I had this idea to research "Hoopz" because I haven't heard about her for a minute and I know she must be doing something. But instead I came across a website, a blog if you will.
The blog is titled "I love New York"(rolls eyes) except it's written "i <3 ny"
That's like hieroglyphics or something.
No worries I thought, competition is good. The site looks alright and the header is beautiful, but there is nothing on there you can't get here; but wait...
Wait a goddamn minute. This site has two contestants I knew little about hitherto.
The first is Lebroz (the guy with the oversized vagina)
Lebroz has a website, Lebroz.com (the server is down at the moment) and a You Tube account where I found the following...
"New York", good luck with that.
The second dude is the oxymoron that is a boastful virgin. I can't stand this guy and since y'all love me so much you should hate him too.
His name is Demarcus Reed(unfortunately his site is up) and he too is a budding film-maker. Naturally his film is about the torture of a virgin in New York City, living with the near irresistible temptation of hundreds of women throwing themselves at you (fuck outta here).
Here is a picture only because I don't want to break my rhythm.
Source: "i <3 ny"
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Eww that dude still has his mother's milk all over his face.
Where did they find him at Kindergarten or something? Yuck
OMG January isnt coming soon enough!
BTW He looks a hot mess.
oh so New York picked him, eh? lol...well there won't be any of that "...and flav took my body. it was like dark chocolate melting all over my body. we became one..."-type stuff with this guy lol
Love it Addictive.LOL
that ponytail has GOT TO GO, tho. He gettin 'good hair' happy over there lol
y'all are quicker than a looter.
u may just be slow...lol
Lol Electra, hes got man titties... EWW..This has got to be a joke because I just cant see NY being into him.
ok I am back Irre I just spoke to Smoke writers Block and Tx thanks I write for profit lol
Hello Everyone,
This is shawn I need to fix this before the day is over with.
Wow almost 400 post on the last one. Now that video was funny as hell.
Now who is this guy with the jeans on?
oH revenge you get my prayers Ithoughtyou were joking sweety
Shawn: thats the guy that said he was a virgin and gets hundreds of offers from hundreds of women lol
NV: lol, NV making that money...US money living in Trini
lol @ addictive's 'man titties' comment lol
I need to fix those links, give me a second
Demarcus' website has like a hundred pics of him.
TX you know its true, lol
Addictive: yea, i'd have to agree...he'd be aight if it wasn't for the slight jheri-curl and for him being a braggard about things he never even got to do lol
You know what guys, why would'nt NY like him? She liked FF didn't she? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Right now I think her eyes needs some Clear Eyes or something.LOL
I now see why this Dude's still a virgin.
Maybe some Visine...lol...the commercial where the girl is winking at the guy by accident...CLASSIC lol
WOW steups, u weren't lying this guy has a mini-shrine photo gallery of himself....u sure its JESUS u worship? lol
Lol I agree, I still dont see this guy lasting long on the show though.
lol Steupz that site is NO competittion we are here with you
TX Lucky u or unlucky you. I cant access anylinks here, they blocked everything at this organisation.
^^unlucky me...his site is:
www.demarcusreed.com
I think he's a good-looking guy. It's the boasting I hate.
I am not disputing his looks...well maybe I am on the hair and stuff...lol he's kinda cute. Hey steups did u c the pic of him wearing this toga-like thing with his body painted on the second pg. Yall have GOT to see it lol
Well guys I saw his profile and everything else and I got real damn mad.
On one hand he is saying one thing and doing something else on the other (sounds kind of way like E)
Anyways at least I dont broadcast it all over.
Anyways I gave him a piece of my mind. As a matter of fact I gave him the length of my tongue.
I hope u guys aint mad at me for doing that.
Shawty, do you really see me looking at all of his pics?
I chose one and that was it
I am lost E what happened
Hes okay looking I guess, I doubt that he had hundreds of women after him.
Electra do you have a myspace page?
thats true...i can't stand when ppl say they are about something and then do something totally opposite....
