I had this idea to research "Hoopz" because I haven't heard about her for a minute and I know she must be doing something. But instead I came across a website, a blog if you will.

The blog is titled "I love New York"(rolls eyes) except it's written "i <3 ny"
That's like hieroglyphics or something.

No worries I thought, competition is good. The site looks alright and the header is beautiful, but there is nothing on there you can't get here; but wait...
Wait a goddamn minute. This site has two contestants I knew little about hitherto.

The first is Lebroz (the guy with the oversized vagina)
Lebroz has a website, Lebroz.com (the server is down at the moment) and a You Tube account where I found the following...



"New York", good luck with that.

The second dude is the oxymoron that is a boastful virgin. I can't stand this guy and since y'all love me so much you should hate him too.
His name is Demarcus Reed(unfortunately his site is up) and he too is a budding film-maker. Naturally his film is about the torture of a virgin in New York City, living with the near irresistible temptation of hundreds of women throwing themselves at you (fuck outta here).

Here is a picture only because I don't want to break my rhythm.



Source: "i <3 ny"

I'll never be able to do anything with my mouth if this continues.
I mean, I brush my teeth everyday; up and down just as they say. And I floss too.

So why must I suffer? Why must I have this naughty plaque thingy that necessitates a deep-cleaning. And trust me, deep cleaning is as bad as it sounds.
Anyways, that's my problem.

K, whose My Space is set to private (so add him why don't you) alerted me to the "I Love New York Preview video". Have a look...



Laterz (grabs car keys)

All it took was an email to Ponlork and 'voila' the I love New York audition tapes are here for your viewing pleasure.



Credit & Debit: Ponlork.
And welcome to TX Shawty our newest star in the comments box.

New York: "was that an oversized vagina coming out of his chin?"

As ma yute Jose says, "get your ass on VH1."
Y'all didn't know I could speak Jamaican did you? I am a man of many languages, trust.

Ponlorkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!
We need you son. We need those "I love New York" casting tapes on You Tube asap.