The Entertainer and his parents, Gary and Susan

Aye, this Episode 9 flew by; let's hope the recap does as well.
Four guys left and they all look rather nervous. 'Punk' laments 'Mr Wise's' elimination but is optimistic no one will ever feel that way about him. He is now the bookmaker's favorite to win it all; doing just enough to be interesting and not too much to annoy 'New York'.
'Buddha', the second favorite, thinks he and 'New York' know each other very well so it's now time to enjoy each other. (this is one corny-ass brotha, let me tell ya)

It's note-time though, courtesy 'Big Ant', and 'The Entertainer' reads and reveals the parents are on the way and they have to clean house.
This they do, with 'Tailor Made' assigned the toilets. It would have been too cruel to have him clean the kitchen with his suffering from PTSD (Post Traumatic Slap Disorder)

The first to arrive are 'The Entertainer's' (Frank's) parents, and they seem nice enough, especially mom who is eager to 'meet my future daughter-in-law'. She has the thickest New York accent ever and describes New York as "pretty"
'Tailor Made's' father is next to arrive and describes his son as a "role model" (fuck outta here with that)...obviously 'Tailor Made' told him what to say, because he seems able to contact anyone he wants -the ex-wife, the florists, the lingerie shop.

Punk's mother and sister (why?) show up and make it obvious they aren't pleased the Harvard man is looking for love on television. On meeting them 'New York' notes, "Punk got all of the looks in that family, he skipped the gene that would have rendered him otherwise" (hahahaha, I think that comment rules out Punk as the winner)

At last, 'Buddha's' dad arrives and he greets him as 'Big Mike' (a bit odd, I thought). New York thinks he looks hot.
Within a minute, we learn why Buddha is such an arrogant ignoramus, as his dad assaults New York with , "being the beautiful black woman that you are, why do you smoke so much?" (he must be a fan of the show?). And warns her it will ruin her beauty.
New York is taken aback, coming from someone who 'could be over 90 and wears diapers'
With everyone settled in, New York goes about meeting the parents.

Sitting with 'Punk' and his family, New York asks mom, "how would you feel about Punk and I together?"
"It would take getting used to", she replied, then buries her head in her hands. (is it that serious?)
Punk's sister -who is the spitting image of her mom- looks on as if to say, 'bitch please'.
Later she (New York) admits to 'Punk' that his family doesn't approve and asks what are they gonna do about it. (hmmmn, it's not like New York to care that much)
She then announces -after the parents have joined her and the contestants- that she will take to dinner, 'The Entertainer', 'Punk', and their respective family members. Silently, 'The Entertainer' worries about sharing a table with his mother and 'Sister Patterson'. (he ain't never lied)

Dinner Date with Punk and The Entertainer
Sister Patterson argues with SusanAt the restaurant (a cheap-looking one, I might add) the two sets of families arrive to see New York and 'Sister Patterson' already seated. The dynamic duo never stand to accept greetings from the parents, and the rudeness worsens when The Entertainer's mom asks, "what do you think of my son?"
With 'The Entertainer' absenting himself for a bathroom break, 'Sister Patterson' replies, "I hope you take him home tonight".
"I am not gonna take him home because he likes your daughter" (but you gotta hearya say 'daughta' for yourself)

With that the dinner escalates into the 'War in Iraq'...first 'Sister Patterson' accuses Frank's mom of putting her greasy hand in her face (which you probably know is a well-known insult to Italians). But Frank's mom isn't backing down and New York is forced to intervene and let's her know, "you have to have respect for my mom"
Which is a bit of a joke, really, because 'Sister P' has no respect for anyone.

Unbelievably, 'Sister Patterson' yields and walks out, with New York in tow, saying she's not 'wasting time' with The Entertainer's parents, as they leave, Frank's mom yells, "mother and daughter, low-class trash" (hahahaha, the woman has balls)
'Punk' and his family look on in dismay and Frank's dad has a look as if he's seen this happen many times before (lmao)
I will not sit next to her (pronounced her-ah), Frank's mom orders.