Like when I was little and my friend told me she would share with me, but the one day I was hungry and asked her for a piece of her Fruit-Roll-Up, that heifer had the nerve to say..."NO"
*flashes back from childhood*
Ahem, but yea, i hate that, lol
Steups: lol I suppose not...but I NEED u to check that picture out..it's HILARIOUS lol
nv or irre.
nv or irre.
is it on the 1st gallery or the 2nd?
Yes steupz
oh gaddoye.
what is up with this dude Shawty?
And this guy's hair is worse than the guy on ANTM
you asked forme Iam here How may I help you
nv, I have a link for you
Giraffe template
Of course you can add your own picture if you have a better one.
I'll find more options for you
Did I NOT tell u his hair was doing some sort of '2006 Return of the JHERI CURL' type thing lol
Well NV I emailed him and told him off. One minute he's talking all about Jesus and his Wife to be then he's posing like some slut in the second gallery with this toga and body paint.
And why would he want people to know his shoe and neck size? Is he pimping his body or something?
Yes NV, I have a myspace account its electratrinidad...... I dont know the url thingy.
And TX, girl u need some therapy going all crazy over that fruit roll ups thing that happened since childhood. I'm afraid of u.LOL
Oh...Wow, he looks worse on his website.
Sorry Electra...but those fruit roll-ups were of tha HOOOK back in tha day! Still are...lol
Does anyone know how old this man is?
addictive: I know, right? He looked better on the main picture...Jesus Christ of Nazareth son of Mary and Joseph, but not BIOLOGICAL son of Joseph lol
lmao @ electra emailing the dude
---^----------------DEAD
ok I got it E and Steupz ou really want me to have a light page huh
lol I will ask my fellow bloggers how they feel about it
dang, Addictive and Shawty are like a match made in heaven now
TX you are not on your Job Quanda is not registered
QUANDA, we need u to
RE-GI-STER, RE-GI-STER....like electra 'DO IT, DO IT, DO IT', lol
Hey Quanda, would u plzzzzz register...we're tryna cut down on perpitrators faking the funk and pretending to be regular posters!!! Plzzz register!
We'll give u....um....um....LOVE FOR ETERNITTYYYYY! lol Thats a GREAT trade off
Dang now why did my internet connection at home has to go and give me probs.
I have to leave real soon and tomorrow morning I have one of those disgusting Management meetings.
steups: I know, right? We gone be good friends lol...talkin bout the same old jheri-curl juice drippin, wanna-be playa and virgin at the same time, 'man titty' having (as addictive so eloquently worded it) guys lol
Aww...are u about to leave E?
are man tits that bad?
They look alright in Polo shirts, I've noticed.
he going to have sex for the first time with new york
steups what are you getting me for christmas
steups: no they're not...depending on what type u have...there are 5 categories of pectorials in my eye
1) Muscularly Defined Pecs- these are the ones that have no fat...just hard..very nice lol
2) Not Very Defined Pecs, yet and still muscular- (this is what Mr. Reese is experiencing) The pecs are muscular, but in the wrong clothing, or colors they appear as breasts...but yet muscular breasts, lol
3) No Pecs- these are just flat chests, these are most associated with skinny guys.
4) Pooch Pecs- These are what I call training bra, man-breasts...they are not quite breasts but they have the little bumps as if they are young girls
and,
5) Breast Pecs- They are not at all muscular and are further along than the training bra breasts...
With that explained, I can deal with 1-3. 4-5 have to come with confidence (tho i've seen some FINE big boys in my day, lol), because a personality does wonders...
This concludes my presentation, i hope you've learned something...lol
Yeh TX I leaving shortly. I am just waiting on a reply on my email account from my suger cake.
NV girl, I am sooo sorry. I got your request but this crap place blocked myspace so we will have to wait until my net is fixed at home which will be soon by next week I hope.:(
Did you notice on the links for the page that the tiffanyakanewyork my space page is there? What's that about??
Aww...i shall miss u Electra...lol..next time would you bring me a fruit roll-up? lol
what about a dual core processor?
email sent, sugarplum
I'll miss u guys too.
Quick ques before I go - Dont u just hate it when people dangle in front of your face something they know u want and they are not willing to give just to see if you'll bite?
(collapses)
You've done research haven't you?
Is that a course in College, Shawty?
how sweet all this 'computer love' lol
I SENT THE EMAIL E.
