It's been a wild two days. I had my hormones sent through a blender by the Incredible Budhha last night (during the Elle Word). And I personally had "IT" tell me that he's gonna punch me in the face and then send me an autograph, because I'm a cool dude. All in the same breath, I might add. (Don't ask. Or better yet ask Quanda lol) So after all of that, it was rather refreshing when my new best friend Q gave me the heads up about Saaphyrii Windsors new, superstar look. Isn't she fabulous? At any rate, she looks a helluva lot more classy than THIS Spiderella travesty:
All I can say is WTF. Charming? I think not. She looks like Elvira with a C cup. But I digress.
Back to Saaphyri. Both me and my partner in crime commend Saaphyri for upholding the values she was taught in Charm School and always carrying herself as a Lady of Distinction. So kudos to her. She's come a long way from her "lip chap" days. It's amazing what some good makeup and weave and a star photographer will do for ya, isn't it? Whether she's in an interview or on a red carpet, she's the picture of elegance. And for once, I, Irresistible MutherF&*&^% Deliscious have nothing rude to say. *claps all around*
And the surprising thing is that I was confused @ first as to why Monique Chose Leiline over Saaphyri. But big Mo somehow saw what I did not. But I have a question for all of you here @ the blogspot. Why do y'all think that Sapph is the only bitch acting like she got some Dayum sense since Charm School stopped taping? I mean, Bootz and Buuckey are back to the way they were, Becky is STILL Buckwyld, and Hottie is still..... Hottie. WHY THE HELL IS THIS?? Anywayz, simply because I can, I've included clips of Hottie and Smiley from the Fox reality Awards. Oh and credit definitely goes to QUANDA. Luv ya bitch!
