All it took was an email to Ponlork and 'voila' the I love New York audition tapes are here for your viewing pleasure.

Credit & Debit: Ponlork.
And welcome to TX Shawty our newest star in the comments box.

New York: "was that an oversized vagina coming out of his chin?"


  1. Sanyo // 4/12/06 7:28 PM  

    1st one!!! what's up steups?????

  2. Sanyo // 4/12/06 7:29 PM  

    YES!!! NY is looking fine in this video....this makes up for her look at the VH1 awards! lol eeww! none of these guys are my type. well, maybe except the one playing the guitar with those big lips! hahahha

  3. steups // 4/12/06 7:33 PM  

    Sup Sanyo. I thought she came across well.

  4. Anonymous // 4/12/06 7:36 PM  

    they all look fucking gay

  5. steups // 4/12/06 7:37 PM  

    Why the "fucking"?

  6. Anonymous // 4/12/06 7:42 PM  

    steups this is gay

  7. Sanyo // 4/12/06 7:42 PM  

    DAMN!!! I need my own show!! LOL After a bitter break-up, I am ready to get laid again. Yes, I have finally passed the final stage of Acceptance!
    Groovy?? Where r u ?? U can be my main bitch and help me select the guys! LMAO

  8. revengeisabitch // 4/12/06 7:42 PM  

    ahh milano chocolate floating on an orgasmic sea of fattyness. fuck it.

    new york looks wayyyyy more attractive here. so does her mom even though i cant stand that woman. too bad she fucked it up, as far as we can see from yesterday's pics.

    and have we not received any pics of dee from big in '06?

  9. ANGEL SOUL IN ME // 4/12/06 7:48 PM  

    Ohhh NY what did you do to yourself! Why did you make them so BIG!! I don't like the way it looks at all. But I can't wait until January 10th!

    AND Miss Michelle is gonna be on?

    I can't wait to see if the rumors are true. I bet FLAV will show up on NY's Show.

    Steupz baby - I hope you're feeling better!

  10. Sara // 4/12/06 7:48 PM  

    They all seemed weird and gross, but then again, she did "love" flav, and it's not like she could do any better.

  11. steups // 4/12/06 7:52 PM  

    Oh My angelsoulnme sighting!!!

    Revenge even your guilty pleasure is classy. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE YOU KNOW

  12. steups // 4/12/06 7:53 PM  

    Someone on my favorite messageboard had an issue with Miss Michele's hairline...can't say I noticed anything untoward.

  13. Groovy Noodles // 4/12/06 7:55 PM  

    Sanyo! I can really be your main bitch and help you pick a guy? I'm sooooo on it like flies on shit!! Only thing is, you can't have the newest contestant. I got dibs on that one. heh

  14. Hard Working Girl // 4/12/06 7:57 PM  

    I think they showed the rejects and are waiting for the show to debut to show who made the final cut.

  15. revengeisabitch // 4/12/06 8:03 PM  

    ::shrugs:; tell that to the 10 lbs. ill be gaining.

  16. Anonymous // 4/12/06 8:38 PM  

    Steupz I am home

  17. Anonymous // 4/12/06 8:42 PM  

    steups you are a whore just like new york and her mother

  18. revengeisabitch // 4/12/06 8:51 PM  

    gn ya'll im not feeling too well my damn self.

    hasta manana

  19. Vaginal Drainage Pattern // 4/12/06 8:52 PM  

    Favorite Quote of the preview:

    "You stupid ass the hell you gonna come up in New York's House and you already married?"

  20. Anonymous // 4/12/06 8:52 PM  

    did everybody leave?

  21. Quanda // 4/12/06 8:52 PM  

    That was just too damn cute for my likings.

  22. Quanda // 4/12/06 8:53 PM  

    Steups, I see you looking sexy over there boy! Don't hide!

  23. Quanda // 4/12/06 8:55 PM  

    Fuck this shit, Quanda has been nice enough. I'm ready to fuck some hoes up.

  24. Pussy Chase Pussiste // 4/12/06 8:56 PM  

    Lick my cooter Quanda. Yeah, bitch, I'm Here! I'm here!

  25. Elisau // 4/12/06 8:57 PM  

    I got a big ass dick with steups name written all over it. Lick me, steups and make me cum....make me cum so hard baby. I love you!

  26. Elisau // 4/12/06 8:58 PM  

    Steups is just my baby daddy. Who yo baby daddy? Steups just my baby daddy. He just my baby daddy!

