We waited two weeks for this?
Two weeks probably wasn't enough of a wait for this episode because it was straight poppin (that's some fake-ass lingo in ode to Whiteboy)
( Oh, I got an Ode for you but I am going to save it for e-mail!)
So let's get to it, but be warned, I just might be a little bitter.
(WTF is new, you are a bitter man.)
Episode 5 had a slow start in Mr. Boston's bedroom with 12 Pack (brushing his teeth) inviting him (Boston) to the gym to work on his body.
12Pack had good intentions, saying "when I train someone I want them to look just like me"; but this is Mr Boston we are talkin' bout, yo.
Dr 90210 and Oprah's make up guy couldn't make him look like 12 Pack.
(Neither was that gallon of orange juice.)
I don't want to go all Heat on the readers; but 12 Pack ain't a bad-looking fella.
(raises eyebrow)
(Irre are you watching?)
Anyway, my gay moment was interrupted by whom else? Chamo!
Chamo was dressed in white Charlie's Angel shorts that clung to his groin for dear life (yeah I watched)
That boy is just too gay; however, one of our commenters saw him in Popeye's® recently and swears he didn't look gay at all.
He also said he wore a bleached jeans, tight shirt and brown Pumas
(yeah, that's gay enough for me)
So Chamo's challenge is actually a basketball challenge and the boys quickly gear up and are driven to Venice Beach (j) for a bit of B-ball.
Immediately Tango starts organizing shit and advises the guys to run drills which admittedly some of them desperately need. Not Chance though, Chance is hood and "play ball is all you do in the hood"
(Get the f*ck outta here...your hood has Arabian horses and jeri-curl!)
( Chance I had nothing to do with that comment.)
New York announces that she enlisted professional help for this challenge which sets off speculation and raised eyebrows.
The professional help turns out to be Tamara Moore, a guard from the LA Sparks.
(Who? I didn't know the WNBA still exists)
( Yeah, bitch it does....you want some?)
The competition's rules are one on one against Tamara. You score a basket; you win. You don't; you lose.
Chance goes first and drives at Tamara but she stands up her man and forces a bad shot. It's her possession now and she takes it to the hole (that's basketball jargon)
(might be lesbian jargon too)
( Why does every female who has skills and doesn't look like a Playboy Playmate get tagged as a lesbian? Why people, why?)
12 Pack is next - loser
And then Real proves once again why I like his ass (not his ass-ass. You know what I mean)
Real recognises that Tamara Moore is sexy as hell and when she has possession he pretends he's guarding her but takes the opportunity to feel her butt (heh)
(damn, Persia choked again. Get outta here with that cryin' shit)
(That's what happens when you strip the act from a fronter)
( Looks down this MFer is really itching for me to cut him.....Steups takes Whiteboy hateration to the 9th degree.)
And that's the perfect segue to Whiteboy.
It's Whiteboy's turn to take on Tamara, and like any fake-baller who steps to a girl, he pulled up and took a shot. The guy took a shot from the arc against a girl.
I don't care what Gloria Steinem says, that shit is just unmanly. I ached in my groin when he did that.
But, whateva...he won.
( Aching in the groin, don't have nothing to do with the 'Swagger Man's' skills....seek medical attention promptly.)
Next comes Tango. Now, Tango worries me. Tango worries me a lot.
This dude has become so sweet he's making ants crawl on my television.
Tango drives on Tamara but finds himself taking a fade-away jumper and dislocates his shoulder!
Wtf?
*shaking my head
To compound matters he calls a T-O (TIMEOUT)
Wtf?
Whiteboy clowned him for a minute and for once my mind synched with Whiteboys'
(I felt a strange light-headedness and saw Quanda winking at me)
(the wink made me shiver)
( I like you at this moment. Did you notice my baby has hoop skills? I am shivering too.)
But back to the show. Tamara asked the Tan-man (rolls eyes) if he was okay and if he'd come at her later.
Luckily Rico stepped to the plate because the estrogen level was just too high when Tango was on the screen.
Rico knocked Tamara to the floor with a shoulder-bump (wowwwwwww)
Then he faked her out before stroking a high-arching jumper that found nothing but net.
Damnnnnnnnn.
( Hmmph...hmmph....hmmph Quanda quiero Rico mucho.)
Boston had a go too; but who cares, he lost.
( What you gonna let his double dribbling ass just slide?)
And Tango returned to embarrass himself further.
( Well at least he tried....LMAO.)
