How Did the H.B.I.C. Wear Her Hair?
Did New York wear a weave, wig or her 'luscious, healthy, thick, long' hair *coughs ( a certain friend of hers says she has) @ the taping of the 'I Love New York' Reunion Show?

Quanda is surely not going to tell for two reasons. One I don't think I should listen to the legal advice of a *coughs certain DJ. And two, no one has offered me $1,000,000 to stop being lame.

I spoke with another professional cosmetologist, Shea Suga. And this is an edited version of our interview.

Do you watch 'I Love New York'?
I didn't but your stupid @ss kept talking about it and this blog. So, I started to watch it.

Your initial opinion of the show?
Onix is fine. And really Quanda ...your love of Whiteboy is not a surprise to me. Remember when you was dating....?

Ummmm Shea I am going to edit that answer. Keep it on 'I Love New York', this is not a BFF chat.
Alrighty then, what you want to know suga.

So people have a feel for you tell them what you're made of.
Tell them I said, ' Hey sugas!' I am a co-owner of a hair salon. I've been doing hair and make up for 15 years. I've work with Alicia Keys, Gary Dourdan, Kellita Smith ...to name a few. I've worked on a variety of videos and movies. You know I am switching gears and building a career in comedy. I've opened for D.L. Hughley, Paul Mooney and some other heavy weights in the comedy industry.

Okay, we had another professional come in and state her opinion on the state of New York's hair. She was called a fake because she believe it was a weave, any opinion on that statement?
I read it and I thought she was professional. It's hard to really know what you working with when the person is not in your chair. Honestly, New York's purchased hair often resembles a weave. So many professionals could've made an error in whether it's a wig or weave, without her sitting in their chair.

Your opinion on New York's hair.
Looking at her makes my stomach bubble. I get bubble guts just looking at that hot mess.

Oh hell naw... you about to have the 'I Love New York' blog on the floor laughing.
What?! She's raggedy with a capital R-A-G-G-E-T-E-E.

Ummm Shea that's not how you spell raggedy.
I am Shea Suga not 'Akeelah the Bee'. You know what I mean. She looks like a lady of the night who needs to take a bath and douche once in awhile. Every time I look at her I want to run and take a bath. She just looks like she's been playing in the gutter all day and night.

Wow... Shea the hair...focus the hair.
Quanda what you want me to say? You have your license like I have mine. If those dos of hers are wigs, it's pathetic and sad. You and I can go to Diva Beauty Supply right now. We'll find a bangin' wig for $30 and rock the hell of it. She has a television show and she walking around looking like she found Big Foot and he died on her head.

Shea you are killing me ...stop.
Hell it's my opinion.

You know some of the bloggers are going to come down hard on you.
Do I sound scared? I have my opinions and that's that. Those that don't like it ...oh fucking well sue me.

Okay, if she came to you for a makeover....
Hold up, she couldn't sit in my chair. I wouldn't take her on as a client. Trash is for the garbage man.

Oh boy, if you did take her as a client what would you recommend.
A bath.

Come on now....hair the focus is hair.
I would have to see what was under the wig to give her a proper consultation. But my first recommendation would be a long hot, hot, hot bath with some Pine-Sol and a splash or two of Clorox bleach.

Shea I know you want to be the new face of Pine-Sol but this is not an audition. I hate you right now.
Why you laughing so hard then?

Shea I can laugh and hate your crazy @ss at the same time. I am so mad at you right now.
Well you wanted my opinion and I gave it to you. Can we talk about her make up?

*takes a deep breath Sure go for it.
She needs to go grab a box of S.O.S. pads and scrub that 'Ho- Clown' make up off and then sit in your chair. Let her see what her full potential is. You are always about helping another sister out.

She's not my sister. And I am not interested.
Lol ...but you want her in my chair. The other cosmetologist was right about one thing. New York has features were less is more. She isn't an unattractive female. She just needs a good glam team. Neeko and Billy B. could definitely upgrade her look. Can we touch on her outfits?

No.
Why?

Because I am through with you. You want me to post your picture up, give the 'haters' something to look at?
No problem you know I give a good damn what anyone thinks outside of my savior,family, friends and fans.

I sure do. Anything else?
Yeah, I like the blog. You all are definitely doing it up. And how you not going to tell your girl what went on at the Reunion Show?

You have a million bucks to give to VH-1?
You know I'm broker than a welfare recipient on the last day of the month. Anyhow I got to go ...just talking about New York gave me bubble guts.

Make sure you tune in Sunday, April 15th for The ' I Love New York' Reunion Show to see how she rocks her hair this time around. And then don't change the channel because the premiere of ' Charm School' follows.

