I can't be arsed to redo a recap for this show but it would have been cool to read the comments and opinions on Harvey's words to Da Brat.
When she issued a mild threat to leave the show during their tête-à-tête (that wasn't so private), Harvey said, "well get the hell outta here, bitch."
da-brat-and-friendAt least I think that's what he said.

That sort of language doesn't find favor with me but Da Bitch deserved it. The show has just begun and she's acting the fool already.
Da Brat must be the man of the house in her relationship (see picture) but on Celebrity Fit Club 5, Sgt. Harvey Walden IV is da man. Best believe dat.

She fell into line real quick after that display of power and it makes me wonder if that's not the way to tame some of the shrews in my life. My online life, too...but I digress.

Besides that bit of drama we were treated to the completely assinine behavior of Dustin 'Screech' Diamond. Just when you thought it could not get worse than Vanilla Ice and Danny Bonaduce; up steps this fool to challenge for their crown.
This guy is so irrelevant he is a used to be used-to-be; and on Celebrity Fit Club he spouts crap like, "I battle with truth and logic, therefore I can never be wrong"
(Shut the fuck up! You are a fatass fool who can't pay his mortgage)

Screech is a living, breathing advertisement for birth-control. Just another child-actor gone bad.

And then there is the child actor gone fat, Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch) who looks like one of those snakes who swallowed a cow you see on the Discovery Channel.
Just kidding, lol; she looks quite nice, actually. But she's 50yrs and 150 lbs so it's panic time for her.
40 might be a woman's peak but 50 is the age your husband leaves you for another woman; so 'Marcia Brady' is on the show to stave off the competition.

There are two other women (contestants) on the show, Tiffany and Kimberley Locke.celebrity-fit-club-tiffany
Tiffany is an ex pop-star I've never heard of and is perhaps the only woman to show camel-toe wearing baggy-shorts. (that's more incredible than Screech in a threesome)
She's a good-looking woman so it 'll be interesting to see the difference in appearance when she moves away from her 152 lbs at present.

Kimberley Locke, is perhaps the best looking of the contestants but she's 176 lbs. When you are 176 lbs it's pretty hard to believe you when you say, "I never felt I had a weight problem until I got to Hollywood."
(Iz you crazy? Where the heck were you living?)

Completing the cast are:
Ross 'the Intern' Matthews (The Tonight Show with Jay Leno) - at 214 lbs he has the nerve, the temerity, the gall to say, "when you reach for the food it hurts." (he must have a high tolerance for pain)
And adds to the folly by confessing he's been to the gym 8 times in three years (we can tell)

dr-ian-smith-celebrity-fit-clubCledus T Judd (parodist and country music singer) - I'm black and he's a country singer. That means I've never heard of him and won't remember him after the show ends. He's a contestant with a twist because he's already lost 76 lbs from a high of 290 lbs. He's here to learn how to eat (wtf?) because "I'm afraid to keep food around me."

Dr. Ian Smith looked alarmed at his method of weight loss; but that's only because he believes it'll hurt sales of his weight-loos book, 'The Fat Smash Diet.'
If you can lose 76 lbs and not look anorexic, your diet needs to be publicised.
So what is his miracle diet? He ate "nuthin' but blue berries and milk"
(No wonder he hates food)

Warren G. (ex-rapper) - I am still shocked this guy is 6ft 3 ins. And I am not doubting the measurement because you have to be tall to look decent at 221 lbs. Still, he's one of those guys you'd rather not see on tv. Like Clyde Drexler on 'Dancing with the Stars'

Of course the contestants are being monitored by an expert panel that includes the aforementioned, Harvey Walden IV, who's one of the original members of the original version of the show that began in Britain around 2003, I think.
You didn't know that, did you?

Dr. Ian Smith returns and as a graduate of Harvard, Columbia and Dartmouth; I think he knows what he's on about.

celebrity-fit-stacy-kaiserCompleting the panel is Stacy Kaiser, a hottie psychotherapist who's also appeared on the NBC hit-show, 'Identity' (well that's what her website says, anyway)

So that's that, I wrote a lot more than I expected so alls well that ends well. Be sure to catch Celebrity Fit Club: Men vs Women on VH1 on Sundays because it can only get better from here.
Judging from the preview we are in for a blast because we heard Harvey deliver one of the all-time great lines on television, "don't you ever in your fucking cartoon life, ever, threaten me"

That's enough to put me on the sofa next week; but if it isn't enough for you, maybe you need to read this TMZ article from a few months back where they report Dustin Diamond threatened to "make a dildo of my cock and fuck" 'American Idol' star Kimberly Locke with "it" during a heated on-set altercation.
(dang, is it that serious?)


