Please no throwing of fruit, I have no purpose without this blog. So my old ugly @ss had to come back. The 'Flavor of Love', 'Charm School', 'Rock of Love', 'I Love New York 2' Blogspot is my vice in life. (That long @ss title is giving my fingers a work out.)

The other day I watched in... in... I can't find the right adjective to describe the emotion. Anyhow I watched in ........ the 'Rock of Love' casting clips. People said the 'Flavor of Love' women gave 'black women' a bad name. HA!!! Well NEWS FLASH 'Rock of Love' is evening out the playing field. The crackoonery (think coonery for white folks) is about to begin. And I can't wait. (My best ideas are channeled through Bubo the Hater.)

I need to write something about the 'Charm School' finale. Leilene is like nails on a chalkboard in my opinion. She screams beautiful woman who uses her beauty and stripper game throughout life. The remote control almost flew through my husband's over sized HDTV. (However, I didn't think toothless would be a good look for me.) I am overjoyed that Saaphyri won. Saaphyri, I'd still love that dinner. $50,000 is some nice change but I will bring the groceries. Let me know what you need to throw down. Monique looked good but I am still not feeling her on her Brooke assassination. After the 'Charm School' finale we got a sneak peek at the women of 'Rock of Love' and their crackoonery. (That word is going to be the end of me.)

Back on subject 'Rock of Love' casting videos, I was a little bored in the beginning of Casting Episode 1. First we see a sexable blond with great pearly whites *wonders if sperm whitens one's teeth in a red tank. Blond Babe #1 states that she hopes it's Bret Michaels of Poison. We learn she's been 'in love' with him since the age of 15. In her 'excited' state we learn her feathered mane doesn't move. We get a glimpse of Mr. Michaels (maybe in the Rockfessional) stating, "I don't know what to say." ( I do but I already pushed it with the sperm comment a few seconds earlier.) Next we see a mature cougar in a cowboy hat and black dress. She is happily talking about multiple orgasms and vibrators. (I'd be happy too.) Next is Blond Babe #2 with dark brown roots. She looks very electrified. We hear her tale of putting an elderly lady in her place about concerning herself with Blond Babe #2's choice of hairstyle. Jess (her name) isn't into old wrinkly balls. Back to the Rockfessional and Mr. Michaels asks, "I wonder what Flav would do right now?" Next a cute brunette states she doesn't do casual sex. And she's been with 14 men and has had relationships with all of them. She shares a tale of denying a dinner date sex and getting stuck with the tab. Blond Babe #3 makes a statement that if you don't have sex in awhile you are a virgin again. (How long is awhile?) Blond Babe #4 is wearing a green turtleneck. We learn she has a medium sized pot belly pig and a PEZ collection. Blond Babe #5 is an attractive Playmate type. Very sweet demeanor, she reminds me of Pamela Anderson for some reason. Anyhow she shares a photo shoot/ tampon incident.

Moving along to Casting Episode 2, we see another brunette. She is clueless to who Bret Michaels is and requests to see the picture again. Blond Babe #6 is looking mighty Las Vegas to me. She talks of how her boobs or the flashing of them works miracles on getting her into places. (How hard is it to get into a back seat of a car?) We see another brunette with A LOT of piercings. We get a glimpse of Blond Babe #7 and then #8. Next we get another brunette who received a rifle as a birthday gift from her daddy. Did she say they go kill hogs in the middle of the night? Mr. Michaels in the Rockfessional states, "I don't know what to say." Questionable Blond Babe #9 is a fat guy magnet. (She said it. I didn't.) We see a dark haired female talking about going bra less. OMG, I see a black woman. (Think 'Sixth Sense') She is a self proclaim kindergartner in the bedroom. I can tell you now she ain't making it on the show. Mr. Michaels says, "Fornicating and communicating that's what it's all about." We see a chick with a pompadour and then an Asian cutie. I thought after that Asian dude won 'Survivor' we see more Asian people own television. And black people complain about not having enough roles. Man, I can count own my fingers how many Asian actors or reality stars I've seen. (Russell Wong from 'New Jack City', can definitely get it with his sexxxaaay self.)