Now bite it if you want to.
steups: yes, it should be...lol What grade do I get on my presentation Prof. Steups? lol
electra...i completely agree on a higher being darling....thats why im agnostic. but religion is never a good topic so we will leave it there. I SWEAR M A GOOD PERSON!
lol.
and um yeah that "virgin" dude i swear he's been on a different world or the cosby show...i seen that fresh face somewhere before but he needs to lose his virginity and get over it...all those years wasted when he could have been knowing the joy of that little death. ::shrugs::
the man-gina face up there needs medication...and soon.
I'd give you a B+
Partly because you failed to delve into the fact that many women are turned off by 1 and 2 but presented your argument as if it is understood that your preference is the norm.
Which it may well be, but you declined to underscore that fact (or non-fact)
Do you have an opinion on women, Shawty?
Their pecs I mean.
Revenge is like a coolant in the comments box. She exudes chic.
Cool NV, I feel u.
Steups, I am not too sure I am ready to take that sort of bite. I will have to think long and hard on that one. Hope u dont get tired of waiting.
Correction: I may have hinted to a preference, but I have none, sir. Some things are just nice to look at, lol. I apologize for failing to accentuate that point, lol. Fine is fine, a gift's a gift regardless to how big the wrapper is lol
Dang it...what can i do to pull my grade up, overachiever kicking in....
No...i don't notice other womens' pecs...i don't flow with that current lol
OOOps (I did it again) I mean Revenge. Please forgive me.
Just checked my email after my stuff was bitten and I've been given another contestant.
This one has #2 pecs on the TX scale.
thanks for making me a liar Electra. I should have refreshed first...
Does anyone know the Patronus? (Electra is stealing my soul)
There's only one thing I can think of to get that grade up.
i dont want to exude chic...i just wanna be me!
what is patronus...sounds like a gladiator in ancient rome...
sokay electra...lol im not that important anyway (b&*tch) j/p :;wink::
The patronus (if I got the spelling right) is the spell Harry potter uses to defeat the Dementors.
Dementors steal joy from you. Or something like that.
Well Revenge, you are important to me.
Am I taking away your joy and whatever else from you Steups?
Actually you are not adding to my joy.
And you can, if you wanted to; but you don't.
I love new york contestant
Shawty, number this dude. Please.
that sounds like typical man pressure steups...oh wait, am i getting involved? didnt mean to get involved in the whole relationship thingy going on here
:;slowly backs away::
im going to take a nap
::peace sign::
He gets a 1.5. His pecs are hard, but not too hard...in the middle...lol
Have a grreat nap revenge...
Well I thougt that being part of your cyber-life was enough, but I guess I was wrong.
It's not I dont want to add to your joy, its I can't and u know the reason so dont do this to me, please.
butt out Shawty.
I feel you E.
Boy steups, if i didn't think u were cool...oohh lol
5 to 4
3:55
5 minutes to four
almost 4 o'clock
(puff of smoke)
i swear mannnn....*shakes fist* lol
Hell, I'LL number that guy. I give him a seven. For sure. And actually.... I think Demarcus is kinda cute, in a naive innocent kinda way. Ooooh I just wanna ~*~SQUEEZE~*~ him! And speaking of being squeezed, I just got thru the most spastic love-making session of my life.
*Whew it's getting hot in here*
Shawty...I'll use that pecs chart in the next blog if you don't mind?
lmao @ irre.
leave me alone...i'm butting out, remember?
TX, please don't be mad at Steups, he did not mean anything by it.
Irre Del u go rubbing it in my face that u got some and I.... well I...... I cant seem to get on to Yahoo.
electra:...yea yea yea...lol...i know.
Whooooo Steups, electra SAVED u 4m a down-south electronic mail beat down lol...nah, im just foolin, i can't even get serious enough to be mad right now
lol @ electra 'can't seem to get on yahoo!' comment
Hmph. Electra, it just dawned on me that you and Steups aren't even in the same AREA, are you? Like... two different time zones? LOL that is just PRICELESS! Anywayz, yea it was reallllllllllly great and there was passion and emotion behing it. I skipped my fourth period just to be with him. As it turns out, there really IS a greater love than what I feel for Steups. Who knew?