Having returned to the aftermath, 'The Entertainer' follows New York and her mom downstairs and tries to make peace, but is told off by 'Sister Patterson', "you need to talk to your mother; so why are you in my face when I'm tryna have one-on-one time with my daughter"
As he departs, 'The Entertainer' characterizes New York as Sister Patterson's pet!
Upstairs, Frank's mom says, "I don't think I am getting an apology from her (New York) or that transvestite" (lmmfao)

Surprisingly, they return to the table and Frank's dad offers a toast to 'good health'. And then it starts again...
Sister P: excuse me sir, what is your name?
TE's Dad: Gary
Sister P: I am Michelle
(wtf? she is flirting with Frank's dad! Lmao)

'Sister P' calls Frank's Dad a "knock-out", and adds to the uncomfortable nature by asking, "doesn't your wife tell you how gorgeous you are?" (and lemme tell ya, the woman looks sexy when she flirts)
But she ain't slick and Frank's mom gets on her again and soon they going back and forth. "You have too much testosterone", Frank's mom accuses.
"I do; and I look better than you", Sister P states matter-of-factly.

I can't remember much of the repartee, but I do recall, Frank's mom saying, "I'd rather wear his jock-strap than that wig on your head" (bumboclaaaattttt, lol)
Sister Patterson walks away for a second time, but not before she said, "shut-up, you fat-ass bitch"
The battle was a tie, probably, but Frank's mom won the tie-breaker for staying put.
As the dust clears, 'The Entertainer' is the real loser of the battle as 'Punk' accurately points out.


Family Day with the Buddha's and the Tailor Made's
A new day, a new beginning; but Punk's mother can't forget yesterday and describes the dinner to Tailor Made's dad. She objectively, appreciates both sides, New York defending her mother, and a mother defending her son. But is opposed to the swearing, "those words are not acceptable in our family" (not even during sex?)

Buddha is just happy to not be part of the drama for a change (stop the lying, you know your ass is a drama-queen) and is there to witness New York and Susan (The Entertainer's mom) exchange false pleasantries in the kitchen.
Susan is still angry, and suggests New York has no respect for older people and "wasn't raised right by her mom" (ain't you the one with a 30yr old son in the basement? Fuck outta here)
She ends the confession by saying she no longer wants New York for a daughter-in-law (as if you ever?)

But it's about 'Buddha' and 'Tailor Made' today; and their date is poolside in the back-yard (which suggests they were never going home this week)
'Tailor Made' fusses over his dad's choice of outfit, noting, he and pops are never gonna compete with 'Buddha' and Big Mike in a bath-suit (I hope for Christ's sake, Buddha isn't calling his dad 'Big' because he is....that would take their arrogance to the sickest degree)

The family's gather outside and do not wait long for New York and her mother. New York's breasts look great in her bikini top, whilst Sister P looks sexier than ever in a sarong-thingy (I keep tellin' y'all, the woman is the hotness)
Tailor Made's father asks if Sister P is New York's sister, the oldest line in the book, that...
But it seems to work on Sister P, and she immediately warms to him.
Completely disregarding yesterday's event, New York opts to play volleyball with the sons and leaves the Dads to her Mom, for questioning.

Sister Patterson confronts the dadsThe Dad's look nervous, and Sister P wastes no time in spilling the beans on 'Buddha'. But spills a little too much, turning to Big Mike to say, "your son beat the crap out of his son"
There was "blood everywhere", she exaggerates.
Big Mike is skeptical, saying he'd rather hear it from 'Tailor Made' (witness intimidation?). Sister Patterson isn't impressed with his level-headedness and offers an alternative view, "when Buddha's father opens his mouth to speak, it's nothing but hot gas"

Sister P's 'hyperbole (Tailor Made's word) eventually gets to an eavesdropping Buddha (messy boy ain't he?) and he confronts her. They exchange words and he says "you have no good in ya"
He storms off (what's new?), followed by New York.
He admonishes her, stating "you deny me when we are around other people" (deny me? This muffucka thinks he is Christ, or some shit)
The second parent's date ends.

New York cooks
Back in the mansion, New York announces, "I'm gonna make dinner for everyone, tonight", to dispel the belief she's only, "hair, makeup, nails and tight-clothing". (don't forget 'chunking')
As she departs to the kitchen, everyone else has their own issues to sort out....
'The Entertainer' and his Dad convince Susan to keep her mouth shut, while 'Buddha' and Big Mike wax philosophical about New York and her mother, using a mirror as a metaphor (they would wouldn't they? Oh the vanity!)