Casting Episode 3, I hear a voice that is so familiar to me. *wonders if it's G. from 51 Minds Anyhow Blond Babe #10 appears and is shown a picture of Bret Michaels. She doesn't seem impressed. We see a brunette. Is that a wig she is wearing? We are crossing major territory with a second brunette in a row. She is wearing glasses and talking of spanking. (Did she date Legend?) A third dark haired beauty, there is a God! She shares her Spanish skills with the production staff. Blond Babe #11 tells us of her Breast Enhancement Diaries. We see another brunette in the casting hopefuls for 'Rock of Love'. She removes her shirt....... There is more to Casting Episode 3 but I think you all get it.

Casting Episode 4 starts. We see some more Blond Babes, another brunette and red head, I think. It is all so unimportant because we come to the person I truly want to write about. She is a tattooed woman. She.... (I need Electra to splash holy water on me.) *takes a deep breath She talks of her midget fetish. Her words not mine, and how she wants to f**k one. She shares that she hasn't been into a lot of the weird things (assuming sexually) she's been asked to do. When you hear a voice say,"Mommy, I don't feel good." And the words 'HER KID' appears on the screen. A staff member says to the kid, "We are almost done." And then you listen to him explain how he has to work when he doesn't feel good. The mother tells the child that he/she needs to stop. The kid repeats that he/she doesn't feel good. And the mother says, "It doesn't matter." And then attempts to bribe the child with ice cream afterwards if he/she is quiet. We see Blond Babe #101 or something. (I lost count.) She has a chihuahua on her lap. Casting Episode 4 continues and VH-1 is kind enough to share Episode 5 too. I can't get over the mother and her kid. I need to go lay down and rest my nerves.

If you don't believe me, visit www.vh1.com and see it with your own eyes. Oh and that mother gave me the bubble guts. I know Mr. Michaels is looking for love. However, one of these broads might poison him for real.

The return of Qmoments!

98 comments

  1. Anonymous // 2/7/07 6:09 AM  

    who turned back the clocks i swear i just read a blog from quanda

  2. jorundi // 2/7/07 6:16 AM  

    Welcome Back, Quanda. You don't know how much you have been missed.

  3. Anonymous // 2/7/07 6:20 AM  

    as steups would say DA HELL?

  4. The Q // 2/7/07 6:21 AM  

    I've missed you Jorundi. You the only one missing me. LOL.

  5. Anonymous // 2/7/07 6:38 AM  

    I'VE BEEN READING THIS BLOG FOR A GOOD WHILE AND I MISSED READING QUANDA'S POSTS. I THINK ROCK OF LOVE WILL BE A BORE. BUT I'M GLAD THAT THE ONLY SISTA ON THE SHOW IS SHUTTIN THOSE PALE WHORES DOWN. SHE IS NOT PLAYIN.

    I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT THE FINALE. I LOVE SAAPHYRI AND I'M GLAD SHE WON. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REUNION. LARISSA IS GONNA STEAL THE SHOW AS USUAL.

  6. Gabriele#1fan // 2/7/07 6:47 AM  

    Wow Steups you made Gabriele quit her show just in time

  7. Anonymous // 2/7/07 7:18 AM  

    sorry steups when rock of love come on count me out best believe that but i still love your blogger steups

  8. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 7:49 AM  

    STOP THE PRESS!!!!! ARE MY EYES PLAYING A CRUEL JOKE ON ME? Q? (mouth ajar).

    Girl it is soooooooooooooooooooooo nice to have u back (I missed all the pink,lol).

    Anywayz, hmmmmmmm these "women" look like they are more trouble than the FOL girls.