Irre, it would surprise you to know that E and I have met on several occasions
Good for u Irre Del, I am glad u are happy.
It doesn't matter if we are not in the same area. This world is really small, I'll see him soon enough.
Thanks a bloody lot Electra.
That's the second time you've done that.
*getting out of butting-out mode*
That's so sweet...okay, okay, i'm leaving lol
*goes back in to butt-out mode*
I have yet to receive permission from Shawty.
Too late now though, I am heading home
oh my bad...yeah u can use it...lol
LMAO Irre have you read the blog you are stuck in NY
TX Steupz is sensitive about his E-relationship with Electra or lack there of
and E you contridicted what Steupz said aboutyoutwo meeting lol
*faints*
What have I done?
Why u screaming at me?
I know what's going on between us and u know. No one else needs to know.
Do u think I want to broadcast all our laundry on the Blog?
I dont have to explain our personal lives to Irre Del, it's none of his business.
NV: and thanks for that pertinent information about their e-relationship..p.s. honey what did I tell you about fainting...i hope you're at home now doing all of that lol
TX, still at work but my office door is closed lol
ok...good job NV. lol...i hope u didn't faint on the floor, b/c then they'd hear, run in frantically to assist you and see that you aight...lol I can see it now:
THUMP
Employee rushing in the door to NV
Employee: Are you alright?
NV looking at him from computer...
NV: Mhmm, i'm cool, how are you?
Employee: Mannnn, i thought u were hurt
Slams the door lol
lol you are toomuch TX but that is xactly how it would happen
They'd be mad...as they lift u up, they see u laughin and drop you back down lol
Sorry to disappoint u NV but, Steups and I have met on numerous occassions.
Its just that I didn't want to rub Irre Del's face in it because I know how he feels about him.
Yes we do have a relationship too. Its a little complicated right now because of certain factors but we do.
So there, its out in the open now.
Happy?
I AM!!!! Awww...
E baby I really could careless you know I dont care, do you Trini is a long way from NY but if you like it I Love it I just want you two to be uniformed no need in one lying while the other one looks bad
Yeh I know NV. Thanks
Anywayz I am leaving now have a good night u all.
Night Electra...will miss u... :-(
Lol OMG Im sorry I left like that but I had to make a quick run. Now Im frustrated because it wont let me log in!!! WTF, anyways Im back now, lol
Aww Electra is leaving, good night.
addictive, i know what ur going through, it did me the same way. Somehow I had to go through google
NIght Night E
TX go check your myspace
I can't...this stupid place won't allow us to go on personal sites...what'd i get, what'd i get??? lol
EXTRA! EXTRA! I just posted on Caramel's Cream, and it's a helluva plot twist! But anywayz..... about this lates development....
So it's true, huh? Steups and Electra really do have something going on. FOR REAL. I think I'd rather him have fathered ladybugs baby.
*sniffs, and then composes himself after looking in his pocket mirror*
WOW Electra. Way not to "rub it in my face". Steups do you LOVE her?
*takes several deep breaths and chants "WOO-SAH"*
Yeah I know, its frustrating. How did you get it on google?
TX you will have to wait and see or go to www.girlhide.com to fnd out
and Irre I love the post Tica was trying to hold on to you but we are ALL... well they can read it lol
addictive: i went to the part where it tells to create an account and over the application for account it should give u the option of signing into google (right above the application)...click on that and just sign in through that..
NV: NNOOOOOOOOOo i can't get on that either...WHYYYYYYYYY??? lol
try www.myspacebypass.com
LOL that story is the only thing keeping me sane at the moment. I'm really torn up about this Steups' and Electra thing. I love them both, but in different ways. Electra is like one of my intellectual friends who I don't always agree with, but I love her charm and she's a good seed. And don't even get me STARTED on Nicholas. I love him more than words will allow me to say. I think if an explosion blew off most of his body, and he was nothing more than just a torso, I would STILL want to spend the rest of my life with him. Which is stunning for someone as shallow and vain as myself. I know I love him b/c I felt this way before I even saw his face. Oh HELL, this is definitely gonna be one of those nights where I'll gorge myself on Nerds ropes, tacos, and chocolate ice~cream.