So, that meant Rico and Whiteboy squared off to win a date with New York. To win you needed 3 baskets and Whiteboy won
Yeah, the dude hit two jumpers and schooled Rico for the third.
(At this point you realise Rico is a runner-up guy. A guy who's nice enough but not enough enough. You know what I'm saying?)
( Wow, you are so right! He is my runner up too.)
So Whiteboy wins the date (and I picture Quanda in her dressing gown chewing on her nails) (Life is sweeeeeet)
( Imagine me in a red bra and matching panties, stomach turning. Can CHAMO get some love? He was working out those cheerleader moves!)
But before the date 12 Pack and Real scheme and prepare an after-date ceremony for New York.
But where's Tango?
Oh, there he is.
Tango knocks on New York's bedroom door to let her know he's off to the hospital to sort his arm out (sort your balls out too while you're there)
The Date
New York is dressed in an adorable hooped mini-dress perfectly 'accessorized' with her sexy body..
And Whiteboy? Well I thought he looked like Sean Paul before, but today he was dressed like a broke-ass Ru Paul in his fly jacket and a shirt too corny for Old Navy.
( Whiteboy is all man baby! And I must say New York was working the hell out of that dress.)
At the restaurant Whiteboy is macking, feeding New York with his finger and feigning to lick her. *wiping tears
I remember someone saying Whiteboy is a licker, well they are dead right; he looks like he 'licka some ass' (uses Ricky Ricardo voice)
Hello!
Yet, for all my hating; New York seems to like him; saying things that hurt me like "there is no denying the chemistry" and "you give me butterflies"
Wtf?
( Yes, I get those same butterflies. I know all too well.)
Whiteboy (in the confessional) says "it was peaceful, I actually got to clear my mind"
(I wonder how long that took)
( Half the time it would take you.)
And if my night couldn't get worse, New York leans to her side and retrieves a wrapped gift from the side of her feet.
Noooooooooo! Not a gift?
Yes,a gift. A Gianto watch!
A gianto is like $600
Wtf?
( A classy move on her part or VH-1 for that matter.)
I was about to go Pumkin on the television until New York brought me back.
She and Whiteboy kissed and New York said, "he gnashes at me. He gnaws at my bottom lip"
"He gotta learn how to kiss"
THUD!
(I fall to the floor)
( Get the f@#% up. He can kiss me like that anytime he wants.)
The date ends and they return home only to open the door and be greeted by Real and 12 Pack, dressed in tuxedos with roses in hand.
It's about to go down now.
Pt2.
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Someone shoot me....that BITCH said my blog hubby needs to learn how to kiss......ain't that some shit....
MY STOMACH IS FUCKING TURNING!!!!
Anyone has any dialogue (how do you speall that in American?) from the bottom half of the show?
how do you spell "speall"
quanda i need to slap the shit out of you
Huh?
If that is a necessity in your life....what a miserable existance!
quanda i can't stan you
oh good show tonight
dialog, dialog!
I need dialog.
And am, a little feedback wouldn't hurt.
How about some encouragement?
I am so fuming!
I know Steups is happy.
You have e-mail!
I can't believe that Tango got hurt..again?!Do Tango have Munchausen Syndrome?, he seems to panics whenever he gets a splinter, and I don't even think he really hurt his arm.
New York must like Tango a whole lot, because IMO, Tango do not seem to be stepping up to the plate as much as the other guys. I do not recall him doing anything special for her. Did Tango go on go on a date with New York? because I do not remember, if they had or not.
I thought that Whiteboy , giving New York a gift was a really nice touch. He gains a lot of points with that.
Good pt. 1 recap!
Steups, your recap was too funny! You pretty much said everything that I was thinking. I was on Tango's side since the beginning. He seemed so genuine. When I saw that he "hurt" his arm, I rolled my eyes like Whiteboy. But,when he asked to speak to NY in private, I saw nothing wrong with that. Had that been Chance or Real, Whiteboy wouldn't have said Shit! He only get bad because he got a couple of friends in the house. Where was Tango, he has no one in his corner. He's basically by himself. Also - why do I gag whenever Mr Boston "tries" to Kiss NY. It's like he's making himself do it. (P.S. - I hated to see Persia go, but as much as she Bitch about what others do wrong - she had to get what was coming to her. Shamrock will be the winner.)
Signed - Boujaa
you have email
Persia is so whack.
But, for the first time today I loathed the King of the Burbs.
Still, he's my guy so I am supporting him.