  9. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 7:51 AM  

    Yeah the Sista is really holding her own with all those other "ladies" BUT I would of felt out of place with all those white women - Anywayz Brooke and Becky rolled with the punches so I guess she will too, although it looks as if she is the one administering the punches, LMAO!!!

  10. steups // 2/7/07 7:54 AM  

    E?

  11. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 7:58 AM  

    Steups? LOL

  12. steups // 2/7/07 8:09 AM  

    We done?

  13. Bubo the Hater // 2/7/07 8:10 AM  

    Pumpkin brought enough shame to the white race (if we are playing that game) on her own. She held it down for "white trash" and represented o the fullest. Becky woud fit in anywhere. SHe seems like a likeable person, but more than that, she is bi-lingual.

    Welcom back Q, Steups has been working overtime

  14. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 8:12 AM  

    U mad or what? NEVER!!!! LOL

  15. steups // 2/7/07 8:23 AM  

    See that...now people are gonna say I am Bubo.

    Just asking Electra.

  16. Anonymous // 2/7/07 8:35 AM  

    steups, please disreguard the conversation we had the other day.I know I'm gonna kick myself in the ass for this one, but you were right. AND Please write you own damn shit. One article and she already got my blood boiling................Q,dear..........(breathe in......breath out)I suggest you channel your ass through someone besides bubo, the fool before you end up making one of yourself.......evidently sperm does do wonders for ones teeth, as mine are beaming brightly as my white hands are steadily typing.It's clueless,coons(by the way using your own words,not trying to offend anyone just trying to speak to Q in her own language)like your miserable self,that keep us white women so happy and busy having "crackoonery" with your men....damn there's the phone, guess who? like yeah,..... it's ya old man again...well, guess I gotta go,you know how demanding he can be lol,hmmmmm.and ya wonder why ya sex blog and ya marriage ain't hittin on shit..........ask a white girl she might can help ya out(wink)

  17. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 8:36 AM  

    No scene Steups. :)

    Still have filtering system here at work so I wont be able to access Gabby's chat line

  18. steups // 2/7/07 8:40 AM  

    Oh Dear, don't run off Q; please.
    You need a speaker, nothing special, just a cheap 20$ speaker

  19. Anonymous // 2/7/07 8:46 AM  

    Straight to the point...I want a guy to give me oral. I'm not looking for sex or to give, but I have somehow convinced myself that I don't like it when a guy goes down on me. Maybe it just hasn't been the right situation or the guy didn't know what he was doing, but I have to believe its as good as other women say.

    I'm a cute, white, blonde girl who wants to experience first hand what all the hype is about. Since I'm currently not in a relationship, I think this would be a good time to put aside my reservations and see if someone can change my mind.

    I'd like to meet a guy who loves to give oral and doen't expect anything in return. I don't need a friend or meaningful conversation, just someone who knows what their doing and wants to show me how its done. Send a pic and some info about yourself and we'll see.

  20. Anonymous // 2/7/07 8:57 AM  

    HEY WHITE BLONDE GIRL ASK STEUPS HE WILL GO DOWN ON YOU

  21. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 9:19 AM  

    Hmmmmmmmmmph smh

  22. Anonymous // 2/7/07 9:20 AM  

    I'm agreeing with anon 8:35 to a certain extint, Q, please keep the racist comments to a minimal trash is trash no matter what color it is it all stinks the same.

  23. Anonymous // 2/7/07 9:26 AM  

    Nice to see you back Q.

  24. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 9:28 AM  

    WHAT?... I dont believe tatoo mom did that to her child, I just dont.

  25. Anonymous // 2/7/07 9:29 AM  

    I agree with 8:35 too.steups mustv'e had Q come in here for the critique of the white women he couldn't get anything in print for the puddle of drool he left on paper

  26. Anonymous // 2/7/07 9:30 AM  

    can we go back to the white girl who love oral

  27. Anonymous // 2/7/07 9:34 AM  

    Q is seriously one to talk about the white race.it wasn't a month ago you couldn't pry her mouth of a swaggering white dick, smile Q your teeth are beaming!

