If the title confuses you, it confuses me too; I just had this urge to mention thewireless internet in Philadelphia.
I had a conservative Republican moment last evening and watched FoxNews, only to learn that the entire city of Philadelphia will become a WIFI zone. Is WIFI the correct terminology? I am not that computer literate.

Anyway, that's why I wrote it...
Have I mentioned Smiley yet? I always seem to say her name in every post...Smileys Smiley Smiley Smiley; why don't you write me Smiley? I know you read the blog.

Anyway, there were two excellent comments in the comment box of my last post which I really appreciate. It's nice to know readers come here for something other than Hoopz pictures. Not that I mind, I love the traffic, but...but...but nothing, what the hell am I complaining about? It's not like I am writing here to win a Peabody, or is it Pulitzer?

Anyway, one of the commenters confessed to linking this blog in Wikipedia, an act I have previously thanked him/her for; but whereas before he or she was just a nameless reader I now know the person's name is Anonymous.
It's so much better when you can refer to someone by their name...hahaha.

Seriously, whomever you are, give me a name that I may publicly thank you in a personalized manner.

At this point you are probably saying, "oh hell I did not come here to read that."
Well have patience young padawan, I am getting to today's Flavor of Love news.

The first bit of news concerns a rumor I read on a forum. It is probably a lie, in fact I know it is a lie, but I am reporting it anyway...Someone says in the final episode of Flavor of Love, Hoopz will be given the clock and at the very moment she and Flava Flav are about to kiss, New York interjects with astonishing news!
The news being that she is pregnant with Flava Flav's child!

Surely that's not the truth; but if it is...oh Mobil Alabama would that not be the greatest ending in the history of television?

The second bit of news is.....drumroll please...
I found the acting credits page for Hottie, aka, Schatar Sapphira Taylor aftra, sag
I told you she wasn't as dumb as she looks? I knew she was just acting the fool.
Hotties is a member of the screen actors guild of America!
It turns out, if it is true (and you never know), that Hottie has quite a rack of acting credits to her name...and in her picture she looks, well, well, she looks like a hottie...look below and to the right...hottie flavor of love sexy

See, I told you she looks pretty.
Here is the link to Hottie's acting resume or another link to the information on Hottie's website.

Can you believe what you just read?!
Hottie acted in some of the best movies ever made, like Amistad, Ladder 49 -okay that's a stretch- but still, there are some pretty good motion pictures on that list.
I am not surprised she starred in 'Waist Deep', because that sounds like soft-porn.

But not only has she acted in some very impressive films, but she has had lead roles in accomplished theater productions. My Lord, this world never ceases to amaze me.

What about her special skills as listed...
5 Octave Ranger voice, ear prompter, eloquent, familiar with 5 languages, great with kids, Hosting Experience, improv, punctual, quick study, speed reader, teleprompter, Voice Over Experience, Aerobics, Billiards, Bowling, Cycling, Golf, Martial Arts, Roller Skating, Snow Skiing, Stage Combat, Swimming, Tennis, Volleyball, Comedian, Dance Ballet, Dance Ballroom, Dance Hip Hop, Dance Jazz, Dance Swing, Dance Tap, Dancer, Ear Prompter, Firearms, Host, Licensed Driver, Martial Arts, Medical Equip., Piano, Singer, Vocal Range: Alto, Vocal Range: Mezzo Soprano, Vocal Range: Soprano, Vocal Range: Tenor, Vocal Style: Belt, Vocal Style: Legit, Voiceover, Yoga, African Accent, Australian Accent, British Accent, Canadian Accent, French Accent, German Accent, Irish Accent, Italian Accent, Jamaican Accent, Mid-East Accent, Midwest Accent, New England Accent, New York Accent, Puerto Rican Accent, Scottish Accent, Southern Accent, Spanish Accent, West Indian Accent


Familiar with Five languages? what does that mean, that she can recognize a different language if she hears it? If so, then I am familiar with 50 languages.
Oh heavens!

All I can say is I am glad she did not list cooking as one of her special talents. Because that would be lying.
And the only liar on this blog should be me.

The third and final bit of Flavor of Love news is Pumkin denying -on her blog- that she is racist. Pumkin says...

There are people on the VH1 message boards calling me racist. I find that funny as fuck!!! I am on television kissing on a man of color and my two best friends Hoopz and Goldie are black! What is wrong with those fuckin people??? To all my TRUE fans, I love you for supporting me and I look forward to meeting you all someday! God Bless!!!


A man of color? Do people still say that?
Oh well, I guess we ought to be thankful she did not say 'negro'...
Pumkin, I know you are not racist, at least I hope so, but don't use the fact you kissed a black man as a defense please. Slave owners were screwing their black slaves from the beginning of time...it really doesn't mean shit when it comes to the nookie.
'Til tomorrow my friends...

Waittttt, are you still there? Hoopz website is back online

hoopz picture gallery flavor of love
And thanks to another anonymous commenter, I can now bring you a link to Red Oyster's acting credits.

22 comments

  1. Dress up // 3/3/06 5:49 PM  

    This blog gets funnier and funnier each day. I will be sad when the show ends, maybe you can do another reality television blog

    I will certainly read it.
    I don't think she is a racist but she just doesn't get it that spitting in someones face is inexcusable, unless they raped your child or anything else as bad as that.

