Tiffany_Pollard

A year and one week ago we had a post on The Top10 quotes on Flavor of Love and it turned out to be a really good comments box as they threw out there; their best quotes by New York, Deelishis, Flav and others.
It's a good read if you have the time. Having read all 101 comments here are a few you might recall

  1. 'I'm here to weed out the crazies and uglies' - New York (New York makes a sensational return to the mansion)

  2. 'How's your steak hon? I hope that's the meat you've been waiting for!' - New York (New York taunts Bootz as she walks off with Flav)

  3. But I'm hereeeeee, Bitch! - New York (New York mocks Buckwild who's upset she's received a clock)

  4. 'Bitch, you better stop interrupting my prayers before God directs me to whoop your ass' - Saaphyri (Saaphyri warns H-Town on the 1st episode)

  5. 'I's got twelve ladies up in here' - Flavor Flav (as he holds up eight fingers)

  6. ''I never had a childhood. I popped out of my mother and I was 'in the know' - New York

  7. 'I did not sign up to be a role model, I signed up to be a lover. Flav just missed out on a good fuck' - Nibblz (commenting on her elimination)

  8. 'I'm no back burner bitch' - New York

  9. 'I'm no hoe; but if I was a hoe I'd be a top dollar hoe' - Bootz (seeing the bright-side)

  10. How many bitches can say they shit on a man's floor and he still keep her around - Sumthin (getting philosophical)

51 comments

  1. Baby // 21/10/07 2:13 PM  

    First.....
    (see Jeff, I didn't win anything either)

  2. Baby // 21/10/07 2:17 PM  

    "Nibblz is filthy, she's dirty, there something really, really gutterbutt about Nibblz."

  3. steups // 21/10/07 2:19 PM  

    wonders how long it'll be before Larry pops out of the bushes

  4. Anonymous // 21/10/07 2:22 PM  

    i have some to steups # Can't truss it!
    # She shit on my floor man!
    # Bass for your face!
    # Flavour Flav!
    # Yeeeahh Boyyyeeeeeeeeee!
    # You know what time it is.
    # You could have a picnic on that ass, G!
    # WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW. (Variations: "Woooow, son"; "Wooow, G")
    # Get up! Get, get, get down! 9-1-1 is a joke in your town!
    # I wouldn't want nobody messin' around with my wife! HAHAHAHA! Word.
    # You die, you get buried, you be turn into skeletons... Na'mean?
    # (at a spa called "The Well") Can I just say something? Everything is swell... at The Well!
    # I met these girls' moms, and now I'm gonna drop some bombs.
    # PARADIIISE, IT'S SO NIIIIICE!
    # How does it feel grabbin' that broomstick back there? I'm tellin' y'all, I ain't got no butt, I just got a broomstick, you might get a splinter in your finger. NEEEEXT!

  5. Anonymous // 21/10/07 2:26 PM  

    # t don't hurt to flirt with your dessert!
    # I mean, hey, you can't take a chicken, put it in the microwave, and serve the damn chicken to my moms, Hottie!
    # The land of the free, and the home of the Flav!
    # I'm Lampin', i'm lampin', i'm cold cold lampin!
    # (after an awkward silence following an altercation involving a contestant being kicked off of his tv show "Flavor of Love") All right, Check 1-2?
    # Flavor Flav is the BLLLAAACKKK-chelor!
    # I'm Flav-mantic, you know what I'm sayin'?
    # Wasup Baby Boy, the real Mccoy make everybody-jump-for JOYYYYYYYYYYYY!
    # (I see his tape recorder, and I grab it.) No you can't have it back, silly rabbit!
    # Lisaaaaa Liiiiiis! (opening statement for a Lisa Tolliver Show radio interview on NY Radio WVOX)
    # What is that f***ed up smell in my crib yo!

  6. Baby // 21/10/07 2:28 PM  

    My favorite "Yo New Yoooooooooooooooork!!!!!!!"

    I need that in a ringtone.

  7. steups // 21/10/07 2:37 PM  

    anon...were you just waiting there hoping for a post like this, lol?

  8. Anonymous // 21/10/07 2:38 PM  

    flav and new york having sex we basically took a chunk out of each other if you will

  9. Anonymous // 21/10/07 2:42 PM  

    steups Remember the taking the chunk out of each other

  10. revenge // 21/10/07 2:43 PM  

    oh boy.

  11. steups // 21/10/07 2:45 PM  

    I wish I could remember it with more detail. Lol.

