I Love New York's Mr. Boston

Mr. Boston Charms Quanda Sort of....

How did I even get here? Thinking back it was a 'Flavor of Love' search that led me here. Now, I have an opportunity to interview Mr. Boston. I wanted this interview for reasons too long to list. Ultimately, it boiled down to the question that I have asked for 4 consecutive weeks now. Is this guy for real? Is it an act? If so, what are his career goals? This MFer is the funniest character I've seen in a long time. And I doubt seriously that Mr. Boston is little more than the reality television version of 'Borat'. I have my opinion but I am going to keep it between Groovy, Steups and I! For the record, I have no amative feelings towards this decent looking Jewish blond. This interview was done with unprepared questions. I asked him if 10:00p.m. was a good time to call and discovered his response at 9:59p.m....
( Need I type more?)

Hello may I speak with Mr. Boston?
Ah, yeah this is he.

Hi, I am Quanda from the 'Flavor of Love' Blogspot. How are you tonight?
Ah, I am ah...like great. Ah thanks for calling Quanda. Ah-um how are you?

Actually thank you, I am good now that I have this interview. I have to tell you that I have nothing but love for you. You keep me laughing. Where were you born and raised?
Um...ah...Boston, MA....ah...like outside of um...Boston, you know ah...like...um upper middle class. Ah...like I am in the Orange County area now.

So how are you liking California?
Well like um...I like it. The climate is like a lot warmer yeah...um the climate is good. The girls um...ah...are hotter yeah...hotter chicks.

Now, wait a minute one of my best friends is from Boston. She's a pretty hot chick.
Well ah...you...like...um... well Boston has a some hot chicks. Um..here I mean like the um...quality and quantity you know what I mean. Um..like...hot chicks are everywhere here.
(We are everywhere...lmao)

Did you know I was a hot chick?
Um...no are you?

Yes.
How old are you?

Oh, I am an old gal. I am 38.
Oh, um...like that's not um...ah too bad. I've um...ah have you know dating some older chicks.

No, I didn't. So what's the oldest you've dated?
I dated um...like this 34 year old chick.
( WTF....did she walk with a cane and collect social security.)

How was it?
Um it was pretty good yeah know. I am um...ah trying to expand my repertoire. Um older chicks...um...like yeah know are like really horny...um...hot...yeah you know more experienced. You know ...ah no inhibitions. They'll do anything. Ah...like young chicks don't know what to ah...like do. You know what I am like saying?
( Yes and no....)

Yes I do. I know what you are saying. You are killing me here. I can't stop laughing. I apologize. Have you always been such a 'Ladie's Man'?
No, ah...um I was always shy in high school and college. I couldn't get laid ah if my life depended on it. After college I discovered the 'Boston charm'. I am now confident at all times...ah you know nice and normal.
( Hugh Hefner lock up all your 'playmates', your reign is about to end.)

Nice and normal, I gotcha. I first fell in love with you, when you interrupted the Chance and New York conversation on the first night. What were you thinking when you approached the table? And you stood up to Chance, I totally respect that. What was that all about?
( Before I get accused of excessive jungle fever, I fell in love with his antics, not him the man...Thank You!)
Ah...well...you...see...um...like basically, ah Chance was the first guy to make ah his like move on her and ...ah get some alone time. You have 20 guys and ah five are going home. Ah I felt like ah a token white guy. I knew I needed to stand out ah...um if I was g-g-going to stay. You know you had ah T-Money a total douche bag in a green jacket. The green jacket is supposed to ah remind her (New York) of like money. So I told myself I had to do something. I mean this thug wannabee is getting her attention first. He was the ugliest in the house. I said to myself 'Stud you have to steal her away from that ugliness.' When he started yelling at me ...yeah know...ah I was like surprised. But you know I am a man and wasn't going to back down. I have balls and I wasn't going to be your typical white boy pussy.

Who were the nicest guys in the house?
Tango and Onix were the nicest. They are good guys. Then I would say Rico...ah Heat and 12 Pack. Chance and Token....douche bags. Whiteboy wasn't my friend either. The guy is not nice at all. I ah...um wasn't impressed. Token kept imitating me, ah trying to make me look bad in front the black guys. Off camera the douche bag told the producers he was doing it for camera time. They edited it all out. So a lot of good that did him.
( Earlier I wrote it was Whiteboy who imitated Mr. Boston. Well, Mr. Boston called me to tell me that we got our lines crossed. It was Token who imitated him and told the producers....blah, blah, blah. Thank you, I knew that didn't sound like something my 'Swagger Man' would do.)