'Punk' takes the time to do damage control with his family and asks mom to be Frank (haha, I couldn't resist). "What do you think of New York?", he asks.
"I think she is wild and aggressive. I don't deal with people like that"

In the kitchen, New York is a bit overwhelmed. She drops a chicken-wing, retrieves it and dumps it in the pot. (y'all better not pretend, because everyone has done that. it's gonna boil anyway)
A thoughtful Frank enters the kitchen, offers to help, and is rewarded with a makeout session on the kitchen counter.
Right on cue, 'Buddha' stops by, observes what's up and walks away; sulking.
He walks outside, for fresh air apparently (for attention, actually)...with New York in cold pursuit.
Buddha-broodsOutside, 'Buddha' does his best impression of the 'Whiteboy' towel scene. But on this occasion, New York is confrontational.
She states the obvious, that "Buddha is fucking up", but he sees the situation as her mother being afraid he's gonna rescue New York from her victimisation (is this boy for real?)

It's been a "disastrous day", New York confesses, but the dinner-table is surprisingly quiet, until 'The Entertainer' says it's surprisingly quiet. 'Buddha' and Big Mike are brooding, which prompts New York to opine, "only an arrogant asshole would enjoy another arrogant asshole"
Tailor Made's publicist Dad says his son is truly in love.

To keep things moving, New York asks Susan about her living arrangements with Frank and she admits she pretty much does everything for him. He chips in however with walking the dog, taking out the trash and mowing the lawn. 'Tailor Made' describes him as a "loser" (laundry is women's work, anyway, so I don't get what the fuss is about)

That's that, though, the end of whatever they were eating. It's time for elimination. As New York and her mother exit, only 'Punk' has the manners to arise from his seat. (obviously, that is a dude with a good mother)

Eliminations
Everyone is nervous, save for 'Tailor Made' who sailed through this episode. 'The Entertainer' says he feels great, and his Dad says if he's eliminated he'll just return to the basement,but laments, "when I said 'til death do us part', I didn't say it to him" (lmfao)

The first chain is awarded to 'Tailor Made', understandably. "Do you have love for New York?", she inquires.
"So much", Tailor Made responds.
'Punk' is next, no surprise there...even his sister looks a bit pleased. New York says she has butterflies and goosebumps for the Harvard man.

THE ENTERTAINER ELIMINATED EPISODE 9And so it's down to the Final two, 'Buddha' and 'The Entertainer'.
Turning to 'Buddha', New York says, "your father doesn't like me, and at times I don't know if you like me"
But, in the end, it's 'The Entertainer' who is eliminated, because, "I need a man who can support me and check me. With all due respect to you and your parents, you are a loser!"
(da hell? lmfao)

We are not treated to the response of Frank's parents, but I am certain it was explosive and it'll soon be uploaded on VH-1.
The remaining three guys celebrate with champagne, but are warned to not drink too much because they are off to South Beach, Miami.

So that's that, next week will be a banger and we will give you a spoiler on Friday, hopefully.
Thanks for reading, and thanks to Groovy for writing last week's recap.
Cheers.



Pictures courtesy VH1

97 comments

  1. steups // 3/12/07 10:22 PM  

    hello mate

  2. Anonymous // 3/12/07 10:26 PM  

    what wrong steups why are you Anonymous

  3. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 3/12/07 10:27 PM  

    entertainer's mom is the boss. and so is buddha's dad. they should hook up and start an "anti ms.michelle movement" or something

  4. steups // 3/12/07 10:29 PM  

    That's not me, son.
    I'mma put the pics up as soon as I steal them from VH1

  5. Anonymous // 3/12/07 10:35 PM  

    new york needs help

  6. Anonymous // 3/12/07 10:44 PM  

    Good job steups, ten hours earlier than usual.

  7. Anonymous // 3/12/07 10:46 PM  

    NO CLASS I REFUSE TO CALL NY MOTHER SISTER PATERSON,THIS WOMAN HAS ISSUES NO WONDER NY IS THE WAY SHE IS.THE WAY SHE LIED ON BUDDA TO HIS FATHER WAS UGLY AND FOR NY TO BACK HER AND THAN GET MAD WHEN BUDDA CHECKED HER AND HER MOTHER JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BOTH OF THEM NEEDS THERAPY AND SO DOES BUDDAH IF HE STAYS.NY MOTHER MIGHT HAVE HAD A MAKE OVER BUT SHE'S STILL UGLY AS HELL INSIDE AND OUT AND WHAT HAPPEN TO NY'S FATHER??????? If There is a i love new york 3 Well, count me out. dum bitch