  12. steups // 21/10/07 2:45 PM  

    Hi Rev!

  13. steups // 21/10/07 2:46 PM  

    I'm surprised no one has asked about the Mega Goode picture. It's just an experiment.

    Eventually I'll add a script to flash pictures of all the contestants

  14. Rico // 21/10/07 2:47 PM  

    lol..i love those

  15. revenge // 21/10/07 2:47 PM  

    hello darling boy.

    ugh i have to get up eventually. i am in serious need of some coffee.

  16. Anonymous // 21/10/07 2:49 PM  

    Megan Goode is My Future Wife

  17. steups // 21/10/07 3:21 PM  

    coffee? You really should be a tea-person with your class and etiquette

  18. evillicioussss // 21/10/07 3:24 PM  

    And THAT...is why NEW YORK got her own show..:)

  19. "D" // 21/10/07 3:40 PM  

    Here's a few I thought of right off as I'm typing this:

    Buckeey - "Get ya hands off, get ya hands off!" (Balcony fight with Krazy, FOL2)

    Krazy - "Are you telling me it's ok for her to put her hands on me? Then I can put my hands on this BITCH!" (Balcony fight with Buckeey, FOL2)

    Bootz - "Yea Me Bitch! Yea ME! You heard me!" (Talking to Krazy after the balcony fight, FOL2)

    Saaphyri - "Larissa's dumb. She don't think that far!" (Charm School)

    Deelishis - "I will mop this motherf**** floor wit yo white ass!" (Talking to Krazy, FOL2)

    New York - "Did I just f**** ruin your date? HAHAHA! *skips off*" (Talking to Deelishis, FOL2)

  20. steups // 21/10/07 3:47 PM  

    Love that last quote D

  21. revenge // 21/10/07 3:47 PM  

    steupsy, i do drink tea, green tea is my favorite with a slice of lemon and a little honey.

    But im also Puerto Rican and we live off of cafe con leche.

    D - the phrase that i hear is "hit me bitch" - New York right before Pumkin spits on her.

  22. Anonymous // 21/10/07 3:49 PM  

    Rather See Megan Goode Then new york steups

  23. steups // 21/10/07 3:49 PM  

    That's what I expect Rev, but you must have the saucer with the cup. Do you use the saucer?

  24. steups // 21/10/07 3:50 PM  

    my apologies anon; but this is kind of a VH-1 SHOW site.

  25. revenge // 21/10/07 3:51 PM  

    lol, naw man.

    Darling boy, im way too Brooklyn for all that.

  26. Anonymous // 21/10/07 3:58 PM  

    steups when flavor of love 3 comes on Please Please don't put flava flav pic on here I Dont Wanna have Nightmares LOL

  27. steups // 21/10/07 4:05 PM  

    lmsmfao at anon. I promise I won't.
    Brooklyn people have tea, Rev. I see those Russians having tea all the time

  28. revenge // 21/10/07 4:17 PM  

    yes but the little saucer is nice only once in a while, you have to have a place to put your spoon...

    but at home i have the big coffee mug and fuzzy socks and a good book.

    ::shrugs:: i need some coffee but im too lazy to go get milk. damn it.

  29. The Q // 21/10/07 4:26 PM  

    I am about to put a pot of tea on.
    Those I like have a wonderful day.

  30. revenge // 21/10/07 4:53 PM  

    Q!

    well, i know you LOVE me so i wont worry.

    I finally got off my ass and went to the store.

    ::sigh:: im going to be honest and say that Miss New York is looking really good.

  31. steups // 21/10/07 5:04 PM  

    Oh yes she does...
    Coffee mugs, socks and a good book? All you need is a fireplace and we'll have a post-card.

  32. revenge // 21/10/07 5:13 PM  

    your sarcasm makes me nauseated, steupsy.

  33. Anonymous // 21/10/07 5:15 PM  

    irre is a man?!

  34. "D" // 21/10/07 5:17 PM  

    Let me give a few a laugh and refresh some's memory.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Flavor of Love 1: Pumkin Spits On NY
    Key: P= Pumkin, NY= New York

    P = U know what? At least I didnt gain 20 lbs. being on the show ya fat ass fuc**n transvestite lookin' b!tch!

    NY = But I look fabulous. I look better than you making your exit right now!

    P = No, you dont.

    NY = Yes the hell I do!

    P = She's a fuc**n fake b!tch, Flav!

    NY = Bye Pumkin, Bye Pumkin, Bye Pumkin!