  1. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 23/4/07 9:54 PM  


  2. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 23/4/07 9:54 PM  

    I didn't know you guys were gonna do recaps for this show...that's awesome

  3. Ponlork // 23/4/07 10:03 PM  

    I love Celebrity Fit, probably the most "normal" reality show out there. I didn't know it was a British Import, anyways this season looks to be interesting, can't wait to see the rest of it

  4. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 23/4/07 10:07 PM  

    whats up ponlork, I haven't seen you here in a long time. How have you been?

  5. steups // 23/4/07 10:13 PM  

    if anyone has the blog opened and is seeing the celebrity fit club recap, DO NOT REFRESH YOUR BROWSER. PLEASE COPY THE RECAP AND SEND IT TO ME

    The damn thing crashed on me and I lost the entire post

  6. steups // 23/4/07 10:14 PM  

    tell me somebody has this thing opened and can see it because I am about to cry here...I repeat dont refresh your browser if you can see the recap, just copy it and email it to me

  7. SpeaKnTrutH // 23/4/07 10:20 PM  

    forget Celebrity Fit Club just bring on Harvey....you got to love a tell it to your face man. I feel about him the same way Q feels about WB (*_^)
    ***LOVE HIM***

  8. SpeaKnTrutH // 23/4/07 10:23 PM  

    Steups I just sent it to you

  9. steups // 23/4/07 10:24 PM  

    Oh Jesus, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...
    Did you copy it through view source?

  10. steups // 23/4/07 10:26 PM  

    speak, you sent me a link...I don't need a link. I want you to copy the words I wrote.
    Dang, I had hope there for a second

  11. steups // 23/4/07 10:28 PM  

    Is anyone seeing my recap (sigh)...I need you to copy the words, just drag your mouse and copy what I wrote and paste it on Notepad and email it to me

  12. SpeaKnTrutH // 23/4/07 10:40 PM  

    Sorry Steups I was reading the recap from CC but there was no words showing up on my screen just what I sent you. Did you type the whole recap out?

  13. steups // 23/4/07 10:51 PM  

    Yes I did, speakntruth.
    Yes I did, sigh.

    I don't know how we are even speaking here because on my comp that link you sent me is non-existent

  14. SpeaKnTrutH // 23/4/07 10:53 PM  

    yeah thats crazy I was wondering why there was no words on the post I thought maybe you was still working on it.
    sorry I couldn't help you

  15. steups // 23/4/07 10:56 PM  

    Not as sorry as I am......drats.
    I'm off to shower. I guess I'll have to rewrite the bloody thing.
    Laterz...thanks for sending me the email.

  16. SpeaKnTrutH // 23/4/07 10:57 PM  

    no problem

  17. Gabrielle *Mrs. Wil "Onix" Lash* // 24/4/07 12:34 AM  

    poor Steups, I guess thats God's way of saying that we don't need a recap on that show.

  18. Gabrielle *Mrs. Wil "Onix" Lash* // 24/4/07 4:07 AM  

    For a person who doesn't watch this show it was hard to follow the recap. I'm sure that u were probably frustrated because you had to retype it, but I just had to stop reading cause I got confused with the names with no pics and the names besides pics without it being the same person. I got half way through it and realized that I didn't even care for the show, cause no one is FAT on it anyways. It's just another surreal life....

    I shall say though, that DaBrat was my FAVORITE rapper before I stopped listening to rap music some years ago. I miss my hommie.

  19. steups // 24/4/07 4:36 AM  

    the pics are titled, Elle. Just place your mouse pointer above them and you'll know who's being pictured...

  20. Gabrielle *Mrs. Wil "Onix" Lash* // 24/4/07 5:57 AM  

    ok i'mma try that. when i get to a name or some names that i get confused at i'mma just copy it and paste it in here so you can tell me which pic they are in.

  21. Gabrielle *Mrs. Wil "Onix" Lash* // 24/4/07 6:08 AM  

    Sgt. Harvey Walden IV

    who is the hispanic girl in the pic with da brat?

    Maureen McCormick '

    Tiffany Locke

    Ross 'the Intern' Matthews

    Cledus T Judd

    i guess they weren't pictured, i don't know. I guess it just thows me off when i can't picture who u talking about.

  22. Gabrielle *Mrs. Wil "Onix" Lash* // 24/4/07 6:14 AM  

    y'all need to wake up

  23. Anonymous // 24/4/07 12:37 PM  

    I love this show....lol some of these people really let themselves go.

    Charm school is getting good. I can't stand punkin winkle fake ass. She is a big front to me and I hope bootz beat her nasty ass.