  8. Anonymous // 3/12/07 10:46 PM  

    NO CLASS I REFUSE TO CALL NY MOTHER SISTER PATERSON,THIS WOMAN HAS ISSUES NO WONDER NY IS THE WAY SHE IS.THE WAY SHE LIED ON BUDDA TO HIS FATHER WAS UGLY AND FOR NY TO BACK HER AND THAN GET MAD WHEN BUDDA CHECKED HER AND HER MOTHER JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BOTH OF THEM NEEDS THERAPY AND SO DOES BUDDAH IF HE STAYS.NY MOTHER MIGHT HAVE HAD A MAKE OVER BUT SHE'S STILL UGLY AS HELL INSIDE AND OUT AND WHAT HAPPEN TO NY'S FATHER??????? If There is a i love new york 3 Well, count me out. dum bitch

  9. steups // 3/12/07 10:48 PM  

    Dude, why do you always say that?
    Lmao...
    Half-black is that you? You're the originator of that complaint.

  10. Anonymous // 3/12/07 10:50 PM  

    who are you talking about steups and who the hell is Half-black

  11. Anonymous // 3/12/07 10:52 PM  

    steups is next week show the Final show. why are they going to miami

  12. Anonymous // 3/12/07 11:10 PM  

    does anyone know if there will be a season 4 of the hills

  13. Amanda // 3/12/07 11:10 PM  

    tango?? whiteboy?? they both live in miami.. why of all places is she going there??? hmmm... next weeks episode cant be the last...

    great recap steups..

  14. steups // 3/12/07 11:17 PM  

    I thought you were half-black, he is a guy who used to comemnt.
    And yeah, anon, Sister P wasn't too clever this week

  15. steups // 3/12/07 11:19 PM  

    thanks amanda...I thought so too.
    About going to Miami, not about the recap.

    And Buddha lives there too, that ain't no trip for him

  16. Anonymous // 3/12/07 11:25 PM  

    steups were can i get nibblz nuds pic from nychocolatemodels

  17. Mysty™ // 3/12/07 11:26 PM  

    Ms. Michele is tryna get her own show...how sad to ride her daughter's coattails. It has been obvious since the 1st episode that she is aiming for her own show, likely a romantic reality show. They have made her an increasingly sexualized character that no longer focuses on being righteous and Christian. I think she cursed more in this episode than she did on the prior 3 seasons of appearances.
    She needs a life!

  18. steups // 3/12/07 11:28 PM  

    mysty, uhmmmn, but she is SEXY!!!

  19. Anonymous // 3/12/07 11:29 PM  

    steups were can i get nibblz nuds pic from nychocolatemodels

  20. Mysty™ // 3/12/07 11:32 PM  

    Her attitude is ugly, so she can never be attractive...but that's just my opinion. lol There's a difference between being f-able and being dateable and she is definitely in the former category...according to some, er you! lmao

  21. Anonymous // 3/12/07 11:34 PM  

    mysty Could NYs mom be a bigger @^#&&$??? SERIOUSLY!!!! From the show FLAVOR FLAV to this show, her mother is the most disgusting piece of crap I have ever seen in my entire life. If I were one of the guys fighting for NY and saw her disgusting mother attack my parents like that, not only would I leave but i would convince as many of the other guys to leave as well. But more than that - you look at the woman and you see the hate - she looks like she was born in a vat of poison! AND, the apple definitely doesnt fall far from the tree!!!

  22. steups // 3/12/07 11:35 PM  

    she has pics there, anon?
    I'll get right on it

  23. steups // 3/12/07 11:36 PM  

    OMG, the hate, the hate.
    The woman is not that bad...y'all know damn well The Entertainer and Buddha are wrong for New york

  24. Anonymous // 3/12/07 11:38 PM  

    LOL new york mother It is simply amazing. The woman is just 100% pure EVIL. She really has no purpose on this earth than to spread her garbage.

  25. Mysty™ // 3/12/07 11:40 PM  

    Sadly, I have to agree with Buddha that NY will never be happy until she learns to distance herself from mom. In that respect I have more respect for the Entertainer (wtf am I saying?) because he may live in his parents' basement, but he stood up to his mom and let her know when she was wrong. Although NY does not live with her mom, she still behaves like a child and ultimately caters to her mother's wishes. I don't think you should ever disrespect your parents, but you have to acknowledge when they're wrong...or in NY's case, don't invite them into your personal life.