  27. Anonymous // 4/12/06 9:02 PM  

    steups is gay as hell

  28. Hard Working Girl // 4/12/06 9:16 PM  

    I dont think that New York would pick Flav if he did come on the show. I dont think she wants sloppy seconds. Especially considering that he has another baby on the way...

  29. Elisau // 4/12/06 9:19 PM  

    Don't talk about my baby daddy like that. Elisau will knock a bitch out.

  30. Anonymous // 4/12/06 9:56 PM  

    do u all think the guys being half naked and stuff will hurt the ratings of the show compared to if it was a show by flav again? Or will they have similar ratings to flavor of love?

  31. txshawty // 4/12/06 10:06 PM  

    thanks for all the LOOOVVEE and SHOUTOUT steups!!! That totally makes up for the fact that u LEFT ME HANGING FOR 20 MINUTES!!! lol....but i digress! But I can't hold a grudge! lol

  32. arielle // 4/12/06 10:17 PM  

    hi kids! haven't been here in a while - finals and all that. i've been looking but not speaking.

    i admit it, i will be tuning in to this show, even though i am not a new york fan myself (or a mrs. new york fan).

    also, totally unrelated - i am kind of shocked/appalled/embarrassed that apparently crazy-ass hottie went to my college. i wouldn't believe her (her resume just says "bachelor of arts" and doesn't say what she studied - except that our alumni magazine interviewed her about it. my brain hurts. please don't let me turn out like her, i have spent too much damn money and time on this place for it to turn me out acting like that!

  33. Ivory // 4/12/06 10:25 PM  

    Arielle, good to have you back! Don't worry about becoming like Hottie, I'm thinking (and hoping) that um, "Hottieness" is not contagious, lol.
    Hey Steups and Groovy!! How are you guys tonight? Steups, you have a massive fan following on
    I think every other comment here is one detailing major passion and er, devotion to you, if those are the right words.
    I thought NY looked good here also, too bad she stuffed those cantaloupes in her chest.
    Anyway, I"ll definitely be waiting for the show!

  34. Ivory // 4/12/06 10:27 PM  

    Oh yeah, to Sanyo: good for you for getting to the acceptance stage, Groovy has great taste, so I would definitely trust her to help too!

  35. txshawty // 4/12/06 10:32 PM  

    lol @ ivory hoping "hottieness" is not contagious! That's a disease that needs to be maintained! lol

  36. Quanda // 4/12/06 11:03 PM  

    I am sure the men on the show will be of a higher caliber. I don't like New York (TV persona). However, I feel she deserves better than what I saw in the clip. I must admit she looked better on the clip than last night. I wish someone would teach her how to blend her eyeshadow. Are those two rectangles on her mom's foreheads suppose to pass as eyebrows?

  37. Shawn // 4/12/06 11:04 PM  

    Oh I love it. Ok steups what is going with her mother hairlines. It's back there. She got a big forehead on this one.

  38. Quanda // 4/12/06 11:07 PM  

    And why are people pretending to me? Absolutely predictable can't type in their own nick or actual name but want to pretend to be me.

    Does this mean I have arrived in some sick twisted way?

  39. Mz.D // 4/12/06 11:07 PM  

    I CANT WAIT !!!!!!!!!!....

    this show is gonna be hilarious and full of DRAMA....luv it luv it luv it... to bed...

    goodnight everyone !

  40. Anonymous // 4/12/06 11:14 PM  


  41. Sanyo // 4/12/06 11:17 PM  

    Alright, Groovy u can have dibs on the newest contestant. lol Maybe I can have Ire join me in mix too. lol Where is Ire by the way? I thought he would be hot-trotting all over this message board critiquing each guy's audition tape. LOL

  42. hutche // 5/12/06 12:28 AM  

    Anon a lot of the information on IMDB is notoriously incorect so.

    I can give one assumption. Who is suprised that some gay guys may have slipped through. New York is like a gay magnet.

  43. Quanda // 5/12/06 12:55 AM  

    Get your ass on the ass bitch and ride that shit all motherfucking night.

  44. Quanda // 5/12/06 12:56 AM  

    Jerk that dick that you sucking a stick. Swallow that cum like you tasting rum.

  45. Quanda // 5/12/06 12:57 AM  

    Beat that clit like u searching a slit. Bang that ho, like you manging a bow.

  46. Quanda // 5/12/06 12:58 AM  

    Eat that pussy, smell it, it's mussy.

    Beat that dick, like it's name is big rick.

