Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day to Our (Male) Readers
Many of us no matter our nationality, ethnicity, culture or religion celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Honestly growing up I knew 5 basic things about St. Patrick's Day.
1. You wear green or be tortured by a bully or two. ( I wore green the whole week.)
2. Mom went to See's Candies and brought the most delicious 'baked potatoes'. They were basically a big distorted ball of divinity candy covered in chocolate.
3. It's an Irish holiday but we all celebrate it.
4. Four-leaf clovers are lucky. Never found one ...need I say more?
5. People use it as an excuse to get drunk and act stupid ...which they do anyway. (Go figure!)
As an enlighten minimally educated bimbo, I learned:
St. Patrick's Day as we know it ... is based on Christian saint's feast day. And may be also the date of the saint's death. In the U.S. Irish immigrants began observing the holiday publicly in Boston around 1737. The first St. Patrick's Day Parade was held in New York City, 1766.
St. Patrick's Day is busting at the seams with folklore; from the shamrock to the leprechaun and to pinching those that are not wearing green ( Think bullies ...people).
The belief is that St. Patrick drove out the snakes from Ireland. St. Patrick ( who was once a pagan) is one of Christianity's most widely known figures.
I have a sneaky suspicion that 'Saint Serious' and 'Saint Pumkin' may be attracting quite a few one-eyed snakes. ( I am tired of you people throwing rotten fruit at me...just saying.)
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OMG you are so funny.
Quanda you rock.
yeA QUANDA GOOD JOB~~~MR.NEW YORK
Thank you Shawn and Mr. New York.
Seriously, Serious' eyes in the first picture made me fucking weak
Pumkin always looks like she's on heroin
She looks devilish in the second one. Both of these ladies look lovely in the green.
Oh...before I forget...refresh your browser and read the article below Quanda's.
It's just some stuff
No she doesn't she looks good. You just mad because she spat in your girl's weave. Get over it, New York has! Hell she was kissing her afterwards.
Why the hell do you lie to the readers?
People I look nothing like this woman. She's very beautiful and all. It's a dillusional compliment. I look more like Aunt Esther from 'Sanford and Son.'
Pumkin looks used...take that as you wish.
Ok, I'll answer all my remaining e-mail then it's off to the shower.
Back in 45 mins, although it could be longer if Serious comes to mind.
if you are Aunt Esther my television needs sorting...off to email.
Oh God,,,who's sleeping with Serious. I just have to know who sees that woman naked and ask him a few questions
If you were close to me right now, I would spit on you. Leave Pumkin alone ...
last comment...that woman is so sexy.
I prefer darker women but I'll just wear shades, if it comes to that
I'd collect that spit and use it in my coffee
I am really gone now...43 mins
Geezus, YOU NEED HELP STEUPS!
An hour isn't so bad
You must've thought about your girl Serious.
Nope...a girlfriend called
Good for you ....
Someone actually calls you besides your mummy ...ROFLMAO