  26. Anonymous // 3/12/07 11:41 PM  

    100% RIGHT, though im really not sure she is a woman. Everyone keeps saying she looks like a tranny.... perhaps there is some truth to that? AND... what happened to NY's dad? He was in the two FLAVOR FLAV shows, but doesnt appear in these series. Did she eat him??? She was just as nasty to him as she is to everyone else!!

  27. steups // 3/12/07 11:42 PM  

    Lmao at no purpose on earth...

    Mysty, New York, is just a good daughter

  28. Mysty™ // 3/12/07 11:43 PM  

    None of them are right for NY, she is attracted (or not) to them for all the wrong reasons. Buddha would be the Alpha male that would try to dominate her, possibly by force, she would quickly tire of Punk because he might actually challenge her intellectually and she's not mature enough for that, and she would never respect TM because she could run over him and he would never challenge her to be more than she is.

  29. steups // 3/12/07 11:44 PM  

    "she looks like she was born in a vat of poison!"

    OMG, I'mma have to ban some of you haters, lol.

  30. Anonymous // 3/12/07 11:44 PM  

    Yeah, they suck. The more I watch this show the more I really dislike NY. I hate when I catch her grinning--one of those grins that the camera isn't supposed to catch--when she is manipulating someone. She is really making me sick right about now. And her mom is just a roach. Period. Buddha was right. The woman has no good in her. Her heart is just hard. She's miserable and jaded. And NY is a willing victim of her manipulation. The Entertainer is a silly guy; immature also, but I thought it was extremely rude of her and her mother to speak to him the way they did when he came outside of the restaurant to apologize. B.itches. And I really also did not like the way NY jumped on The Entertainer in the kitchen when Buddha was standing right there. It was such a feeble attempt to piss him off; and it worked. But she has to keep the NY persona going; she can't play favorites. Dummy. I really do think that what Buddah was feeling for her up to that point kind of left. He just really strikes me as having too much pride to put up with that kind of foolishness. She's a bobblehead. Pure and simple. I don't care how much money she makes from this show. She lost her soul a long time ago.

  31. steups // 3/12/07 11:45 PM  

    Punk and New York seem a nice couple to me. Remember Punk is too smart to show the aggressive side.

    Trust, he can tame her.

  32. Mysty™ // 3/12/07 11:49 PM  

    I don't consider that to be a good daughter, but I was raised differently. My mother never claimed to have all the answers and always encouraged my sister and I to question things we didn't agree with. We were allowed to voice our opinions, even if they disagreed with hers, as long as we were respectful about it. She may ask me questions about my personal life, but never assumes to know what's better for me than I do. I prefer her methods because it taught my sister and I to think for ourselves and question things we don't believe in. She would never be rude like Ms. Michele, she disrespects NY by not allowing her to be an adult. She doesn't acknowledge her right to think for herself and make her own choices.

  33. Anonymous // 3/12/07 11:51 PM  

    steups Do you think VH1 gave up the extras because NY didn't want to do another show and they figured she'd lose fans because of it? I was never a "fan" but if I disliked her before it has multiplied by 1,000,000,000!
    If anyone is familiar with the portrait of Dorian Gray-NY is he! lol

  34. Mysty™ // 3/12/07 11:52 PM  

    I don't think Punk WANTS to tame her...he's too busy getting good camera angles and playing Mr. Nice Guy to build his female fan base. I think he knows he can do better than NY and is using the show to further his own agenda.

  35. Anonymous // 3/12/07 11:53 PM  

    I'm an educator and I understand Punk's mom is also an educator, which explains why she kept her mouth shut during most of the visit. In schools we have a saying:

    "Never wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it." Punk's mom showed so much class by not mixing it up with Sister Patterson. Yet, I was strangely proud of the Entertainer's mom for having the huevos to really let SP have it. You go girl! Let's give the Entertainer's mom a show of HER own!!!

  36. Mysty™ // 3/12/07 11:55 PM  

    Anon...how funny, I just saw that exact quote on a political website today. It applies in both instances!

  37. steups // 4/12/07 12:01 AM  

    ...he's too busy getting good camera angles

    Anon, the Entertainer;s mom should not be praised for the exact thing Sis P is condemned.

    Anon, Groovy will be back next week, hopefully.

  38. steups // 4/12/07 12:02 AM  

    I forgot to put the lmao after that Mysty quote.

    Stop hating on a G, Mysty.
    You might see Punk on TV, but you don't know he, lol.

