I wish New York would call me on the cellphone

A reader named Sanyo threw me a couple leads on 'New York' last weekend, the first lead was a guy whose brother dated 'New York', allegedly; but nothing came of that.

The second was a girl on My Space -see picture- who said she saw 'New York's' parents at a fast-food restaurant where she worked.
I contacted her, naturally, and she confirmed the story and went further to say she and New York share an alma mater, Thomas Proctor High School; but our favorite reality star graduated three years ahead of her.

As she describes the incident:

I was actually working in the drive-thru at the McDonald's of South Utica and they came through, haha. The mother was all dressed up, wearing the cowboy hat and all, and the father was driving.
I am a huge fan of the show so I had to ask them "Excuse me, are you Tiffany Patterson's parents?" to which they responded "Yes", and I then said "Yeah, I saw you guys on Flavor of Love" and they laughed and the father said "You saw us on that?!"

The mother really didn't say anything, she just smiled. I wanted to ask them questions about it, but as you can see on the show the mother didn't seem too pleased that Tiffany was on it so I didn't wanna press on any sensitive topics haha. But they were very nice, they wished me a good day, got their food, and left. I had a good laugh."

I asked her if she knew Tiffany's surname because Red Oyster once denied it was 'Patterson', and she said this to me
"it is indeed Patterson. Don't believe red oyster haha, that bitch was married and didn't tell anyone!"

So that's that then we can sort of confirm her name as 'Tiffany Patterson' and her age is '23'. Works for me; but it would be so much better if New York would call me and clear all this mess once and for all.
If you're reading this my love, you have my permission to make my Motorola Razr ring.