  2. Anonymous // 4/3/06 5:06 AM  

    If you go to imdb.com you'll see that red oyster and someone else also has acting credits. The only person who I haven't been able to find info on was New York. Hoopz seems to be in it for the publicity too. What's the difference between her and "serious"? Nothing really.

  3. Anonymous // 4/3/06 9:29 AM  

    exactly, they are all in it for something. That's why I think New York is the obvious winner

  4. Wilhelmina // 4/3/06 3:50 PM  

    Say my name, say my name, say my name! Fair enough. Anonymous no more. My name is Wilhelmina and, yes, I am a VH1 FLAVOR OF LOVE BLOG SPOT WHORE. I am a dedicated reader and I check your blog at least five times a day (sometimes more) . Why? Because I love your writing and it provides another alternative to the "visual" aspect of the show. You TALK ABOUT IT and say all the things we really want to say but don't know how to (;-)) I would also like to ask, as a previous commentator has, what will you do when FLAVOR OF LOVE is retired to VH1 re-runs (oh yes, hell yes, there will be a FLAVOR OF LOVE PART 2 or FLAVOR OF LOVE: THE WEDDING)? Will you write about another reality show? Yet, I agree with your blog caption. "FLAVOR OF LOVE is the funniest reality show in television history" and your blog kicks it to another level. I'm sure VH1 producers read it more than I do.

    Thanks again for the kudos.

    Wilhelmina

  5. Anonymous // 5/3/06 8:11 AM  

    Allow me to reintroduce myself I love Hoopz

  6. steups // 5/3/06 3:02 PM  

    tell me more Wilhelmina.
    Note to selves: remind blogger-self to mention Wilhelmina's name

  7. Anonymous // 6/3/06 10:42 AM  

    I like how Hottie lists herself as 125lbs, I'm 125lbs, 5'7" with a 26 inch waist... try again Hottie!

  8. Anonymous // 7/3/06 11:54 PM  

    What's that about Mobile Alabama? And yes, it is Mobile, not Mobil.

  9. Anonymous // 8/3/06 6:54 PM  

    NEW YORK IS A LIAR she has acting credits and lots of them. u just aint looking good enough so pick HOOPZ

  10. Anonymous // 8/3/06 6:56 PM  

    i swear if NY wins she is gonna get tired of taking care of this ugly ass PLUS SHE IS A B I T C H.

  11. Anonymous // 8/3/06 6:57 PM  

    THATS SO TRUE

  12. Anonymous // 9/3/06 1:02 AM  

    OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE HOOPZ IS USING THIS AS A PUBLICITY STUNT. IM SO ANGRY, I LOVED THAT GIRL BECAUSE OF HOW REAL SHE WAS, BUT SHE WAS JUST THERE FOR PUBLICITY, WHAT A BITCH

  13. missannji // 9/3/06 12:42 PM  

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=60978664


    this is timothy's aka tiffany new york's page

  14. Anonymous // 10/3/06 9:01 PM  

    the show is funny as hell and i enjoy it but in my opinion i think that alllllllllllllll them hoez on the show was on there 4 publicity n shit.i think they are all just a bunch of confused horny desperate goldiggerz.i mean umm look at flav hes not all dat 4real hes not good looking at all 2 me hes sweet n funny but definitely not cute.hes not worth fighting over like all those dumb bitches did.they dont care nothin bout flav dey want that $$$$$$$$$.and hottie this is a message 2 u "BITCH U NEED SERIOUS MENTAL HELP!!!!!!" and i hope u find it.she scares me 4real da hoe need help bottom line.and those skank outfits.....nuh uh hun dat look aint workin fo u at all cuz u luk a DANGEROUSLY HOT HOT MESS!!!CLEAN IT UP BITCH! CLEAN IT UP! *SIGH* LAWD I THINK ALLLL DA BITCHES NEED 2 FIND HELP FOR WAISTIN THEY TIME THEY MORE CONFUSED AS IAM "MUM" WHATA SHAME.

  15. Anonymous // 11/3/06 3:54 AM  

    Im am in luv wit hoopz flav u should eliminate NEWYORK ugly ass and keep hoopz around

  16. Anonymous // 11/3/06 10:49 AM  

    so PLEASE tell - NY OR Hoopz????

  17. Anonymous // 11/3/06 1:43 PM  

    TELL THEM WHAT?
    THAT NEW YORK IS A BITCH CUZ I THINK EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT ALREADY

  18. Anonymous // 11/3/06 1:48 PM  

    NEW YORK IS AN ACTRESS

  19. Rachel // 11/3/06 3:02 PM  

    Being in that Amistad movie is no great feat. I live very near where they filmed it and they basically plucked most of the people in it from around the area.

  20. Anonymous // 14/3/06 7:22 PM  

    im glad u won i was rooting for u since the begging ny is a b**** i dont know why im cursing when im 10yrs old love samara aka mara

  21. Anonymous // 17/3/06 9:59 AM  

    your poster hot ass shit

  22. LaYzEe // 18/3/06 4:13 PM  

    Dayum GURL you are just a BAD CHICK LIKE DAYUM yo my dude Flava Flav is tha man!!! CUZ DAYUM

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