  28. Anonymous // 2/7/07 9:35 AM  

    sure black man anon 9:30 lmao

  29. Anonymous // 2/7/07 9:39 AM  

    lmfao@ 8:35

  30. dalgal23 // 2/7/07 9:48 AM  

    WB Q Bout TIME!!! Rock of Love sounds like White Trash Trailer Park..(and I am a white woman!...defnitely gonna be a train wreck!!

  31. Dana - Waist Like Wire // 2/7/07 10:08 AM  

    Oh Gorsh Quanda

    I miss yuh!!!!!!!!!!

    I glad yuh come back

    Mornin' Everybody

  32. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 10:14 AM  

    Hey Dana Dana Dana Baby!!!!!!

  33. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 10:16 AM  

    OMG DANA WHAT KIND OF PIC IS THAT?

  34. Dana - Waist Like Wire // 2/7/07 10:34 AM  

    Steups sent it to me and suggested it should be my new avatar.

    I got your text back on Sat!!!!!! It works!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!1

  35. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 10:39 AM  

    Yaye Baby!!! We can chat it up now :)

  36. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 10:41 AM  

    Steups, send me a pic to be my avatar PLEASE!!!!!

  37. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 10:41 AM  

    HMMMMMMMMPH, Nasty nasty

  38. Gabrielle // 2/7/07 11:24 AM  

    THERE IS A GOD

  39. misterballer // 2/7/07 11:25 AM  

    This show is going to be good.

  40. misterballer // 2/7/07 11:26 AM  

    welcome back :D

  41. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 11:27 AM  

    What u talking bout Gabby?
    (like Arnold on Different Strokes) LOL

  42. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 11:48 AM  

    Hey Dana, DAT RED DEVILESS (LOL) TOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY AND RUDE LOOKING YUH UNDERSTAND?

    STEUPS' NAKED FULL FIGURED LADY ALREADY LOOKS LIKE SHE IS PERMANENTLY SITTING ON OR RIDING (U KNOW WHAT) AND THEN U COME ALONG WITH THIS THING. LMAO

    WHAT U GUYS TAKE HERE FOR?

    Q, I THINK THEY TRYING TO GIVE YOUR BLOG SOME COMPE. LOL

  43. The Q // 2/7/07 12:07 PM  

    LOL @ E.

    ROFLMAO

    *cracks knuckles*

    "It's clueless,coons(by the way using your own words,not trying to offend anyone just trying to speak to Q in her own language)like your miserable self,that keep us white women so happy and busy having "crackoonery" with your men....damn there's the phone, guess who? like yeah,..... it's ya old man again...well, guess I gotta go,you know how demanding he can be lol,hmmmmm.and ya wonder why ya sex blog and ya marriage ain't hittin on shit..........ask a white girl she might can help ya out"

    HAHAHAHAHAHA ...you know next to nothing about me. And if my blogging offends you GREAT!!! I don't ask girls advice whatever their color. I deal with women.

    *passes the lovely white girl a napkin*

    My husband left some sperm on your cheek.

  44. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 12:22 PM  

    WHAT? (very very confused and bewildered look on E's face)

  45. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 12:25 PM  

    LOL, Q gurl Like What OK? LMAO

  46. Anonymous // 2/7/07 12:26 PM  

    Just great...quanda's back.....the devil is a lie.


    go back to the hole you climbed out of please. I can't stand her blogs or her disgusting likeness of a whore named pumkin. ugh

  47. The Q // 2/7/07 12:27 PM  

    E. I was laughing at your picture commentary.

  48. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 12:28 PM  

    Yeah I know Q. I was wondering what everything else was about then I scrolled up and saw.

  49. The Q // 2/7/07 12:29 PM  

    If I can't stand a blog or the author ... I simply don't read it.

  50. Anonymous // 2/7/07 12:30 PM  

    Quanda you suck.

