much as a gold digger hates a pre-nup
Cheers.
Catch y'all later tonight or earlier than that even.
Off to respond to mail then...EXIT
OF COUSRE IT COULD GET INTENSE...thats how i do...ask about me...
You know, I started to say Rico and Heat too but I dont think she would get rid of two latin men at the same time. Im over here trippin tryin to figure this out.lol
Irre you know Im up on it lol
Bye, Electra, Shawty, nv and Dorfam
(removing all doubt)
*slaps Intense*
All you care about is Chance. Chance this, Chance that. What about ME???
*slaps him again*
Get your shit and get the FUCK out.
*points*
Intense: Damn son why you beastin on me like that? (*In a Martin lawrence voice*) Im just over here minding my own business.....Just a flickin. and a chillin.
ouch....um...i said it was gettin ready 2 get intense...why would u want me to leave.....IRRE....thats a horrible decision....well if u want me 2...(*grabs candles n tha magnums and walks out tha door*)
Rico is leavin', boo. For sure, hands down. I have to change what I said about 12~Pack. He's not goin' anywhere because he's the one that punches Mr. Boston in the boxing challenge. Real and Chance are both stayin' because they both have to kiss NY in later episodes. Tango isn't leavin b/c NY has to show him the backside. Whiteboy is sticking around b/c he has a double date with Chance. So who does that leave? Tonight is gonna be VERY shocking. I think Rico, Onyx.....
LOL....ha.....i was jus testin ya skills posh...ay...sumbudy talk 2 IRRE...lil buddy is goin through sum thangz in wont let me bac n tha house
*Grabs Intense by the arm and kisses the back of his neck, 3 times.*
No, don't go, boo.
*blows in his ear*
*chokes on green tea*
'Scuse me baby... did you say MAGNUMS?
....i believe so IRRE...its INTENSE