Credit: Meale and Shea Suga

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The Comment Box Daily

Does New York care about the negative things we type? I don't think so. She laughing all the way to the bank. I have my opinions of the entity known as New York. And as people often remind me, " Opinions are like @ssholes. Everyone has one." ( Does everyone have an @sshole? I don't think so.) Anyhow, the boss man says I am a New York hater. Which I 100% disagree with that bogus opinion. That is a ridiculous notion. A hater in my mind never has a positive thing to say about a certain individual. For example: You help out a friend. And her hating @ss associates tell her ..."I don't know why Q. did that?" It's called F-R-I-E-N-DS-H-I-P. To me that's hateration or haterism in it's highest form. Your dislike or hate hinders your ability to see or acknowledge a good deed. Your dislike disables you to make a positive statement.As the 'I Love New York / Flavor of Love' Blogspot readers can attest too, I can say something positive about each and every cast member of ' I Love New York'. Most of us realize these are real men and women. However, while some of them were being their 'true' selves, others were doing 'extraaaaaaaa'. The end result for me is that when I watch a television show ...I see characters. It's not like I am watching a PBS documentary or something. This blog is about fun. It's about sharing information about the shows that keep us wanting more. And for those who enjoy giving their two cents. Of course, some take it a bit far and go into rabid pit bull mode. But ...no one ever told me blog life was rainbows, butterflies and nude pics of Onix. But this is what happens when individuals can hide behind a screen and have zero consequences for their behavior. The funniest thing to me is when an anonymous person comes in and criticizes someone's work. 1. Thanks for your opinion and visiting our blog. 2. Hell if you can do better, show us what you're made of. 3. If it was so bad, why waste your time to read it? Keep it moving, and again thanks for dropping by. Criticism is fine. However, some people just get so heated when you have a different opinion. And take it as a personal attack when your favorite is not their favorite. We watch the same shows 'I Love New York', 'Flavor of Love', and coming soon 'Charm School'. We see and notice different things and sure in the heck have different interpretations.

So today we started talking about fashion in the comment box. Don't ask. And I learned something. There is a difference between haute couture and couture. I always thought couture was just a shortened term for haute couture. For the record, an anon reminded me yesterday that I am just a Richmond welfare ho, old @ss ugly b@tch. So I highly doubt I can afford a couture outfit, let alone haute couture. But heck it doesn't stop me from looking at the pretty pictures in Vogue. (Of course considering I am on welfare, I read them at the grocery store magazine section.) What triggered this discussion on fashion? Oh yes, T.L.B. said New York's dress fit her so very well that he believed it was a 'couture' piece. I disagreed about the couture aspect of the dress. However, New York was wearing the heck out of that dress. And though her make up was a little heavy, her eyeshadow choice was a perfect match for her dress selection. The wig managed not to irked me severely but those bobby pins were so not glamorous. And some of you are asking, "Why does her wig irk Quanda?" It irks me on occasion *coughs frequently because she is an attractive woman who doesn't maximize her full potential (on the show)...in my opinion. However, I am noticing in fan pictures that her hair is looking good and her make up application is very good. Even the picture in the previous post she is looking great. So, I am thinking the wig selection and make up application on 'I Love New York' was to give us 'haters' something extra to talk about. I say, "Bravo...bravo, it worked!" We are talking about New York, 'I Love New York' and the handsome men vying for her heart. And daily those dissin' New York's sense of style are met with force from her staunch supporters Steups, Hutche, The Original Mr. New York, and T.L.B. Once in a blue moon we have a special visitor in the comment box. This charming character goes the Blog name BuckyBlends. He types in all caps (I am thinking he is blog yelling.) Bucky refers to the writers and commenters as 'losers and idiots'. Yeah, he's laying on the 'Bucky Charm' thick. In spite of my fanaticism, I get called squander. Thanks Bucky I love you too. May I type, " PUT DOWN THE BOTTLE."I am in no way taking credit for the success of 'I Love New York'. Mark Cronin, Chris Abrego, 51 Minds' production staff, writers, VH-1 publicists, New York, the guys *waves @ Pootie are responsible for the show's success. However, I will say this 'We the Bloggers' sure in the hell don't hurt it. Actually VH-1's Celebreality, VH-1 Reality, The 'Flavor of Love' Blogspot and other various blogs promote the show to the fullest. And sometimes cause people who would've never watched 'I Love New York' to tune it. And you want to know how I know this? Because I am one of those individuals.

D@mn that felt so f@cking good. Back to the comment box update, a regular who happens to be a hardworking cutie pie named Gabrielle had a complaint. She wanted to know why we haven't touched on New York's fur eyelashes. What the hell do you want me to type? (I am on welfare remember?) The mink ones JLo sported where rumored to cost $1,000. Heck, you can get some bangin' strips @ Walmart or Sally's while you playing. Low budget lashes for a low budget b@tch ...that's what I am writing about. Quanda is getting her $5 lashes and demanding her pro-discount. Now whatchu hatin' fo? Gigi, I hope you are happy now. We have touched on New York's fur eyelashes ...may they rest in peace.

Anything else? Yes, Mexiricanmama said she enjoyed my presence. That's one smart cookie! Steups said that Groovy will always be loved. And that is so very true. We love and miss you Groovy. Last but not least, Shawn was typing in code again. Which none of us understand the code! Yep, that about sums it up. I am off to BUZZ someone in IM. Yep, life is oh so good.

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Every newspaper has letters to the Editor, right?

Buckyblends (New York's manager, confidante and friend) -speaking on her weave:

I hate to blow up my friend New York, but.....
New York Doesn't wear weaves, you fuckin' dunces...(((THEY ARE CALLED WIGS!!!)) Your expert is a total FRAUD when he/she/it is describing her "weave" and how it is "sewn" in. The real New York has long beautiful hair that has grown so very long and thick under her wigs

Steups: I'll leave this for the "experts" to refute or accept


Lynne -commenting on my Perry Mason moment exposing Whiteboy as a snitch:

If (you) watch the episode where New York's mom confronts Chance about his actions at dinner; Perry (Lynne got jokes) will see where New York and her mom was (sic) in New York's room conversating (sic) and New York tells her mom what Chance did.
And from there New York's mom goes and confronts him!
White boy didn't snitch!
Please correct him (me?) on that!

Steups: I never saw that conversation