  51. txshawty // 2/7/07 12:30 PM  

    Hey mamas!

    P.S. E...I just finished reading and Q was responding to an anon @ 8:35 i think

  52. Anonymous // 2/7/07 12:30 PM  

    go back to your own sorry ass blog, many people hate you here.

  53. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 12:32 PM  

    Yeah I know TX honey I am soooo glad u are here with me. Me, you and Trenchy perfect triple.

  54. Anonymous // 2/7/07 12:33 PM  

    Monique was right, pumkin is a hoe and deserved to go. quanda is so stupid and racist!!

  55. John // 2/7/07 12:33 PM  

    Saaphyrii is a hypocritical charity case that is throwing tantrums like a little school girl. Go Leilene!

  56. Anonymous // 2/7/07 12:36 PM  

    leilene is mad ugly with no curves

  57. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 12:36 PM  

    Ammm..... excuse me please anon BUT, Speak for yourself how can u make an assessment like that?

    I dont hate her, then again I hate no one, that is not the point, hate is a very very strong word u know.

    I dont think u know Q personally or that well to hate her or anyone here for that matter.

    :)

    (E going back to minding her own business now)

  58. Anonymous // 2/7/07 12:38 PM  

    STFU! I meant what I said. She is disgusting, sneaky, racist, and biased. She all on here worshiping a tramp!

  59. steups // 2/7/07 12:42 PM  

    ***wakes up***

    Still haven't started the recap and wonders why I should


    Off to book guests for the Elle Word Radio Show

  60. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 12:45 PM  

    Yeah Anon BUT everyone is entitled to their own likes and dislikes (I cant stand Pumpkin either). So yeah u are entitled to dislike her BUT you cant speak for the rest of us.

    I wont go so far as saying that I hate someone because I disagree with them I would hate what they are doing or saying BUT not the person directly.

  61. The Q // 2/7/07 12:45 PM  

    *giggling up a storm*

  62. Anonymous // 2/7/07 12:53 PM  

    yeah right quanda...it eats you up that people hate you. no other blogger has been hated more on here then you

  63. The Q // 2/7/07 1:07 PM  

    Thank you!!!

  64. Anonymous // 2/7/07 1:22 PM  

    the racism in this blog is really unecessary. It sounds terrible coming from any angle. I must give you kudos you guys are brave behind a computer screen.

    By the way, you all make baby Jesus cry...

  65. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 2/7/07 1:27 PM  

    q is back, could there be better news?

  66. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 1:31 PM  

    You know aurelius u are quite a handsome young man. I took a peek at your photo.

  67. Anonymous // 2/7/07 1:34 PM  

    Hey ya'll I've been reading this blog every day since FOL2 and this is the first time I've ever posted a comment. First of all, thank you! You've given me something entertaining to do during lunch and whether I agree or not with the terminology that Q used I totally support her right to do so. You guys (and gals) are creative and I look forward to your insights. I guess the only people that should be offended by the term are people that are worried they might be a 'crackcoon'.

  68. Anonymous // 2/7/07 1:40 PM  

    yeah i agree if you know your not a crackoon why be offened....

    this also can be applied tio the don imus incident


    im sure that most of the people who were mad were actual nappy heaed hoes....

    racially sensitive people never die, they multiply...

  69. steups // 2/7/07 1:40 PM  

    Don't forget the radio-show at 7pmEST today
    TOPIC: Charm School

  70. THE ORIGINAL MR.NEW YORK(newyorkhospitality.blogspot.com) // 2/7/07 1:47 PM  

    quanda's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~mr.new york

  71. Anonymous // 2/7/07 1:49 PM  

    go away quanda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 1:51 PM  

    Steups check your email for me please. PLEASE :)

  73. steups // 2/7/07 1:53 PM  

    Criticism is ok but insults will not be tolerated and the comment will be deleted.
    Cheers.

