Is this the Perfect Woman?



That was bad. Y'all forgive me for that but it's been in my Inbox for a while and I just had to share it.
That's it for me then; go visit someone who's less than perfect; but not by much...
"Revenge is a bitch" the classic Brooklyn diva.

I'll be back later with that 'New York' email.

Yet another person wrote me after discovering the Reunion Special isn't included in the Flavor of Love 2 DVD. Here's what she said...

I must say, I was really disappointed when I opened the package of The Flavor Of Love 2 videos and there was NO reunion!!! Yes, there were a lot of funny and memorable episodes, but dang! I was hoping that I would get to see what was not seen at the Reunion! I feel like I got PUNKED! Just thought I'd vent a little... Thanks Boujaa

"Punked" is an understatement. That's just straight up fuckry.
I've emailed them but they don't care to respond and until they do; with an explanation/solution, we should not buy or order any of their DVDs.
And we should boycott 'New York's' Show (I love New York).

Nahhhh, that's going too far. I wouldn't boycott New York's Show for anything.

Did I mention Tiffany Patterson sent me an email yesterday? Yeah, someone thought it was funny to open a Yahoo!® account under the name Syracuse-******. I'll put up her/his letter later in the day.

You know what, I should edit that Yahoo!® name because it just might be 'New York'.

'New York' has haters?
What are you 'tawkin' about? Nobody hates Miss New York; she's faaabulous.

It shocks me that not everyone loves 'New York'. What's not to love?
But, as Katt Williams said, "You need haters. What the fuck you think a hater's job is? To Hate. So let that muthafucka do his job"

Go join the New York Haters Club, but remember what TI said "you can hate if you want to but you're just wasting your time"

I'm like a quote machine today.

Credit: Groovy (she hates New York)

We can stay away from New York (Catty bit) for a minute and talk about other people. Can't we?

My girl 'Serious' launched her 2007 calendar and it's hot because the pictures are hot, and they are hot because she is hot. So go buy it please.
It costs just $18.95 inclusive of shipping and handling. That's a bargain because a lot of guys, and women, would pay a lot more than that for handling.
Visit Seriously Cristal for more details or you can reacquaint yourself with Serious' My Space.
On her My Space you can find pictures for each month of her calendar so get yourself a preview before you part with your hard-earned dollars.

'January' has my favorite picture.



She's not the only ex Flavor-girl doing it big. 'Beautuful' is doing it larger-than-life. That's a great picture to Photoshop, no? Hopefully it's authentic because I can't recall ever seeing it.



Groovy got a new Ipod today so don't expect her to be about but I should be around for the next hour or so. Catch y'all in a comments box somewhere, laterz.

I saw this in the comments and I had to give it more attention. This girl's New York's New York accent is just too funny and on point. The other girl does a great job as Deelishis...
Heh.


New York news: New York's My Space says only one of the guys whom we suggested may be a contestant actually appears on the Show (I love New York). No word yet on who is and who isn't.

If you aren't too busy you may choose to visit
BuckyBlends, just because.
Angel, because we love her.
Concrete Loop, for leaked music and celebrity pictures.

Laterz (looks at watch).

So we've seen New York posing with her fans and now, thanks to Sanyo, we have pictures of her at the Club with her main squeeze 'Red Oyster'.

'Red Oyster' is either a really good friend or a clever hanger-on. I bet she appears on 'I love New York' in some capacity.
Look, I better not be cynical, I am sure she's a good friend.
And the pictures probably came from her site so there's another reason to not crash on her intent.

So what do you think about the picture on the left? 'New York' looks a little healthier (if that's a good euphemism) and parts of her have certainly grown. There is no doubt now that our girl has had breast augmentation.
Then again, what the hell do I know, I've never worn a bra, maybe they can perform miracles.

New York & Red Oyster

Credit
New York stan: Sanyo
Clubplanet

Serious stuff
Groovy's friend really needs your prayers. If you've seen the news you are probably aware of her son's (Jesse Ross) disappearance.
Jesse Ross story in the Chicago Tribune
It won't hurt to say "please God, help Jesse" as you're reading this. It can only help.

Laterz.