  39. steups // 4/12/07 12:04 AM  

    "Never wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it."

    I'ma find a way to use this tomorrow, anon. lol.

  40. Mysty™ // 4/12/07 12:08 AM  

    I'm not hating on Punk. I respect the fact that he knows how to behave most of the time and he is well educated. I also acknowledge that he likes the camera and appears plastic on the show. I hope for his sake he's not really in love with someone who behaves like NY, whether she's acting or not.
    His family was very respectful as was his former girlfriend, so he likely surrounds himself with people who have sense. The show is just a tactical move for him, if it works, more power to him!

  41. Mysty™ // 4/12/07 12:14 AM  

    BTW, Steups the Entertainer is from New York, NOT New Jersey...we get enough disrespect as is! lol You will learn to stop mocking so-called New Jersey accents...

  42. Anonymous // 4/12/07 12:14 AM  

    mysty NY and Mr patterson makes me so sick.
    Im so tired the way her mother treats her like a puppet
    and the way ny over reacts when ever anyone looks
    cross eyed at her mom. I think NY and sista patterson
    should just hook up because clearly their will never be
    anyone that they will except or like

  43. steups // 4/12/07 12:15 AM  

    I thought it was New York and asked around at first, but no one could answer me. I'mma change it, thanks.

  44. Anonymous // 4/12/07 12:17 AM  

    that's why she can't get a man her and her mom think they are all that both of them are so ugly and have filthy mouths i don't like them

  45. steups // 4/12/07 12:19 AM  

    lmao at they should hook-up.
    Y'all need to quit with the Sister Patterson hate.

  46. Mysty™ // 4/12/07 12:19 AM  

    I didn't realize you'd asked before. They do sound like they're from Bergen County NJ, which is next to NYC, but they're from the Bronx. I'll excuse you this time. lol

  47. steups // 4/12/07 12:20 AM  

    and it seems y'all have grown tired of this, but I am not, so I'M GONNA SAY IT.

    BUDDHA is vomitricious

  48. Mysty™ // 4/12/07 12:22 AM  

    I really hope they are playing roles, but I know people who are sadly misguided by their parents, and they never change. It seems like her mom doesn't want her to be happy because she's not. Tiffany will never be happy if she has to be NY for the rest of her life and she runs the risk of being typecast this "character".

  49. Anonymous // 4/12/07 12:23 AM  

    STEUPS COME ON NY AND HER MOTHER/FATHER IS INSANE. NY WILL ALWAYS BE A LONELY A!# MONKEY. SHE ONLY USES THESE MEN ON VH1 TO GET IN THEIR PANTS. I HONESTLY BELIVE THAT THERE WASN'T ONE GUY WHO WANTED NY FOR HER SELF SO SHE HAD TO APPEAR ON TELEVISION JUST TO GET LAID. I AM SO GLADE THAT BUDDA IS NOT SETTLING FOR NY B.S. AND THAT THE GUYS ARE USING HER JUST LIKE SHE USES THEM. NY AND HER MOTHER NEEDS TO INVEST THEIR PROFITS ON A FACE LIFT RATHER THAN BREAST IMPLANTS. I SWAER THOSE MEN BETTER NOT WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY WITH HER, THE GENES WILL BE HORRIFYING AND SCIENTIST HAVE NO CURE FOR THAT TYPE OF DNA.Miss NY you need THEROPHY.

  50. Mysty™ // 4/12/07 12:24 AM  

    CTFU @ Steups

    If you thought he was "vomitricious" in the episode, check out the extra with the extended convo with him and Big Mike.

    http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1575260&vid=191880

  51. steups // 4/12/07 12:24 AM  

    thanks for excusing me, Mysty

    STEUPS COME ON NY AND HER MOTHER/FATHER IS INSANE
    lmmfao

  52. Anonymous // 4/12/07 12:26 AM  

    Spoiler Alert


    I know who wins it all

    If you dont want to know then stop reading now

    You still have a chance to turn back if you dont want to know

    ok


    The winner of I Love New York 2

    is


    Tailor Made

  53. steups // 4/12/07 12:27 AM  

    Oh nooooooooo!
    Noooooooooooo!!!!!!


    Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

  54. steups // 4/12/07 12:28 AM  

    I'm off to shower.
    Cheers y'all, thanks for keeping me company.

  55. Mysty™ // 4/12/07 12:29 AM  

    You're welcome dear.

