Pimp my Flavor of Love Blog, New York wins Flavor of Love

I chose the wrong week of the wrong month to go on vacation, because I missed the fact that New York's My space webpage was discovered.
Yes you heard me right, if you want to read New York's My Space webpage, you should go to Tiffany Patterson's.

Oh, who the hell am I kidding, that's obviously a spoof page. Only an idiot without a brain -and that's ten times worse than an idiot with a brain- would think that website is authentic.
Oh, guess who thought it was genuine? Pumkin, that's who!
I tell you affirmative action is no longer a priority if the majority race is declining that much. Oh, okay, I apologize, but the girl gets on my last nerve with her self-absorbed 'the world has wronged me behavior.'
Pumkin still, to this day, believes she did nothing wrong by spitting in New York's face. If I were New York I'd squeeze an overused sanitary napkin in her face.
She is sort of pale, she could do with some color.

Today the winner will be crowned and I will say it right here and now...HOOPZ WON THE FINAL EPISODE OF FLAVOR OF LOVE BUT NEW YORK IS MRS FLAVA FLAV

I just thought of something, would it not be hilarious if that were really New York's website? That would make me quite the asshole wouldn't it?
Anyway, it's not the end of the world to be the biggest asshole in the universe because I have never been one to feel ashamed about anything, and that's precisely the reason why I am about to show you the pictures I pilfered from pumkin's website.



Damn, wrong picture, hang on a minute. By the way, is there not something very reptilian about the both of them, no wonder they get along...



Have a look at Goldie in this picture. Goldie seems to have lost 480lbs. Okay, she wasn't that much of a big-girl, but still, how did she lose all that weight?