    P = At least I don't look like a pumpkin...Give me a hug Hoopz.

    NY = B!tch! You look like a fuc**n man, and you need to get that face lift and get rid of them crows feet with the fuc**n botox!

    *Pumkin and Hoopz hug and say their goodbyes*

    NY = Make your exit. Get her outta here!

    P = Actually, I can smack the sh!t outta you cuz I'm...

    NY = Do it! Smack me b!tch and wat...

    *Pumkin spits on NY...Haachoo!*

    NY = You motherfuc**n whore, you put your motherfuc**n hands on me? Did you see that b!tch? Fuc**n spit in my motherfuc**n face! B!tch I will take you out!

    *In Confessional* NY = Cuz Im staying in the fuc**n house, and you're eliminated, you're gonna spit in fuc**n hair?

    NY = Flav, she spit in my fuc**n face, I don't play that sh!t!

    .....

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    It was on my PSP as a video. I kept pausing and playing it to get the transcript.

  35. The Q // 21/10/07 5:21 PM  

    I do love you Revenge.

  36. steups // 21/10/07 5:39 PM  

    Great work D...The only thing on my PSP is ATV Fury: Blazing Trails

  37. "D" // 21/10/07 6:36 PM  

    LOL.

  38. ThatsHot // 21/10/07 6:59 PM  

    "You don't have it! You don't have it because if you did, you'd get a fucking facelift!"

    "Pumkin needs to get that facelift that she so desperately needs."

    "Pumkin. Do I like her? No. Do I respect her? No. Does Pumkin still need to get a facelift? Uh, yes!"

    "Pumkin...she's a trashbag."

    "I can say that a...slight acknowledge Goldie..."

  39. steups // 21/10/07 7:41 PM  

    Thatshot, I'm lovin'
    "Pumkin. Do I like her? No. Do I respect her? No. Does Pumkin still need to get a facelift? Uh, yes!"

  40. Jeff Loves New York // 21/10/07 7:53 PM  

    What about

    "Deelishiss i left my ravor in the bathroom in case you wanna shave off your mustache while i am gone".

  41. Jeff Loves New York // 21/10/07 7:55 PM  

    Made by new york on the second season finale!!! WOO GO NEW YORK!!!!




    AND BY THE WAY WTF HAPPENED TO THIS BLOG SPOT! IT USED TO HAVE SO MANY GOOD PICTURES OF NEW YORK NOW I HAVE TO REFRESH MY PAGE SO I DONT HAVE TO PUKE BY LOOKING AT DEELISHISS, BUCKEEY, BOOTZ, KRAZY, MAGDALENA SERIOUSLY WHATS THAT ABOUT!

  42. Baby // 21/10/07 8:26 PM  

    The "shit stained eye" comment in reference to Deelishus is foul and funny all at the same time.
    I love New York.

  43. Baby // 21/10/07 8:28 PM  

    Random: The Friday the 13th bloody murder them music they play when Tailor Made is rocking that ridiculous moisturizing face mask is HIGHlarious. I still love him though...

  44. Jeff Loves New York // 21/10/07 8:36 PM  

    queen brina what show you calling in i wanna listen

  45. steups // 21/10/07 8:38 PM  

    I feel you Jeff, but New York really doesn't have that many pictures out there

  46. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 21/10/07 9:05 PM  

    spare everyone's eyes the agony steups, keep the banners the way they are lmao

    baby, was that Friday the 13th or Halloween? Which reminds me, I need to go get a Michael Myers mask for the big 3-1

  47. Anonymous // 21/10/07 9:08 PM  

    steups i love your blogger i love you man no homo

  48. Baby // 21/10/07 9:19 PM  

    Oh, you might be right. It could be Halloween music. I'm not sure, whatever it was, it was the sort of music they played before the generic girl running in the woods in her underwear trips over a branch and is then murdered by a masked serial killer. Why are those chicks always in their underwear?

  49. steups // 21/10/07 9:22 PM  

    I love you too, man; no homo.
    Baby, what are you talking about?

    Everyone, I have a new cheapo thread up. I am bored and got nothin' to do so I'll be posting a lot of random stuff

  50. Licious // 22/10/07 1:15 AM  

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Awwww, good times

  51. Anonymous // 22/10/07 7:28 AM  

    Shay Johnson "Buckeey" has a survey going on for her 2008 calendar. Go to shayjohnson.com......she looks hot. She is also going to be on BET Rap City tomorrow. Trust me I know. Not suppose to tell but ooooooo wellllllllll

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