    Anon...WOW! I don't take my dislike of her mom that far and I DEFINITELY do not support Buddha's temper tantrums...just leave! Didn't he grovel to get back on the show just to pout and mope around worse than Tailor Made. I'm not saying kiss her @ss, but leave if you don't like the way she acts, no one is forcing him to be there...oops, I forgot his agent probably wouldn't like him to quit. He won't get his 10% of the $100 daily salary. lmao

  56. Mysty™ // 4/12/07 12:31 AM  

    Later Steups! Thanks for chatting while you were funky. lmao

  57. steups // 4/12/07 12:31 AM  

    I'm off to the Toilet
    Cheers y'all, thanks for keeping me company.

  58. Thats Hot // 4/12/07 12:35 AM  

    Wow Steups, I pretty much agreed with all your side commentary...save for your strange attraction toward Sister Patterson *shivers* How can anyone be attracted to Reptar from Rugrats?

  59. steups // 4/12/07 12:49 AM  

    I hate my inlaws... quote;
    "...me to speak up when they're attacking me he just doesn't deserve me. I love him, but I love myself more. I'd speak up myself, but if I do I'll be labeled the family witch. I just can't win. Happy fucking holidays. "


    First off, why do you care what these people think of you? If they "attack" you, then obviously they have little respect for you.
    Stand up for yourself, let them have it. As it is, they most likely think your self respect is lacking.
    Show them that is not the case. Or is it?

  60. Superhead // 4/12/07 12:51 AM  

    these comments were hilarious today. calling sister patterson a roach was funny, i'm sorry.

    but i think buddha is posting as anonymous. actually, i'm certain.

    i like ny and i have been a fan since fol 1, but i do not agree with her comments towards the entertainer. that man has been very kind to her and unlike the other guys has been very respectful. ny was a total bitch tonight for that

    p.s. steups, call me baby

  61. steups // 4/12/07 12:59 AM  

    i do need Superhead but from a man

  62. Mysty™ // 4/12/07 1:12 AM  

    wtf is up with the fake Steups? lmao

  63. Anonymous // 4/12/07 1:28 AM  

    this blogspot has internal politics. anyone else sees what happens when nicholas does the recap?

  64. Anonymous // 4/12/07 1:41 AM  

    steups check your email

  65. Anonymous // 4/12/07 1:52 AM  

    you should know lol

  66. Anonymous // 4/12/07 1:54 AM  

    i heart buddha now, he didn't give that bitch a hug..

    -miz k

  67. Anonymous // 4/12/07 2:21 AM  

    Fake Steups, you are like that annoying kid brother that just needs to be socked in the eye!!

  68. Anonymous // 4/12/07 2:52 AM  

    Steups thanks for being fair. The entertainers mom was just as loud and insulting. She has a manchild living in her basement and washing his whiteys, who is she to talk about how Tiffany was raised.

  69. ShakazP // 4/12/07 2:54 AM  

    Lmao at your recap, Steups, its ironic you say Buddha thinks he's Christ by saying to Ny you deny me around others, he just posted on his myspace his release date of his book called "The Buddha Bible" lol!

  70. Anonymous // 4/12/07 2:57 AM  

    The Buddha Bible??????
    Ezra needs Jesus.

  71. ShakazP // 4/12/07 2:57 AM  

    Very enlightnened converse with Buddha and his father on V-spot.

  72. Anonymous // 4/12/07 3:07 AM  

    what did they say shakazp

  73. ShakazP // 4/12/07 3:13 AM  

    see for yourself anon :3:07

    http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1575260&vid=191880

  74. Anonymous // 4/12/07 5:56 AM  

    OK, was I the only one shocked by Punk's mom's appearance...first of all she looked more like a granny than a mom.

  75. Electra (trinidad) // 4/12/07 9:05 AM  

    Sis P got me so fuming at the ears last night flirting with another woman's husband in her presence too. If it were me, she would be wearing that dinner she was eating.

    As for NY she's talking about the Entertainer being a child and she is just as bad having her mother "Rule". Or even worst because at least the Entertainer stood up to his parents he should of been standing up for them cause NY and her mother was totally disrespectful and their attitude was really uncalled for.

    Buddah, Buddah is the right man for NY and her mother. He would straighten both of them out. They need to be taught a lesson. NY needs a man not a lapdog

    Oh and Sister P - the truth does not reside in you. You are like the mother-in-law who resides over the pits of hell and you look it too because your countenance says it all.