Thanks for the compli
he he he now that was good and it's going to get better.
did I say whack?
I have Whiteboy disease.
okay, I need to stop chatting and get to work on Pt 2.
Bye.
Hallelujah Holla Back... LOL
I was wondering, do NY use a magic marker when putting on her eye make-up... she really piles it on... smh...
boujaa, you need extra makeup for the lights; I've heard.
(runs back to summary)
steups if you love new york ass so much won't you sign up for next season if she have one
observer, you are stealing my energy.
lol
Yeah, ok... extra make-up is one thing... using a year's supply in one episode is another... lol
Hallalujah Holla Back
(my new signature)
By the way, I thought you were working on the rest of the recap... get back to work.
right about now is when I feel too tired to continue.
Wont be long now, I am at the Tango vs Whiteboy argument
hey steups i think that tango's emotional display and commitment of love for new york reminds me of ny obsessive infatuation over flav last year
God's Gift to Women - when NY made the comment about Tango falling too fast for her and it not being normal, the first thing I thought was Flavor of Love 1 - She was crying and fighting over that man by the third episode.
I was also thinking that Real looks out of place. He seems too nice and mature to be in that environment.
Just one thing...They went to Venice Beach...no where close to Long Beach. (back to reading the recap)
I can't stand Tameka...er Tanya...uh Tango. I am a woman who likes men. Not metro-sexuals (not that there is anything wrong with that) or "pretty boys". I think I would have gotten rid of Tango AND Rico tonight. They are snitches and too "not quite there" for me. I'm hoping that Chance and Whiteboy make the "final two". I like Real, but he really doesn't want Ms NY. 12-Pack said on camera tonight that winning the ILNY competition will look good on his acting resume. And Mr. Boston? Being a dark-skinned Sista, I don't like how he thinks in that area.
Pt 2 is up and re-read pt1 because Quanda added her comments
I deleted your comment because there are two places you can find her where you can leave comments she will read
My position is you and her have caused no amount of trouble for this blog and that includes the other two as well.
The four of you will no longer be welcomed if you continue to fight and cause drama.
Any comment that relates to whatever I deem unacceptable will be deleted.
Everyone of you has a blog, so go fight there...Not here! Not anymore!
I saved your comments if you want it.
My take
First the kiss, I think whiteboy was a bit off balance when he and new york kissed, because she was sitting kinda sideways from him.
which is why I feel he kissed the way he did. (I would still welcome the chance to slob him down)
Tango is just prone to injury some people are like that. He is a drama king. He is the "new york" of I love new york.
Boston should have been sent home.
steups is a jealous hateful prick
get off whiteboy's nuts
Nick, what's eating you? Alway's deleting stuff. But don't worry, b/c I assumed you would do that, so I SAVED it too, and I'll post again only when I KNOW she'll see. Because as for HER blog, if I post anything she zaps it away before reading it. PUNK. So here is where I can get to her.
Did you read what I wrote?
I am not allowing that...post it on her blog and have her read it and delete it.
I am no longer tolerating that nonsense around here. You and that lot called my name in your mouths too much for me to cater to y'all and provide a boxing ring for that crap.
Comment on the show and other things; but that arguing stuff ends today.
Morning all. Wow what a show last night. I enjoyed it IMMENSELY. Next week's shows looks like it will be even more interesting.
'sup E? How you doin'?
what's up
steups
my jealous, hateful prick; Jane.
steups, You mad? come on you were asking for that.
you did'nt need to go at him the way you did.
So Where is everyone
So, where is everyone?
Today on The Young and The Restless, two very restless young Trinis scare the f*ck out of each other playing 'What If?' when they discovered that all the scenarios they thought of could indeed be possible ...
Dun Dun Dun *Dramatic music*
Better?
Ahhhh! I feel like I just got my butt whipped in Court and my client has gone to jail for life.
No he was sent to the gallows.
I am waiting on your email, E.
I am sort of busy so send it to me already.
Im tired of yall gettin' on my boy Tango.
Is it legitimately right to say that just because a man shows emotions it makes him flambouyant?
yall needa quit.
I dont like whiteboy, he is fake. He needs to get his ass wooped one good time. Makin' black folks look bad. Shit probably never been with a black women before, u saw how he kissed new york.
He wasnt use to kissing someone with full-lips :)
He aint nothing but a messy, arguing bitch, and he think Chance and Real with they old (StallionFAIRIES) asses are going to help him, they needa sit they fugly asses down too.
