Showing posts with label The Original Mr. New York. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Original Mr. New York. Show all posts


The Original Mr. New York has to be Tiffany 'New York' Pollard's biggest fan. His ultimate goal was to have New York as his woman. George W. a.k.a. Tailor Made has crushed those dreams for now. However, it didn't stop Mr. New York quest to meet the H.B.I.C. of his heart. He met the love if his life's mother, Sister Patterson. He then pulled off a successful interview with Sister Patterson. The cherry on top of the cake, he went to the 'I Love New York 2' Reunion Show & met New York. I would've asked Mr. New York for an interview. However, our ties are long severed. So if you know where to find his blog or MySpace page; maybe he's blogged about his experience.

Did I tell y'all how much I hate writing recaps? I know Dana. It's coming.

Credit: Sexi B!@#H

A happy for a fan Qmoment!

For those who don't know, I love Mr. New York. He is one of the funniest young boys, I know. In October, we won't be friends. Our falling out is inevitable because he is unable to tolerate anyone who types/says anything negative about the H.B.I.C. or her mother. (Y'all know when 'I Love New York 2' airs, it's ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!) 'I Love New York 2' will end and we will mend fences once again.

Sister Patterson recently warmed my spirit. I think one of the most special things a person can do is take time out for a fan. Sister Patterson did that just recently and spent quality time with Mr. New York. Mr. New York is New York's biggest fan!!! We may not always agree with his methods of getting his point across. However, you have to respect his commitment to he lady love. VH-1/ 51 Minds if you are lurking please consider doing something wonderful for this young man. Whatever blogging I do in the future; Sister Patterson touched me with her generousity towards this vibrant, intelligent individual (a.k.a. brat).

CONGRATULATIONS TO MR. NEW YORK! YOU ARE NEW YORK'S BIGGEST & MOST LOYAL FAN!

A gloves off Qmoment!

new-york-blender-magazineWe apologize for the technical difficulties in our earlier attempt but we believe we've sorted out the majority of the audio problems.
Understand we are experimenting here so we are gonna f*ck up occasionally but it's our attempt to keep things fresh; and different.

You should know our podcasts are called Podssips™ and are edited and compiled by Shawn. She's also the host of the Podssip™ and in this our third edition she invites Dana, Mr. New York and Lareigna to offer their opinions on I love New York Episode 9.
Look out for Dana's Trinidadian accent, Mr New York's audio snippets from the episode and Lareigna's identifiably New York accent.
As I've said before, Lareigna's accent reminds me of the first witness on a Law & Order Episode.

Anyways, it's time for Podssip™3, you have two choices
1) right click and save to your hard-drive to play later (I think that's the better option)

2) click and listen on the web-page (you may need a QuickTime™ plugin)




Shawn's Podssip™ 3
(graphic language)


Credit: Shawn


The Original Mr. New York Speaks


Before I even start, I am an emotional wreck. ' I Love New York' Episode 5 was a traumatic experience. I am haunted by visions of Whiteboy kissing HER! Did she deserve such passionate kisses? I say ...' H to the E to the double L , NO!

*screams and throws self on floor

Now that I have that out of my system. We shall return to the subject at hand, The Original Mr. New York. For the sake of my overworked fingers, henceforth he shall be referred to as Mister. I asked Mister quite some time ago for an interview. He was shocked by my request. Why would I want to interview him? Well darling, it works like this you are as important as any
'Flavor of Love', 'I Love New York' and ' Charm School' cast member. You are what makes people stars, actually many of us are. If not for our fanatical devotion (lust in my case) the sponsors wouldn't give a care about 'I Love New York' or any other show for that matter. So Mister you stand tall and proud because you my 'myspace friend' is the one who butters that woman's bread and pays for that jacked up weave.
(Didn't I type I was over the kissing? I lied!)

*talks to self " Q ....you are going to have to get it together girl. Snap the
f@$k out of it! It didn't mean anything. He had to, those diabolical VH-1 producers held his family hostage until he kissed her."

" Yeah, you're right. He had to do it to save his family."

" Alright, you good? We straight? You gonna knock this interview out? Girl, take your medicine that Dr. Mental prescribed with a B-52 shot. "

" I flushed it down the toilet. Chemical imbalance my ass!"

" Damn, damn, damn.... get your drink on and let Episode 5 go. Inhale and exhale."

*inhales....exhales....inhales....exhales

" You good?"

*downs B-52 shot

" You good?"

*downs second shot

" You good?"

" I'm good. Thanks I don't know what I'd do without you."

So the interview begins....

Hello.
Hello may I speak with 'The Original Mr. New York'?

This is he.
Hello it's Quanda.

Hello, how are you?
Actually, I am a little down. You know my uncle passed. So sorry if I am not that upbeat. How are you?

