I'm doing it George Lucas style for you lot.
We began at the ending when Danny (a radio presenter on Yorkshire radio) dumped a young lady who pleasured her boss in the toilet whilst her boyfriend had a diamond solitaire in hand and ready to propose.
Well now we are at the beginning, the first two dumpings; and they are men this time.
First up, we have Adam....(at this stage Danny had not yet developed his dumping skills)
And then we have Ben, who actually confesses to being an unfaithful bastard before Danny gives him the famous words, "You're Dumped!"
I wonder if the ladies will defend these guys as eagerly as they did with the "dirty little tart?"
Now for some news about the people we love to talk about:
The top brass at VH1 contacted me to make me aware that my list of Charm School contestants is inaccurate and I should take it down. Well I have, but when the show comes around they better not have me linking Concrete Loop again for cast photos and shit.
That's two seasons they have not had the courtesy to send me a cast photo after constant email reminders. And I am bitter about it.
But they can make it up to me with a Rolex watch and Quanda would gladly accept a Gianto with Whiteboy's hand attached...(no need to bring the rest of him; just the hand will do)
Oh, before I leave; Flavor Flav is holidaying in the Caribbean and specifically, Trinidad. He was present at the International Soca Monarch Show and will be playing mas on Carnival Monday and Tuesday.
You probably have no idea what I am talking about....so why don't you Google it!
firsttt!
i dont get what this has to do with FOL or ilny but yay!
watches Noemi with the evil eye
It's the weekend, girl. We do any and every thing on the weekend.
Nothing, Steups just wanted a new post up because someone who shall remain nameless is being a lazy ...... and has not posted a cast members interview/recap.
And for the record; My problem with the boyfriend dumping her that way is that he did it based on gossip and hearsay.
hey quanda
how r u?
The bitch Ben deserved it
Hello Revenge,
I am in this evil and vicious mood today.
How are you?
hmm evil and vicious is so fucking sexy. embrace the evil madame.
im feeling like shit and im off in a few minutes to abuse my husband ... oh i meant snuggle with him and watch a movie and thank him for making me something to eat...same thing u know.
Wow that Danny should get his own TV show.(Hmmmmph)
I am most def looking out for FF.
BTW good day ladies and gents
electra did you say that flava flav is in trinidad
Hallelujah holla back
I was saying that all day yesterday, lol.
Bye Steups I am off again. Have a good one.
Yes Sassy you were. :-). I want to talk to you but not now after the Carnival. Have a good one. Laterz
The difference is that both of these scumbags with their own two lips admitted to being unfaithful. So they deserved their dumpings.
It's not a sexist thing just because they're men. It's because they're self professed wankers.
Hallelujah holla back
Sup E?
Dana...a young man does not have the will power to resist another woman
Dana, this song is for you.
i really can not stand jon brown
fucking ghetto revival...he looks like mr. potato head.
I thrive on the hate
breathes in
Hallelujah holla back, Mami.
Well you are striving!!!!
Why is that song for me?
Another 'provocative and ambiguous' posting to make me 'keen to reply'
Dana.......in camera please
dana my love u got mail.
steups its basking in the hate by the way - quote correctly
and i am not your mami.
pendejo.
I beg your pardon, senora.
Thank you Rev - checking it now.
Steups I don't know what you mean by 'in camera'
You've lost me with the riddles
look it up Dana
The haters only matter if they are screwing me because they can throw oil in my here or something less poetic.
Fuck, I went Londoner for a moment.
I meant ear, not here.
This song is for Quanda
screw the haters.
well i wont be screwing anyone but you get the fucking messages.
who cares...about teh lurkers or the plotters or the haters unless you do something master stueps to anger the masses?
steups you sound like a girl
What's up with the 'tude today?
I looked it up to expand my own knowledge, and not because you very rudely told me to. If you can explain other unknown terms like 'groo' and 'macguffin' why not this one. What's up with the double standards????
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_camera
In camera (Latin: "in chamber") is a legal term meaning "in secret".
So check your mail
did I ask too much
more than a lot
you gave me nothing
and now it's all I got
I am a girl
revenge why are you alway's mad just mad for no reason
anon, this song is for you.
I'm hot 'cause I am fly
You ain't 'cause you not
im always mad because im an ugly fat lonely chick and i hate myself.
thanks for asking anon.
Rev, this song is for you.
dana mail darling.
Wow, first time I've seen that Prince video.
that is a damn dirty trick using prince.
and i love you for it. now i have to actually sit and breathe and not get all hot and bothered.
my lord and master is going out on the town tonight and i do not do well playing by myself.
heh.
steups thank for that video but that song suck just like hip hop nowadays
feeling this video.
Revenge I looooooove you. And I say that as a real life Catholic school girl who still has (and wears) her uniform.
Kisses!
ok, the part where he says "she wasn't too bright" is definitely not meant for REV.
I wasn't thinking that deep.
dana i read that and could barely catch my breath,
yes mama embrace it! lmao.
after my last email where I couldn't explain something I dedicate this song to that person.
hip hop suck nowadays steups what the hell happen to hip hop now
oh im depressed now.
evolution, anonymous.
It takes time for the product to find itself...I'd say by 2009 we'll have the best music ever.
OMG I love R. Kelly!!!!
So freakysexy...
What happen Steups, you and your woman fall out or what?
anon, how old are you?
I love that Mims song too.
I never heard it before but it's very catchy.
Makes me shake my booty.
o0o0 i have one
heres a song dana might like
steups maybe him too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZqGPQwLZOQ
Dana, I read up on John Hughes films this afternoon and you are Molly Ringwald.