It was slow yesterday. Slow but expected with 'New York's' Show (I love New York) not due until January 10th 2007.
Luckily we have something to talk about today thanks to Sanyo, who sent me 5 pictures.

The first two pictures show 'New York' and 'Red Oyster' hanging with fans, doing the thing famous people tend to do. 'Red Oyster' can't dress for toffee but she looks spectacularly pretty in my opinion. Have a look at her eyes...wowwwwwwww
The girl on the right has some wicked eyes as well. Eye'm in love.
Just kidding, my heart is elsewhere.

'New York' looks elegant as always but keep an eye on her breasts...lmao. You'll find out why later.


New York stan: Sanyo

New York Party

This isn't the New York Times but we do have ethics around here. You can't just email me something you've heard and demand that I put it up; it doesn't work like that.
For example, I got this email yesterday about a party at 'the Bed'. Apparently; well more than apparently...actually, it's a Club in Manhattan.

Now that I know it's a Manhattan Club (thanks to Bucky and Anonymous) it sounds less than an untruthful.
Anyways, back to the email. Here's what it alleged...

I was watching Flavor Flav doing Hoopz at this party in the bed. First they were partying and then kissing. I hope they don't get back together. This happened in New York. POST THIS UP IMMEDIATELY. P.S.- Buckeey,Bootz, and
Deelishis were bout to fight Hoopz at the party

Sounds incredible to me, but it's up here on the blog so I hope that satisfies you.

New York News

New York's official My Space (she has many doesn't she?) says her show (I love New York) premieres on January 10th and not January 16th.
She has a new alias now, Catty Bit. Sounds a bit like an X-Men mutant or maybe it's her name on 'I love New York.'
Read the comments for an update by Bucky (New York's manager)

New York Pictures

Soon after Flavor of Love Season 1 ended, no other reader was more obsessed with 'New York' than Sanyo. My friend (I think I can call him that) would email me at least three times a week asking for news of 'New York.' Now that she is all over the place he is in reality heaven.
This morning he dropped out of the sky to remind me there are new pictures about...


There are also old pictures about...



Credit & debit: Sanyo

Angel happened to pass by Celebrity Smack and saw Paris Hilton hanging out with Flavor Flav. Notice that they are color co-ordinated which suggests it wasn't a chance meeting.

(corny joke)
Do you think he wore French cuffs because he was meeting Paris?
(/corny joke)

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Flavor Flav must be a leprechaun or something.

Now, the 'Flavor of Love' star is a Celebrity Guest Photographer with February 2006 Cyber Girl of the Month Mary Jane!
You are probably thinking (is he allowed to photograph her naked?)

Uhmm Yes! Look below...


Ain't that some shit?
To think all this came about because of 'Flavor of Love'?

Anyway, read the Flavor Flav meets Playboy story and somewhere underneath the advertisements for a 61-inch JVC television you can access a link for behind the scenes video of the photo-shoot.

Credit & Debit: Shawn & Cashmir

'I love New York' (the show not the sticker) is still a month or so away but we may have a second contestant for you to rate.
The first was 'Chamo' but this guy's nickname on the show is 'Heat' (assuming he is on the show). I suppose he is hot or whatever (yawns), but rating men isn't my area of expertise.
What's your opinion?

Looks like a model-actor type to me. He is from Queens, New York if any of you want to peep through his window...



Credit & Debit: Heat My Space (heh)

I love New York casting tapes

From what I've heard, those VH1/MTV executives who sleep at nights covered by balance sheets and stock their libraries with check books, omitted the Reunion Show from the "Flavor of Love 'Second Season' DVD".

Or maybe my friend Taylor is just desperately unlucky. Her DVD includes Episodes 1-11 and 'extras'. The "extras" are the Special Features that were all previously shown on the V-Spot (the tampon with poo in the shower, their casting tapes, Krazy singing, New York being New York, the shower scene with Deelishis and Flav, etc)

There is no reference to, or explanation for, the Reunion Special not being there.

I hope Taylor didn't buy a bootleg copy off of that guy on Fulton Street because that dude is copyright's worst enemy. But if she hasn't, and her copy is legitimate, then why buy the DVD at all?

