You remember the scene; New York is having dinner with the kisser from Cell Block H and gifts him a Gianto watch.
Well that was terrible when I thought it was a $600 watch, but it's a permanent migraine now that I've been informed of the true cost of a Gianto watch.

My informer tells me Whiteboy's Gianto is closer to $2000 and might be as much as $6000.
Wtf?

Instant headache, that gave me.
Laterz.

I'm doing it George Lucas style for you lot.
We began at the ending when Danny (a radio presenter on Yorkshire radio) dumped a young lady who pleasured her boss in the toilet whilst her boyfriend had a diamond solitaire in hand and ready to propose.

Well now we are at the beginning, the first two dumpings; and they are men this time.
First up, we have Adam....(at this stage Danny had not yet developed his dumping skills)

And then we have Ben, who actually confesses to being an unfaithful bastard before Danny gives him the famous words, "You're Dumped!"



I wonder if the ladies will defend these guys as eagerly as they did with the "dirty little tart?"

Now for some news about the people we love to talk about:
The top brass at VH1 contacted me to make me aware that my list of Charm School contestants is inaccurate and I should take it down. Well I have, but when the show comes around they better not have me linking Concrete Loop again for cast photos and shit.
That's two seasons they have not had the courtesy to send me a cast photo after constant email reminders. And I am bitter about it.

But they can make it up to me with a Rolex watch and Quanda would gladly accept a Gianto with Whiteboy's hand attached...(no need to bring the rest of him; just the hand will do)

Oh, before I leave; Flavor Flav is holidaying in the Caribbean and specifically, Trinidad. He was present at the International Soca Monarch Show and will be playing mas on Carnival Monday and Tuesday.
You probably have no idea what I am talking about....so why don't you Google it!