It's your call if that's good or bad.
oppps no here is the original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-W-3SJLXXQ
dana my theme song used to darling nikki then i upgraded to this one.
:;starts to whmper:; my lord has left the building.
rev, I loved her until I saw her in person.
Her head is big!
I mean, BIG...B-I-G.
But in the movie she's teh hotsex
steups remember big pun biggie smalls and tupac that was hip hop in the 90's look at hip hop now what the hell happen
This song is for the cabal
Rev, I like that song.
What do you do to this song or when it's playing?
ahh no darling it has nothing to do with kate and everything to do with the heavy beat and lyrcs to that song.
steups i'm 29
what do you do?
well whatever comes naturally.
anon...did you say big pun out of respect for Rev?
Because you know his name does not belong in that sentence, son.
I love it Revenge
L-O-V-E, Love it.
Very dark, very sexy ...
Can I make it my theme song too?
lmao@bug pun im not going dignify that master steups.
not at all.
Rev, that song makes me want to pour wine on a girl's head as she blows me.
It just makes sense to me in that way.
dana
of course!!
steups thats because your an asshole whose never been witness to a succubus.
bastard.
Yuck at that reply.
steups what wrong with big bun or fat joe that my people
my theme song is "Numb"
Poor choice of song.
Because what you really want to do is to be more like me (Dana) and be less like you (Steups) and I don't mean physically.
U2?
or pink floyd?
yuck at your response as well mister man.
This is why
I love from butter pecan to blackberry molass'
I don't discriminate, I regulate every shade of the (ass)
Long as you show class, and pass my test
Fat ass and breasts, highly intelligent bachlorettes
That's the best, I won't settle for less
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat
We can park the Jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf
It's hard to creep since I found Joe
Every pretty round brown hoe wanna go down low
But this Boogie Down pro-fessional, I'ma let you know
Once I put the blows, get your clothes, cause you got to go
I could go downstairs, little brown hairs everywhere
"You nasty Twin!" I don't care
Round here they call me Big Pun, if you with the big guns
Thick tongue, known to make a chick cum
Dana, I don't go that deep into pop.
I think you insult classic literature when you do (that)
It's my theme, for the title.
steupsy
darling boy
those lyrics are incorrect.
his ass doesn't discriminate until and unless he's sharing the insults
where are the butter pecan hoes?
You mean, I may-have-to-apologize?
Noooooo.
hmph..well im off to flirt with big booty hoes in aol chat.
or maybe go play spades.
Don't worry about it Steups...
There's stuff you have to apologize for now that you don't worry about or address and it doesn't bother you so maybe just add this to the list if you are in fact incorrect
Bye Revenge. I'm off to bed myself hon...
good luck with that.
you know what Dana.
I apologize to you.
And now we can start again as strangers who never met.
and will not meet
We actually ARE strangers who have never met
And will not meet. Thank you very much wanker.
As for starting again? Sure, when you grow out of adolescence. In other words - NEVER
I am glad you are already dressed to GO TO HELL!
Nick you're such a motherf*cking bastard.
I can't go to hell because like you said we will never meet and you PRESIDE there
steups i have a crush on flava flav
Before my rejoinder; email me please.
anonymous, that's cool if you are past menopause.
y'all can continue chatting, you know.
steups i want to know if he is doing another flavor of love so i can sign up i'm sexy and hot with a big white booty and i love black men like flav i'm 28
why the need to say 'white'?
I think he'll do it but with New York's show making it three seasons of the same concept, he'll probably do it with a twist
did i read a judgement in there somewhere?
hmph.
steups let me know when their a casting call for flavor of love 3 thank you
I don't want any woman talking to me on this blog.
I don't want any woman emailing me
I don't want any woman calling me
I don't want y'all addressing me.
Y'all inhabit the comments box and I will inhabit the articles.
I am fedup with y'all shit.
do i qualify as a woman?
What in the heck happened here
sassy ur guess is as good as mine darlin'
Nick I have read and don't give a f*ck about your 8:31p.m. comment.
If I am upset with you, you need to:
a) Not take it out on everyone
b) Actually listen and get to the root of the issue and apologize because you know I am not one of those 'motherass women that go around the place like viruses, spreading deceit and distrust' If I have an issue it's legitimate
c) Apologize
d) Stop being a pussy
So go and read your mail thanks
Too much craziness for a Saturday night. I demand everyone drink a glass of merlot (or any drink of your choice) and chill.
Steups you forgot to say "Hallelujah holla back", he he he
o0o0 sassy
good idea
::off to the bottle of wine im hoping is still good in the fridge::
dana email.
I had to get a bottle of Blue Moon, I ran out of wine. Doh!
steups did you see deelishis in smooth magazine half naked oh my god the ass on her i'm about to have a male orgasm steups do you want the website
i actually have some dope red table wine...didnt think it would be much but its actually quite satisfying, lol.
its not merlot, but what can you do.
new post, new disposition.
Hallelujah holla back
****aaaaggghhh****if I hear hallelujah holla back one more time.....
QUANDA, YOU ARE A BITCH! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TRIFILING HOE AND I HOPE THAT IF WHITE BOY EVER FUCKS YOU HIS DICK IS SO BIG THAT IT STRETCHES YOUR PUSSY OUT. AND HE CUMES RIGHT INTO YOUR MOUTH WITH A LOAD THAT HE HAS HELD FOR A MONTH. YOU FUCKING TRAMP, CHEATING ON YOUR HUSBAND AND YEAH BITCH, I KNOW ITS JUST WORDS BUT YOU MEAN THAT SHIT, HOE!!!!