  47. Quanda // 5/12/06 12:59 AM  

    Smell that ass, but don't let it pass.

    Suck that dick, like it's damn jick.

  48. Quanda // 5/12/06 1:00 AM  

    eat your girl out
    eat her out, eat her out!

    eat that bitch, alive and dead
    swallow the blood and devour the corpse. now save the eye balls for desert motherfucker.

  49. It's Killing Time! // 5/12/06 1:04 AM  

    Have you guys ever tasted human human flesh? Well, I just arrived home from a ritual in Druid Hills, where we sacrificed Vladimir's body to the Gods of Parsaus. The wolf like creature emerged from the flames, ripping off the limbs of our dear sweet sacrifice. It massaged her bossom and then tore off her breasts. Then, he searched through her vagina, ripping out her uterus and ovaries. The unborn fetus inside the mother's stomach was tossed into the flames, but reemerged with wings.

  50. arielle // 5/12/06 1:23 AM  

    has anyone noticed that new york looks like an anime character when she overdoes her makeup and does that open-mouth smile? i expect her to go "KAWAII!!!"

    also, i am not feeling the second boob job. not at all.

  51. Anonymous // 5/12/06 1:40 AM  

    setups this is elisau i just wanted to tell you im sorry

  52. AnonyMouse // 5/12/06 6:08 AM  


    I cannot believe hottie wasn't lying when she said she 'went to an ivy league school.'

    but no, ny doesn't remind me of an anime character at all...and i'm gonna give that boob job time to grow on me.

  53. Irresistable Deliscious // 5/12/06 6:52 AM  


    So it's like THAT, y'all? TXShawty is the "the newest star in the comments box" ? So it's "Out with the old, in with the new, huh?"

    *sniffles again*

    Hell, I guess that's the way it is in showbiz.

  54. ~*~Irresistable Deliscious~*~ // 5/12/06 6:55 AM  

    And OMG have you guys actually read all those anon comments above? That is possibly the most retardedly hilarious thing I have EVER read in my life.

  55. AnonyMouse // 5/12/06 7:08 AM  

    You're not talking about me, are you, IrreDel? *sniffles*

  56. Anonymous // 5/12/06 7:33 AM  

    papa smurf can i lick your ass? yeah lick my ass bitch!!!

  57. Anonymous // 5/12/06 7:33 AM  

    papa smurf can i lick your ass? yeah lick my ass bitch!!!

  58. Anonymous // 5/12/06 7:34 AM  

    papa smurf can i lick your ass? yeah lick my ass bitch!!!

  59. Anonymous // 5/12/06 7:35 AM  

    fuck you irre, lick my cooter

  60. ~*~Irresistable Deliscious~*~ // 5/12/06 7:57 AM  

    Lick your cooter? I'll pass. That was so funny I ALMOST considered ROTFLaughing, but then I remembered I have on a startlingly white Am-E Blazer, so I think I'll just LaughMFAO instead.

  61. Anonymous // 5/12/06 7:59 AM  


  62. Anonymous // 5/12/06 8:01 AM  

    haha irre your not the best anymore, txshawty is the new HBIC

  63. Electra (trinidad) // 5/12/06 8:24 AM  

    Morning all how u guy doing?

  64. Anonymous // 5/12/06 8:33 AM  

    electra your a poofta, setups doesnt like you anymore, he flirts with txshawty now. all hail txshawty, HBIC!!!!!

  65. Electra (trinidad) // 5/12/06 8:40 AM  

    That'sa true Anon TX is the new HBIC. Life goes on though.

  66. steups // 5/12/06 9:01 AM  

    Boy, you must be crazy. Electra will always be my favorite person.
    Here and elsewhere.

  67. Anonymous // 5/12/06 9:02 AM  

    Good morning to all the sane people

  68. steups // 5/12/06 9:04 AM  

    Hi nv?

  69. Electra (trinidad) and loving it // 5/12/06 9:08 AM  

    Thanks Steups Honey. (hugs, kisses and anything in between).

    For a minute there I thought I had to go all Bitch on TX's ass. I like her, but don't mess with my Steups. Well u can a little, but dont toooo much.LOL

    Hi NV how doing girl?

    I got to run to the hospital soon to visit my Grandad. He got a diabetic seizure recently, he fell down and laid there for 2 days before we found him.

  70. steups // 5/12/06 9:18 AM  

    That's tragic E.
    But at least he's getting attention.

    I have a dentist appointment (shudders)
    It's really becoming boring having to open my mouth all the time for men.

