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Shawn's Take on the 'I Love New York'!

For those of you who by chance don't visit the comment boxes; Shawn is a commenter on a quotidian basis. She's a wonderful member of the 'Flavor of Love' Blogspot dysfunctional family. Not to mention, she is quite entertaining and has a certain aggressive nature about her blogging style. It was Friday night, and I decided to give this 'I Love New York' fan a chance to share her views on the cast, show and fellow commenters. Break out your tissue, I cried laughing throughout this interview. This broad is BONKERS ! (Sorry MC Search for rippin your line.)

Hello Shawn, how are you?
I am great and blessed.

Shawn, tell me something about yourself that you don't mind us all knowing.
I love the 'I Love New York ' show.
(Who came up with this idea to interview the regs?)

Considering I see your ass in here on a daily basis, I would've never guessed! Why do you love the 'I Love New York' show?
First, I love the fact that VH-1 gave a single, black, strong minded, independent woman who goes after what she wants, her own show.
(February is almost here folks.)

So is that the main reason?
No, most definitely the guys. Chance is my favorite. He is the type of guy I like. He goes for what he wants. He is sexy and has innocent eyes, those puppy dog eyes.
(Look like baby Satan eyes to me. But hey I don't wear my glasses.)

Any other favorites?
(Her voices changes into this purring mode.)
And then there's Whiteboy. I am diggin' him. He seems to be the type who knows how to please a woman and remain a dominant man. He's bilingual. You should hear him speak in the other language. (She's talked to my 'Swagger Man')
Girl, he is a walking heart attack, the kinky type. He'll give you what you want and tell you "I'll call you later." Onix......the complexion......so perfect......chocolate heaven.....that smile. A sensual lover who'll suck your toes and kiss his way up your body. Then run his fingers through your hair while whispering sensual sweet nothings in your ear. A man who knows how to put his back into it.
(And y'all thought I was gone!)

Can you handle it?
Yaaaaaaaaahooooooooooo!
(Isn't that a chocolate beverage?)

Are you going to Mister Days?
I am going to try. If I go, I am definitely bringing the camera.
( Yes I do need....I mean the FOL Blogspot needs some exclusive photos.)

Tell me your thoughts on Mr. Boston.
He is funny. He is all about the strategy.

....the G-string?
Wipe out!

White out?
No wipe out!

Any thoughts on Pootie?
Reminds me of the Ying Yang Twins with Lil' Jon.
*imitates Lil' Jon "Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah........Okaaaaaaaaaaaay.....Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!"
(Geezus, help me!)

Your opinion of Pootie at the Mangeant?
That ass was shaking girl! You know that song *raps "smack it....flip it....rub it dooowwn...oh nooooooo!" (She rapped Bell Biv Devoe people!)

Any additional comments about the Mangeant winner?!
Sex....sex....sex.....charge it.

Charge it?!
Yeah, I'd tell him "Let's go to the hotel. I'll charge it.

You'd pay for the room?
Yeah, it'll be my treat.
*scans room for my utility knife


Any commentary on the Ferris wheel date?
It couldn't have been me. Bleep the bleeping vegetables and ranch dressing. He would've been attacked! He would've been screaming "Mamaaa!"
(Didn't she say Chance was her favorite? Or am I crazy?)


Let's play a little word association, okay?

Tango
Mercedes Benz 2010

Mercedes Benz 2010, WTH?
Girl, I saw the prototype and it's smooth.
(Oh)

Chance
Harley
Real
Quiet storm
Whiteboy
Edible panties
Onix
*sings "I wanna please you...I wanna love you..."
(private message for ONIX you might want to rethink Mister Days on Monday)

Name the next 3 contestants to leave the house and why?
Heat, I believe he has the midas touch! He definitely looks good. However, he seems like he needs a woman to cater to him and Ya Ya. New York is the type to be catered to.Tango, he's a player. I think his focus is on his music. His music comes first and he doesn't have the dedication for New York that she deserves.Rico, he's not very competitive. Doesn't go for what he wants. He doesn't chase her. It seems he is use to being chased.

Okay, let's chat about the blog. Some of us debate, argue and insult one another on a consistent basis. When you are going at it with someone, in the comment box are you just trying to push buttons or are you really heated?
I am really heated. I am tired of ...(bleep,bleep) ..coming in here...(bleep, bleep) it's not right ...(bleep, bleep) .
(This answer has been edited in attempt to reduce the chances of all hell breaking out in the comment box.)

Who's your favorite blogger?
DJBuckyBlends. He be going off. It is so comical. He just come in typing in all caps, yelling at us. It's funny as all hell. I respect the loyalty he has for New York.

Is there anything you would like to share with VH-1?
Yes, there is. VH-1, you are sleeping on us. Please consider giving this blog our own reality show. We are some characters!
(I was thinking more along the lines of fruits and nuts.)

Any words to the man who created this blog, the professional WB hater a.k.a Steups?
Donate the polyester suit suit to Goodwill and put the afro wig up in the closet. The George Jefferson look went out in the 70s.

Anything else?
Long live Groovy. Keep Groovy Alive!
( me misses her too!)

One last question, you want to say something to your fellow 'I Love New York' bloggers?
I am going to Disneyland!
(If it's with Whiteboy. I might have to cut a b@$%*!)

You have just shared a Qmoment! MUAH XOXOXOXOXO