*sniffs*
For what it's worth, I totally feel obliged to say I'm happy for you two, not matter HOW much of a lie it is.
ya'll are crazy on here ,keep hold it down setupz !!
NV: Noooooo....not that one either lol
Addictive: How's it going with that log-in...
*grabs marshmallows, skittles, and a red bull*
It's gonna be a looooong night.
Irre I m here if you need me and TX I am sorry bo that was my last option
*sniffles*........
NV he doesn't understand what I would do to him, and FOR him...
*sniffles again with a mouthful of twizzler*
This is real, what I'm feeling. My REAL boyfriend makes me feel great, but in my virtual world, Steups is the only one for me.....
Thanks even though it didn't work...guess i'll ACTUALLY have to wait til i get home...lol....:sigh:
Sorry TX I tried
*passes Irre a Tissue*
I understand baby but we have had this talk before about Steupz and his disregard for your feelings
It's not so much DISREGARD as it is avoidance. He's a straight man. So what can I do? I will admit that if I had to pick any Harlet-in-training sidewalk doll to be his main squeeze, it WOULD be Electra. Simply because I know she would take care of him..........
HELL, I've got the biggest damn sugar surge ever right now, and I just had a FANTABULOUS idea. Now I'm sure I'm not the only gay male in the blogspot, so why don't I find a virtual boy-toy, Reality TV style? We can call it..... 'Deliscious Flavor'....
any one wanna be a contestant? (LMFAO)
Irre I love the Idea now we have to find contestants
LOL *giggles flirtatiously* anon was that cough your way of being in the competition? If so, you'll have to come up with a name for yourself. And HI there, Porker! Who knew you were such a sweetie!
Bye guys, i'm off the clock, but hopefully i'll get on later tonight.
IRRE: Hope you feel better, hon.
NV: Talk to u when i get home...
Bye guys! ;-)
Thanx TX and bye, lol
And NV you're the BESTEST! Your one of the greatest friends a gay guy could ever ask for. *SMOOCHES!*
I KNOW I'll find web-blog love someday. (LOL) Dammit I'm too cute for this.
ADDICTIVE: Bye and i'm glad we made new friends today..lol
BYE, Tex. ( I like that nickname even more than I do 'shawty'.) I think I'll refer to you as Tex from now on.
Bye TX and Irre Thanks Million
Tica is here she is having a hard time posting
Why is she having a hard time posting? Because google is trippin'? It's not acting spazzy for me, it works fine. But um... I ask again... WHERE is Smoke? It'll be hellaciously fun for the four of us to post, especially in our current living situations. We'll be like the ghetto Brady Bunch.
she is lost in cyber space lol
and smoke said he has writers block but is coming
I will post in a second i like the living together thing my stuff cam happen
lol
IRRE, you are a brat dammit, lol
By George she finally has it lol
EXCUSES! You know what I think it is? I think Mr. Smoke is a flippin' homophobe. Perhaps he doesn't like me too much? Or maybe he feels trapped because he is already an existing charecter and his story is pretty much layed out for him. ( I mean, he's coming into the story and he's already engaged and all of that.)Tell that nigga to man up, NV.
Ummmmmm, we aren't living together.....I gotta get my freak on, lol
Welcome welcome let me show you around this is the blog Ran by Stuepz Irre's Crush and here we talk about the flavor of love I love Newyork a whold bunch of other shit and me and Irre plug our blog
Oh hush NV! And he has writers block Irre! Stop tripping before I blow up LA all together and your ass won't ever get there, lol
we are living together loser and Iree he is not a homophobe boo trust he is a nice guy and Tica real man lol
Lol, Irre you are funny. Actually he has only read up to the part where Mel was headed to his house after I was attacked. So he doesn't know where to go with his character or how he should set up his life.
Lol, I thought Irre knew that Smoke and I were the real thing in reality? What he didn't know?
he should try reading to catchup lol Addictive on this blog read the whole story in one day matter of fact where is addictive?
Helloooooooooooooooooooooo
Irrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Brat isn't even the half of it, Electra.