We watch the Show, we buy the DVDs; we deserve better. The executive producers, Abrego, Cronin and Samek better beware because The Blogspot is on their ass and we don't play that...
They better sort it out right quick before I make them say hello to my little friends (Enter the Dragon and Queen Bitch jr)

Had I seen this before the incident with Kramer and his racist tirade I may not have thought much about it. That's just the truth.
But, now it makes me think twice.

Not that I am certain that it exposes anything, but I am more inclined to believe the guy's instinct because after all he was there in the room with the Seinfeld cast. He would have picked up on things he probably can't articulate.

And I feel that; because there was an incident last week when someone said something to me that seems innocuous if I were to repeat it to you. But it was the way she said it, the way she looked and the background to the shit that made me explode on her ass.

Anyway, I sort of started at the end, so let's reverse to the beginning and watch the video that Brooklyn's sexiest woman Revengeisabitch linked for us


Happy Thanksgiving people

Forget everything I wrote here if you ever saw it because Hutche told me to erase it. And as we all found out a few days ago Hutche is actually my alter-ego, so I actually have to listen to him.

Anyway, here is a picture of Flavor Flav at the American Music Awards and as Angel said to me, "where was Deelishis?"

Maybe he's meeting her in Ohio where he is the guest celebrity host.
I can't recall where I got that advertisement/poster but the American Music Awards picture was snatched at gunpoint from A Hot Mess
You should also visit Angel (and ADD her) because she drove the getaway car.

Concrete Loop is giving away free virtual stuffing.

Hotdamn, I am reading the book right now and what do I find? A sneak preview that's what...


Brought to you through the kind courtesies of : Rhean B
Rhean is PonLork's understudy. If you don't know who Ponlork is, that's just foul.

My first love hooked me up with this picture of London 'Deelishis' Charles and I had to bring it your attention.

I don't know about you but I think she looks terrific. My only concern is that bondage-type black leather something or the other, across her tummy. What is that?
And why is it there?
Happy Thanksgiving if you never read me again.

'New York' appears to have officially authorized her My Space if you buy into the photograph below...

I had lingering doubts about Bucky because he comes off as a bull in a china-shop or one of those guys who'd bust your head in for a PlayStation® 3; but I always knew the guy had some connection to 'New York'.
Now we have yet more evidence' maybe we should give him the benefit of any doubt. The picture looks quirky, but at least he has a picture.

I'll leave the 'New York' investigations to you guys in the comments box while I work on another piece exposing VH-1's nastiness with regard to the Flavor of Love 2 DVD.
Catch y'all in a minute.

Oh oh oh, before I go, did y'all catch Flavor Flav on the 'American Music Awards' last evening? Just a damn disaster that was...

Add to your friends list: Angel Soul in me

Are any of you flying out of state for Thanksgiving? If so I wish you luck because I know how hellish that can be.
Groovy is heading to Denver because she likes frostbite. It's almost as good as a tan she says; and if you know Groovy you know that girl can do with some color.

I'd wish you all Thanksgiving and Happy Holidays but it can wait until tomorrow I think. However I can convey good tidings from 'Deelishis' who just left this message on my My Space...

Thanks so much for all of your continued luv and support, I truly
appreciate coming to my page seeing so much luv pouring in from so many special
people such as yourself. Keep being real and stay positive and you will continue
to be Blessed.

P.S.
Have a Safe and Happy Holiday.

Lots of
Luv
Deelishis

And that's for everyone of her fans, not just me.
We don't hide the fact that we love 'New York' around here and we wanted her to win, but no one will ever say that 'Deelishis' is not a deserving winner. She was flawless throughout the show and let's face it she had the best body and the most talent.

Much respect to her for staying with 'Flavor Flav' and making appearances with him as well. Obviously we don't know if they are a "true" couple or not but it's nice that she didn't crush our naive hearts as 'Hoopz' did when she fell in love with partying and clubbing. Where is 'Hoopz' by the way?

And speaking of clubbing, someone from 'Picture me Clubbing' posted some photos of Deelishis getting down at a New Years party or something. Even Deelishis was surprised to see the pictures.



Dang, Deelishis' body is unreal.