  74. steups // 2/7/07 1:54 PM  

    I checked...I have 5288; and all of yours have been replied to

  75. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 1:56 PM  

    WOW, talk about letting a girl know that she is special, LOL

  76. steups // 2/7/07 1:57 PM  

    Oh, welcome to all those commenting for the first time.

  77. THE ORIGINAL MR.NEW YORK(newyorkhospitality.blogspot.com) // 2/7/07 1:57 PM  

    lmao~~~mr.new york

  78. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 1:58 PM  

    Thanks Steupsy (......)

  79. revenge // 2/7/07 1:58 PM  

    ::looks around::

    mmmm i like, i like.

    thank the devil my q is back.

    good afternoon all.

  80. txshawty // 2/7/07 2:07 PM  

    E: sorry I had to drop in and out there, tryna work at the same time, and as you can see, I have poor management lol!

    Hey mr. NY, Dana, Revenge, E, Steups, Any anons, Aure...and????

  81. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 2/7/07 2:08 PM  

    hahaha thanks electra, I love that pic

    hey txshawty, how have you been???

  82. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 2:09 PM  

    Hey TX, no scene. Hey Rev, what statue is that?

  83. txshawty // 2/7/07 2:12 PM  

    Aurelius: Hey boy! lol...Long time no holla...I've been ok, how bout yourself?

    E: {opens trench} Here's a make-up gift...see anything you'd want?

  84. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 2/7/07 2:16 PM  

    I'm doing sweet tx, thanks for asking

    boy oh boy, I gotta bounce though, peace

  85. Anonymous // 2/7/07 2:25 PM  

    quanda sucks!

  86. Anonymous // 2/7/07 2:27 PM  

    What happened to, Elle?

  87. THE ORIGINAL MR.NEW YORK(newyorkhospitality.blogspot.com) // 2/7/07 2:29 PM  

    damn quanda welcome to the "THEY HATE US CLUB" im Mr.Newyork the president of the club ive been hated on for 5 months now (every one in room says hi Mr.Newyork!!)lol~~~mr.new york

  88. Anonymous // 2/7/07 2:29 PM  

    Steups used and abused her until he cpould convince Quanda to come back.

    Poor thing - she is probably crying her eyes out.

    Steups, knows how to mind fuck people really good.

    I told her a long time ago to watch out!

  89. revenge // 2/7/07 2:30 PM  

    electra - believe it or not, that is no statue...that is simply me.

  90. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 2:42 PM  

    LOL TX I dont see Onix in your trenchy.

  91. Anonymous // 2/7/07 2:43 PM  

    Revenge, I like you. I really do but why the fuck would you take a picture like that?

  92. Electra (trinidad) // 2/7/07 2:44 PM  

    Amm.....OK Rev!!!

  93. Anonymous // 2/7/07 2:44 PM  

    Mr. New York you need to start fucking a MAN and soon!!!!!

  94. THE ORIGINAL MR.NEW YORK(newyorkhospitality.blogspot.com) // 2/7/07 2:50 PM  

    LMAO THAT WAS FUNNY BUT I'LL PUT A WO IN FRONT OF THAT MAN OK THANK YOU~~~MR.NEW YORK

  95. Anonymous // 2/7/07 2:53 PM  

    I like Quanda - just no more switching okay, Steups.

    Stop playing games with these ladies.

    You have a great site here and you are goig to fuck it up tryna to be a playa.

  96. steups // 2/7/07 3:03 PM  

    NEW POST, Y'ALL CAN IVE QUANDA A REST. WHAT ABOUT MR NEW YORK?

    TIME TO HATE ON HIM I THINK,

  97. here4beer // 2/7/07 5:30 PM  

    OMG yay!!!! Quanda!!!!!!!!!!

  98. Jake // 3/7/07 1:01 PM  

    Hi, my name is Jake and I'm in need of a hot guy with a huge cock. Any takers? Email pics to JakIttastic635@hotmail.com

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