Spoiler: The first episode of Flavor of Love 2

I think I have waited long enough to post what happened in the first episode, so, with the "Premiere" just a day away, it's not much of a spoiler to print a summary of the show.

'Big Black African' (a reader) viewed the first episode on VH1 VSpot and this is how he (with minor editing from me) saw the events unfold.

The show starts with Flava Flav coming out of the limousine, explaining his road on VH-1, from Surreal Life to Strange Love to Flavor of Love 1, which he states had a majority of fake girls, and in the end included Hoopz as fake too.

He is greeted by the girls (they are much better looking than last year's), then as soon as they into the house/mansion a sista and a white girl fight for a bed. The sista (whooped that girl) is kicked out because of the fight, but she would have been funny had they kept her on. The white girl stays long enough to get a nickname,(H-Town) but is one of the four girls cut in the end.

Flav didn't seem to have the same enthusiasm as last year, but he had some dime-pieces there ("Krazy", "Deelishis", "Beatuful" (his spelling), "Buckeey", "Nibblz" (named after her Mike Tyson lisp - ear biter, like Tyson), "Tiger", "Bootz" (mad body), "Payshintz", "Spunkeey", all of them are fine. But if I had to pick the top 2 (based on beauty/body) I would go with "Krazy" and "Deelishis".
"Deelishis" is unreal with the body.

Flav went through the meet and greet, he had a spy ("Eyez") but he didn't really listen to her. When she ran the girls down, she was speaking a million miles a minute and Flav's eyes were spinning. It was funny.
Some girls partied hard ("Toastie", too hard,she was hammered)
Some were more aggressive than others, "Somethin" got in an argument with "Spunkeey" over "Somethin" being willing to "lick a pussy" and she was ready to bang. She didn't get cut though.

A girl named "Like Dat" spoke well, but she's not pretty enough to win. "Buckwild", no chance but possibly good for ratings. The white girl with the best chance? Tiger; beautiful, not like Pumpkin. She's real, like a Mena Suvari type.

The show ends with the cut and the women who did not receive a clock are "Choclate", "Hood", "H-Town" and "Bama".
There is another significant moment at the very end when "Somethin" messes on the floor and runs upstairs to the toilet with mess dripping all the way upstairs.
Too funny.

Conclusion: Good first show but Flav's gotta pick it up, cause this bunch is far more beautiful as a whole than Flavor of Love 1. Hoopz would struggle with this group of women and I dare say that she wouldn't win if she were on this show. They are that pretty!

So there you have it, BBA's summary. I thought it was excellent but like you I'll be watching anyway, if only to find out what name is given to my girl Bettie whose sensational picture is the one above. (turns out it was "Nibblz", I love that girl, I swear)
If you are a new reader to the blog, welcome; if you aren't, thanks for coming back.
But most importantly I have to thank the girls from the show who not only read the blog but take the time to comment as well (look in the posts below for a discussion among them).

With the show's season officially starting this Sunday I know there will be a lot more comments, but just to let you know I don't really tolerate abuse of the contestants on this blog. If you want to criticize, that's fine, but please no description of the ladies as ho or whatever, because that's not what I am about.
I won't delete your comment, but I'd just rather you wouldn't.

That's it then, enjoy the show tomorrow and I'll write something as soon as it ends because I am an addict like that....