Credit and Debit: Picture me Clubbing

And visit the Flavor of Love 2 My Space to read her comments. Add me to your list please, I actually leave comments you know.

Don't forget to have a look at the first known contestant from New York's Show, 'I love New York'

The year is winding down and you know what that means...It's Top 10 lists time.

All the magazines are preparing their lists of 'top 10' this and 'top 10' that and VH1 is having a "Big in '06" campaign. Naturally our boy Flavor Flav is a nominee in the reality star category.
His competitors from what I can see are...

Mario Lopez: of 'Dancing with the Stars'. I hear he was good but I was too busy watching Cheryl Burke to notice.

Chris Daughtry: is that how you spell his name? He is the dude who was visibly disappointed when he was voted off of 'American Idol'. The word was the general public didn't know real talent. Of course he is now a recording artist who wants that same public to buy his records.
See how it works?

Janelle: Who? I can't even pretend I know this woman. She is from 'Big Brother', a show I never watch. That tells me she is unimportant.

So that's it. Go here to vote for Flavor Flav.
There are many other categories as well but none that I care about.

You should know by now that I rarely visit the VH1 site and that means this information was told to me by someone. That someone is...JT!
So why not thank him by visiting his Neyo fan-site (it's quite good) or adding his My Space account to your friends list.
I told him a link from this blog is golden so don't make me a liar.

Groovy may have another contestant from 'I love New York' so look for that later today. Laterz.

Oh, don't worry about Irresistable Deliscious, he will be back. At present we are negotiating the details.

Have you seen this video of Michael Richards shouting "He's a nigg**" at some patrons at a Comedy Club?
Richards was 'Kramer' in the old 'Seinfeld' sitcom classic. This guy lost his mind.

Video of Kramer


Credit & Debit: Justinemy2cents

I saw this montage on a forum I frequent and I brought it here for the constituency to rate.
I'd say Flavor Flav is about fourth on that list, but maybe you think differently.

Brown keys, I told you I'd hook you up.
Laterz.

Credit and Debit: ~*~

Ooooooh the 'I love New York' contestants are revealing themselves. How lucky am I to chase down information on the hunky, handsome men who vied for New York's attention on her guaranteed-to-be-a-hit reality show.

The first contestant, I can exclusively name, is Mauricio Sanchez. At least that's what an "anonymous" (wink wink) commenter says.

Mauricio Sanchez' website lists him as 5' 10" of Hispanic hunk (Irre you should be doing this) and he is proficient at the following...Equestrian, Roller Skating, Swimming, Weight Lifting, Soccer, Bowling and Yoga.
Sounds like a swell guy.

His nickname on the show appears to be "chamo".

My crackpot research unit informs me that 'chamo' is the equivalent of 'dawg' in hiphop speak and 'buddy' in some Spanish speaking countries.
I'll leave the opinions to you ladies in the comments box.

On a sad note, one of our regular readers lost a friend to suicide. The young lad was just 16yrs old and felt he couldn't take life anymore.
Hey, all of us have moments where we feel life is overwhelming, and we want to just chuck it in and give up, but somehow we convince ourselves to soldier on.

No mater how terrible your life is in that second where you doubt you have a reason to continue, always remember that, in the end, suicide is a selfish act that only hurts the people you love and those who love you. May he rest in peace.

I'll post his picture later on.

Wasn't there some discussion on Season 1 about Hottie's breast measurements? I'll have to go check the archives or something.
Whatever it was I know it was much larger than this picture suggests. There are so many other procedures she could have opted for before breast augmentation (if indeed she has).

Anyway, good Saturday to all of you. I'll be hanging out here for most of the day because I have a terrible migraine headache and staring at the monitor is supposed to help. Besides that, I'll have strobe lights in my face and a bowl of melted chocolate to dine on.
With all that I expect my migraine pain to dissipate in the next 96 hours or so.

I hate Oprah Winfrey. When I think of all the hours I wasted fantasizing about her ass. Literally.(shakes head)

I don't know how I missed this clip of Oprah, flop-star Pink and a psychologist (I assume); pontificate on issues of women's rights and roles (I think).
Somehow, as Oprah and her guests are wont to do, they deviate from a generic discourse to 'The Bachelor' and 'The Flavor of Love'.