    I also read her blog months ago when she said all the black was jealous of crazy. Bitch please!
    Her and Krazy drove themselves crazy trying to compete with them sistas..lol

    Hottie is a mess but sooooo entertaining. And serious you need to tone it down and take speech tone lesson, your voice is annoying

  24. revenge // 24/4/07 12:43 PM  

    good afternoon everyone.

    hottie makes me sick to my stomach i just want to rip that wig off her damn head.

  25. Anonymous // 24/4/07 12:48 PM  

    Punkin is a stupid T.V. whore that needs a face lift. She looks about 50 years old and her face is busted.

    Her ass is flat as a pancake with her buck teeth.

    She only gets along with the black girls she feels she is better then, but let it be a chick who is not insecure and she targets them and pins others againist them.

    Fake exposed bitch

  26. Anonymous // 24/4/07 12:52 PM  

    Lol..yeah hottie's wig kills me!! It's tooo big too long and looks a mess with her wonker eyeballs

  27. The Purple Mist // 24/4/07 1:27 PM  

    Good afternoon everyone! Are you lovin' this beautiful weather, FINALLY after dealing with a month of rain and cold?

    I probably won't be watching CFC, at least until Screech is off of the show. He makes me sick and his holier than thou attitude kills me. This dude who thinks he's too good for reality TV. The same guy who had a hit show nearly 20 years ago, has a failing comedy career, sold T-Shirts because he couldn't pay his mortgage, and came out with a disgusting porn tape in a sad attempt to put his name in the papers, which was only for about 5 minutes. Da Brat can take a hike too, apparently she still thinks she's relevant in hip hop, and she had that stank attitude on The Surreal Life too. Accept your D-list status, boo. Oh and Steups, you think Kimberly Locke is fat?! I think she has a great body! She had dropped some weight before doing CFC(she's a lot smaller than she was on AI), and besides, I thought you had a thing for the curvy girls ;-)?

  28. steups // 24/4/07 1:33 PM  

    I do have a thing for curvy women ;-)

    And I said she had no reason to be there in the first recap I did...but having to write another long, boring-ass piece made me a little bitter.

    Good afternoon all.

  29. Gabrielle *Mrs. Wil "Onix" Lash* // 24/4/07 1:41 PM  

    so will we now be tuning into the blog to hear about celevrity fit club?

  30. steups // 24/4/07 1:58 PM  

    Not really...but not everyone likes Charm School.
    It's just one article Elle, don't attempt suicide just yet

  31. Anonymous // 24/4/07 2:03 PM  

    Steups, how big is your dick?

    I have a hot pussy waiting for you.



  32. steups // 24/4/07 2:35 PM  

    lmao....Oh Jesus.
    I wish it were really you, Like Dat

  33. steups // 24/4/07 2:36 PM  

    I forgot to answer...it's a foot-long Subway with lots of onions because it's guaranteed to make you cry.

  34. steups // 24/4/07 2:46 PM  

    new post!

  35. The Purple Mist // 24/4/07 3:10 PM  

    A foot long, Steups? LMAO...you might want to take the onions off though. I don't know too many chicks who like tasting a smelly sandwich...at least I don't anyway >_>

  36. steups // 24/4/07 3:13 PM  

    Lmao at Purple Mist

  37. The Purple Mist // 24/4/07 4:26 PM  

    All right, back to no anons, to many dumbasses that keep writing stupid nonsense and ruining it for the rest of us. SMH.

  38. kikiaj // 24/4/07 4:50 PM  

    Hello All... Who is that with Da Brat?
    My take on Celeb Fit club was that whole thing with her and Harvey ='s Sexual Tension
    But if you are saying she loves the ladies well then I am wrong as they come...

  39. kikiaj // 24/4/07 4:52 PM  

    Screech is a retard... I wish they had eliminations on that show just for him...

  40. Anonymous // 24/4/07 8:44 PM  

    Did this idiot not try and sale T-shirts to raise money to keep his house? Then he released the porn tapes for money, because he is a broke idiot!

  41. hutche // 24/4/07 10:41 PM  

    All I know is I bust into convulions lauging at brat going off harvey. The one scene that gets me everytime is brat standing next to Harvey imatating his famous pout mouth scoul that he has. I'm laughing as I type this. That whole situation was funny becase it reminded me of some one babysitting a bad ass kid, (Harve being the babysitter, brat being the kid) You cant hit them so you have to play reverse psychology, so harvey had to actually tone his shit down on order to deal with brat.

    On another note Q, I got some beef with you on that pumkin interview. Its recess and I'm callin you out.

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