`'Justin`'
hey Steups how are you doing today. Sorry about that. I just emailed u back.
That whole moment between Tango and New York with her on the balcony and him in the garden seemed like a scene from a couple thats been together for a minute. It was too surreal . And was it me or did any one question what Mr. boston was searching for in his nose during eliminations??
good afternoon
Good afternoon Revenge.
(tired as hell)
Good afternoon.
G'morning everyone.
I actually found a lot more respect for whiteboy, he brought it. He looked sexy playing ball. Tango, uff... what a sore loser, you know he made up the shoulder thing as an excuse because he lost. I think he made himself look dumb and it is just a turn off.
As for Real, he is so cute! When he did her toe nails and added the top coat, that says a lot about him. He knows what women want.
This was the funniest episode yet, I saved it on my DVR so I will re-watch it.
Now I am off to read the recaps.
I actually found a lot more respect....
you weren't a fan before?
not really, I didnt dislike him though
ok
good first recap steups.
Was anyone else waiting for Chamos nutsack to fall out of his mini shorts? or am I the only sick one here?
steups you still mad?
good first recap?
You must not know bout me, I've done the last three recaps.
Steups where is everybody?
I mean for this episode, you have two recaps :|
missing anyone in particular?
Because no one important is missing.
Screw you Steups!!!!! Flick all you all!!!!
Ohhh, "good first half", you meant to say.
Gracias.
Flick you too...double flick, even.
dang, someone gave away that persia went home on the whiterapper show. I haven't seen it yet :(
steupz:
I thought she was good, why did she go home?
yea steupz, that!
de nada
Well flick you INFINITY
steups you're coldblooded lmao
because she's a choker.
John Brown got in her head and she choked.
You shut your trap Anonymous 12:58, who spoke to you?
I'll answer that - NO ONE!!!
dang; how do you beat infinity.
Why don't you return to your username, if you have one.
shut up anon, dumbass
I started like JB when he made that gross face when persia wiggled the D**do in his face. He looked so digusted. It was super funny.
Steups I am not going to answer that you are a Fowler I am not falling for that!!!
ohh me and my grossness
you guys aren't subtle.
Anon 1:01 I am sorry - NOT!!!
war of the anons
JB had two iffy moments...look for that when you watch the episode
huh?@Steups
that's one anon playing with herself
Hey you Steups man, yes you I am not finished with you.
I shall, its in my DVR but i cant watch it till my husband comes home from work which is 6:30 pacific time.
til then, I have anthropology homework to do.
Bye bye Steups
laterz mistang
Steups is Iree going to write for the blog?
no anonymous, he declined.
Steups your blogger sucks..
Where is everybody?
anyone in particular?
i'm lovin whiteboy.HE'S A REAL MAN!Unlike steups with his fake ass hatin women self !
Ha Ha Ha @ Anon 1:37pm
I have a funny feeling that I know you!
steups, do you have sisters ? i would hate to think of the way you treat them/her considering that you are the misogynist of the century!
personally i think steups hates whiteboy because he knows that he will never be even half the man that whiteboy is
anon...you are reason enough to hate women
Enter please, can't we all pretend to get alone and have a drama free day?
And anon that wasn't nice at all.
I hate when people use the word "personally"
I'm at school. BOO.
ANYWAYS, the baby of tha blogspot is in for a temporary say!!
AHEM!
I thought the whole Tango think was madd cute. I'm cool wit' Whiteboy, SOMETIMES. lol, I just like Tango more.
I'm glad she kept him. He's real, in my opinion.
SO, there I go! I'll be back later!
Hey, Master Nicholas [[Steupz]]!! Hey, everyone! Hey Quanda!
I hate when people hate when others use words of their liking. Worry about what you type or say.
I would have thought that you'd hate it when people said 'Personally I' which is redundant and as such gramatically erroneous
Hi everyone!!!
If anyone comes across any clips of this episode (or the others previous)on YouTube please let me know so I can watch it really quickly, I feel deprived...
Hello 'Baby of the Blogspot'
Hi Jemi
Hey Dana, for a moment I thought you were another person.
Happy V day.
Steups you're a horn dog!!!!!!!
Well great minds think alike!!
Because for a moment I thought you were another person too...
I wonder if we were both thinking it at the exact same moment - because that would be cool!
It's not V-Day, idiot.
Why would you think that, Dana?
and that should be Steups you ain't nothing but a horn dog; fool.
Anna Nicole,
Go rest in peace, somewhere else.
no steups dont correct me
what should I do to you?