She really needs to hook me up with an Audi to get back in my good books


Thank yous: ifilm

One of the problems with this blog is Groovy and I don't do insults. It's not our schtick.
If we really wanted to I am sure we could, especially Groovy whose email can be fashionably illiterate and uncivil at times. You should see the things she says about y'all in camera (that's a legal term for my sweetheart)

Anyway, the point is we need your help to do this picture justice, or injustice, dependent on your point of view. So by the powers vested in me as co-owner, I hereby deputize the following....
Irresistable Deliscious, Electra, Ivory, Hutche, New York Moment, Angel Soul in Me, NV, DorFam, VeHall, mz.d, RevengeisaBitch, Lareigna and Bubo

You are now free to exercise your hateful opinions on the picture below.

Credit and Debit: Lanni

The New York people were angry I posted the Buckwild fan Club before theirs so I am here to make restitution.
Anyone can join, and the only criterion is you must be a true New York fan. To be a true New York fan you must be able to recite at least three of her best quotes and have seen the video below at least twice...



The New York fan club (already 2000+ members and counting)

Shoutout: New York moment (for her unexpected absence)

I think if there was any doubt that Buckyblends is legitimate it must be at a negligible level because the dude has dropped yet another exclusive picture.
Here is Mr and Mrs New York chilling with Bucky at some place to which i wasn't invited.
Thoughts?


Mrs New York's MySpace
Bucky's My Space

That's what "Angel Soul in me" wants to know.
I like Bootz; she is like a poor man's New York with better breasts. But what's up with those nails?
I haven't been a woman for 23 years but I'd think that's not how you want your nails to look.
Those look more like claws; and why does her hair always look that way? It's not like she's suffering from female pattern baldness or anything.

And why am I being so metrosexual all of a sudden?

On the subject of whys; why is Nancy Pelosi still sexy at 66?
Why does Lieberman believe anyone cares about his trifling ass?
Why can't Kevin Federline take his 300k or whatever and just leave?
Why did Tom Cruise divorce Nicole Kidman?
Why do their adopted kids look so much like Tom Cruise?
Why has Mimi Rogers not won an Oscar?
Why?

Laterz

Each and every time I scope a readers My Space I can only conclude that this site has exceptionally sexy readers.
Lilaidi is no exception and she was gracious enough to send me a picture of Deelishis, Flavor Flav and their cab.

I should probably thank Getty Images as well because of the watermark and stuff

It may surprise you that Groovy has only been writing on The Blogspot for 3 months!
(have I said this before because I am having a deja vu moment?)
She was a reader and volunteered to write a summary when I was forced to return to London for a few days. The rest, as they say is hertory.
I thank the day Groovy made that decision because she is a real talent, and an even better person.

Anyway, that has no relation to the title but I just felt like giving my girl a compliment.

Back to the title.
Angelsoulnme, whom I am actively recruiting, turned me out to...actually that should read turned me on to (still sounds like sex doesn't it?) Buckwild's Official fan-page and it includes a fascinating interview with Becky herself.
Great pictures too; so I stole them; mwhahahaha.


There is a New York fan page as well; I'll link it when I remember its url.
Laterz

That's a shameful title, no?
I know it is, but I had a sudden urge for news on new York's Show so I wrote my source at MTV...

"Is there any news at all you can give us about New York's show.
Even the simplest of things will keep the readers going.
Anything at all, dude. The ethnicity of the cast, the age range, a comment on the alleged fighting on the show, does Flav make an appearance, a cast photo...ANYTHING!!! "

And his reply was...

"I can only say the ethnicity of the men is varied, there is something for everyone"

Doh!
Damn; when are they going to invent sodium pentathol laced email?

My friend Miss B, my talented friend Miss B, has completed yet another chapter of her amazing tale of a young lady battling the demons of her past.
A promiscuous lifestyle and lack of self-worth has contributed to her poor choice in partners and at a young age she has already faced the trauma of been beaten by her lover and savagely raped by a prominent rapper.

In the last chapter the only man who loves her unconditionally told her he wouldn't be her crutch any longer and she discovered her friend is selling her body to men for the adrenalin rush.
Oh and there's more...why not join me for Chapter XI at Miss B's weblog.