....Ah Mr. Boston, I have to be honest with you Whiteboy is my favorite. He gave me my first interview and has showed me only love. He seems really nice to me. You are hurting me here.
Well ...ah sorry Quanda. If you met him in person ah...um...you'd see that he is not the nice guy you think he is. You would like be very disappointed.
(The Whiteboy hateration needs to stop people!!!)

Okay...moving on which contestants do you feel were really there for New York?
*laughing Romance and Rico, they were both nice guys. The rest of the 18 were here for our own reasons. We didn't want to be with New York. For me, a lot of my buddies ah...like tell me all of the time I should like be on ah like reality show. They think I am really funny. So I was there to entertain the public.

So what was in like kissing New York?
Ah...*laughs Quanda you know how it looked awkward on television? Well it was ah like even more awkward in person. It was my first time making out with a black chick. She has huge lips and mouth. Ah...so when I was kissing her it felt like my lips were in her mouth. It was really weird. And ah I get a lot of like e-mails from like fans and the um....ah....like think when I kiss her stomach that I am going down on her...you know what I mean?

Yes, I know what you mean. You weren't going down her....right? You were just kissing her body right?
Right.

What's your take on Chamo?
I like Chamo. And Chamo liked me...which was ah good because you know he'd pass on a good report..for me. It was important for him to like me. I mean you don't want him to not like you. He's pretty fruity. He's really gay. You know he's like the quintessential gay guy from West Hollywood.
( Is that anything like the quintessential black man being a thieving, crack addicted, homicidal, baby making all around deadbeat dad? If so.......NO.)

You plan on settling down anytime soon?
Well..ah...you know.......
( I am an evil b@#$% sometimes...let's keep VH-1 guessing on that response.)

You know we do a lot of snooping and research on you guys before the show even airs. We can find some dirt on the 'I Love New York' cast but we choose to remain silent on a lot. Like one contestant we know he had a girlfriend during the airing of the show.
Who?

I tell him.
Yeah, ah...he actually called her from the house. Did you find out anything about me?

If we did I wouldn't tell you. ( uncomfortable silence) Naw, we didn't find out anything. What are some of your career goals?
Ah...definitely my own spin off show.

I could see it 'Lovin' Mr. Boston's Charm'. Where 20 hot chicks are fighting for your attention.
Yeah...yeah ..ah something along those lines. Yeah...definitely.

What about stand up? I heard you do stand up comedy.
Well ah I did a couple of years back. Ah...I am not talented in that area.

I am shocked.
Well ....ah....maybe if I worked at it and you know practiced...I could get good. But I am in a lazy mode right now.

I see. Do you have any pets?
I had two cats. I am more of a cat person.
( I personally could be a professional cat kicker.)

What happen to the cats?
Oh they are in Boston with my parents.
(Guess I won't be kicking those two.)

Oh, you should get one out here in Cali.
Well...ah...maybe in a year...yeah know w-w-we'll see. I am kind of on the lazy side...right now.

Before I let you go... how do I sound on the phone?
Ah...um good.

Good as in?
Professional.

Professional? I don't sound sexy?
Well...um...I'd say professional.

Next day, after I've seen 'I Love New York' Episode 4....I decided to call him back.
( He is not the only one with balls.)

Hello.
Hello this is Quanda, Mr. Boston. I want to ask you a couple of more questions as I type up this interview.

Sure.
You good, it's okay?

Yeah I am fine.

What's your take on the snitching situation?
It's a competition....all is fair game.

Okay did you miss your roommate?
Huh?
( Oh he is definitely straight, who could forget Onix? Except a straight male.)

Wasn't Onix your roommate? Did you miss him?
Ummm...a little bit...but you know you're happy that you are still around. I mean it's better him to go...instead of me.

I understand Onix was some stiff competition.
Well actually...ah...um he didn't have much of a personality. I don't think that there was much of a connection. He didn't go out of his way to grab her attention or anything.
( He even downplays Onix....unbelieveable.....LMAO.)

From the previews, it appears you've never played basketball. When is the last time you played?
Um.....6 or 7 years.
( And may I add, that was most likely his first and last time...until the 'I Love New York' Episode 5. Did you all notice Whiteboy taking it to the hoop?)

Alright, I appreciate the interview and thanks for answering my extra questions. I 'll message you when the interview is posted. Thanks again.
Alright Quanda, no problem....take care.

Note: I was laughing from beginnig to end on this one. Mr. Boston is just one funny stud muffin

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