gianto-new_york-whiteboyI'm doing it George Lucas style for you lot.
We began at the ending when Danny (a radio presenter on Yorkshire radio) dumped a young lady who pleasured her boss in the toilet whilst her boyfriend had a diamond solitaire in hand and ready to propose.

Well now we are at the beginning, the first two dumpings; and they are men this time.
First up, we have Adam....(at this stage Danny had not yet developed his dumping skills)











And then we have Ben, who actually confesses to being an unfaithful bastard before Danny gives him the famous words, "You're Dumped!"










I wonder if the ladies will defend these guys as eagerly as they did with the "dirty little tart?"

Now for some news about the people we love to talk about:
The top brass at VH1 contacted me to make me aware that my list of Charm School contestants is inaccurate and I should take it down. Well I have, but when the show comes around they better not have me linking Concrete Loop again for cast photos and shit.
That's two seasons they have not had the courtesy to send me a cast photo after constant email reminders. And I am bitter about it.

But they can make it up to me with a Rolex watch and Quanda would gladly accept a Gianto with Whiteboy's hand attached...(no need to bring the rest of him; just the hand will do)

Oh, before I leave; Flavor Flav is holidaying in the Caribbean and specifically, Trinidad. He was present at the International Soca Monarch Show and will be playing mas on Carnival Monday and Tuesday.
You probably have no idea what I am talking about....so why don't you Google it!

113 comments

  1. Unknown // 17/2/07 2:59 PM  

    firsttt!

  2. Unknown // 17/2/07 2:59 PM  

    i dont get what this has to do with FOL or ilny but yay!

  3. FOL // 17/2/07 3:04 PM  

    watches Noemi with the evil eye

    It's the weekend, girl. We do any and every thing on the weekend.

  4. The Q © 2010 // 17/2/07 3:04 PM  

    Nothing, Steups just wanted a new post up because someone who shall remain nameless is being a lazy ...... and has not posted a cast members interview/recap.

    And for the record; My problem with the boyfriend dumping her that way is that he did it based on gossip and hearsay.

  5. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 3:06 PM  

    hey quanda

    how r u?

  6. Anonymous // 17/2/07 3:08 PM  

    The bitch Ben deserved it

  7. The Q © 2010 // 17/2/07 3:11 PM  

    Hello Revenge,

    I am in this evil and vicious mood today.

    How are you?

  8. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 3:14 PM  

    hmm evil and vicious is so fucking sexy. embrace the evil madame.


    im feeling like shit and im off in a few minutes to abuse my husband ... oh i meant snuggle with him and watch a movie and thank him for making me something to eat...same thing u know.

  9. Electra (trinidad) // 17/2/07 3:57 PM  

    Wow that Danny should get his own TV show.(Hmmmmph)

    I am most def looking out for FF.

    BTW good day ladies and gents

  10. Anonymous // 17/2/07 4:09 PM  

    electra did you say that flava flav is in trinidad

  11. FOL // 17/2/07 4:21 PM  

    Hallelujah holla back

  12. sassyassertiveflame // 17/2/07 5:04 PM  

    I was saying that all day yesterday, lol.

  13. Electra (trinidad) // 17/2/07 5:04 PM  

    Bye Steups I am off again. Have a good one.

  14. Electra (trinidad) // 17/2/07 5:05 PM  

    Yes Sassy you were. :-). I want to talk to you but not now after the Carnival. Have a good one. Laterz

  15. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 6:32 PM  

    The difference is that both of these scumbags with their own two lips admitted to being unfaithful. So they deserved their dumpings.

    It's not a sexist thing just because they're men. It's because they're self professed wankers.

  16. FOL // 17/2/07 6:33 PM  

    Hallelujah holla back

    Sup E?

  17. FOL // 17/2/07 6:39 PM  

    Dana...a young man does not have the will power to resist another woman

  18. FOL // 17/2/07 6:42 PM  

    Dana, this song is for you.

  19. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 6:45 PM  

    i really can not stand jon brown

    fucking ghetto revival...he looks like mr. potato head.

  20. FOL // 17/2/07 6:52 PM  

    I thrive on the hate
    breathes in

    Hallelujah holla back, Mami.

  21. The Q © 2010 // 17/2/07 6:53 PM  

    Well you are striving!!!!

  22. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 6:53 PM  

    Why is that song for me?