    BTW good morning all :)

  76. Mrs Brady // 4/12/07 9:06 AM  

    Excellent recap but doing the laundry is not 'women's work'
    Now I know why some men will not divorce their mothers.

    Still undefeated!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. Mrs Brady // 4/12/07 9:08 AM  

    electra, that had me boiling. Like mother, like daughter.

  78. revenge // 4/12/07 9:45 AM  

    where the hell is my comment!!!!!!!!!

    :;ahem::

    the entertainer's mother does not have a new york accent she has an italian american accent.

    i DO NOT speak like that.

    steups get it right.

    hmph.

  79. Dana - W for Whatever // 4/12/07 9:52 AM  

    *Mwah* (blows kisses esp to E and Rev)

    Guten tag mein freunde

    This episode made me sad. Poor Entertainer...

    Sis Paterson should be ashamed of herself.

  80. Dana - W for Whatever // 4/12/07 9:56 AM  

    I don't know if Buddha is the right man for her though (and not only because he annoys me and I sense some latent male chauvinistic piggishness)

    They wouldn't stop fighting long enough to have a relationship. Buddha seems to be a bit of a bully and I don't really think anyone needs that

  81. Electra (trinidad) // 4/12/07 9:59 AM  

    Hey DANA BAB!!!!! (BAP),LOL

    Yuh done know Mrs Brandy, LOL.

    Well like duh, Sister P is the WORST MOTHER I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF KNOWING ABOUT (except for those who abandon their kids and abuse them or allow men (women) to abuse them and then they end up dead like little Amy and baby "Grace", or the boys whose mother drowned them becuase her boyfriend did not accept them or mothers who give birth to newborns and drown them inthe toilet, stiffle them with plastic bags, throw them in the dumpster, [breathe E breathe]but that is for a diff forum)

    She is just a very bad influence on her daughter that's all no wonder Mr. P headed for the hills and did not turn back!!!!!

  82. Electra (trinidad) // 4/12/07 10:01 AM  

    LOL @ Queen Brinna. Yeah Dana BUT NY and Sister P are bullies also ESPECIALLY Sister P

  83. Electra (trinidad) // 4/12/07 10:02 AM  

    I think NY will stand a better chance at finding love MINUS her pushy mother!!!

  84. Jaded_Mystery // 4/12/07 10:53 AM  

    That episode made my.....teeth itch. That's how angry it made me. But.....I kinda figure a 'Tango' incident was gonna happen with her mouth and the parents.

  85. steups // 4/12/07 10:53 AM  

    Rev, that was poetic licence or some ish like that, lol.

    Good morning all, today would have been the worst day of my life if I could somehow erase the last 46.
    That will be all...
    Cheers.

  86. Gabrielle // 4/12/07 11:47 AM  

    Heaven-O Everyone, how is it going?

  87. steups // 4/12/07 11:59 AM  

    Gabrielle!

  88. Gabrielle // 4/12/07 12:09 PM  

    Wassup steuped?

  89. steups // 4/12/07 12:12 PM  

    Nothin' Gabrihell!

  90. steups // 4/12/07 12:16 PM  

    I'm thinking of changing the comments format, without this pop-up box shit

  91. Gabrielle // 4/12/07 12:20 PM  

    no. I like the box

  92. steups // 4/12/07 12:24 PM  

    New post, Gabrielle Traitor.

  93. Anonymous // 4/12/07 3:27 PM  

    Yo Steups where is Licious? Old girl been missin' for awhile now. What she don't blog on here no more. Bet she mad at ya'll for dissin' her boy Mr. Wise? LOL! I swear dat boy had the personality of dryin'paint. LOL!!!

  94. Anonymous // 4/12/07 3:37 PM  

    Yo Steups she got your mind dont she?

  95. Michael // 4/12/07 9:59 PM  

    Hey Everybody!

    If you love New York check out my tribute video I made about her on YouTube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEHmmNR77Rs&feature=user

  96. Anonymous // 5/12/07 8:37 PM  

    Steupz, when you said "Punk's mother and sister (why?)" you forgot that Punk's father died. Remember when they did the offering? That's why the sister took the father's place in this episode.

  97. Anonymous // 6/12/07 1:18 PM  

    I don't care how arrogant Buddha is, he's nice to look at.
    Too bad he looses and Taylor Made wins.

    A friend works with Buddha... he spilled the beans on that one.

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