  71. Electra (trinidad) // 5/12/06 9:19 AM  

    Thanks Steups.

  72. Anonymous // 5/12/06 9:22 AM  

    Sorry to hear about your grandfather E Ihope all works out for him I will keep him in my prayers and

    hi Steupz how are you ?

  73. steups // 5/12/06 9:28 AM  

    Pretty good NV, though this deep clean I'm supposed to have in an hour's time is a bit of a worry.

  74. ~*~IRRESISTABLE DELISCIOUS~*~ // 5/12/06 9:29 AM  

    Okay this is gettng to be out of control. TXShawty isn't even FIERCE enough to have my title as the HBIC, and why are all of y'all agreeing with that psycho ass anon? I'm the HBIC and I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this, but now I officially HATE Shawty. And it's sad because we could've been the best of friends. Then again it seems I don't HAVE any real friends on the blogspot because y'all are calling some hillbilly racoon-eating trailerpark armadillo skin boot wearing dust bunny the new HBIC around this muthafuckah. Have I stepped into the twilight zone or something?

  75. Anonymous // 5/12/06 9:32 AM  

    Irre Hi darling, and I dont think you should take it out on TX, becasue of what some Anon said and Electra agreed to and how dare you say you donthave any friends here I am hurt

  76. Anonymous // 5/12/06 9:32 AM  

    Steupz why are you worried? first time?

  77. electra (trinidad) and putting herself in the line of fire // 5/12/06 9:39 AM  

    Thanks NV and should I dare to say Irre Del? Oh what the Hell - HI HBIC Irre Del, how u doing? U know u RULE the ROOST.

    I only told that Asshole Anon what s/he wanted to hear so s/he can just shut the hell up and go away.

    Anywayz Steups dont be nervous if u were going to have a root-canal or something then u should be nervous. I hear those thins hurt real badly.

  78. Groovy Noodles // 5/12/06 9:45 AM  

    *kicking the dog*

    Good morning.

    *grumbling about officially hating today*

    Oh lord. I didn't really kick my puppy.

  79. Anonymous // 5/12/06 9:47 AM  

    Hey Groovy How are you Hun

  80. Groovy Noodles // 5/12/06 9:48 AM  

    I'm just happy as a sunburnt crab this morning NV. How are you?

  81. electra (trinidad) // 5/12/06 9:50 AM  

    Hey NV and Groovy did u ever hear the saying that it makes no sense arguing with a fool because someone watching on the outside would not know the difference between the fool and the other person? I think its Proverb.

    So u just leave dumbasses let them be and that's what I did with that Anon NV.

  82. Groovy Noodles // 5/12/06 9:52 AM  

    LOL Electra, this is true. It's totally useless arguing with a dumbass. I only argue with people that matter. ;)

    Well, sometimes I argue with the dumbasses, but I'm well aware that I look like a dumbass myself while I'm doing it. heh

  83. Anonymous // 5/12/06 9:54 AM  

    Well Groovy how happy is that lol? and E I htink it goes " Awise man once told me don't argue with fools because from a distance, no one can tell hch one is who." but I understand E

  84. Groovy Noodles // 5/12/06 9:55 AM  

    NV, it's not very happy. I'm really pissy today. I'll get over it though.

  85. Anonymous // 5/12/06 9:56 AM  

    Whats bothering you talk to me Groovy chica

  86. electra (trinidad) // 5/12/06 9:57 AM  

    Yeh but it feeeeeels so damn goooood to tell them off too. I do that when I am in a Caty/Bitchy

    Not these days though, I am just loving life right now.:) Is that how u do it Groovy?

  87. The Spanish Crown // 5/12/06 10:00 AM  

    Irresistable Delicious, I will rip off your breasts and shove then down your throat. You can stick your hand in my cooter and taste the salt bitch. Anyone up for a fried Irresistable Delicious breast sandwich with hot sauce on the side. "Texas Irre Delicious into shape. This bitch is definitely getting out of line. Oh, bitch, you're extremely jealous since your cooter tastes like 200 year old dried soy milk.

  88. Groovy Noodles // 5/12/06 10:00 AM  

    Eh, just a bunch of crap all piling up at once. My oldest is leaving for DC tomorrow and they still haven't found my friend's son, so I'm extra worried about my own daughter.

    My 8-year old diva daughter took 45 minutes to get dressed this morning.

    The dog pulled a Somethin and crapped on my living room floor.

    I have a doctor's appointment at 12:30.

    I haven't had enough coffee.

    My son still swears that Flavor Flav doesn't exist.