    Another 'provocative and ambiguous' posting to make me 'keen to reply'

  23. FOL // 17/2/07 6:54 PM  

    Dana.......in camera please

  24. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 6:54 PM  

    dana my love u got mail.

    steups its basking in the hate by the way - quote correctly

    and i am not your mami.
    pendejo.

  25. FOL // 17/2/07 6:56 PM  

    I beg your pardon, senora.

  26. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 6:57 PM  

    Thank you Rev - checking it now.

    Steups I don't know what you mean by 'in camera'

    You've lost me with the riddles

  27. FOL // 17/2/07 6:59 PM  

    look it up Dana

  28. FOL // 17/2/07 7:01 PM  

    The haters only matter if they are screwing me because they can throw oil in my here or something less poetic.

  29. FOL // 17/2/07 7:01 PM  

    Fuck, I went Londoner for a moment.
    I meant ear, not here.

  30. FOL // 17/2/07 7:02 PM  

    This song is for Quanda

  31. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:02 PM  

    screw the haters.

    well i wont be screwing anyone but you get the fucking messages.

    who cares...about teh lurkers or the plotters or the haters unless you do something master stueps to anger the masses?

  32. Anonymous // 17/2/07 7:04 PM  

    steups you sound like a girl

  33. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 7:04 PM  

    What's up with the 'tude today?

    I looked it up to expand my own knowledge, and not because you very rudely told me to. If you can explain other unknown terms like 'groo' and 'macguffin' why not this one. What's up with the double standards????

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_camera
    In camera (Latin: "in chamber") is a legal term meaning "in secret".

    So check your mail

  34. FOL // 17/2/07 7:05 PM  

    did I ask too much
    more than a lot
    you gave me nothing
    and now it's all I got

  35. FOL // 17/2/07 7:06 PM  

    I am a girl

  36. Anonymous // 17/2/07 7:07 PM  

    revenge why are you alway's mad just mad for no reason

  37. FOL // 17/2/07 7:08 PM  

    anon, this song is for you.

  38. FOL // 17/2/07 7:09 PM  

    I'm hot 'cause I am fly
    You ain't 'cause you not

  39. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:11 PM  

    im always mad because im an ugly fat lonely chick and i hate myself.

    thanks for asking anon.

  40. FOL // 17/2/07 7:11 PM  

    Rev, this song is for you.

  41. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:12 PM  

    dana mail darling.

  42. FOL // 17/2/07 7:13 PM  

    Wow, first time I've seen that Prince video.

  43. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:14 PM  

    that is a damn dirty trick using prince.

    and i love you for it. now i have to actually sit and breathe and not get all hot and bothered.

    my lord and master is going out on the town tonight and i do not do well playing by myself.

    heh.

  44. Anonymous // 17/2/07 7:14 PM  

    steups thank for that video but that song suck just like hip hop nowadays

  45. FOL // 17/2/07 7:15 PM  

    feeling this video.

  46. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 7:15 PM  

    Revenge I looooooove you. And I say that as a real life Catholic school girl who still has (and wears) her uniform.

    Kisses!

  47. FOL // 17/2/07 7:16 PM  

    ok, the part where he says "she wasn't too bright" is definitely not meant for REV.

    I wasn't thinking that deep.

  48. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:16 PM  

    dana i read that and could barely catch my breath,

    yes mama embrace it! lmao.

  49. FOL // 17/2/07 7:19 PM  

    after my last email where I couldn't explain something I dedicate this song to that person.

  50. Anonymous // 17/2/07 7:20 PM  

    hip hop suck nowadays steups what the hell happen to hip hop now

  51. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:22 PM  

    oh im depressed now.

  52. FOL // 17/2/07 7:22 PM  

    evolution, anonymous.
    It takes time for the product to find itself...I'd say by 2009 we'll have the best music ever.

  53. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 7:24 PM  

    OMG I love R. Kelly!!!!

    So freakysexy...

    What happen Steups, you and your woman fall out or what?

  54. FOL // 17/2/07 7:25 PM  

    anon, how old are you?

  55. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 7:26 PM  

    I love that Mims song too.

    I never heard it before but it's very catchy.

    Makes me shake my booty.

  56. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:26 PM  

    o0o0 i have one

    heres a song dana might like

    steups maybe him too

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZqGPQwLZOQ

  57. FOL // 17/2/07 7:26 PM  

    Dana, I read up on John Hughes films this afternoon and you are Molly Ringwald.