I am really sorry to hear of your uncle's passing. You know he's in a better place. As far as I'm concerned. I am nervous.
Thank you, that's very thoughtful. Why are you nervous?

Girl, this interview!
There is nothing for you to be nervous about. I am no Barbara Walters.
Both of us laugh out loud.

So, what is it that you'd like the whole blog world to know about you?
I am New York's biggest fan. I have the biggest crush on her.

What exactly is it about her that captivates you?
Her personality....she's the H.B.I.C. ( Men really like that shit?) She is who she is. She doesn't care who doesn't like it. If you don't like her, to bad for you. She doesn't care. She's going to continue to do New York.
( Hmmph...too bad for me.)

How long have you had this crush?
The beginning of 'Flavor of Love' season one.
*struggles not to vomit

Is she your physical type?
Yes.
( Wow...I am going to have to pull teeth for this one.)

Can you give me a little more?
I like everything about her.

I am sorry. You like everything. I don't believe it. Let's talk hair.
Wow...if she likes it, I love it.... I don't know...no comment.
( Bingo!)

On the subject of appearance, do you like her style? And do you have a favorite outfit that she wore?
I definitely like her style. She is a fine woman. If there was a favorite, it would have to be the blue dress. You know the one from 'Flavor of Love' Season 2 at the final elimination ceremony. She worked the hell out of that dress.

Yes, she did. I have to give it to her.
Give it to her? You ain't giving New York anything. She takes what she wants and deserves. That's why I love her. She demands respect.
( I see we are going to have to revisit the weave issue!)

Were there any other women you liked from 'Flavor of Love'?
I liked Deelishis. She was cool. I liked how she carried herself.

Actually, Deelishis was my favorite cast member. I also liked Hoopz, Buckeey and Bootz. What are your thoughts on Pumkin?
She is totally disrespectful and hilarious.

Are you harboring any ill will towards her for the spit incident?
No, she did what she thought she needed to do.
( I am indebted to Pumkin for a classic reality TV moment!)

Would you like to see New York in another show?
Yes! I'd love to see her and Omarosa in a reality villian type show.
( Is this guy on DJ Bucky Blend's payroll?)


Interesting, dramatic villains work for me. Now what's your opinion of some of the cast mates?
Tango is pretty cool. He reminds me of myself. Shy with the ability to handle himself. ( Not if it involves splinters or hoop dreams.)
Mr. Boston is just very funny. He has a very high self esteem and is confident. He is all about the strategy.
Whiteboy is cool and laid back.

Do you think Whiteboy wins?
Well Mrs. Whiteboy, I can't see them together. He is not her type. I wouldn't be upset if he won. Actually as long as it's anyone but Chance. I think he's ignorant. And he denied my friend's request twice. He's on my list? ( This nervous es me because I denied him too!)

What list?
The I don't like list.

I denied you at first too. I thought you were going to go off on me for my less than favorable New York comments. But I did approve you the second time. Oh my.... did you call me Mrs. Whiteboy?! I love you!
You deserve the title. You have it bad.

Yes, I do on both points. Did you see the Tyra show?
Yes. Mama and New York looked nice up there. Tyra seemed a little aggressive towards New York.

What's your take on New York's breast implants and weight gain?
I like the new New York chunky. Did I say that? I think she's beautiful either way. If she likes it, I love it. ( This is real talk folks.)

If you knew New York was reading this what would you say to her?
........I don't know.......I would want her to know that I think she is an awesome person. She is perfect the way she is. And if it doesn't work out with the winner. When I turn 21, I'll be ready to step up to the plate as the real and true Mr. New York.
( Don't ask how old he is! Just don't! And was I suppose to get parental permission for this interview?)

BTW....you have a great phone voice.
I've been practicing.

For what?
This interview.

You also are a nice looking young man.
This we all know. Thank you by the way.
( No, he didn't.)

Before you eat your warm milk and cookies, any thoughts on 'Charm School'?
It will be something to watch. Monique is going to have it bad with Bootz. And Saaphyri, there is something wrong with her. I saw her bugging out on Tyra. Somethin, I have no words....none.

Well that about wraps it up. You want to say something else?
Mr. New York is in the house and here to stay. And stop the hate messages.
( I really like this kid.)

Anything else you want to share with me?
New York, Tiffany left me a voice message on my myspace page.

No....get the f@#k out of here! Hold on let me go to your page.
*listens to message

Folks I heard it from the horse's mouth. New York recognizes 'The Original Mr. New York' as her #1 fan. She is loving his myspace page and thinks it's beautiful. (Note 99% of it is pictures of her! Humble she is not.) And putting my hateration aside, I think it shows a great deal of character for her to take the time to show him some respect and love. New York hearing you spread love to this kid, makes me know that you are so much more than I give you credit for. But let's keep this a secret. Because once I post this....it's on like Donkey Kong.

You have just shared a Qmoment!

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