    The list goes on and on, but you get the idea.

  89. electra (trinidad) // 5/12/06 10:00 AM  

    Groovy I hope what's ever bothering you, you get over it. I hate to see people down. :(

    Hey NV are u sure u are an (your profession)and not a Psychiatrist or something? It seems u are good at it. Maybe u should change professions.LOL

  90. The Spanish Crown // 5/12/06 10:01 AM  

    Irresistable Delicious, I will rip off your breasts and shove them down your throat. You can stick your hand in my cooter and taste the salt bitch. Anyone up for a fried Irresistable Delicious breast sandwich with hot sauce on the side. "Texas Pete" needs to whip Irre Delicious into shape. This bitch is definitely getting out of line. Oh, bitch, you're extremely jealous since your cooter tastes like 200 year old dried soy milk.

  91. Groovy Noodles // 5/12/06 10:01 AM  

    E, that's exactly how you do it. ;)

  92. The Spanish Crown // 5/12/06 10:02 AM  

    Electra, don't make me go "Spanisha" on your ass. Now, come correct when you address the Spanish motherfucking Crown.

  93. The Spanish Crown // 5/12/06 10:03 AM  


  94. Anonymous // 5/12/06 10:03 AM  

    shit, piss, fuck, pussy, dick, ass, twat, cunt, shlong, tits, vagina,

  95. The Spanish Crown // 5/12/06 10:04 AM  

    That slut groovy noodles has entered the blog. Go suck a dick, bitch!

  96. steups // 5/12/06 10:04 AM  

    Yes, my first deep clean.

  97. steups // 5/12/06 10:04 AM  

    Refresh your browsers people. New video is up

  98. electra (trinidad) so very very sorry // 5/12/06 10:05 AM  

    Hey Groovy I am really sorry about what's going on right now, and I was taking it a little more lightly than I should [Bad E (slaps E on hands].

    I am sooo ashamed of myself right now.

  99. Groovy Noodles // 5/12/06 10:06 AM  

    No, no, no, E, you're fine. :) No major huge crises right now. I'm just having a bad mommy morning. It's all good though.

  100. Anonymous // 5/12/06 10:07 AM  

    She was soo sore after that. She complained for a week that her clit had been stretched.

  101. Anonymous // 5/12/06 10:08 AM  


  102. Anonymous // 5/12/06 10:09 AM  

    Steups, I wnat your mouth to deep clean all of the cum from my DICK!!! I would shoot a wad down your throat!!

  103. Anonymous // 5/12/06 10:10 AM  

    ok where do I begin Groovy

    about your sons friend baby with that all you can do is pray and put it in the Lords hands nothing more an be done and I dont like to pour salt, but is there any indication he wanted to leave like problems at home or school?

    @ your oldest Daughter, you have to let go Groovy I know it will be hard but you have to trust you enstilled enough values in her to do exactly what she is supposed place more faith in god to take care of her and she will be just fine remember everything happens for a reason, this just maybe your test of strength and faith

    @ the 8 yr old lol, sorry but seems as if you have a Diva in the house you can make her sleep in her clothes to save time in the morning lol or wake he rup 45 mins earlier since she wants to take so long lol

    @ about the dog I understand I have 2 Yorkies and they are trained but they have accidents I shampoo the carpet once a week invest in a good Shampoo machine

    @ the doctore umm no words I hope all s well

    @ the coffee * here is a cup *

    @ your son, tie him to a chair and make him watch every show invovling flav till he says MERCY

  104. electra (trinidad) // 5/12/06 10:10 AM  

    Ahhh Thanks Groovy. Now I can breathe again.

    I'll talk to u guys when I get back. I am going to the hospital to visit Grandad.


  105. Anonymous // 5/12/06 10:11 AM  

    and E I have been told to change profession more than once lol

  106. electra (trinidad) // 5/12/06 11:27 AM  

    Its good when u are skilled in more than one area.LOL

  107. Electra (trinidad) and loving it // 5/12/06 12:38 PM  

    Whatever, IDIOT. Toodles..

  108. Anonymous // 5/12/06 3:05 PM  

    Come everyone I am going to confess and u are my witnesses:

    I am an Idiot, I am jealous of everyone, I have no life of my own, that's why I come up in here, please shoot me now.

  109. Gracie // 6/12/06 10:10 AM  

    Overside vagina...
    Big Bush Billy

    NY and Mama NY are hilarious. And NY was looking soooooooo pretty! Why did she go an RUIN IT!?


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