    It's your call if that's good or bad.

  58. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:27 PM  

    oppps no here is the original

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-W-3SJLXXQ

  59. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:28 PM  

    dana my theme song used to darling nikki then i upgraded to this one.

    :;starts to whmper:; my lord has left the building.

  60. FOL // 17/2/07 7:28 PM  

    rev, I loved her until I saw her in person.

    Her head is big!
    I mean, BIG...B-I-G.

    But in the movie she's teh hotsex

  61. Anonymous // 17/2/07 7:30 PM  

    steups remember big pun biggie smalls and tupac that was hip hop in the 90's look at hip hop now what the hell happen

  62. FOL // 17/2/07 7:31 PM  

    This song is for the cabal

    Rev, I like that song.
    What do you do to this song or when it's playing?

  63. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:31 PM  

    ahh no darling it has nothing to do with kate and everything to do with the heavy beat and lyrcs to that song.

  64. Anonymous // 17/2/07 7:31 PM  

    steups i'm 29

  65. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:32 PM  

    what do you do?

    well whatever comes naturally.

  66. FOL // 17/2/07 7:32 PM  

    anon...did you say big pun out of respect for Rev?
    Because you know his name does not belong in that sentence, son.

  67. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 7:33 PM  

    I love it Revenge

    L-O-V-E, Love it.

    Very dark, very sexy ...

    Can I make it my theme song too?

  68. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:33 PM  

    lmao@bug pun im not going dignify that master steups.

    not at all.

  69. FOL // 17/2/07 7:34 PM  

    Rev, that song makes me want to pour wine on a girl's head as she blows me.
    It just makes sense to me in that way.

  70. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:34 PM  

    dana
    of course!!

  71. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:35 PM  

    steups thats because your an asshole whose never been witness to a succubus.

    bastard.

  72. FOL // 17/2/07 7:36 PM  

    Yuck at that reply.

  73. Anonymous // 17/2/07 7:37 PM  

    steups what wrong with big bun or fat joe that my people

  74. FOL // 17/2/07 7:37 PM  

    my theme song is "Numb"

  75. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 7:39 PM  

    Poor choice of song.

    Because what you really want to do is to be more like me (Dana) and be less like you (Steups) and I don't mean physically.

  76. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:39 PM  

    U2?

    or pink floyd?

    yuck at your response as well mister man.

  77. FOL // 17/2/07 7:40 PM  

    This is why

    I love from butter pecan to blackberry molass'
    I don't discriminate, I regulate every shade of the (ass)
    Long as you show class, and pass my test
    Fat ass and breasts, highly intelligent bachlorettes
    That's the best, I won't settle for less
    I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex
    I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat
    We can park the Jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf
    It's hard to creep since I found Joe
    Every pretty round brown hoe wanna go down low
    But this Boogie Down pro-fessional, I'ma let you know
    Once I put the blows, get your clothes, cause you got to go
    I could go downstairs, little brown hairs everywhere
    "You nasty Twin!" I don't care
    Round here they call me Big Pun, if you with the big guns
    Thick tongue, known to make a chick cum

  78. FOL // 17/2/07 7:41 PM  

    Dana, I don't go that deep into pop.
    I think you insult classic literature when you do (that)

    It's my theme, for the title.

  79. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:42 PM  

    steupsy

    darling boy

    those lyrics are incorrect.

  80. FOL // 17/2/07 7:43 PM  

    his ass doesn't discriminate until and unless he's sharing the insults


    where are the butter pecan hoes?

  81. FOL // 17/2/07 7:44 PM  

    You mean, I may-have-to-apologize?

    Noooooo.

  82. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 7:45 PM  

    hmph..well im off to flirt with big booty hoes in aol chat.

    or maybe go play spades.

  83. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 7:48 PM  

    Don't worry about it Steups...

    There's stuff you have to apologize for now that you don't worry about or address and it doesn't bother you so maybe just add this to the list if you are in fact incorrect

  84. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 7:49 PM  

    Bye Revenge. I'm off to bed myself hon...

  85. FOL // 17/2/07 7:50 PM  

    good luck with that.

  86. FOL // 17/2/07 7:51 PM  

    you know what Dana.
    I apologize to you.

    And now we can start again as strangers who never met.

