Dearest Dana

Of all the commenters on the blog, it is you I hold in the highest esteem.
For that reason my brain must have gone walkabout when I insulted you a few weeks ago. But, it's never too late to say 'I'm sorry', so I am saying "I am sorry."

Please return, because you have been missed by all and me in particular. Not to mention it's pretty darn expensive calling England ten times a day only to hear your boy-friend (accent on 'boy') say, "she's not taking your call"
Come back Dana; come back.