Just over an hour later, at 6am, Sister Patterson invaded the mansion to inform the contestants they had 30 minutes to be downstairs and ready to attend Church.
Heat and 12 Pack did not have enough sleep to be stale-drunk so it was probably best that way; although they must have had the mother of all headaches.
Nonetheless, it's guys we are talking about so they were dressed and ready in time; well not all of them.
Chamo looked freaking terrific in what looked like a Musk-colored jacket with a Turkish Brown shirt and Real looked fresh in his suit. But Chance and White Boy didn't come close to the expected attire.
There was an exchange between Chance and Sister Patterson over his head-wear but she decided not to pursue it and left him to the Lord.
So they were off, but Mr. Boston was invited to travel with New York and her mother in the limousine. There was another of these now boring conversations with Mr. Boston about race and black babies and white babies and mixed babies.
And in the end Mr. Boston described Sister Patterson as looking like Darth Vader "with her dark black skin and large forehead"
(I thought that was disgusting to be honest; but I am not here to editorialize)
The contestants and New York and her mother arrive at the Church, but Chance refuses to enter because he is not taking his hat off for nobody (necessary double negative)
Mr. Boston is up to his usual antics in the Church; Heat can't keep awake for more than 5 seconds, Tango is trying hard to seem spiritual; White Boy is trying to look like Sean Paul and Onix is smiling.
Smiling?
Onix is smiling at Sister Patterson as she takes to the pulpit to testify...
"Truly it is an anointed day"
"The Lord knows why he got me here today"
Etcetera, etcetera.
Then she screams vocals into the microphone, "Praissssssse Him, Praissssssssse Him", that gave Chance the chills and coerced him inside (hat off if you please).
Sister P seemed pleased to see the prodigal thug worshiping.
Back at the mansion (after the church service) a few of the guys were lounging at the pool and Onix decides to talk, and talk, and talk, and talk....
For some inexplicable reason he says "Sister Patterson was faking in Church today" and "I thought it was a lil over the top"
(awwww shit, Onix. Pack your bags, son)
That was all Tango needed to plot his (Onix') demise. The Tan(ty) Man and Rico-puta decide to snitch to New York and her mother. And that's what it was; two big-ass men telling on another man
(Unprofessional)
To be fair, Tango intimated he did it because it is a competition (something New York's mother said as well after the elimination ceremony) and he seized the opportunity to have a strong contestant eliminated.
I can live with that, but he and Rico still did wrong by Onix.
Elimination Ceremony:
All that was left is who would join Onix out of the mansion and in order chains were given to
1) Chance (why for God's sake? Why?)
2) 12 Pack (when New york said "you wear this for me honey" it seemed awfully sincere)
3) Real
4) White Boy
5) Tango (snitch)
6) Rico (snitchos)
And then came decision time; 1 chain for three guys...
New York stared and said I have 1 chain but "it's definitely not for you Onix; and you wanna know why?"
"You have the nerve to disrespect my mother's faith?"
"If you disrespect her, you disrespect me"
"I think you need to raise right on up outta here"
"You damn sure aint better than New York"
(that's not verbatim, but you can pretend it was)
New York then spoke to Heat and said...
"Right now, I think it's time for you to go on home to YaYa. And tell her New York says 'what's up?'"
(best moment of the night, lmao)
That meant
7) Mr. Boston
We now have two weeks to wait for Episode 5 which gives me time to persuade Quanda to return (yeah, I lost another one to DiTech)
Thanks for reading.
Laterz.
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That's who Whiteboy reminds me of!
Sean Paul!!
*kinda, sorta, if I was drunkish*
Thanks for the re-cap Steups and all your witty repartee!
Darth Vader, hahahahahahhaha! If NY can criticize Trndz and An-gay 3000 for being dark, then this is fair. I don't know if Boston, Mr. semi-retarded meant anything racial by it, but was being himself.
This is why many people are turned off by the church, the hypocritical behavior. One moment, Michelle can be roastin someone, whoring her daughter out, then she is all up in church, Mrs. Super saved. please. As for their attire, what do you expect from Slingblade and faggot as Cha(u)nce(y)?..Menace to Society
I just don't think Mr. Boston realizes that Momma B just says things to set him up in order to make him look/sound stupid.
If he hadn't brought physical appearance into it, I would have completely agreed with Boston's assessment of Sister Patterson being like Darth Vader on attitude. I could just see her lifting guys up with her psycho powers and choking them out.
whiteboy does resemble sean paul...a little. maybe that's why i like him.
and i swear new york said something about her mother's "fate." maybe she slipped into some patois for a sec.
well Im not mad. becuase she does look like darth vader. From what I know of boston hes not racist so I chalk that up to what it was a joke.