Remember to leave a comment. Writers love feedback!
Oh, one more thing; Queen & Queen jr and Enter the Dragon, if you are going over there please don't leave your usual graffiti in the comments.
You can purge yourself here but let's not spew your diarrhea elsewhere.

Ouch!
I just burnt my lip with a sip of steaming hot coffee. I hate that!

Anyways, Flavor Flav and Deelishis made a splashy entrance at the BET Hip-Hop awards in a crayola sort of way and we have two pilfered pictures to share with you and links from where they came (we aren't the cleverest of theives).
So, without further ado here are two pictures of the hottest celebrity couple in the world (apologies to Tom and Katie).

Thanksgiving turkeys: Tangy and AngelSoulnme for the links
Cranberry Sauces: D-Listed and Concrete Loop

Flavor Flav's album sold 2181 copies!
That ain't right.

After all the self-promotion and goodwill he garnered from Flavor of Love you'd think he would have sold at least 50000 cds, but it wasn't to be.
My guess is that horrible song they chose on the Reunion Show was the death knell for his solo effort.
I would have gone with Ungumbunga Man, heh. No matter what you guys say I love that song and watching New York and Deelishis groove to it is a bonus.


Source: Indie HQ
Video: Ponlork & You Tube

"I like New York", was Somethin's reply to one of my questions and she even likened herself to 'New York' later on. All I can say to that is Somethin must be crazy.
Can you imagine the insults she would have received had Somethin been there when 'New York' returned to the show?

Maybe 'Irre' can channel 'New York' in the comments box and tell us what 'New York' would have said to Somethin; but for now, let's read more of what Somethin has to say as she discusses Bootz in particular...

Steups: What's the reaction to the Reunion Special? Seems like almost everyone thought it was a huge disappointment. We were hoping to see what transpired with Spunkeey and if you were going to address some of the drama that happened with you.
Oh, I liked how you handled the question with Goldie.

Somethin: Well me and Bootz got into it and I got her big tooth ass. Her teeth looks like a pack of Dentyne Ice gum, haha. Spunkeey knew her place!
And I said it before, yes I shitted and you still cant say shit. Post that!
Need more?

Steups: (did she just shit on me?) Yeah, I need more. (laughing)
In detail, what did you and Bootz say to each other?
And tell me how you handled her because a lot of people think Bootz is only mouth. Although she did get you good in the house when you two were arguing. I don't know if you saw the video?

Somethin: No! She did not "get me good" ever! It was the way they edited it and she knows that. That's why she don't fuck with me and thats for the record. She can't keep my name out of her mouth 'cause I'm always on her mind and she is all mouth; she don't fuck with the real bitches just the weak like Krazy.
And she said she was jealous of Buckeey too.

Steups: Why would she be jealous of Buckeey?
And seriously, why were you and Spunkeey dancing to Krazy's singing. It was nice of you because I felt bad for her too...
But why did you feel you had to be so obvious with the support? And don't you agree that Bootz might be loud but New York was rude to her too?

Somethin: Why not!? Buckeey has a better body, more class and more success than she does. And sluttier (I was confused too)
But I like New York; she's different and just like me in some ways. If I were on the show longer you would see that.
But yes, Bootz got put in her place and she is very insecure with herself. As a woman I see that in her and it's really sad 'cause she's not ugly. But I can see why she thinks that cause she can't keep a man like she said.

Steups: That's harsh (laughing)
So what do you want me to do? Use your name or make it Anonymous? Because this might get you in some shit with Bootz and Buckeey and their sidekick, Buckwild.

Somethin: Fuck Bootz and Buckwild. I like Buckeey (hmmn, how many times are you gonna say that?) She is the shit so don't hide me, use my damn name. You know I don't care about that shit. So holla call me if you want.

Steups: (was she flirting with me) Ok Tykeisha. Bye.

So that was that! I have nothing more to say because I am all talked out.
I think I'll try to get Nibblz or Spunkeey to talk to me because Bootz never will. Have I told you she refuses to add me on My Space?
That hurts (wipes a tear)

Before I go, I want to thank Buckwild for her email wishing me a Happy Birthday. That's why I will always love Buckwild regardless of what the haters say.
I am Steups, step to this!