Hey Dana!!!
I should get back to my stuff
Whatever you want Steups, you know I like black men.
Anna Nicole,
Go rest in peace, somewhere else.
K.
Hey E!!!!
:-)
Its nice to talk to someone pleasant for a change. No?
stifles laughter
no anna nicole your a sell out just like quanda
chill with that, 3pm.
Sometimes people need to stifle more than just their laughter.
Read between the lines, nuff said.
steups is anna black or white
raises eyebrow
the dead Anna, or ours?
Ours is mixed with idiot.
3pm, can you get it together? Make up your ignorant mind! One day you are alright with me then the next I am a sellout.
As if you know me...?!
Worry about the women or men in your life and less about my lust for someone other than you.
sips Coke
what wrong steups your not getting enuff sex in life
ok quanda
I am good. Why? Do you have sex to share?
steups your a funny dude
I try to be; and it always seems to work
Episode 7 is going to be good because new york is going to invite the exes of the five remaining guys over for dinner and she is going to talk to them about the guys too.
I can't wait
well it's almost 3:pm gotta go bye
lmao, bye 3pm. Mystery solved.
Steups I always love the way you wrote your re-caps. Keep it up.
OMG Jane how do u know that?
If that is true I can't wait.
This is going to be better than getting my nails done. WOW!!!
thanks do you know me perchance?
You sound very motherly, lol.
steups i think tango's emotional display and commitment of love for ny reminds me of ny obsessive infatuation over flav last year
electra, whose ex are you most curious about?
Ohhhhhhhh, it's you; Observer!
I don't know you personally but I have been a long time reader of the blog. Way back when you first started. I just never commented.
Electra
Early this morning I read it on the wiki free encyclopedia
"I love new york" website.
its in the episode guide part.
I think his emotional display reminds me of a few ex-commenters
God,don't you dare bless their souls!
Mr Boston's (If he ever had a GF).
I know who's ex I want to see
well I am glad you have (commented)
But you are Observer, aren't you?
why don't you tell us Jane?
OK Jane, thanks. I now where to go to get my info. 8-)
I'd like to see Chance's...she has to be a probabtion officer, or something.
Steups
You already know.
I sure in the hell don't want to see Whiteboy's and I am scared to see Turtle's.
Quanda
you don't wanna see his ex, I wanna see and hear what she has to say.
not oberserver and you should allow us anons to comment all the time. I knwosome of them ruin it and you turn off the anon button but we are not all animals.
wow quanda you got caucasian fever
what's up, people?
lol; I don't think any of you are...but you are right.
I always wanted it 'on', regardless.
seanlegal sounds familiar.
"Yawns", "Cracks knuckles" "Stretches"
steups you know vh1 was nothing before flavor of love came on
Laterz guys I got to run.
Come on anon, it had it's market.
But I take your point; FOL added a larger African-American base.
Bye, E.
Bye E. Check your mail later ...
"Lazarus, come out"
What's up Steups - just checking out the Blog and seeing what peeps are talkin about in here.
steups i think flavor of love took reality tv to a whole nother level
well go about your business, I'll just watch you from afar.
what level would that be?
I agree with you but there are many people hating as well
Anon
are you flavor flav?
flavor, flavor, flavor man......
Posh Gemz, go to PrincessPollard.blogspot.com
please?
steups do you predict a flavor of love 3 cross your fingers and hope that dee and flav don't work out
Yep, I think he'll do a part 3.
no jane im not flava flav
Flavor Flav Anon
why do you keep bringing up FoL then?
anon, go back to your space.
steups if there is a flavor of love 3 maybe new york will be a contestants again if things don't work out on her show
you forgot to switch to your username, smh.
NY might be a guest but she'll never be a contestant again
they are so pathetic
new york would look stupid if she was a contestant again
very stupid
steups they are stealing your stories
they took jane's scoop
That's what the comments box is for; it aint no biggie
steups flava flav never did want new york all he want is sex and ratings for his show and that why new york was brought back
you are too nice they are going to take all your scoops
Flav must have had some bogus idea that Hoopz and Dee actually wanted him.
steups what are you getting your woman for valentine or do you have a woman
I am giving her money ($500)
I can't be bothered to buy anything.
steups.....i didnt see him at A popeyes.....i was just standin in line at a lil popeyes express in tha airport when i saw him....so actually i seen him in the airport....not a popey....
AH WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!
hi guys
I care...Popeye's sounds better, though.