WHY was she soundin like Mama Payne tho? (MARTIN, remember?)
I caught that too about NY saying "fate" instead of "faith.
Who is YaYa that Heat was always refering to? I must have missed that?
HA anonymous, "OOOOOOO reverand I need heelin'" and mama payne caught the holey ghost and was actin a fool and screamin like sister paterson ha.
To the Anonymous person who asked who YaYa is -- She is Heat's grandmother. On the previous episode, he put his mother, Ya Ya, and himself BEFORE New York everytime he was asked about who would come first. She should have eliminated him on THAT episode!
SEPARATELY: DID ANY OF YOU NOTICE HOW GAY THE VIBES WERE BETWEEN 12-PACK AND HEAT WHEN HEAT WAS COMPLIMENTING 12-BACK'S BODY? Heat told 12-Pack, "You've got the best body out of all of us." He was GAZING at him like a piece of chocolate -- YUMMY! ;-P
Can somone tell me, are New York and Sister Patterson, pre or post operative transsexual?
I can not see WHY she got a show. New York aka Tiffany is just as crazy as her mama ( I hope it is just for TV and not how these women truly are. Onix, thanks to you for being honest. You hit the spot. I do not understand WHY her mother has to be on all the episodes. They both look like characters from star trek and not star wards mr. boston. I send special prays up for tiffany and her mother. Tiff if you just loved yourself you would not need all the attention you seek...If you just learn to shut up sometimes maybe you will find a man...TV one has a program on and I think you should watch and take notes. It is brothers tell WHY they have issues with sisters. You could learn from this because the way you are sensitive along with your mouth is going to make it hard for you and with your mama's behavior and opinions is not making it any better for you. I hope that there is not another I love .....2 because I truly believe they rounded up all the nutty men they could find to be on your first show. CHANCE and a few others who seem to have it together...Onix was right ya'll deserve better. Oh by the way get your hair done...it looks a mess. Tell mama dearest to find a wig that can cover her big forehead...
LOL
no wonder onix wanted to watch this episode with a bunch of fans.
ps. in the extras on vspot, chance was telling sister pattereson about how "shizzle" and "nizzle" came to be. yet hes not even from a hood, hes from some farm north of LA. he tries way too hard to be a thug.
onix was so yummy. i shall miss him. mr. boston must die.
Onix was too good for New York. She needs more ghetto meat. And yes, NY's mother was a faker in the church - there is nothing warm and fuzzy about her at all. No aura, no light shining from her, just darkness...no pun intended ;D
Chance has it together? Maybe you should have seen episode 1 where he lost whatever he had in response to some jabs by Mama B. And he wants to be platinum selling rapper? Come on, that is the dream of a 10 year old.
The quote of the day was when Sister P was talking to Boston on the way to church. She called New York a "Passable" woman, meaning she can pass for white. How about she can pass for a man.
if you look in pictures, sister P and tiffany are just as dark. I dont get what the big issue is here.
Sister P is obsessed.
chance isnt going to win. she said in some interview i read that "aside from the thuggish guys, there was the one for me."
OH, HOW COULD I FORGET TO ASK THIS QUESTION ABOUT EPISODE 3 (THE ONE WHEN THE GUYS HAD TO SUBMIT RESUMES): WHO ON EARTH WOULD BELIEVE THAT BLACK AND GREASY MAN WAS WORTH $100 MILLION DOLLARS? WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY, YOU DON'T WALK AROUND LOOKIN' LIKE A GREASE MONKEY!!!
Bombeata in the motherfucking house. You thought I forgot about that shit with that fake ass hoe Whiteboy shaking his dick in my face. Hell to fucking no. He pulled down his pants then waved his dick in front of my lips. I didn't want to suck on that shit. Whiteboy can lick my ass after I take a massive shit because the bitch is only worth a turd and a few shit droppings. Hell yeah, I said that motherfucking shit. Fucking hoe ass trick bitch. Swing that shit elsewhere hoe!
Niggers, niggers, they're good for your heart....the more you hang the more pussy you bang. Hell'z yeah dude!
I see a nigger peering in my window.
Grandma, get the shotgun and shoot that coon. That coon needs to be taught a lesson for peeping into my cabin. In my cabin, everyone pisses then we flush the toilets. Niggers have to use the outhouse.
I've got a nice rope for those bald headed niggers peering into my doorway.
Niggers will not intimidate us whites. The whites are better. At least our penises are clean. The penises of nigger's are stained with shit.
White Power ya'll! Join the revolution. It will not be televised!
Bitch ass hoe, please!
Its ashame how many times I see the N word on here. Really sad.