My last question must have stirred something in her because the next message I received from Somethin said "call me now!"
Seconds later I was calling, only to be repeatedly frustrated by her paging system. So it was back to MySpace and old fashioned messaging but her reply was "try again". Oooh, there is something about a dominant woman. As New York would say, 'she was my Master.'

So I dialed again, and this time I heard her voice
Somethin: "Hello?"
Me: "Hi."
Somethin: "Who is this?"
Me: "Nicholas" (who the fuck you expect it to be)
Somethin: "Hi. From the blog right?"
Me: "Yeah. Good evening"
Somethin: "Hi. How are you?"
Me: "I'm ok. You?"
Somethin: "I'm good. So what's this thing about adult videos you were telling me?"

So I told her about my source and the information I received that Buckeey and her would not be offered contracts for the "Charm School" show with Monique that supposedly features girls from Flavor of Love 1 and 2. And she says...

Somethin: "I've not heard about that."
Me: "What? The Show?"
Somethin: "Yeah."
Me: "Okay. It was just a source it may or may not be true."
Somethin: "So it's because I appeard in an adult movie?"
Me: "Well I don't know, but that's what I've heard."
Somethin: "Uh-huh"
Me: (thinking what is she uh-huhing me about)
Somethin: "And Buckeey too?"
Me: "Well that's what I heard that they saw some tape, allegedly, and you and her will not be considered for the show."
Somethin: "Oh, but you have nude pictures of me on your site!" (in an accusing tone)
Me: "No we don't."
Somethin: "Yes you do. You have a link..."
Me: (interrupting her) "Yes we have a link but we don't do nude pictures on the blog."
Somethin: "Why?"
Me: "Why?" (what does she mean by why)
Somethin: "Yes why, you need more pictures of me." (laughs)
Me: (laughing) "We have lots of pictures of you."
Somethin: "You need more!"
Me: (Oooooh her voice is sexy) "We had some when you did that show, Criminal Minds."
Somethin: "I saw those, but you need more."
Me: "Well get new photos then, we've pretty much used all you have."
Somethin: "I'll do that!"
Me: "So will you do the show if asked?"
Somethin: "Yeah, if it fits my schedule."
Me: (yeah right) "Okay."

Not much happens thereafter, just the normal chit-chat I wouldn't want to share with you; and then we are disconnected. As you can tell it wasn't much, but she was incredibly pleasant and charming.

I'll be back with the stuff she said about Bootz because you are probably fatigued.
Catch you in a bit.

New York voted overwhelmingly Democrat yesterday with victories for all the major suspects and then some. Among the victors were Andrew Cuomo (New York State Attorney General) and my boy Eliot Spitzer (New York State Governor).

Almost everyone loves Spitzer because you know that boy makes Wall Street bow down. The worst thing that could ever happen to your share price was leaked news that Spitzer was investigating your corporation. Hopefully he brings that sort of intensity to his new Office.

Hillary won too but who cares? She has these juicy, thick hips that I wouldn't mind seeing without the power-suits; but besides that she is not inspiring at all.

Anyway, I don't want to get into politics here, we can always sort that out in the comment box. I am writing because Ponlork uploaded the video that was requested by Nina (thanks Groovy).

The clip shows an argument between Bootz and Somethin.

Speaking of; I spoke to Somethin recently, and I promise to write on it very soon but as you know (or you'll find out in one second), today is my birthday so I am sort of busy receiving sexual favors.
Until today, I never knew my recovery time was this good. If I were an adult movie star there would be no need for a fluffer; no need at all.



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Have you ever been to Miami?
It's the most over-rated city in the world. And don't even start me on South Beach; a tired old place with more reputation than substance, filled to the brim with rinky-dink buildings and women obsessed with sequins and satin.

But I digress.
Flava Flav was in Miami recently partying with the Queen of Miami parties, Venus Williams.
The dude must think he can get any woman now because not only is he stepping to a woman way out of his league, but he isn't even her flavor. She is a fan of French Vanilla, so to speak.

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