  87. FOL // 17/2/07 7:52 PM  

    and will not meet

  88. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 7:55 PM  

    We actually ARE strangers who have never met

  89. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 7:57 PM  

    And will not meet. Thank you very much wanker.

    As for starting again? Sure, when you grow out of adolescence. In other words - NEVER

  90. FOL // 17/2/07 7:59 PM  

    I am glad you are already dressed to GO TO HELL!

  91. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 8:00 PM  

    Nick you're such a motherf*cking bastard.

    I can't go to hell because like you said we will never meet and you PRESIDE there

  92. Anonymous // 17/2/07 8:01 PM  

    steups i have a crush on flava flav

  93. FOL // 17/2/07 8:02 PM  

    Before my rejoinder; email me please.

  94. FOL // 17/2/07 8:02 PM  

    anonymous, that's cool if you are past menopause.

  95. FOL // 17/2/07 8:09 PM  

    y'all can continue chatting, you know.

  96. Anonymous // 17/2/07 8:10 PM  

    steups i want to know if he is doing another flavor of love so i can sign up i'm sexy and hot with a big white booty and i love black men like flav i'm 28

  97. FOL // 17/2/07 8:11 PM  

    why the need to say 'white'?
    I think he'll do it but with New York's show making it three seasons of the same concept, he'll probably do it with a twist

  98. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 8:19 PM  

    did i read a judgement in there somewhere?

    hmph.

  99. Anonymous // 17/2/07 8:19 PM  

    steups let me know when their a casting call for flavor of love 3 thank you

  100. FOL // 17/2/07 8:31 PM  

    I don't want any woman talking to me on this blog.
    I don't want any woman emailing me
    I don't want any woman calling me
    I don't want y'all addressing me.

    Y'all inhabit the comments box and I will inhabit the articles.

    I am fedup with y'all shit.

  101. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 8:37 PM  

    do i qualify as a woman?

  102. sassyassertiveflame // 17/2/07 8:43 PM  

    What in the heck happened here

  103. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 8:44 PM  

    sassy ur guess is as good as mine darlin'

  104. Dana - W for Whatever // 17/2/07 8:49 PM  

    Nick I have read and don't give a f*ck about your 8:31p.m. comment.

    If I am upset with you, you need to:
    a) Not take it out on everyone
    b) Actually listen and get to the root of the issue and apologize because you know I am not one of those 'motherass women that go around the place like viruses, spreading deceit and distrust' If I have an issue it's legitimate
    c) Apologize
    d) Stop being a pussy

    So go and read your mail thanks

  105. sassyassertiveflame // 17/2/07 8:50 PM  

    Too much craziness for a Saturday night. I demand everyone drink a glass of merlot (or any drink of your choice) and chill.

  106. sassyassertiveflame // 17/2/07 8:55 PM  

    Steups you forgot to say "Hallelujah holla back", he he he

  107. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 8:55 PM  

    o0o0 sassy

    good idea

    ::off to the bottle of wine im hoping is still good in the fridge::

    dana email.

  108. sassyassertiveflame // 17/2/07 8:58 PM  

    I had to get a bottle of Blue Moon, I ran out of wine. Doh!

  109. Anonymous // 17/2/07 8:59 PM  

    steups did you see deelishis in smooth magazine half naked oh my god the ass on her i'm about to have a male orgasm steups do you want the website

  110. revenge aka O-ren Ishii // 17/2/07 9:12 PM  

    i actually have some dope red table wine...didnt think it would be much but its actually quite satisfying, lol.

    its not merlot, but what can you do.

  111. FOL // 17/2/07 9:13 PM  

    new post, new disposition.

    Hallelujah holla back

  112. Anonymous // 17/2/07 9:20 PM  

    ****aaaaggghhh****if I hear hallelujah holla back one more time.....

  113. Anonymous // 18/2/07 2:50 PM  

    QUANDA, YOU ARE A BITCH! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TRIFILING HOE AND I HOPE THAT IF WHITE BOY EVER FUCKS YOU HIS DICK IS SO BIG THAT IT STRETCHES YOUR PUSSY OUT. AND HE CUMES RIGHT INTO YOUR MOUTH WITH A LOAD THAT HE HAS HELD FOR A MONTH. YOU FUCKING TRAMP, CHEATING ON YOUR HUSBAND AND YEAH BITCH, I KNOW ITS JUST WORDS BUT YOU MEAN THAT SHIT, HOE!!!!

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