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I am killing y'all today.
No one is sleeping tonight because I am not sleeping tonight.
No one is having sex tonight because I am not having sex tonight.
No one is having dinner tonight because my fridge is empty.
No one is doing anything because I ain't doing nothing. Which actually means I am doing something.

Speaking of which, your boy did Somethin' tonight. I finally got her number after months of MySpace seduction and let me tell ya her voice could make a eunuch, orgasm.
Oooooh, I had to close my eyes and think of the Pythagoras theorem to not lose myself in this girls voice.

But more of that later because what did I say?
NO ONE IS SLEEPING TONIGHT!

Audio: Wendy Williams interviews Deelishis live in New York

Credit::Drew News (this site is so good I am afraid to link it because I fear you won't come back)