*sticks nose up in the air*
You better take care of my baby, girl. I love that man with my heart and soul and PROMISE me that you won't hurt him.
Who is addictive?
Lol, the name is Erotica not Electra you brat! And I better not hurt who?
Alright, alright...
I filled out all of that crap just for you all. And because I need to have my opinions or intellectual thoughts read once in awhile.
LMAO
Yall are so damn slow! I swear!
OMGOMGOMGOMG! TICA!!!! You're HERE! Welcome, gurr! How you doin'? And you know what, I had no idea you and Smoke were the real deal. Hell, I guess he DOES have writer's block. He's chained to you. LMFAO, I mean, what can he say?
Well, TICA, tell your man to post, TONIGHT! I gotta go yall. Much love!
LMAO, well we are just trying to get him to write in his character and give a little background on himself and how him and Tica came to be and all that stuff. I never really offically introduced him into the story. So we want him tyo give his background but he is stuck for some reason
LOL thanx for the added exposure...its's not really a competition though. I'm just another fan like u.
'Hieroglyphics' That was cute...i was just testing that header thing.
Anyway....thanx for the credit.
Ok see ya, I hope everything is ok! And NV told me that you wished me well when I was sick so thank you for the thoughts.
NV big head, I am getting ready to get up and out in about 15 myself
Right here!!! Lol this account thing is getting me mad, wont let me sign in.
Everything is screwed up
I am back I posted
lol
and Addictive try to refresh and click where it says log into your google account
i think its google
and Tica I am about to bounce myself in a second
I am out Tica I will call you
Dang its still not working! Oh well Ill try later, I have to bounce for a while too...Im heavyweight tired, lol Laterz
Oh heck, I got home too late.
Y'all saw that comment from I love New York, lol.
OMG! I cannot stop laughing about that video...he was rapping, if you wanna call it rapping, about his back hair, lmao! And the second guy, that poor, poor virgin, having hundreds of beautiful women throwing themselves at him all the time - poor guy. NY couldn't have actually chosen giant vagina chin and helpless virgin, could she??
Damn, not being on here the last few days I didn't realize I've missed tons of posts and hundreds of comments! Things have been a little crazy in my life, but hopefully soon I'll be here all the time again, lol. I miss you guys -Groovy, my dear, I miss you, how are things? Steups - loving the emails, Irre - words can't express how happy I am that you are back, I love you, and it's a good thing you are gay or I'd be all over your ass like an insane stalker, lol.
And to the rest of you, miss you guys! Hopefully, things will get a little easier and I'll be able to chat here regularly soon.
Sorry bout the length, but it's been a long time since I've commented, had to make up for it!
Miss you all, hope everyone is having a great holiday season!
Incase steups has not seen it:
http://www.zshare.net/video/buffie-wmv-xn2.html
The 'Virgin Man' probably has had to turn down hundreds of women.
You know how some women are...LOL.
that guys should have sang "I'm bringing sexy back..." the irony! lol
quanda! nice name, mamacita.
wusup NV & Irre and i dont think ive ever typed to Tica before...::waves::
Hey Ivory,how are things?
i'm a bit concerned for mama groovy, hopefulyl everything is alright.
good evening steups.
ahh madame mostang...
i like your blog page..lol@ "i wish you would!" lmao.
that actually made me laugh out loud. good job!
mistang**
thanks Revenge, I didn't know what to put, im still new at this.
That was me by the way, using a friend's ID to help with a redesign.
Mistang, I left a comment on your blog, and a question
Buffering Buffie video. I am pretty sure I've seen it
i saw that! lol
ahh im trying to do mine now...but my brain never works these days
Anonymous. Thank you.
I'd seen it before but not with the booty-clapping quality. This is a much clearer video
what are you trying to do Revenge?
Not a booty clap?
MANNNN!!! I can't sign in under my blog...ah welll....hey guys if anybody's on lol
Hi Steup, it is Mistang because I use to drive a mustang and they called me mistang. Thanks for the comment. FYI, I posted the buffy video for u :)
buffie***
Nooooo, you did?
I owe you one then. You want a Cherokee or a Jenna Jameson, lmao.
nooooooo...im trying to post something on my blog.